Remember the story titled "Dark Room?" Here's a flip version of it. So you can expect amnesia; hardly any Tolkien canon; plenty of humour and fluff; and all the classics of kkolmakov writing. If you want 'proper FF,' this is not the story you're looking for ;) Summary: Thorin gets hit to the head, but the goose egg is the least of his problems. The lost 18 years will be :D

One simple mistake leads to more than she would ever have dared to ask for. [A fluffy Thorin x OC to keep your soul warm] Enjoy! (Rated T for some thematic sentences, but nothing that will scar you forever!)

In which the dwarves realize that getting to a hobbit's heart is through her stomach. Fem!Bilbo. Both platonic and romantic situations. I own nothing but this fic.

Starting his new job as a personal assistant at a tech company, Bilbo Baggins is not at all sure if he's up for the job...and he's definitely not prepared for his strict but undeniably attractive boss. [Business AU]

Les actions de Thranduil le jour de l'arrivée de Smaug ont eu beaucoup de conséquences, une en particulier, elle a brisé Dwalin. Il était marié à sa One, une mi-elfe, mi-naine qui vivait à Erébor et l'avait épousé, jusqu'au jour où il la rejette après l'arrivée de Smaug, ignorant qu'elle était enceinte. Il ne l'apprend que des années après, à son arrivée à Imladris. Il est papa.

Swapping bodies with an ancient warrior is no fun, especially when everyone expects you to act as a bodyguard for a group of dwarves and a hobbit. Quinn Fleming has no idea where she is, how she got there, or how she ended up in the wrong body, but she decides to do what anyone would when handed a sword and a mission: be the hero.

A strange man comes into town looking for livestock.

Bilbo knows he's going to marry Thorin

On their way to the Mountain, the dwarves get caught in an Orc raid, injuring Thorin. They are told to seek the help of a huntress living in a remote cabin. She doesn't know it yet, but she will be changed forever by this sudden turn of events.

This suddenly popped into my head and I had to write it down and share it with everyone. I am rating this a T because it mentions dying and I am a bit of a worry-wart about how to rate it. I don't own The Hobbit, Tolkien does, I am just playing with his awesome characters! Winter Wonderland belongs to Felix Bernard & Richard B. Smith. I only own the parody idea. Please Review!

Kili's just a very little dwarrow, after all. It's expected he will forget the rules now and then. But when you are in exile, some rules are made to keep you safe. When Kili disobeys Uncle Thorin and lands himself in a dangerous situation, the family has to face some unpleasantness in order to keep the peace. Corporal Punishment; you're warned. Please comment and review!

Far too intimate with the pain of losing a loved one, King Thranduil decides to extend a hand of comfort towards his heartbroken ex-Captain of the Gaurd. But will Tauriel accept it? With so much bad history between them, how can they possibly find solace in one another? The way to healing is not easy, yet together, they discover it is worth every bit of the effort.

Tauriel uses a forbidden incantation to heal Kíli, giving him half her life to save his. However, wouldn't half an immortal life also be immortal...?

"There is an ill sorcery at work in this place and it grows ever stronger the deeper we go." After the battle against Sauron the Elvenking of Greenwood the Great must face the darkening shadows that threaten the lives of his people, his family – and himself. (Canon Thranduil) Dedicated to Ella728

This time he would not let Thorin fall to madness. This time he would not let them die. This time he knew he could handle it. This time he would not tolerate the wizard's carelessness. This time he would claim what was his. Bilbo Baggins was definitely not the hobbit Gandalf expected to find.

This was not what Bilbo expected when he signed on to burgle the dragon.

AU - In which one Bilbo Baggins finds himself married to Thorin, King Under the Mountain and everyone expects him to be happy about it. "The one who falls in love first is the one who loses."

"Fairytales always seem to show romances, but some loves are greater than romantic love. This is my fairytale, and I love you." Althea never asked to die, nor did she ask to be dragged on a quest to fight a dragon. But it happened anyway. Now, can she save Thorin, Fili and Kili? Or will this new world be too much for her to handle? Lots of family feels and adorable dwarves

"I'm a witch..." Alice spoke out for the first time, unintentionally silencing the grey wizard. She toyed with Harry's shirt and quickly realized she wasn't wearing anything except the stupid bikini. "You must come with me," Gandalf called out to her and took her inside the hobbit hole. Possible Thorin, Kíli, Legolas x OC (You can vote for who you want)

Une surprise pour un hobbit de la part d'un certains nain

It didn't start well with the Easterling Thief. 1st she took dinner, then the hanky, while her Dog's teeth latched onto Thorin's wrist. This one who said she was not of Middle-earth & claimed to know their future as if it were written in books, stole her way into his Company. Thorin had no time for it, not while a Dragon kept his people from their homeland. Beta'd by JennyWren28.

Bilbo Baggins did not expect an adventure when he stepped out of Bag End's door that sunny summer afternoon. He didn't expect the out that Gandalf had unintentionally offered him, the escape that would free him from the day he had been dreading for the past 50 years of his life. But who is to say that is a bad thing? (Full summary and warnings in Prologue)

Bilbo Baggins has a secret no one would expect, he isn't a Baggins at all. He is a Dragon, Arandur the Golden, the great Golden Drake of the Western sea. Last of the civilized dragons to roam Middle Earth. Hiding in exile in the form of a Hobbit reborn time and time again, same creature different shell. Little does he know that times are changing, and he might be exiting retirement

After Bilbo's return to Erebor, he finds that there is much he must relearn about Thorin. Years of being apart has caused both of them to change. Bilbo must find it in himself to forgive the man who nearly cost him everything. The man whom he loves more than anything in Middle Earth. SEQUEL TO HOW THE HEART BREAKS

After the decimation and destruction of his home, Thorin Oakenshield desperately wished for vengeance. And once more, as Elven King Thranduil turned his back on his people, Thorin's soul cried out. Unbeknownst to him, his rage and pain drew upon an ancient power, world's away. One with a vicious desire for justice. One for absolution. One with the ability to avenge him.