Buffoonery and sabotage failed
Courtneys back
The newlyweds have had a beautiful honeymoon while the remaining teenage contestants on the radioactive island squabbles and bickered over the Boney Island "Prize" that went horribly wrong.
Courtney plans to make Lindsay jealous by attempting to date her ex-boyfriend Tyler.
will the plan work?
It's highly unlikely but these are strange times ...strange indeed.
"It's a new day on this radioactive cesspit"
" Chris announced in the cafeteria.
A group of tired, hungry and grumpy teens looked at the well rested Presenter who sported a nice tan alongside his Barbie doll wife with white sarong and pink bube tube.
"While you kids spent the week fighting to survive the radioactive material in the many areas of this creepy island"... Chris said, he then looked over at his cute wife holding his arm and using the other to take a selfie.
"My smoking hot wife and I were doing it honeymoon style in Italy" ..."First class baby"
Lindsay put her phone away and kissed Chris on the cheek.
"Lucky son of a ."
"Im gonna stop you right there sam"
"It's Scott, he's Sam" the redhead grunted.
"Oh I see, someone doesn't want breakfast this morning" Chris replied in his usual condescending tone.
"Whatever" Scott folded his arms.
Chris ignored him and announced the reintroduction of an old cast member who was very determined to be there this time around...
She has a stick up her butt and looks like a mutt" "Welcome back Courtney"
Lindsay waves at the angry Brunette.
"Oh she's angry honey pie" Lindsay clasped into Chris.
" Baby she is a 4 and you're a solid 10" he grinned stroking her soft pretty face.
"I'm right here you sick freak" Courtney shrieked. "My lawyers will be hearing all about this" she pointed her finger at the Tv host and told him to mark her words.
"Yeah sure" Chris laughed. "Nobody ever reads the fine print because their parents don't care"
Courtney stomped her foot into the floor and stormed off to the cabin to film a confessional.
"My Parents love me" Lindsay chirped.
Chris nodded his head.
"Yes they do." he held his wife, clad in a tube top and matching skirt.
"Ratings gold everybody" he smiled and gave a thumbs up. Her sandals sparkled.
Lindsay giggled with her arms wrapped around Chris's neck.
"Excuse me?" "A four?" Courtney spat. She had her arms folded and was glaring at the camera.
"Look at this body"..she gave a twirl in her green cargo shorts and white tank top.
"My hair is fantastic, well Heather seemed to think so.." she shuddered at the thought of the Mean girl attempting to cut Courtney's auburn brown hair off.
"If Chris and Lindsay think they can live the high life while the rest of us ..well I suffer"..
she folded her arms and lowered her voice. "Then they have another thing coming"
"Once I've completed this stupid freaking challenge I will get my revenge".
"I will unleash my secret weapon." ..."A very cute moronic surprise that's sure to stir things up." she rubbed her hands together and laughed.
Courtney didn't know...but Chris was always three steps ahead. He had money, cameras and voyeuristic tendencies on his side.
He knew Courtney had managed to coax a reluctant Tyler to return to the Island with her and get Lindsay back.
Tyler was still pretty pissed off after Lindsay blew up his car, that was a present for his graduation well he didn't graduate but he made it to 18 without any serious long lasting physical or mental injuries.
The story apparently goes, during his birthday celebration Lindsay his girlfriend of three years who had not only remembered his name but was planning a future with the lovable goofy basketball player, asked if she could drive her beau to the movies and then spend some special sexy time with him on the beach. Tyler, focused on his pretty girlfriend's large boobies agreed but he should have checked with her family and the licence agency if she had her full license which she in fact did not.
Lindsay started off okay until they drove past the movie theatre and straight to the beach. The engine overheated as neither of them checked the water or oil. The car starts smoking and screeching, Lindsay screams and within three seconds the car abruptly stalled on the sand by the ocean.
Needless to say Tyler flat out refused to go back to the place of nightmares with a high maintenance broad. When contacted by Chris with a tempting offer of 100,00 dollars which was enough to buy a new car and pay for his tuition at a sports institute.
