Pilot
It was a red and dark day at the I.M.P building, a car drove into the parking lot and parked the car in a space. The car doors opened, and an imp named Moxxie got out of the car, with a cup of coffee in hand. Another imp got out of the car, which it's Moxxie's adoring wife named Millie. She also has a coffee in hand. Moxxie looked at Millie and he smiled. Millie noticed him looking at her, and she smiled back at Moxxie. They heard something driving into the parking lot. A van appears with an imp named Blitzø driving it, along with a gothic hellhound named Loona using her phone. Blitzø spotted Moxxie and Millie, and he quickly rolled out the window just to say hi. Moxxie just started drinking his coffee, until Blitzø starts yelling. "Hey MM!!" yelled Blitzø. Moxxie flinched when Blitzø yelled loudly, it made him accidentally slip the coffee cup off his hand, and it tumbles to the ground. Moxie felt annoyed already. He let out a sigh and turned to Blitzø. "Morning, sir." greeted Moxxie, with an annoyed look on his face. Millie sees Blitzø. "Morning!" greeted Millie with glee.
"You won't believe what I found in the living world yesterday. It's fuckin' nuts." said Blitzø. Moxxie rolled his eyes. "Sir, can you please not do this again?" asked Moxxie. "What'chu mean?" asked Blitzø. "I mean, everytime me and Millie spend some quality time together, you always pop out everywhere we go or do, just to show us something." said Moxxie. Blitzø blows raspberries. "Since when did I ever do that?" asked Blitzø. It cuts to a flashback where Moxxie and Millie are making out, naked in bed and wrapped in a blanket. Blitzø popped out behind the window, looking excited. "MM!" yelled Blitzø. Moxxie and Millie screamed, turned their heads and saw Blitzø behind the window. It cuts to another flashback where Moxxie and Millie are sitting on a bench, holding hands and smiling. Blitzø pops out behind Moxxie and Millie on the bench. "MM!" yelled Blitzø. Moxxie and Millie flinched. It cuts to yet another flashback, where Moxxie and Millie are at the aquarium, watching the fishes from hell swimming around. Millie is holding Moxxie's arm, and she laid her head down on his shoulder. Moxxie looked at Millie and he smiled. Just as Moxxie continued looking at the fishes, he spotted Blitzø swimming, showing a sign that read "MM!" Moxxie gained an annoyed look on his face. It cuts to the last flashback where Moxxie walked to the refrigerator to get some water. He grabbed the fridge's handle and opened the refrigerator. Just as he was about to get water, he saw Blitzø inside the refrigerator with a little smile on his face. "Hey Mox, look," said Blitzø. Blitzø pulls out his right hand, opens it and shows Moxxie a small figurine of a pink pony. "Isn't she gorgeous?" asked Blitzø. Moxxie didn't say anything, he just stared at Blitzø with an irritated and tired expression. "What should I call her? I tried to pick a perfect name for this little cutie, but it's really hard to think though." said Blitzø and he smacked his lips. "Do you know what name should I-" just before Blitzø could ask Moxxie a question, he closed the refrigerator door and walked it. It cuts back to the present day. "Could you please stop doing that?" asked Moxxie. Blitzø looked at Moxxie for a few quick seconds, and he sighed like an angsty teenager. "Fine! I just wanted to show you something cool." said Blitzø.
Blitzø starts driving his van. He drove to his favorite parking spot, but then a pink car drove by and took the spot quickly. Blitzø gasped and he got pissed. "Oh, for fuck's sake!" yelled Blitzø. The person who drove the pink car into Blitzø's parking spot is none other than his ex-girlfriend, Verosika Mayday. She got out of the car, constantly laughing. "Sorry, Blitzø. But this spot is already taken." said Verosika. Blitzø snarls, and he peeked his head out of the window. "Do you really have to do this? Like, right now?" asked Blitzø. "Well, yeah. I already own it. I can't let some fuck up who took my credit card for pony rides, take away my spot." said Verosika. Blitzø got irritated, so he parked his van in another spot, next to Verosika's pink car. "You fucking bitch. I'll crash that stupid car of hers." muttered Blitzø. Verosika locked the car and walked away. Blitzø and Loona get out of the van. Blitzø walks to the back of the van and opens the doors. Inside, there is an old trunk, with a few scratch marks on it. Blitzø starts carrying the trunk and gets it out of the van. Moxxie pulled his bag out from the car, he noticed that Blitzø was carrying the trunk all by himself. Moxxie looked at the trunk, got a bit concerned about what's inside. "Loona, close the doors on the van's back for me, please?" asked Blitzø. Loona sighed. "Fine," said Loona. Loona walked to the back of the van and closed the doors. Blitzø started the I.M.P building, holding the trunk with his hands. Moxxie walked to Blitzø. "Sir, what's with that trunk you're holding?" asked Moxxie, and he walked along with Blitzø. "Well, Mox. This right here is one of the living world's mysterious secrets that were hidden from society." said Blitzø. Moxxie got a bit impressed. "Really?" asked Moxxie. "Yep. And I'll tell you, Humans are so stupid and cruel, they would find this and kill each other with it." said Blitzø as he walked away. Moxxie stopped walking, knowing that the sentence Blitzø said sounded a bit realistic. "Uhhh…right. I get it." said Moxxie.
