Okay one last cool down chapter this is meant to be a comical chapter I hope it does well especially if you're marathoning the story

I own nothing except the stuff I made up

Bebop and Rocksteady's excellent Adventure!

They had sat themselves in a dark room. It had dim lighting they wanted to be as sinister as they could. "Our new forms have granted us great power but there things only our original forms can do." Rocksteady noted.

"Yes like Chef Swaggart's coveted Winter Mochas." Bebop added; "And his Cook Books finally being back in stock."

"So we know what we must do: First Cloaking devices from Big Mama then all the Mochas and Swaggart Cook books in the world!" Rocksteady loudly declared with passionate Vigor as did his Brother.

"YES! Let us begin!" Bebop added as they laughed maniacally. It was then the light went on.

"What are you two doing in the dark with a Winter Birch candle?" Lieutenant asked.

"Boss we're trying to be sinister!" Bebop complained.

"Oh my apologies carry on." Lieutenant said shutting the door and turning the lift back off.

The two Mutants then continued their Maniacal laughter for a few more minutes.

X X X

They could see the Nexus Hotel above them in the Distance and used their Phone's GPS to get them a block or two away. As they did they could hear the voice of Lou Jitsu above them "You must remain sleek and Nimble; so no weapons today. After my lesson you will be ready for a mission inside Big Mama's Yokai Hotel." He instructed as Bebop sniffed the air.

"It's definitely Lou Jitsu, Leo, Raph and Donnie are, up there too." Bebop replied. He took another whiff; "And a Mutant Artic Fox Girl?"

"What about Attila?" Rocksteady asked.

"He's not there, no point in wasting the energy on them." Bebop replied.

The snuck a little closer to the Hotel when they suddenly heard massive stomping followed by a large burst of water that landed on top of them. It was actually powerful enough to make Rocksteady flinch as he shielded his smaller brother. There was screaming as well then a couple of thuds in the trash covered Alley way.

"Mistakes were made." Raph muttered.

"That was the opposite of graceful Red! Lesson five blending in to your environment!" Splinter said as he suddenly threw down a smoke bomb and disappeared.

"We've gotta do this right or sensei will chew his tail off!" Donnie replied. "And we won't be able to save Michael either.

"Who's Michael?" Rocksteady asked as they snuck away and watched from further back in the alley.

"I think he means Attila…actually he introduced himself as Michelangelo back at the station!" Bebop muttered remembering.

"Oh yeah," Rocksteady agreed in a whisper.

"Keep your eyes peeled and ears open!" Raph instructed to the others. "He's gotta be around here somewhere!"

A small turtle suddenly popped up near Donnie who was the closest to Bebop and Rocksteady. "But he is totally way to smart and handsome for all of us to find! Right my dudes?"

"GRAB SMALLEST TURTLE!" the two yelped on instinct instantly believing it to Michelangelo as they dove Donnie yelped jumping away as the small Turtle jumped above them then landed a kick in their heads before engulfing his feet in fire.

"HOT SOOOOOUUUUUP!" he shouted using the Macho Gazpacho Fury kick to knock them up as high as he could before spinning and sending them flying towards the other side of the street, then landed closest to Leo expertly.

"Da- I mean Sensei!?" Leo asked. "Okay that was a brilliant disguise!" he said with a grin as Splinter huffed it wasn't supposed to be.

X X X

The two screamed as they landed by the back door of the Nexus Hotel. When they saw the door Bebop sniffed it. "All clear!" he said quickly picking the lock and letting himself and his brother inside. First thing they saw after finding the light Switch was extra Uniforms one size fitting all as they quickly disguised themselves Bebop even storing away his sunglasses. As they made their way in they snuck aboard an elevator seeing another Bird Octopus hybrid bellhop.

"Good Day gentlemen, I take it your new employees?" he asked.

"Yes," They quickly said regretting taking the elevator.

"Well, welcome aboard!" he said before a blur took him away. Bebop and Rocksteady had merely blinked.

"Where'd he go?" Bebop asked.

"Oh he is just on lunch I'm covering for him so how are you also New Employees?" Splinter asked nervously.

"It's Lou Jitsu! Act natural," Bebop hissed.

"Amazing, looking forward to the wonderful world of Bell hopping!" Rocksteady said as Bebop gave nervous thumbs up. The three stood together awkwardly as elevator music began to play. Sweating beads and trying not to make eye contact.

