Dain arrives to the Lonely Mountain soon, expecting Thorin to be searching for a bride or already married. If he is not, Dain intends to offer up a dwarf lady for Thorins wife. Thorin has to make up a plan to please his cousin without forfeiting Bilbo's companionship. Things are going to get interesting! R&R please!

Her father was a fisherman. Her mother a spy. She's an author. She needs to be careful; her mum had taught her that. But when she finds a merman stranded on her beach, Bella Baggins begins to realize that helping strangers, who are merfolk, might not be the smartest thing for a Baggins with a red history to do. *MODERN AU/MERMAID STYLE* ***UP FOR ADOPTION:)***

FemBilbo. Thorin was getting used to the headaches that came his way simply for being in the presence of the hobbit Gandalf had made them pick up. Original title: Tea With A Dragon Would Be More Palatable Than This. Or, The One Where Bilbo Gives Thranduil A Telling Off. (Crack.) FemBilbo/Nori.

The mountain wasn't the only thing that was shaking. Thorin felt disconnected from his thoughts as he witnessed two voices fighting for control. When he became suddenly aware of what he had done, he was faced with a choice - try and repair his latest mistake and be forced to admit that what he had thought was most important to him had been eclipse by his desire, or let Bilbo die.

"'Bilbo,' breathed Fíli, 'oh no, Bilbo...' Kíli turned his head, fear and fury being reflected from his dark eyes, and in a split second of mutual understanding the two brothers jumped off the tree." AU version of the ending scene of AUJ, Fíli's POV. Rated T for language and some violence. hurt!Kíli, protective!Fíli.

I lay there in the healing tent. At least that's what I suspected, regarding all those healers and the groaning soldiers on the floor. „Tauriel?", I heard someone whisper, the same voice I heard before.

An excerpt from a future story that I am writing

An idea of what J.R.R Tolkien's Mirkwood would be like when someone sees it for the first time.

How? How was she supposed to remove this hate that she saw in his eyes. The hate that reminded her that every mistake had been piled together. Now she has a chance to help him achieve what he wants most, reclaim what's his. But could she do this while putting together the broken pieces that are him? Or will she enforce the loathing towards her people that resonates in him? ThorinOC

The prince, Legolas and the captain of the Mirkwood guard, Tauriel. Two souls who longs for each other, but know they cannot have what they desire. Then again, desire comes in many forms. Sex is one thing; rolling around in the hay is another. Rated M because I can.

In a land of kick ass kung fu, Dildo Baggins, great grandson of Bilbo baggins, starts his journey to be the most epic kung fu master EVVAHH! But even in such a laid back land like middle earth, Dildo will be in great danger as he fights some of the most dangerous mofos ever to be born. Will he out live his training? Shit yeah! HE's THE HERO! DUH! No babys allowed.

The dwarfs are on their way to reclaim their home back but the journey isn't as easy as they have thought. With misfortune, accidents and dangerous battles they continue where they were left at the end of the first movie. But do they get a happy ending?

Sequel to "Blades in the Dark"- Whilst making their way through Mirkwood, the Company lose the path- after a savage attack they are split, the groups each desperately tying to find the other, but other forces are at work in the forest, forces that none of the group can foresee- will they all make it out alive? Hurt!Fili and Kili, Protective!Bofur and Durin feels- Please R&R!

This little document of mine is basically a "Frankenstein's Monster" in literary terms; It's an odd combination of both Tolkien's original text, Peter Jackson movie dialogue, and my own personal touches to it. All of which are brought together to give MY interpretation of how Chapter 12 of The Hobbit, Inside Information, should have been. All feedback is welcome. Thanks.

Bofur is about to become a father, when everything goes wrong.

Bella and Ori were cute, are cute and always will be cute. That was what company always thought and what the company most certainly didn't see any reason to change their opinion about. Yet, Company certainly doesn't know everything, and neither Bella, nor Ori have the intention of ever educating them on the subject. A story of how Ori and Bella are not that innocent. FINISHED.

Bilba Baggins is not entirely respectable, and it's not just because her grandmother taught her how to throw a battle ax. This doesn't quite change the outcome of a certain adventure, but it certainly changes her reaction to it. fem!bilbo, dwobbit Bilbo

When Kili takes a fall from a cliff in the Misty Mountains, Fili initially blames Bilbo for their misfortune. But when Fili and Kili are sent back to Rivendell, Fili must decide whether or not to continue the journey to Erebor alone, facing an even greater danger than he ever thought possible. Petty quarrels are unwise if he wishes to save himself and his brother.

What could happen if Thorin and Kili, decide to play matchmaker for Fili? What if they decide that his brother/nephew needs a partner with whom spend the rest of his life? Will they succeed? Nothing good can come from a bored king and prince, especially if you are the target of their plans. [Fili/OC] Rated T for safety.

Dame Nature a voulu que pour concevoir un enfant, il faut un père et une mère. Mais dans ce cas, qui est la mère de Bolg ? Azog va devoir apprendre une éphémère leçon de tolérance... EN REECRITURE sous le titre Infamies et afflictions d'une Elfe avilie

"Ce n'était qu'un soir de pleine lune. Ils n'étaient qu'un groupe de nains dormant à la belle étoile, à côté d'un feu de camp, qui se tarissait petit à petit, jusqu'à s'éteindre complètement par la froide brise d'hiver." Résumé pas clair, mais je ne peux pas en dire plus non plus

Une histoire moderne où Bilbo a la chance (sans nécessairement le savoir) d'avoir sa fin heureuse avec la personne qu'il a toujours Bagginshield, avec une touche de Kili et Fili (pas en tant que frères) et Dwalin et Ori (Attention, contiendra des scènes explicites)

Perhaps it was Frerin's body that was burning, but that doesn't mean Thorin wasn't dead as well.

"Of course something like this must happen to me, thought Bilbo when he stared at the third pregnancy test that morning." AU - Modern Setting. Mpreg. Teen Pregnancy. Angst. AU - High School.

Prince Legolas of the Greenwood definitely didn't want to befriend the redheaded fiend.