Meanwhile, in the I.M.P headquarters. Blitzø puts down the trunk and starts taking deep breaths. "Holy shit, that was heavy." said Blitzø. Moxxie, Millie and Loona are sitting on the couch, looking at Blitzø. "So, what's inside?" asked Millie. "You'll see." replied Blitzø. Blitzø starts unlocking the trunk and opens it. Moxxie, Millie and Loona looked at the trunk, and inside there were strange looking puppets. Moxxie, Millie and Loona got confused. "Those are puppets, sir." said Moxxie. "Not just any puppets, Mox. They're Andre Toulon's puppets." said Blitzø. Moxxie, Millie and Loona got even more confused. "Huh?" exclaimed Moxxie in confusion. Blitz spotted a diary on a shelf of the trunk, he picked it up and opened it. "Andre Toulon was a French puppeteer. He discovered an Egyptian spell that can bring inmates objects to life. So, he decided to bring his own puppets to life with the elixir." said Blitzø. Millie spotted something and it's a small case. She got up, picked up the small case and opened it. She saw three small bottles of glowing green liquid that gives the puppet's life, along with a syringe. "Is this it?" asked Mille as she showed Blitzø the elixir. He looked at the elixir. "Yes, that's the elixir," said Blitzø. "Oh." exclaimed Millie and she closed the small case. She continued looking at the three bottles of elixir, along with Moxxie and Loona staring. "So, in the 1930s to 1940s, he was in Nazi Germany when one of the Nazis found out his secret. So, he killed off a few Nazis and left Germany to go to America. Sooner or later, Andre Toulon knew that the Nazi spies found his location, and the only way to protect the secret was to hide his puppets and take his own life." said Blitzø. Loona picks up one of the puppets, and it's a puppet wearing a black coat, a black fedora, two spikes behind the eye sockets, and a knife and a hook for hands named Blade. "So that's the only way?" asked Millie. "Exactly…..but who cares about human life anyway." said Blitzø. Moxxie and Millie pick up two of the puppets, and they're a cowboy puppet with six arms named Six Shooter and a Jester puppet named Jester. Blitzø picked up a muscle puppet with a tiny head, a dark red sweater and giant hands with fingerless gloves named Pinhead.
"Millie, give me that case," said Blitzø. Millie hands Blitzø the case. He walks over to Loona's desk and places Pinhead on the table. Blitzø opened up the case and he picked up a bottle of elixir and a syringe. "Bring the other puppets, guys," said Blitzo. Moxxie, Millie and Loona walk over to the desk and place Blade, Six Shooter and Jester. Blitzø fills the syringe with some of the elixir and injects Pinhead in the chest. Millie seems a bit excited to see the puppets reanimate, Moxie seems a bit confused and Loona is not interested. Blitzø starts injecting Blade, Six Shooter and Jester with the syringe, pushing down the plunger. Blitzø finished injecting the elixir into the puppets, so he sat down on a chair and started to wait. Moxxie looks at Blitz. "So, what's gonna happen now?" asked Moxxie. "So, we're just gonna wait for them to get up," said Blitzø. "Oh, alright then." said Moxxie. Blitzø and his crew started waiting and looking at the puppets.
Five hours later, Moxxie and Millie look a bit tired, Loona is laying on the couch, using her phone, but Blitzø is just waiting patiently. Millie yawned a little, and Moxxie got up. "Sir, I don't think this elixir stuff is working," said Moxxie. Blitz turned his head to Moxxie. "It will work. You just have to give them some time to process." said Blitzø. "We are not wasting time waiting for these puppets to reanimate. We have a job to do." said Moxxie. "But, sweetie. No one called us yet." said Millie. Loona kept looking at her phone and talked to Moxxie. "Exactly. So stop being so hysterical, fatty." said Loona. Moxxie looks directly at Loona. "For the last time, I am not fat!" yelled Moxxie. Loona responded to Moxxie with a shrug and he facepalmed and sighed.
