I'm on metaphorical crack today. Or Kili-muse is. Not sure. This is about the interestingly popular usage of horrible accidents involving being hit by a vehicle of varying kinds to get a modern day OC into Middle Earth. Each chapter is another version. I did Version 1 the way I did because I was feeling a bit coldly logical at the time. It's meant to be funny, not offensive. ;)

A sad drabble.

Amari, Queen of Ivia, is afraid for her people and calls upon the elves of Middle Earth for help. But when her kingdom is destroyed by orcs and she goes to Thranduil for his help, will he help her or turn her away? THIS STORY HAS BEEN UPDATED AS OF 10-11-15(my plans for this story have changed, so please re-read this story otay? love you all) Rated M, Thranduil/OC

Dwalin collects Fíli's body from the battlefield. It was his duty to protect the Line of Durin, and he has failed.

"But why me Gandalf!" exclaimed Elizabeth Collins becoming hysterical, "Why could the Valar not have chosen someone else?" Gandalf looked thoughtful for a moment as he watched his rings of smoke float away. "It appears, Miss Collins, that the Valar believed that it was not just the Durins' fate that could be changed." Eventual Thorin/OC

A bunch of Oneshots I have written. Mostly for Tumblr but decided to start putting them on here! I'll always take requests.

It almost looks like Fili is simply asleep: blood and grime washed away, lips curved in a half smile, his cheeks appearing flushed in the torchlight. Movieverse, AU. No slash. Female!Bilbo.

What happens when Legolas sees the current time, buildings, and inventions? DISCLAIMER: I don't own The Hobbit, movies or book. I hope you enjoy! :)

At 10 years old, her people's home was destroyed by a dragon. For 20 years, they scrounged an existence in the cities of man. 30 years into exile, they went to fight the orks in Moria, with disastrous results. In another 40 years, the dwarves of Erebor found prosperity in Ered Luin, but not solace. It took even longer for this Daughter of Durin to find her own way...and herself.

"I now have a duty that you abandoned me to face. It is time for you to face the ashes of your fires, dragon..." Smaug has been resurrected into the form of a human man, and now, he will stop at nothing to reclaim his lost form, exact his revenge on those that killed him and possess the one woman who stole his heart. The world will burn before him and darkness will feed his rage.

There are several thing's many folk do not know about Hobbit's. They can surprise you and warm your heart. They are brave, selfless and loyal. They will protect who they consider family and when they give you their word it is a strong as Mithril. Some can tell you more than others namely the Company of Thorin Oakenshield. Light-SLASH Bagginshield, Dwalin/OC, Kiliel, and Fili/Sigrid

Convinced that they are in need of an experienced guide for the adventure, Gandalf advises Thorin to recruit one Master Gilli Waters for the part. His plan has two very sizeable holes with dire consequence: first, Gilli is not a Man. Second, Gilli is not a man. STORY UNDER REWRITE

What if Balin had been wrong? What if Sting had meant something to a certain Elf of Rivendell?

Thirteen proud dwarves, one skeptical hobbit, an ancient wizard, and a lonely assassin all set out to reclaim the Lonely Mountain from Smaug, The Terrible. For most, this journey is about honor and fighting for the better good of their people, for others, there is a much darker force driving their spirit. Kili/OC. AU. Rated M for language and a lot of adult content. (Revised)

When dwarfs show up at Bilbo's house, what does he care about most? His pantry! DISCLAIMER: Of course, I don't own The Hobbit, movies or book. I hope you enjoy!

The life of elf girl who faces many troubles #1 DISCLAIMER: I don't own anything Hobbit or Hobbit related.

a vampygurl402 request. Bard is fixated on Bilbo and his kind nature. It only gets worse when Bilbo gives up his fortune to help the rebuilding of Dale. Will Bard manage to win Bilbo's affections before the Hobbit leaves Erebor? M for later chapters

Gifts from Thranduil to Bard & his family start arriving. They warm Bard & stir up feelings & dreams he keeps silent because his responsibilities are so important & are swallowing him whole. Then Thranduil & his gifts leave because Mirkwood needs him & Bard is cold & addled & in great need of more than responsibility & duty. Those that care for him know this and soon, so does he.

After the death of Thorin and his brother, Kìli is left to rule Erebor in their place. Suffering from severe post-traumatic stress, the young King finds himself falling deeper and deeper into depression—that is, until he's forced to marry a maiden from the Iron Hills. Kìli/OC

Traduction Of Bunnies and Kings de Frodo sHeart sur AO3. Beorn câline sans arrêt Bilbon et cela déplaît à Thorin. Voici l'histoire d'un roi jaloux, d'un audacieux petit lapin-hobbit et de leur belle histoire d'amour.

Traduction de The Enchanter d'airebellah sur AO3. Lorsque Thorin Ecu de Chêne épousa Bilbon Sacquet de la Comté, les nains d'Erebor étaient suspicieux. Ils ne comprenaient pas comment un petit être comme lui avait réussi à capturer le coeur de leur Roi. Les rumeurs commencèrent à courir sur la magie des hobbits.

Enril believes herself to be nothing more than a ranger. She envisioned her life as solitary one, always hunting for the next orc to slaughter right up to the day she dies. When offered to join a quest to reclaim the Kingdom of Erebor, Enril may start to realise that there is much more to life than being 'Just a ranger.'

A scene from The Hobbit: Desolation of Smaug (the movie). Has some crushing. DISCLAIMER: I do not own the characters, plot, or anything from The Hobbit. But if I did, I could imagine what I would do ... Enjoy!

This is a scene from The Hobbit (the movie) Desolation of Smaug. It contains a little bit of crushing, but nothing bad. By the way, I don't own anything Hobbit related, though I sometimes wish I did. Enjoy!

This story follows moments in the life of Evangeline Took as her life irrevocably entwines with that of Thorin Oakenshield. Romance. Pre-Quest for Erebor. Thorin Oakenshield / OC (a hobbit).