The next day at school Professor Burnrat had some news,

"Miss Rouge will no longer be attending this school as she has been killed."

Everybody gasp.

"Due to the fact that she was found in the middle of the road, police have ruled the cause of death was that she got hit by a car."

Everyone murmured except Sonic, he noticed that Daniel seemed slightly remorseful.

"Please STFU now so class can begin." The Burnrat said.

At lunch Daniel and sonic sat together. "What's bothering you bae?" Sonic asked, "You seem bothered."

"Last night I had a slight confrontation with…Rogue."

"Oh babe.." Sonic put his arm around Daniel's waste.

"There was violence that led to her death. I had no choice." Daniel explained.

"Look, you did what you could. I still love thee." Sonic said with love and such.

Daniel smiled.

"So it was you." A low, raspy voice said from the behind of them.

They turned to see Shadow.

"Hey, you're not supposed to be this close to other people!" Sonic reminded him.

"One of the few joys in my life was getting to see the cleavage of Rouge's chest everyday." Shadow explained, "Now you've taken that away from me."

"I had no choice," said the gator boy, "she attacked me."

"You better get back to your place," Sonic threatened, "or I will create justice and punishment for you."

Shadow growled and walked away.

"I see why he has issues." Daniel said.

"Heyyy Sonic." Said Cream the rabbit who walked up to them. "Who's your friend?" She asked in that way only sixteen year old rabbit girls do.

"This is Daniel." Sonic explained.

"Ooh, he's cuuute." She commented.

"Yes he is." Sonic eagerly agreed.

Daniel's cheeks turned a little red (the ones on his face).

"How did rehab go?" Sonic asked.

"Pretty good." Cream answered. "I mean, I still get the shakes sometimes at night but otherwise recovery and I are besties."

Daniel kept eating, not knowing what to say.

"So like, my milf is throwing a welcome back party tomorrow, you should totally come," the bimbo said, "but totally bring Daniel."

"Cool, wanna go?" Sonic asked him.

"Sure, sounds fun." Thus replied the reptile.

"Awesome, I'm gonna go invite other people now." She said as she walked away.

"Maybe this party will help keep your mind off Rouge." Sonic pointed out.

"Keeping my mind on you helps too." Daniel said with loving eyes.

Sonic smiled and gave his beloved a quick smooch.

That night, Shadow put on his hooded robe. Made from human leather, it was as black as his soul and just as cold.

He gathered his…supplies and silently went to an old wooden chapel within the Creepy Dead Woods. When he got inside and saw the other beings, he uttered "Bahwid Taba."

"Bahwid Taba" the other beings uttered in unison.

"I now know who killed Rouge." He stated.

"I see thou hath brought what is needed." One of the beings observed.

Shadow proceeded to draw a pentagram on the floor, using the virgin menstrual blood he brought. He laid each of the five objects he brought on a different point of the pentagram. They were a placenta, a few baby teeth, some ginger hair, a foreskin and a cup of pregnant goat's urine.

He took off his robe and stood naked in the middle of the pentagram.

Then the others started chanting, "Bume tuh-tuh ume dom nah eama, bume tuh-tuh ume dom nah eama".

Shadow began growling softly.

"Bume tuh-tuh ume dom nah eama."

The floor started rattling and the beings raised their voices, "Bume tuh-tuh ume dom nah eama!"

The whole inside of the pentagram started glowing red.

"Bume tuh-tuh ume dom nah eama!"

Shadow let out scream as the demon entered his body inside of it, his eyes now red flames…

The next day at like noon or something, Daniel drove his Porsche-car to Sonic's condo, this time the weather allowed for him to go topless. The car, that is. Sonic was waiting outside, with a friendly smile that gave off just enough confidence to be sexy.

"What a sight." He said to his precious gator boy, taking in the sight of someone cute but muscular in a car that was fun but classy.

He got in the passenger seat and the two zoomed off, Daniel drifting around corners like a pro.

They stopped by a store called Forehead Jeff's for shit like Mountain Dew and chips. Sonic was like "You're driving so I'll pay." And Daniel smiled. His heart went all pitter-pat when he saw that Sonic had put a box of condoms in the basket. After paying they made their way to Cream's house, talking about cool stuff like what kind of boat Sonic would buy if he actually gave a shit about buying a boat.

"That should be enough." Vanilla the rabbit said and stopped putting milk into the pot. She then pulled her shirt down and stirred the macaroni of cheese. Suddenly, that's when Sonic and Daniel came in.

"Hi Mrs. Vanilla lady!"

"Sonic? Oh!" Her eyes got wide at the sight of the handsome young alligator, "Whome is…?"