"Ok, if this whole Egyptian reanimation legend thing is true, could I do this?" asked Moxxie. He pulled out one finger, lowered it down and poked Pinhead on the chest. There was no movement. "I told you. They're not alive." said Moxxie. Just as Moxxie puts his finger away, Pinhead wakes up and grabs his hand. Moxxie saw Pinhead grab his hand with force and he screamed in terror. Blitzø and Millie gasped from Pinhead's reawakening. Loona saw the scene too. "What the fuck?!" yelled Loona. Moxxie tried to get his hand off from Pinhead's strength, but it couldn't break free. Pinhead was growling angrily at Moxxie. "Get off! Let go of my hand!" yelled Moxxie. He kept trying to break his hand free, then Pinhead let it go, letting Moxxie fall down to the floor. "Ow!" exclaimed Moxxie. Blitzø looks at Pinhead, and he is surprised and amused. "Holy shit." said Blitzø. Pinhead got up and stretched for a little bit. Sooner or later, the three other puppets on Loona's desk started to move and reawaken. Blade got up with his hook hand on the table, Six Shooter rose up and Jester got up without using his hands. Loona walked over to the desk and looked at the puppets. "Oh fuck." said Loona.
"This is fucking amazing!" yelled Blitzø. The other puppets started greeting each other, like Pinhead pats Blade on the back and Jester shaking hands with Six Shooter. Moxxie gets up and rubs his head. "Shit, I wish I could take it all back." said Moxxie. Blitzø turned his head to Moxxie. "Well too late for that, Mox." said Blitzø and he turned his head back to the puppets. Blade, Pinhead, Jester and Six Shooter look at the Imp crew. Pinhead slowly raises his right hand, for Blitzø to shake it. Blitzø looks at Pinhead and he gratefully shakes his hand. "How's it going? The name Blitzø, the O is silent." greeted Blitzø. Pinhead greeted Blitzø with a soft grunt. Blade hisses softly, Jester mumbles and Six Shooter chuckles. "Welcome to I.M.P, new recruits." said Blitzø. The puppets look around, looking a bit amazed, but for Jester, he spins the three pieces of his full head and makes a surprise expression. He mumbled surprisingly. Millie had a surprised reaction on her face, with big shining puppy eyes. "Awwww! It's so cute." said Millie. She picked Jester up and held him like a baby. Loona just took a picture of the puppets with her photo. "I'm sending this to Sinstagram." said Loona.
Moxxie joined the others, but he seemed a bit jealous. Millie keeps holding Jester. "I like this one. It's adorable." said Millie. Jester mumbles and Millie smiles. Blitzø turned his head to Moxxie. "You must be really stupid right now, Mox." said Blitzø. Moxxie rolled his eyes. Suddenly, they heard someone knocking on the door. They turned their heads to the door. "Looks like we already got a client," said Blitzø as he walked to the door and opened it. An octopus demon appears behind the door. "Uhhh, hey. Is this I.M.P?" asked the octopus demon. "It sure is, you tentacle-y fucker." said Blitzø as he smiled.
Meanwhile, inside Blitzø's office. Blitz is at his desk and holding a blue pony figure with the octopus demon sitting on a chair. "What's your name, Octopussy boy?" asked Blitzø. "Well, my name is Darrell. Darrell Rogers." introduced Darrell. Blitzø laughs a little. "Shit, sorry. I mean, what person would use a name called Darrell? Am I right?" asked Blitzø. Darrell sighs. "Yeah, I know. It sounds dumb." replied Darrell. Blitzø places the blue pony figure on the desk, next to a picture of him with a rose on his mouth and looking seductively. "So, tell me. What brings you here in Immediate Murder Professionals, Darrell?" asked Blitzø. Darrell looked at Blitzø and he sighed a little. "I want you to kill someone." said Darrell.. Blitzø holds his hands."I can tell. Alright, what piece of shit wants me to kill?" asked Blitzø. Darrell pulls out a photo and hands it to Blitzø. Blitzø looks at the photo and it's a pretty young girl with brown hair and blue eyes named Jamie. "Who's this?" asked Blitzø. "That's my girlfriend, Jamie…well, my ex-girlfriend for now." said Darrell as he places his hands on both of his arms. "Oh. She seems hot for a man like you. What's the problem with her?" asked Blitzø. As Darrell was about to answer his question, Blitzø stopped him. "Hold on, let me guess. She cheated on you." said Blitzo. "Yes." replied Darrell . When Darrel responds to Blitzø's question, a flashback begins.
