TEYVAT BOYZ CHAT
Aether and 12 others are online
September 8, XXXX
10:37am
Aether: everyoneWhere are you guys?
Dainsleif: At the library with Cecile, Cyno, and Gorou
Ajax: I'm with ya boys Itto and Rubedo!
Kunikuzushi: At Diluc's place with the rest of the boys
Aether: WHAT?!
Ajax: What are you all doing there?
Kunikuzushi: Archon's Domain!
Xiao: Archon's Domain
Albedo: Archon's Domain
Kazuha: I was about to say Archon's Domain but they got to it first
Heizou: Technically, you still said it
Kazuha: True
Thoma: We're still preparing the room so if you guys want to join us, feel free!
Diluc: Guys, any snack recommendations? Kaeya's gonna order online
Aether: You guys didn't invite us at all! No fair!
Diluc: What? I sent the invitation last night!
Ajax: You did?!
Rubedo (Khoi): Pretty sure he did but it was drowned from all the other messages
Albedo: Yeah, everyone's talking about the cookie incident and the invite was forgotten
Kunikuzushi: We also talked about it like last week. How come you guys forgot?
Ayato: Dilucwe need boba and possibly some takoyaki
Xiao: DilucAlmond tofu if it's possible and if not, some jasmine milk tea with grass jelly would do
Thoma: I'm up for takoyaki and also some scones!
Diluc: Adelinde made some scones so that's out of the way
Thoma: Yes!
Ajax: Ya'll ordering food now? I can buy some since we're driving by StarBatos
Aether: Ajax pick me up! I'm at StarBatos near Windrise
Ajax: Oh perfect timing! We're near!
Diluc: XiaoI can ask Adelinde to make some for you since she wants to make everyone a snack
Xiao: Nice! I'm gonna say thank you to her when she's not busy
Diluc: Also, everyone's usual boba choices are being ordered
Diluc: We changed yours Xiao since you want the jasmine milk tea with grass jelly
Xiao: Thanks again
Diluc: No probs
Dainsleif: We're just waiting for Cyno to check out the book he wanted and then we'll pick up our character sheets at school
Rubedo (Khoi): No need. I have them
Dainsleif: That's pretty convenient
Aether: You always keep them huh?
Rubedo (Khoi): I'm the Domain Archon, of course, I have your stuff!
Kazuha: Dilucis Kaeya still ordering?
Diluc: Yeah, he was thinking about pizza after he paid for everyone's boba
Diluc: Ajaxwhy don't you guys buy some takoyaki?
Ajax: We'll do it!
Diluc: Okay good. What pizza do you guys want?
Heizou: Pineapple on pizza :D
Ajax: NO!
Kazuha: Oh, here we go again...
Rubedo (Khoi): YES!
Albedo: Better than anchovies
Ajax: Okay fair but still no!
Aether: You guys hate pineapple on pizza?
Dainsleif: I don't like it that much but it's better than that one pizza... looking at you Ayato
Ayato: You gotta admit though, our boba pizza tasting session was hilarious
Thoma: For you since you didn't eat it!
Ayato: Lmao
Kunikuzushi: Nah, he did
Thoma: He did?!
Ayato: I did, hehe
Heizou: I can't believe he actually did it
Kazuha: Please don't remind me!
Thoma: I'm sobbing...
Diluc: Okay... I mean we'll order at least seven types of pizzas so...
Xiao: You're gonna order the pineapple one huh
Diluc: If some of us want it then so be it
Xiao: Fair point
Albedo: May I suggest BBQ chicken pizza?
Aether: Oh yum!
Kunikuzushi: Ghost pepper chicken pizza pls!
Ajax: You're going spicy comrade!
Diluc: That's three and I see no objections yet
Dainsleif: Alfredo pizza if you can
Aether: Pepperoni pizza, please!
Ajax: Oh what about that Fish n Chips pizza?
Xiao: Remember when Kaeya took the whole pizza for himself?
Kazuha: Ah yes, I remember that
Albedo: We had to chase him around the house lmao
Rubedo (Khoi): Some Smokey maple bacon since I'm craving that specific type
Ayato: Rubedo (Khoi) do you have the recording set?
Rubedo (Khoi): Yup, help me set up when we get there
Ayato: No problem!
Diluc: All right that's 7 in total. No objections?
Ajax: I don't think so...
Aether: Nope
Kazuha: No objections on my part!
Diluc: Good
Heizou: Quick question, does everyone have their dice set?