Bebop touched the top floor trying to be as natural as possible. Eventually when the tension was so thick it could be cut with a knife the elevator finally let off on the top floor. They waddled off stiff as a board as Lou Jitsu forced the biggest most awful looking grin he could they did it back as the door shut.

"You get the feeling he's let himself go a little?" Bebop asked as Rocksteady nodded. They plastered themselves against the walls and Bebop sniffed the air. "I don't smell any employee's nearby or Big Mama suspicious…" he hissed.

The reason for that…..

"HIGH ALERT!" the Fox Yokai shouted as Splinter watched the Bell Hops fly around and run like chickens with their heads cut off. "Chip Chop lads! EVERYONE TO THEIR STATIONS! WE MUST NOT FAIL!" he shouted as a couple of the employees ran around in circles crashing into each other. Others were pushing carts grabbing everything they could find.

"High Alert?! Oh no they've have been discovered!" Splinter hissed worriedly.

"Hey you!" the Fox said turning to Splinter who's gut dropped a little. "Hold the elevator!" Splinter smiled pulling off his hat hiding his arm behind the wall as he tapped the close doors button. "Faster Stupid elevator FASTER!"

"Let's go High Alert! High Alert!" the Fox shouted waving everyone in as Splinter suddenly found himself squished under what he was pretty sure was almost every employee in the large hotel and somehow they all squeezed in. The elevator went up a floor in five agonizing minutes as it opened they all poured out.

"Let's go, let's go High Alert! High Alert!" the Fox shouted leading them all away as Splinter felt like he had failed his students.

X X X

Something must be going on. We gotta take advantage of this!" Rocksteady noted. "We can exploit the weakness get what we need and go!" he said as Bebop nodded. They quickly rushed towards the Spider-Yokai's office Bebop picked the lock as they entered. Rocksteady noticed the security cameras and began to mess with them as Bebop sniffed around. He quickly found the vault and had it showed up before using a crystal to look at the tumblers before figuring out the code. Something he noticed is that they almost seemed completely unlocked. He looked over at the long code and went to the wheel at the end pushed it up once before the door went flying open. "Jackpot!" he said grinning as he began to look around inside. So far nothing, "Sigh not here."

"I found them!" Rocksteady said from outside. Bebop rushed over and looked up. "There's a huge Broach Jewelry room on Yokai level six!" he said pointing out the Camera zooming in on a large room of wall to wall with Broaches.

"What are you two doing?" Snapped a voice coldly, they turned to see Frieda who they could tell was glaring at them under her mask.

"I'm cleaning the Safe, just finished!" Bebop said slamming the door with a huge nervous grin.

"I'm checking for those, nasty Turtly-Boos!" Rocksteady added.

"All Employees are on high alert and are to be on Yokai Level two!" She growled.

"Uhh we'll get right on it!" Bebop said as they began to march out. She watched them go as they did Bebop noticed how she looked from the side. Her back protruded out sort of like a hunchback but it looked normal for her. Her chest was out and too angular for a well-endowed chest. Was she a Turtle? They quickly got on the elevator it went down a floor and stopped. Suddenly a table crawled in.

"We made it too an elevator…" they heard the voice of a girl hiss. It was Donnie and their fox friend.

"It's them what do we do?" Rocksteady hissed.

"Nothing!" Bebop replied.

"Is that Gus? Grab his tags!" the Fox hissed.

"I can't because it's two of the Bell Boys!" Donnie hissed back.

"Well we've gotta get to a higher floor!" she hissed as they slipped off. "Wait did they just leave?"

"We're taking the stairs!" Bebop said as he kicked open the stairwell door and they began to rush down as fast as they could however as they got to Yokai level six passing through a mystic portal that separated the surface city from the Yokai one they suddenly heard a voice.

"YOU TWO!" shouted an angry British voice. They screamed and jumped and turned to see a Yokai Fox glaring at them. "Why aren't you on high alert like the rest of us?!" he snarled. The two started babbling trying to think of an excuse but he simply grabbed them and pulled them along. "Never mind that now we need someone to Trim Big Mama's toe nails. She must be massaged and Manicured A.S.A.P!"

"Yes," the Spider said as she was surrounded by all the Bell hops in the building and being pampered on.

"Did he we do Toenails?" The two asked and were suddenly starring at the longest most grimy long, cracked and dirty spider toe nail they had ever seen. They screamed as the pyscho music played and there was no escape as they forced themselves through the horrible task.