The flashback starts with Darrell when he was human, along with Jamie, walking together and holding his hands. Human Darrell looked at Jamie. Jamie noticed him looking at her and she smiled. Human Darrell smiles back as they keep walking. "Ever since I first met Jamie, I thought that she's the perfect one for me," said Darrell. It fades to Human Darrell and Jamie having a date at a restaurant, looking at each other's eyes. Their eyes glimmer whenever they look at each other. Human Darrell picks up Jamie's hand gently and he kisses. Jamie giggles. It cuts to them inside a car, watching the moon shining in the sky along with the stars. "I feel really happy when I'm around her and she looks very wholesome." said Darrell. Human Darrell and Jamie look at each other and they start making out. Jamie pins Human Darrell down and they continue to make out, with them taking off the clothes.
A few days later, Human Darrell walks down the hallway with some roses in hand and gets in front of an apartment door which has C3 on it. "That is until I discovered something about her." said Darrell. Human Darrell knocks on the apartment door and starts for Jamie to pick up. She wouldn't answer the door, so Human Darrell knocked again. Once again, she didn't answer. Human Darrell opens the door and walks into the apartment. As Human Darrell entered the apartment, he spotted something that shocked and heartbroken him. He spotted that Jamie is cheating on him with a blonde millionaire man named Mr. Hunson, having sex on the couch. Jamie saw Human Darrell and she gasped. Mr. Hunson also saw Human Darrell but he wasn't shocked. Human Darrell is in pure disbelief, he drops the roses and runs away with tears pouring down his eyes. Jaime and Mr. Hunson looked at each other for a few seconds and they continued to have sex. It cuts to Human Darrell running out of the apartment building, feeling heartbroken and miserable from the cheating scene he had witnessed. He kept running away, but he didn't even look where he was going. Human Darrell runs to the middle of the road, only to be hit by a truck. And just like that, the flashback ends.
Darrell is looking down, with tears running down his face. "I was completely devastated. I thought that she was the one, you know? But I know that she used me, she stabbed me in the back.." said Darrell. Blitzø is drinking a can of beer with a straw and he looks at Darrell. "Not gonna lie, some clients that I worked for had been stabbed in the back by the so called loved ones. So basically, you're like my number three hundred and seventy four." said Blitzø. Darrell sighed miserably. "Alright, I'll kill her for ya. But it costs you." said Blitzo. Darrell pulls out some dollar bills and hands them to Blitzø. Blitzø grabs the money and puts it in his pocket. "Alrighty then, time for killing human scum. I just bring the new recruits." said Blitzø as he got up and walked to the door. Darrell looks at him. "Wait, the dolls are the new recruits?" asked Darrell. Blitzø turned his head to Darrell. "Actually, they're puppets." responded Blitzø. "Oh." exclaimed Darrell.
Back in the main office, Millie just reanimated the last two puppets with the elixir. The first puppet is a soldier wearing a blue uniform and has a drill on his head named Tunneler. And the second puppet is a mechanical beast with a flamethrower for one hand named Torch. Blitzø kicks open the door and walks out of his office. "Gang, we have a murder mission!" said Blitzø. Moxxie, Millie, Blade and the others turned their heads to Blitzø. But for Loona, she's just sitting on her desk and staring at her phone. "Who are we going to kill, boss?" asked Millie. Blitzø pulled out the picture of Jamie. "We are going to kill this whore in this picture," said Blitzø. Moxxie snatches the picture from Blitzø and looks at the picture. "Why? She seems pretty nice and wholesome." said Moxxie. Blitzo bursted out laughing because of Moxxie. "Oh, you gentle little fool. That girl that our client dated is a total slut." said Blitzø. Millie walks over to Moxxie and looks at the picture. "Really? Wow, I never knew this kind of person would be a slut." said Millie. "Yeah, well now you know," said Blitzø. Blitzø looks at Loona. "Looney, please hand over the grimoire." said Blitzø with shining eyes, glimmering at Loona. Loona rolled her eyes and groaned. "Please don't fucking call me that." said Loona as she pulled out the grimoire and walked over Blitzø. Loona hands Blitzø the grimoire. "Why thank you, Looney Tooney." said Blitzø. "Whatever." said Loona and walked back to her desk. Blade, Pinhead, Jester and Six Shooter walk over to Blitzø and Tunneler and Torch jump off Loona's desk. Millie had started drawing a pentagram on the floor for Blitzø to use the grimoire. Blade and the other puppets line up like soldiers. "Alright, new recruits. This is gonna be your first I.M.P mission for today. All we have to do is to kill a young woman who screwed over our newest client and we're good for the day." said Blitzø. Jesters mumbles, Blade hisses softly, Pinhead gives Blitzø a thumbs up and Torch growls with red glowing eyes. Millie finishes drawing the pentagram and gets up. "It's ready!" yelled Millie and she pulled out an axe. Moxxie pulls out two guns and Blitzø pulls out a knife. "Let's go fuck them up." said Blitzø in a scary tone. He uses the grimoire and makes the pentagram open up a portal that leads to the living world. Blitzø jumped first, then Moxxie, then Millie and lastly the puppets.