Albedo: Pretty sure we all have it
Dainsleif: Albedo Cecile says you have his
Albedo: Hm? Ah yes I have
Rubedo (Khoi): He always forgets his
Heizou: Okay good because I am not sharing mine!
Xiao: Typical dice-goblin behavior
Ayato: Everyone becomes a dice-goblin once they get introduced to Archon's Domain
Rubedo (Khoi): Can't deny that
Thoma: Especially when you look at Kaeya's dice collection. He got us beat!
Diluc: It's hard to restrain him when he has his eyes set on a pretty dice set
Ajax: You mean eye? Ha! Get it?
Diluc: This is why you don't have a girlfriend or a boyfriend whichever you prefer
Ajax: HEY
Kunikuzushi: F in the chat!
Aether: F
Kazuha: F
Ayato: F
Thoma: F
Xiao: F
Heizou: F
Rubedo (Khoi): F
Albedo: F
Dainsleif: F
Ajax: Oml guys stop!
Diluc: No b*tches?
Ajax: I hate you...
Kaeya is online
Kaeya: RIP Wet Carrot
Kaeya is offline
Ajax: Kaeya?
Diluc: LMAO
Kunikuzushi: That's such a cute insult lol
Ajax: Even my bestie bullies me!
Kaeya is online
Kaeya: Bestie? Since when?
Diluc: HAHAHHAAH
Ayato: LMAO
Rubedo (Khoi): OH SHEEEEESH
Dainsleif: OOF
Xiao: GET REKT!
Aether: You need some ICE for that BURN?
Kunikuzushi: I CANT
Ajax: Kaeya pls!
Kaeya is offline
Kazuha: Seen zoned
Ajax: atfdbkwbiyevj-
Heizou: And that folks is our daily session of bullying your ginger friend :D
Albedo: You know, this might become a good sitcom one day
Thoma: Don't worry Ajax, we still love you bro
Thoma: But that doesn't mean that we're going to be nice to you
Ajax: Thanks... TnT
As Kaeya sent their pizza order, Diluc continued to check everything they needed for the Archon's Domain session. It's definitely going to be the biggest game they will have but at the same time, Diluc had a feeling that something is going to happen.
TEYVAT BOYZ CHAT
Kaeya and 3 others are online
September 9, XXXX
8:56am
Kaeya: Someone forgot their narwhal dice set
Ajax: Oh that's mine!
Kaeya: Too bad no one's claiming it so finders keepers
Ajax: Wha- Kaeya!
Diluc: I think he blocked you
Kunikuzushi: Kaeya, did you block Ajax?
Kaeya: Who?
Ajax: Bestie no!
Diluc: Rip Ajax, you will be missed
Kunikuzushi: You're keeping the dice set for yourself now? What if it has cooties or something
Kaeya: What's that?
Ajax: Diluc KunikuzushiPlease tell Kaeya to unblock me!
Diluc: What are we? 10?
Kunikuzushi: OMG Kaeya you sweet summer child!
Ajax: Ajax: Diluc KunikuzushiGuys please tell Kaeya to unblock me!
Kaeya: Uh... I'm a winter child...
Kunikuzushi: Oh you sweet winter child... is that better?
Ajax: Unblock me Kaeya! Please!
Diluc: I'll explain it to you later
Kaeya: You're making me confused...
Ajax: Diluc Kunikuzushi Please besties!
Diluc: Ugh, Ajax has been pinging me asking you to unblock him
Kunikuzushi: Ajax Tartaglia Childe! Stop pinging me!
Kaeya: ...
Kaeya: Who's Ajax?
Kunikuzushi: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Diluc: HAHAHAHAHA
Ajax: GUYS!
Kaeya: Did someone name their kid after a cleaning product?
Diluc: I CAN'T BREATHE
Kunikuzushi: BAHAHAHAHA-
Ajax: I'm crying...
Aether and 3 others are online
Aether: Guys, have you seen my dice set?
Kaeya: Which one? The yellow sun or the narwhal?
Aether: Yellow sun
Kaeya: You left it on the table and it's currently in my room
Ayato: Why is Childe crying?
Albedo: I just scrolled up. That sucks...
Diluc: Kaeya blocked him lmao
Xiao: He finally did it. Good job Kaeya!
Ayato: Oh my
Albedo: lmao
Ajax: Omg stop! Just please ask Kaeya to unblock me!
Kaeya: Addie is calling me GTG
Diluc: Don't forget Mr. Floatie!