"Change of plans Courtney" Chris held out a peice of paper.
Courtney ran towards the host standing outside the cafeteria by the radiated woods. Just far enough away to be affected by the radiation.
"What's that?" she screamed.
"A signed document from Tyler is it?" 'But you already knew that didn't you?" ...
Courtney gasped and went to snatch the paper but fell backwards.
"He's not coming, he had a better offer" Chris dangled the sheet of paper over the very angry Brunette.
"Argh you can't do that, I will get you back asshole" she glared at him.
Chris clutched a confused Lindsay and laughed. "I don't think so" ...
Lindsay looked at him. "Uh sweetie what's happening?"
Courtney held her arms in the air. "Lindsay?" "seriously?"
"No harassmingn the wife" Chris held his hand Infront of Courtney.
"You're doing something to her" ... "she's not just forgetful you've ..you've"
Before Courtney could figure it out. Chris had Chef grab Courtney and cover her mouth.
Lindsay was busy stroking Chris on the chest and enjoying him squeezing her boobs and butt.
"Lights camera Action everyone."..A voice yelled.
Chris stopped fondling his wife for a second to announce a new and exciting fate for the fan favourite of Season one and ex Counsellor in Training.
"That's right Courtney I'm sending you to Roanoke, Virginia" Chris announced.
Lindsay gasped. "Ooh fun."..
Chris nodded and grinned evily.
"You can't do that" Courtney screamed. "I won't go" she folded her arms and went running into the woods away from Chef.
"There's alot of radium in those woods" Chris called out.
Courtney came running back and was trapped in a large net. "Ahh" she yelped as the net swung from the large tree.
"Take her away Chef" Chris ordered.
Chef hatchet took the net down and picked Courtney up, tying her hands with a rope and placing her on a chair. "Onto the boat you go" he lifted a protesting Courtney kicking her legs in the Brown chair and placed her beside Sam who was tied up.
"Well that failed." she sighed.
Sam gave a thumbs up and went to sleep.
"Are you okay?" Courtney asked.
"Dakota?" he murmured.
"Where am I?" 'Why am I?"
Chris told the cameras that Sam Would be perfectly fine in the next 48-72 hours once the serum wore off.
"Oh well that's good" Lindsay clasped her hands happily. "Whoever he is?" she looked to the sky confused.
"Aww you've forgotten everything haven't you baby?" Chris kissed Lindsay happily.
The blonde shrugged and smiled. "I remember you" she giggled.
Clutching his hot wife closely, Chris kissed her again while the cameras zoomed in then out.
"That's all for this episode" Chef piped up.
Chris was busy making out with Lindsay.
Chef took over the ending while Chris continued his kiss and fondle fest with Lindsay smoking hot McClean in the back ground.
"Will those two uh i'll fated souls make it out of Roanoke?" "In the very spot where the lost colony haunts the soil?" ... He cackled ..."Hahaha Unlikely"
"See you next week" Chef gave a thumbs up then mumbled a set of curse words to himself.
Earlier at the cafeteria
DJ made it out earlier because he begged Lindsay and she gave him a large hug.
"Run, run away" she giggled. "Go free"
DJ thanked her but then checked to make sure she was alright.
"Lindsay are you okay?" he asked before sprinting off.
Lindsay nodded.
"Do you remember Season one or two?"
Lindsay looked around then smiled at him
"Are you DJ?" she asked.
"Ohhhh Kay well Imma go you seem happier not knowing what's going on"
"I love it here I'm rich and beautiful I'm married" she giggled. "Have a wonderful life"
DJ gave her another hug. "Aww you poor sweet soul" he thought to.himself.
"Bye" she waved.
DJ winked and waved before he sprinted off to safety.
He's now back in Ontario Canada.
Who are your favourites from Total Drama?
An OC makes an appearance.
Chapter four is titled Sarah, Chris, lovely perfect sister that everyone loves.
Why are we only just hearing about her now?
Gwen relives her worst fear again...what happens? Can Sarah come to her rescue
Who knows?
Does Sam fall off the boat and swim ashore before his beautiful girlfriend is turned into a mutant?