Meanwhile in the living world, there's a party going on in a huge mansion. The portal opens in the ground and Blitzø and the crew jump out. They spotted the mansion from a distance and it was crowded with a bunch of people. "Oh shit, that's a lot of God's mistakes." said Blitzø. They kept looking at the mansion. "So, I think that she moved in with some rich guy?" asked Moxxie. "Yeah, probably." replied Blitzø and looked down to the puppets. Blade sharpens his knife hand and hook hand. Blitzø walks to Blade, gets on his knees and taps on the shoulder. Blade turns around and looks at Blitzø. He made a ghosty hiss and the other puppets turned around to Blitzø. "Ok, guys. If you managed to get in the mansion, without being spotted, just give us a sign. Alright?" said Blitzø. Six Shooter tips his hand and Blade salutes to Blitzø. Then the puppets start running to the mansion.
It cuts to the mansion where everyone is raving with loud trap music and booze to drink. The puppets sneak into the party, making sure that no one spotted them. And Blade is the one taking the lead. As they kept sneaking around, the puppets noticed that the people in the party were very distracted, very. For example, a couple is making out on the ground, four guys are chugging some wine from the bottles, and three weirdo dudes wearing some pony costumes get beaten up. Jester had a shocked face when he saw the beating and mumbled. Blade and the others entered the mansion, where more people were partying. Suddenly, the sound of a spoon hitting a glass can be heard and it gets everyone's attention.
The music stopped and a huge herd of people started approaching the mansion. The puppets noticed that they're gonna enter, so they ran to some of the curtains and hid behind them. Everyone is standing at the main hall and Mr. Hudson appears from upstairs, along with Jamie. "Welcome everyone. I hope you're all enjoying this sweet party." said Mr. Hudson. Everyone cheered. Blade and the puppets peeked through the curtains and watched what was going on. "I already notified you all that tonight I have a special announcement to make. And that announcement is for my sweetheart, Jamie." said Mr. Hudson. Jamie looks at Mr. Hudson and she smiled. Blade taps Six Shooter on the shoulder and points at the window with his knife hand. Six Shooter nods and he starts climbing to the window. Everyone at the party is oblivious to notice the puppets.
Meanwhile, Blitzø is looking at the mansion with some binoculars. Moxxie and Millie are looking at the stars while they hold hands. Blitzø keeps looking and sees Six Shooter behind a window, waving at them. "Oh shit, they made it." said Blitzø. Blitzø puts the binoculars down and turns his head to Moxxie and Millie. "Yo MM, the puppets made it into the mansion!" said Blitzø. Moxxie and Millie look at Blitzø. "Oh, neat." said Millie. "How did they manage to get into the mansion so easily?" asked Moxxie. "Because Mox, humans are really stupid who always backlash and are cruel to each other." replied Blitzø. "Uhh, right. You really need to stop talking like that, sir." said Moxxie. Blitzø starts running towards the mansion, then Moxxie and Millie. They run to the mansion and get in front of the window where Six Shooter is standing behind. "So, what's going on?" asked Blitzø. Six Shooter points at Jamie and Mr. Hudson. Blitzø, Moxxie and Millie gaze at Jamie and Mr. Hudson upstairs.