Kaeya: I won't, thanks!
Kaeya is offline
Ajax: Guys...
Aether: What did you do?
Kunikuzushi: Speak up, peasant! Why did Kaeya block you?
Albedo: You did something, didn't you?
Ajax: I did not do anything!
Xiao: Pretty sure you did
Ayato: Kaeya looked upset last night too
Diluc: I don't know what happened but you better explain yourself!
Ajax: I swear I didn't do anything!
Cyno and Tighnari are online
Ajax: I may have spoken to him but I know I didn't say anything to upset him!
Cyno: Is this about Kaeya being upset?
Albedo: Yes
Diluc: Yeah
Kunikuzushi: You got it
Cyno: Oh I see..,
Tighnari: Ajax, I'm pretty sure you ate the last ghost pepper chicken pizza
Tighnari: The one Kaeya asked me and Cyno to save for him
Ajax: ...
Diluc: ...
Albedo: ...
Xiao: ...
Xiao: You moron!
Kunikuzushi: YOU ATE IT?!
Ayato: How dare you?!
Aether: Ajax!
Ajax: That was his?!
Cyno: Yeah... I told you not to eat it but you still ate it
Tighnari: Ah, the look of horror on Cyno's face when you took the pizza slice
Tighnari: When we told Kaeya about it, his face darkened and it looked like he wanted to stab you with a plastic fork
Cyno: You're lucky he restrained himself
Diluc: Son of a- Ajax Tartaglia Childe, I will strangle you!
Albedo: No. 1 rule within the Ragnvindr manor is to never eat the ones that Kaeya saves...
Xiao: You stupid gingerbread, this is why we ask before we eat anything!
Aether: No wonder he blocked you!
Ajax: I'M SORRY!
Cyno: Oh well, good luck with your friendship
Ayato: Ajax, you are not invited to our boba outing anymore!
Ayato: Apologize to him and I might consider bringing you back!
Ajax: I'm trying but he blocked me!
Xiao: THEN FIND HIM!
Kunikuzushi: Use your head!
Ayato: You better start running NOW!
Albedo: I swear Ajax, I will throw you in a ditch somewhere
Diluc: YOU BETTER APOLOGIZE AND GIVE HIM SOMETHING
Diluc is offline
Ajax: But where is he?
Cyno: You should've asked Diluc smh
Ajax: Diluc
Ajax: Diluc
Ajax: Diluc
Ajax: Diluc
Kunikuzushi: That's just gonna annoy him!
Ajax: But I need his help!
Diluc is online
Diluc: WHAT
Ajax: Oh s***
Ajax: Where's Kaeya?
Diluc: ...
Diluc: Favonius Library
Ajax: THANKS!
Ajax is offline
Diluc: I am so close to grabbing a knife...
Cyno: Wanna go to that newly built Rage Room?
Diluc: Please
Kunikuzushi: I'm down for that
Xiao: Me too
Albedo: Sign me up
Aether: I'm coming
Ayato: I wanna go
Cyno: Great! Meet me up at the Cathedral. Tighnari and I just finished our research paper with Lisa
Tighnari: Finally, I can let out the rage boiling within me!
Albedo: Same
So, the day has been set where Ajax must find Kaeya while the rest of the boys' hangout at the Rage Room. While waiting for their turn, Kunikuzushi noticed a boy, probably from Fontaine, wearing a top hat and it seems like he was practicing for some type of performance. The Inazuman boy decided to ignore him as he and his friends finally get a chance to break stuff in the Rage Room. The boy however, glanced at their direction, a small smile plastered on his face as another boy, who seems to be a few years younger than him arrived, calling for him to get in the car so they can visit their sister, making the boy to place the card in his top hat and greeted the other boy with a gentle smile and a headpat before entering the car and left.
Meanwhile, Ajax had to chase Kaeya who decided to dash out of the library the moment their eyes met. The librarian that was currently on duty was not amused with the noise they made but, the poor woman couldn't stop them as she needs to do her job as a librarian.
Will Kaeya forgive Ajax for eating his pizza slice? Will Ajax finally get his dice set and apologize to Kaeya? Who knows? The boys are too unpredictable and chaotic.
IMPORTANT NOTE!
Hey peeps who read this! There might be a possibility that I may not continue this as I have become extremely busy but also, my interest in Genshin well… I'm starting to feel the burnout. I'm so sorry for the news and I hope you understand. Thank you for liking this silly chat-fic of mine!