X X X

The two were exhausted and Traumatized on the elevator as Rocksteady held a popcorn bowl. He had gone pale with tinges of green in the darker parts of his hide. "I think I'm done, maybe." He muttered referring to throwing up. Bebop took a shaky breath he wasn't exactly his usual color either.

"Okay don't worry the worst is behind us." Bebop said mostly to himself as they arrived on Yokai level five and entered the Sporting lounge. Bebop immediately smelt the different scents and mixtures of various beers and Bourbons. He had tried it once after his brother and him had run away. But it had tasted awful and he swore off on drinking the stuff. Cooking however it had it's uses. He then noticed something plastered up against the Bar Tender with a sneaky smile on his face.

"Blind Spot…." Leo said with a joyful hiss. It was like he couldn't stop himself. Like he was either Drunk on power, hadn't had fun in a while or both. "And a blind spot over here, and a blind spot over here!" he said expertly sneaking around the lounge.

"Is it just me or is he helping off some repression steam?" Rocksteady asked. Bebop just shrugged he didn't know. They just noticed Leo making his way to a large Dog Yokai who was dropping a tennis ball in his pink colored beer. Leo had then tried to grab the tag around his neck his tongue sticking out as he slowly reached for it.

"Welp, he's dead, let's carry on shall we." Bebop said as the announcer was babbling on about whatever Battle Nexus event was going on.

"What are you doing!?" They heard Lou Jitsu hiss as Kid Cuthulu had won causing Leo to get caught.

"Hey you're one of those turtles!" The Dog Shouted as everyone looked over including a couple of the Yokai who had gotten done taking care of Big Mama. They followed the crowd and gasped pointing to try and blend in.

"Blind spot!" Leo said as he splashed the Dog's drink in his face and took off running towards the Stair well before tripping and falling they rushed over and quietly snuck down the stairs passing the heap that was sprawled out in the staircase.

"The hell did you come from!?" the Vixen growled as they quietly tip-toed past them.

"Look out!" They heard Leo shout as they looked back to see the Dog and several Bell Hops jumping them.

"Convenient!" Bebop chirped as they continued to race down the steps as fast as they could the screaming getting quieter as they saw the door.

"There it is…" Rocksteady muttered as they glanced up at the plaque.

"Yokai level six!" Bebop muttered. They had made it through all the trials and tribulations and had come out.

"We are the champions….We are the champions," they sang together as they open the door. "No time for loooosseeerrs CAUSE WE ARE THE CHAMPIONS OF THE WORRRRLLLLDDDD!" they sang badly and loudly breaking a vase from the brown noise making, them, yelp as they shushed each other.

They rushed down the hall as fast as they could, making sure they weren't seen and hopefully everyone was upstairs. Bebop noticed a locked safe sitting alone at the end of the hall. He signaled to his brother to follow. This one only had three wheels on it with symbols.

Bebop used the crystal he used earlier and placed against the safe. It magically stuck there as he worked the locks eventually getting the combination for it to open. They gasped in awe.

"It's beautiful!" Bebop hissed as his younger brother rushed in and looked around picking up a star shaped one with a red stone in the middle. "Hello!" he said grinning. "This will go perfectly with my Military attire."

"If you're done, go stand watch," Bebop instructed, not moving away from where he was looking at the collection. Rocksteady saluted him and stood outside like a board with a smile on his face.

"You again!?" he heard a growl and turned to see Frieda suddenly appear out of nowhere. "You're not employees are you?!" she growled.

Rocksteady felt his skin sweat rapidly as a stone fell in his gut. "Hey Beep I don't wanna rush you but we gotta go!" he whimpered.

"In a minute I gotta wear this thing forever I gotta make sure I like it!" he called.

Rocksteady laughed nervously before suddenly turning on his diamond hide. "You shall not pass!"

Frieda merely focused a ball of aqua colored energy in her hand before letting it shine on him causing him to yelp and part of the floor to come down around him. He realized what just happened. "Oh I'm screwed aren't I?"

Frieda didn't answer she just readied her Kama and rushed at him.

Bebop however was too busy noticing the two fighting outside the safe. "Muna Muna, Do do dododo, Muna Muna, do do dododo, Muna Muna, do do dododo, dododo dododo. Imma picking out my broach."

"We are literally under attack!" Rocksteady shouted.

"Oh frick for real!?" Bebop asked.

"Yes! I wasn't bored this time!" Rocksteady whined as she jumped up at him and swung aiming for his eyes. He quickly grabbed one he liked and pocketed it before rushing out and landing a hit on Frieda with his bronze knuckled as the two got together in fighting stances. Frieda rushed again she clashed with Bebop who managed to block her blows as Rocksteady knocked her away.