"What is it, hun?" asked Jamie. Mr. Hudson gets on his one knee, he pulls out a small box and opens it. And inside the small box contains a shiny red diamond ring. Jamie gasped in surprise as she covered her mouth. "Jamie, please become Mrs. Hudson," said Mr. Hudson. Everyone gasps. "Oh my god, Mr. Hudson. I don't know what to say." said Jamie. Jamie starts gasping with surprise and excitement. Mr Hudson turned his head to the audience. "Well, what do you think she'll say?" asked Mr. Hudson. "It's so fucking beautiful." said the guy in a pony costume then a guy punched him in the stomach. "AHHH!" yelled the guy in the pony costume until he puked inside the mask. "Yes! Yes I will!" yelled Jamie. Everyone cheers. Mr. Hudson puts the diamond ring on Jamie's fingers and they hug each other. "What a bitch." said Millie. The other puppets look at the Imp crew. Blitzø nods and the puppets nod back.
Jamie and Mr. Hudson look at each other with their eyes shimmering. They got a little closer to each other and kissed. Everyone started cheering, until it wasn't long. As Jamie and Mr. Hudson kept kissing each other, someone shot Mr. Hudson in the head. With blood and chunks splattering all over Jamie's face. Everyone gasped in fright and Jamie screamed in pure terror. Someone whistles out loud which gets everyone's attention. Everyone turned around only to see Blitzø, Moxxie, Millie and the puppets standing behind the front doors. "Sorry, whore. But your engagement with your rich punk is over!" said Blitzø. Jamie and everyone had a frightened look on their face, except one guy who was stoned out of his mind. "Whoa. What are you? Leprechauns?" asked the stoned guy. Blitzø outbursts laughing as he elbows Moxxie and he stops. "No." replied Blitzø. Then, he threw the knife at the stone guy right in the forehead. The stone guy gets the knife stabbed on his forehead, tumbles to the floor and dies. A woman screamed from the top of her lungs and everyone started freaking out. "Holy Shit!" yelled Jamie and she ran away. Blitzø noticed Jamie running away. "Oh no the fuck you ain't!" yelled Blitzø. He picks up Blade and places him in the back. Blade mumbles and Blitzø smiles at him. He looks at Moxxie, Millie and the puppets. "Kill them, guys!" yelled Blitzø and he ran away with Blade on his back.
Moxxie and Six Shooter pull out their pistols and start shooting. Six people get shot in the chest and in the head. Millie sees a woman running away, so she throws the axe and hits her in the back. The woman screams and falls down, face first. "Fuck yeah!" yelled Millie as she ran to the woman. The woman gasps with the axe jabbed on her back. Millie grabs the axe and pulls it out from the woman's back, ending up killing her. Jester is strangling a guy with an electric cord, Torch burns seven people with his flame thrower hand, Tunneler drills a man in the back and Pinhead is slamming a guy in a pony costume against the floor, seventeen times.
One of the residents at the party even tried to fight back, like a guy wearing a drip. He wields a baseball bat and runs towards Millie. "DIE, FUCKER!!" yelled the drip guy. Millie turned around to see the drip guy about to hit her with the bat. But Moxxie shot him in the head. The drip guy dies, laying on the ground with blood coming out of the hole on his head. Millie looked at Moxxie and she smiled at him. Moxxie smiles back.
Meanwhile, the two girls are hiding in the kitchen. They could hear people screaming and blood spurting from behind the door. "Dear god.." said Girl 1. The other girl covered her mouth and shushed. The two girls remained silent until the noises stopped. "...it stopped," said Girl 2. They looked at each other and Girl 2 slowly approached the door. When she walked towards the door, she reached for the doorknob. Suddenly, some gunshots are fired from the door, killing Girl 2. Girl 1 screamed in horror. Someone forced the door open and knocked Girl 2 to the ground. It turned out that the person who opened the door with force was Pinhead, along with Six Shooter wielding his six pistols. Pinhead jumps towards Girl 2 and starts attacking her. Girl 2 was screaming in pure terror and she tried to get Pinhead off her. As she tries to get the muscle puppet off her, Pinhead lifts up his fist and punches Girl 2 through the face. Blood chunks of the girl's face flew off and got all over the kitchen wall. Six Shooter chuckled.
