"Come on, come on, let's go! We fuckin' got it!" Toy Freddy said excitedly. "One more fuckin' dub and we'll never have to grind again! We can run our own fuckin' clan and then, my friend, that's when the money will start fuckin' rollin' in! Let's get this!"

On-screen, Freddy's avatar was approaching the enemy captain, donning the appearance of a vacuum with googly eyes and too much dope-ass swag. Freddy took cover and prepared his trap card: a beacon that if timed correctly would melt through any player in its path.

"C'mere, you little fucker," Freddy muttered. "Come to Faz-daddy."

The vacuum was greedily making a grab for heals, leaving him wide open for attacks.

"Just a little closer. Come on, goddammit, come on!"

The vacuum was in his crosshair. Freddy took careful aim and sprung out of cover, blasting the sorry fucker to bi-

"Freddy?" a soft voice uttered.

The flash dissipated, leaving a shocked Freddy to watch as his own player was swiftly annihilated. "FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!"

"Freddy, do you have time to ta-" Toy Chica asked nervously.

"You brainless bitch! Why the fuck do you always show up where you're not fucking wanted? You just cost me a golden opportunity, one that'd have let me make it big and get the fuck out of this godforsaken pizzeria!"

"Freddy, I-"

"Don't "Freddy" me! You're a cunt! A cunty cunt! You cunting cunt all over cunts with that cuntish cunt of yours and you just cunted me right in the cunting ass! Everyone would be better off if you were torn into fucking scrap, you retard, you numbnuts, you dipshit, you hoebag, you SLOOOOOOOOOOOOOORE! Y'know what? Fuck it. Fuck this game, fuck this pizzeria, fuck this hobby, and fuck you. I need a fucking drink." Freddy ranted, shoving past her as he went to leave the room.

Chica didn't bother chasing him. Instead, she whipped off her bib and shoved his mouse up her cunt, bouncing and moaning, taking it like a bitch in heat, doing reverse cowgirl like a nigger in the fields getting whipped by some big black pussy. Eventually, everyone joined her and they had a giant robot fuckfest orgy that lasted many weeks and only ended when Chica fucking queefed all over Freddy's massive, girthy dong. The end.

Chica seethed for a second, clenching and unclenching her fists. Without a word, she threw a punch at Freddy's beloved monitor, smashing it to pieces in one hit. Freddy heard the noise and immediately came sprinting back.

"What the FUCK?!" Freddy yelled.

Chica got in his face and screamed at him. "You are a fucking robot, so maybe it's time to start FUCKING ACTING LIKE ONE!"