Harley Quinn vs Johnny Cage
In Memory of Arleen Sorkin
Johnny Cage enters his dressing room air kissing his cheering fans. After closing the door he turns to see a Harley Quinn sitting in his chair.
Harley) Hey superstar.
Johnny Cage) Who are you? And how did you get past security?
Harley) Harley Quinn is the name and I've fought better security robbing banks. I am here for an audition. I want to be a be your sidekick for 'Ninja Mime two'.
Johnny Cage) Sorry babe. I don't do sequels. Now if you'll kindly leave.
Harley) First only Mista J calls me babe and second I'm not leaving till you say yes.
Johnny) Look you seem like a nice lady. But I've made my decision. Now please leave or I will have to remove you. And trust me I don't want to be rough with a woman. Unless she asks of course.
Harley) Well then let me ask.
Johnny Cage crashes through the door. Johnny stands as Harley charges attacking. The actor remains on defense until receiving a heel kick to the jaw knocking him on to a Jerry Springer stage.
Jerry) Uh our next guest is apparently is action star Johnny Cage. What brings you here?
Harley climbing through the hole) I did.
Jerry) And you are?
Harley) His new co-star for Ninja Mime 2.
The crowd cheers at the news.
Johnny) No. No she is not. I don't do sequels.
The crowd boos.
Harley picking up a chair) We're negotiating.
Harley charges as Johnny blasts the chair before striking with a shadow kick.
Johnny) Now look. I've been nice so far but my paitience has ended. Negotiations are over.
Harley gets up grabbing one of the lights) Not until you say yes.
Harley charges as the fight commences. The crowd cheers as the two fight. Security comes in trying to break Harley and Johnny up. The two warriors locked in the heat of battle take down the security. Harley then leaps on Johnny Cage locking him in a sleeper hold.
Harley) Say it. (Johnny swings around trying to shake her off) SAY IT!
Johnny backs into a wall slamming Harley into it. He does again as Harley release him. Harley grabs a piece of wood. As Johnny turns Harley clocks him with it.
Harley) Say it!
Johnny on the ground groans)Yes. I will call my agent and WE will make Ninja Mime 2. Okay co-star?
Harley squeals with glee as the crowd cheers.