Meanwhile, inside Mr. Hudson's bedroom. Blitzø slowly opens the door, along with Blade on his back. They looked around the dark bedroom, looking for Jamie. Blitzø pulls out the bloody knife and he sneaks in. "Come out, come out, wherever you are." said Blitzø. Blade looks both ways around the bedroom. They didn't see any sign of Jamie anywhere. "Hmmm." exclaimed Blitzø. They were about to leave the room, until they could hear a sound of shuddering breathing. "What the fuck?" said Blitzø as he looked around. The breathing is actually coming from the closet. Blitzo and Blade look at the closet. "Seriously? You made this easy for me, bitch." said Blitzø. Blade hiss softly. Blitzø started walking towards the closet in an all creepy manner. He quickly opened the closet doors and found Jamie inside. "Gotcha!" yelled Blitzø. Jamie just pulled out an-anti tank rifle and pointed it at Blitzø. "Holy shit!! That's an anti-tank rifle?!" yelled Blitzø. Blade gasps with spikes popping out from his eyes. "Go to hell, burden." said Jamie.
Jamie starts shooting her anti-tank rifle at Blitzø and Blade, but they quickly dodge and take cover. Blitzø and Blade use the mattress to take cover. Jamie kept shooting her anti-tank like a complete maniac. "Oh fuck! That chick is nuts!" yelled Blitzø. He pulls out a gun and loads it up with bullets. Blade hiss softly. Blitzø closes the gun barrel, gets up and starts shooting. Jamie dodges the bullets and she hides next to the bed. Blade looks under the bed and starts crawling down. "I'll fucking shoot your ass, you filthy creature!!" yelled Jamie. "Hey! I am not filthy! I took some deodorant!" yelled Blitzø as he shot the gun. As the gun fight goes on, Blade crawls under the bed, moving towards the side.
"You killed my future husband!" yelled Jamie. "So?! We got sent here to kill you! Big whoop about that rich fuck!" yelled Blitzø. Jamie yelled and started firing through the mattress. "Oh Shit Lady!" yelled Blitzø. Jamie started laughing maniacally while shooting through the mattress to kill Blitzø. But then, Blade runs towards Jamie and stabs her right in the leg. Jamie screamed in pain and she looked down, only to see Blade stabbing her leg with his knife hand. She kicks Blade and sends him flying towards a wall and crashes down. Blade grunts in pain and falls down to the floor. Blitzø gets up and jumps to Jamie. "Bitch!!" yelled Blitzø. Blitzø pinned Jamie to the ground and started punching her in the face. But Jamie punched Blitzø in the face so hard that he lost a tooth. Then Jamie kicked Blitzø off her. He hits the floor. "Owwww!" exclaimed Blitzø. Jamie gets up rapidly with her anti-tank rifle in hand, about to shoot Blitzø. But he kicked her in the stomach. Blitzø and Blade start running away and Jamie notices it. "Come back here!!" yelled Jamie as she started running after them.
Meanwhile back at the main hall, everyone is mutilated and killed from Moxxie, Millie and the puppets. Pinhead is strangling a guy while Jester is stabbing him in the stomach with a little specter. The guy tries to save himself, but Pinhead quickly snaps his neck with his brute force. Jester started pulling the guy's guts out from his stomach and he giggled. Millie shoves a gun down a weeping girl's mouth and pulls the trigger. The girl's head blew up into bloody chunks. "Whoo! I love party massacres!" yelled Millie. Jester looks at Millie and nods. "It was way more satisfying than that party bus scene from the Texas Chainsaw Massacre movie on Netflix," said Millie. Moxxie is stomping on a guy's head, with blood oozing out. And Tunneler is drilling on the guy in a pony costume by the head. Tunneler growls. Moxxie lifted his head towards Millie. "Yeah. I mean, the people in the party van were too stupid to escape from Leatherface. But still." said Moxxie. A guy wearing a cap with a word that reads "Bitchin'!" on it appears, with two forks stabbed in the eyes and he's trying to walk away from the scene. Moxxie noticed the guy walking away, so he pulled out a gun and shot the guy right in the head.
Blitzø and Blade run by from upstairs and start running downstairs. Blitzø accidentally slips and falls down the stairs, all the way to the main hall. "Shiiiiiiiiit!!" yelled Blitzø falling down. He fell down face first on the main lobby floor. Moxxie, Millie and the puppets gaze at Blitzø. "Did you kill her, boss?" asked Millie. Blitzø lifted his head up. "No. That bitch has an anti-tank rifle." said Blitzø. Moxxie, Millie and the puppets get confused. "Uhhh, pardon?" said Moxxie. Jamie shows up with the anti-tank rifle. "Die you disgusting creatures!!" yelled Jamie. They see Jamie upstairs and she starts shooting the anti-tank again, like a psychopath. Blitzø and the others uses a couch to take cover. Jamie kept shooting her anti-tank rifle. "Satan! Why does she require a freaking anti-tank?!" asked Millie. "Probably she went to the army or something!" said Blitzø. "But she doesn't seem like she joined the army! Did she?" asked Moxxie. Blitzø and the others spotted a portrait hanging on a wall and it's a picture of Jamie in her soldier uniform. "Well, I'll be butt fucked." said Blitzø.