She flipped back skidding on her feet as she charged up an immense amount of energy. "The Hell kind of Mystic Power is that!"

"One where she used refraction to hurt me," Rocksteady noted as he blocked another blow,"At least my normal hide takes a blade well!" he snapped at her.

"Maybe we can use it against her!" Bebop muttered.

"How?" Rocksteady asked.

"Change the angle," Bebop hissed back.

Rocksteady looked at his hands as Bebop rushed forward and suplexed her she screamed in pain and elbowed him in the nose making him yelp as he rolled out of the way of her swinging her Kama down to stab him. He dazed her with a low round house kick before jumping up and back.

"I'm ready for you this time!" Rocksteady said activating the Diamond hide again.

"Are you!?" she asked charging even more energy. Rocksteady however, caught in his hands and focused with a bit of effort he angled his fingers down blasting Frieda and knocking her back hard. The two cheered and ran off Rocksteady noticed something as they passed by another room to the elevator.

"Oooohhhhh," he said eyeing a thorny looking collar with a purple and orange eye on it. "This looks useful, yoink!" he shouted grabbing it as they ran into the elevator and made it to Human level one and darted out the door not looking back.

X X X

"HEEEYOOOO!" the two cheered clashing their cups together having activated the broaches and sipping on the Mocha's they craved a bag of books beside them. They sat blending in with the humans around them.

"I can't wait to try these babies out!" Bebop said flipping through the pages of the Cook book. They suddenly heard sputtering and turned to see Foot Recruit staring at them jaw agape as she gasped.

"How is this possible?! THERE IS NO CURE FOR CLOAKING BROACHES!" Cassandra shouted pulling at their faces until Rocksteady pushed her away.

"No but there are cloaking Broaches." Rocksteady said putting a finger up. His brother showed off his own it was a simple circle with a few metal feathers around it with a black skull in the middle.

"Minimum price is one's soul and that's too much. So we swiped them." Bebop replied. "And now we can get back into places we couldn't before." He said pulling another item out of the bag. "In fact…." He said spinning a small coin shaped piece of metal in his hand.

"GASSP Another piece of the Dark Armor, with this it is almost complete and we are one step closer to its dark power! SO DARK SO POWERFUL!" she said with such vigor the two were pretty sure she was gonna foam at the mouth.

"You're welcome." Bebop replied happily sipping his drink.

X X X

Mikey still felt a bit blue as they would say. It wasn't so much what had happened now as it was what was happening now. His brothers had stopped doing all of their favorite things and spent all day training with Splinter. But the biggest issue was they weren't happy Donnie missed tinkering in his lab, playing with Shelldon and tending to his plants. Raph didn't look comfortable when he slept at night and Mikey could sense in his sleep he was trying to find the stuffed animals he had boxed up. He also stopped sparring with Buddy completely no more capture the bandana either and he could tell the Paper Ninja missed his best friend.

Then there was Leo He was much more sullen and serious now having stopped his wise cracks or even his usual chaotic energy that he shared with Donnie all together. He took down all of his Jupiter posters and put his figures away. But he had stopped joking and having fun all together. They didn't even play or joke around like they used too. Mikey curled up on himself. It was like he was back in the Devils backbone with Draxum. No enjoyment, no other interests they didn't even call Splinter dad or Papa anymore it was Sensei or Master Splinter now. He hated it, it was suffocating and he knew they were suffering. The worst part is it was all, his fault. He brought the horrors of how he used to live and subjected his brothers too it.

The tears began flow again and they wouldn't stop. The Bubbling was getting worse by the day. Mikey felt like he wanted to throw up or do anything to make it stop. Why was it there, why wouldn't it leave him alone!? If he were stronger this wouldn't be happening! He'd have stopped Draxum when he refused to see reason. But no he had to be weak and useless and now they were torturing themselves to protect him.

"Why am I not stronger!? I have all this power yet I'm the most pathetic and weakest….thing in the world!" Mikey thought to himself. He sniffled. He had stopped considering himself alive or even something close to human. Not that he ever was...

"Hey buddy," Leo said sitting beside him and pulling him into a hug. "Don't worry we've got this." Leo soothed. He began rubbing his shell. "I promise no one will touch you. The Foot's going down!" he assured smiling. Mikey didn't look at him. He could tell Leo was smiling but it wasn't his real smile. It was empty cold sad….they all were.

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