"This is Daniel.

"Hey howdy hey." Alligator said because he wanted to make a good impression upon his host.

"Hello," she said and stepped closer, "I am Vanilla, Cream's milf."

Daniel glanced at the two wet spots on her shirt as he shook her hands with her.

"I was about to take this extra creamy mac 'n' cheese out the backside." Explained the rabbit, "Could one of you boys get the ice from the freezer?"

"Sure." Daniel said as he did so. Sonic was already carrying the Mountain soda because he wanted to look strong in front of his boyfriend, as if Daniel could find him any more attractive.

"I would have bought a bag of ice from Forehead Jeff's," Vanilla explained as the threesome made their way to the back yard, "but like, I made ice at home so it could be made from holy water. Hopefully it will bless Cream's sobriety."

They got to the back yard and it sure was a party alright. There were food, drinks, guests, balloons, professional gogo dancers, and nudie mags.

Knuckles took the cigar out of his mouth and said "Welcome, guys!"

"Hey Knuckles!" Sonic said.

"Hey." Said the alligator.

Knuckles took the cigar out of his mouth and said, "Sorry I haven't been home much, what with work and all."

"That's alright…buddy!"

Amy and tails were playing Russian roulette with a Nerf gun.

"Oh my gaaawwd, you totally brought your friend!" Said Cream as she spoke.

"Daniel?" A familiar voice said.

"Oh my gosh!" Daniel exclaimed, "Anne D. Prosser!

The two of them hugged for their friendship.

"You know Anne D. Prosser?" Sonic asked.

"Ya, she used to be my writing tutor."

Anne D. Prosser was a tea rex with arms that were actually a decent length. She was an acclaimed author whom had written 48 best-selling novels, about everything ranging from kids pirating computer games to a cannibal befriending a whale he originally wanted to eat.

So after chit chatting Sonic and Daniel sat on a bench or something, eating some mac an' cheese, while Tails got a cup of soda with ice.

Cream came and sat so she was half on Daniel's lap, half on Sonic's. "We should go inside and have some fun." She said.

"We are having fun." Sonic mansplained.

"I mean just the three of us." She said and put her arms around the both of them.

"Uh, Daniel and I are a couple." Sonic explained.

"Well how about adding a third for this momentous occasion?" Said the somewhat slutty rabbit.

"Sonic and I haven't…" Daniel had trouble finding the words, "well, we haven't gone that far yet."

Cream's eyes widened, "Ohhh my gawsh, I'm sorry." And she got up and went over to hit on Knuckles.

Suddenly the air got cold and there seemed to be less light than before. Before anyone could question it, something blasted through the fence on one side of the yard. Everybody gasped when they saw Shadow float through the hole in the fence, his eyes and hands giving off red flames. Amy wet herself with fear.

Shadow, speaking with the voices of a thousand, said "WE ARE INGABOGOVINANANA"

He pointed at Daniel, "YOU WILL BE SENDING ETERNITY TO US"

"Oh my fuck!"

Chaos erupted as demon-Shadow started throwing fireballs at the poor alligator, but Sonic grabbed him and carried him away with super fast speed.

Demon-pursued them with no regard for collateral damage. Tails was worried about the fact that Shadow's eyes seemed to be on fire, so he flung his cup of soda at the possessed hedgehog.

Demon-shadow let out a horrible cry as the holy water melted his face. The air was filled with the sound of otherworldly screams and gargles as he melted down completely into a puddle of goo.

"Oops…" Tails muttered.

Knuckles took the cigar out of his mouth and said, "What a world!"

Suddenly a cloud of red light shot out of the goo puddle and split into smaller pieces that went down into the ground like water from a fountain. Then the puddle of goo was sucked into the planet, down to hell with mother earth letting out a flatulent belch afterword. It was over.

Everyone was in shock. Daniel turned to Sonic and said, "You saved my life…"

"I would never let anything bad happen to you, babe." Sonic replied and kissed him deeply.

After the kiss, Daniel then got down on one knee in front of everyone, "I can't think of anyone better to spend the rest of my life with." He told Sonic, "Will you marry me?"

Everybody gasp but Sonic his cheeks were as red as Knuckles. "I wouldn't want to spend my life any other way," Sonic answered, "yes, absolutely."

Everybody clapped as they took each other in their arms.

"I love you, my hedgehog."

"I love you too, my alligator."

They kissed, smooching the crap out of each other romantically.

Everybody clapped.

Vanilla started crying, largely because she wanted some of that fine, scaley ass.

The sprinklers came on and everybody got soaked.