Jamie is still firing her anti-tank rifle. "Come out!! And fight me!!" shouted Jamie. Blitzø and the gang kept taking cover and Jester had a terrified expression on his face. "Ok, you know what? Fuck it." said Blitzø as he saw one of the men lying along. He finds a shotgun and picks it up. He cocked the shotgun and looked at the puppets. "We're going for it." said Blitzø. Blade nodded, Pinhead gave Blitzø a thumbs up, Torch roared with eyes glowing red and Tunneler saluted Blitzø like a soldier. The puppets jumped off the couch and ran for the stairs. Jamie spots the puppets and starts shooting. The puppets dodge the bullets like they were in World War II, especially Blade, whose skills are the most impressive. Jamie keeps trying to shoot the puppets dead, she becomes frustrated. "Come on!" yelled Jamie. While Jamie is distracted, Blitzø points the shotgun directly at her head as Moxxie and Millie watch. "Gotcha, bitch." said Blitzø. Blitzø pulled the trigger and shot Jamie in the left side of her head. Her skull was almost completely opened by the bullet, and blood splattered into the air. Jamie screamed in all of her might like she never screamed before, and then she fell to the floor. "Whoa! Nice shot!" shouted Millie. "Why thank you, Millie." said Blitzø. "Well I have to admit, it was impressive," said Moxxie.
Jamie is lying on the floor, with a very critical injury on her skull with her brain can be shown inside the fractured skull. She was wheezing like there was no oxygen left. Jamie attempted to get herself up. "Oooooh, you motherfuckers..look what you've done to me." said Jamie with a wheezing voice. She coughs out some blood from her mouth. As she managed to get herself up, Jamie did not realize that the puppets were already upstairs. Blade jumps behind Jamie and stabs her in the back. Jamie gasped. Tunneler moves his drill on his head and starts drilling her left leg. Jamie almost fell down, but she got her hands on the staircase. Blade was stabbing her in the back multiple times and Tunneler kept drilling her left leg. Pinhead jumps behind Jamie and gets on top of her back. She noticed Pinhead on her back and tried to scream but the pain Jamie has is excruciating. Pinhead gets his hand inside the hole of the skull and rips her brain out, causing Jamie to fall to the floor and die.
"We fucking won!!" cheered Blitzø and he laughed maniacally. Moxxie and Millie cheered. And the puppets also cheered, with Pinhead fist bump Tunneler, Jester celebrating, Six Shooter chuckled, and Blade looks at the bloody knife head, making a ghostly hiss sound. Back at the I.M.P headquarters, Loona is drinking some beer while texting on her phone to Vortex. A notification pops up on Loona's phone and it's a text from Blitzø that reads "we finished the murder, Looney Tooney Wooney". Along with a smiling emoji. Loona rolls her eyes and she uses the grimoire to open up a portal. Blitzø and the gang walk through the portal. "Whoo! What a fucking mission!" said Blitzø. Loona saw the I.M.P gang walking through the portal. "So, was it successful? I'm not even impressed." said Loona. "It was, Loona. The killing mission was the bloodiest and goriest of them all. And we couldn't have done it without the new recruits." said Blitzø looks at the puppets. Blade tips his hat with his hook hand and Pinhead is holding Jamie's severed brain. Moxxie glares at Pinhead. "And he just brought the target's brain with us. How nice." said Moxxie. "What are we gonna do now?" asked Millie. Blitzø cracked his fingers. "I think it's time for a celebration at Macky's hell barbeque. But first a little something." said Blitzø with her fingers held together and making an evil snicker.
Meanwhile, outside of the I.M.P building. Verosika is walking down the parking lot, approaching her car. But she saw something that made her gasp. Her car was vandalized with a bunch of drawings drawn all over it. "My car!!" yelled Verosika. She ran to the car and looked at it with a disbelieving look. A sound of a van honking caught Verosika's attention. She looked over and saw Blitzø in his van with Blade and Jester behind the window. Verosika gets really pissed off. "BLITZO!!" yelled Verosika. "Payback bitch!" shouted Blitzø. He laughs maniacally and drives the van off. Verosika growled in anger and just kicked a red rat walking by, and she headed off.
The End