The next morning Sonic and Daniel woke up spooning. After Cream's party they went back to Sonic's place and made passionate love with lots of touching and thrusting and such. It was romantic bliss mixed with extreme pleasure, wow.

"Good morning, my love."

"Good morning." And he kissed him, giving just enough tongue to start the day.

They spent the day together, alternating between making wedding plans and making love. They were SO horny for each other.

The next day at school Professor Burnrat had some news, "Shadow will no longer be attending this school as he has been vanquished to hell."

Everybody gasped.

"Tails, I believe you had something to do with that." Professor Burnrat said.

Everyone looked at Tails who blushed and got butterflies in his stomach. But not in a cute way, like your alligator boyfriend proposing to you at a welcome back from rehab party, but in a dreadful, oh god I accidentally killed someone by melting them and now everybody in my class knows that I've sent someone to hell sort of way.

"Um, I," Tails stuttered.

Someone started to start clapping and soon the whole class was giving him a round of applause, including Mr. Burnrat.

Tails was so relieved that he wasn't in trouble.

At lunch, everyone was like, so, so interested in what happened at the party. Not just the demon-Shadow thing, but also Sonic and Daniel being engaged. Like, the fact that someone as amazing as Sonic the freaking hedgehog found someone worthy enough to marry him. But getting to know Daniel better made them realize how lucky Sonic was too. After all, Daniel was super cute, had a nice car, played electric guitar really well and didn't belong to a goddamned cult like Shadow. Sonic and Daniel's classmates were so excited for them to get married so their classmates could bask in the glory of such a wondrous, meaningful marriage.

But not everybody felt that way…

The two lovers were walking back to Daniel's house so they could fuck in the pool before his parents got home.

But then Daniel got a feeling, "Something bad is about to happen." He said and stopped walking. Before Sonic could say anything, they were surrounded by some of the beings from Shadow's occult!

Dun dun dun!

"Bahwid Taba!" They all said in unison as they raised their SMGs and opened fire. Daniel managed to lean back, waving his arms around as he dodged all the bullets. Sonic roundhouse kicked the gun out of one of the beings hands, and it went flying up in the air, before being pulled back down by gravity. Daniel caught it and jumped on his future husband's back, who spun around quickly so he could shoot all of the beings. Once they all fell down dead from dying, Daniel got off Sonic's back and tossed the gun into the ground. After staring into his future husband's eyes for a moment, Daniel grabbed him and kissed him hard. What a victory.

Vanilla rabbit was in Flaccid Dennis' world infamous bake shop. She had volunteered to pay for Daniel and Sonic's wedding cake, saying it was a wedding gift when in reality she wanted to make sure they got a crappy one because she planned on seducing Daniel at the party but he got engaged to Sonic instead.

She paid for the cake and left the bake shop, spitting on it as she took it to her car. She was about to put the cake in the back of her run down Ford Pinto, when a being in a black leather robe approached her, saying "I can help you get revenge in a way saliva alone never could."

Vanilla started lactating out of surprise and intrigue.

It was the big day! The day of wedding.

Daniel and Sonic were having their souls superglued together in holy mattress money.

They were having a marriage style wedding, with all their family there. They also had their friends there, including but not limited to: Tails, Anne D. Prosser, Amy, Knuckles, Mr. Burnrat, Cream and Vanilla, both the rabbit and the flavor.

Molly Macdonald guest starred playing the wedding march, because the husbands to be liked metal so much and thought that organ music was for vampires anyway. She also planned on having a threeway with them as a wedding present, but first they were going to make love without her, to consummate their holy marriage 'n' stuff.

The two grooms walked down the aisle, arm in arm as Molly demonstrated how bitchin' her guitar skills were.

Morgan Freeman performed the ceremony and everyone clapped when the boys kissed. Tails kind of zoned out because weddings are boring to be honest. But he was interested in the cake, because yummy!

Of course, the husbands cut the cake together because it was a wedding. As they cut the cake, they hit something hard and heard a beeping noise.

Knuckles took the cigar out of his mouth and said, "What the fu-"

Suddenly the cake blew up and frosting flew everywhere!

Tails pissed himself with fright, and after happily licking the frosting off his face, stared in horror at the two dudes he just saw get blown. Up that is.

Amy rushed over and was all worried like, "OMG, WTF? Sonic! Daniel!

Vanilla rabbit started laughing maniacally, her voice becoming deeper as she did so.

Knuckles took the cigar out of his mouth and said, "You BITCH!" While pointing at her dramatically, "This was all your fault!"

"No, it was all OUR FAULT" She said with the voice of a thousand.

Molly was like, "Huh?" But not Knuckles. Do you know what he did? That's right, he took the cigar out of his mouth and said, "NNOOOO!"

"YOU WILL BE SENDING ETERNITY TO US!" Vanilla-demon said as she started floating in the air and her eyes, hands and chest started burning with red fire!

Cream fainted and Tails put his hands on his face like that one scene from Home Alone. Knuckled took the cigar out of his mouth and tried to burn her with it, but she pulled open her blouse and sprayed him with scalding red demon-milk, which also put out his cigar. He took the cigar out of his mouth and threw it at her, screaming ""FUUUCK! IT BUUURNS!"

Amy pissed herself at his language.

Molly started playing her guitar, using the power of rock to vanquish the demon. It seemed to be working, but not quite.

"Everybody stop!" Morgan Freeman shouted.

Molly stopped playing, Amy stopped crying, Knuckles stopped screaming from the hell rabbit milk on his face, and Cream stopped fainting. They all listened to Mr. Freeman, for he hath the voice of God.

"Demon," he said calmly, "go back to hell, and take Cream's milf with you."

No one could resist Freeman's voice, so the demon obliged, causing Vanilla to melt down into a hole into hell along with the demon. The hole closed and the earth let out a little burp.

Vector checked his nephew and nephew-in law, "They're still alive, but unconscious."

Morgan turned his attention to the two newly-blown-up newly-weds.

"Mr. Freeman," Amy said, still upset, "please tell them to wake up!"

"If they're unconscious," he explained, "then they can't hear me and won't be able to obey my commands. I'm sorry."

Mr. Freeman stretched his arms out to the sides and ascended to the heavens.

Tails started crying. Not only were his best friends blown up, but he wouldn't be getting any cake because that was blown-up too.

After getting his face treated for the burns from the demon-milk, Knuckles sucked on the lollipop the nurse had given him and went to see Sonic and Daniel in the ICU unit.

He took the lollipop out of his mouth and asked the doctor there, "Are they going to make it, doc?"

Dr. Frog let out a sigh using his lungs before answering, "Physically they're in remarkable shape considering they were just blown the hell up by a fucking bomb…"

Knuckles took the lollipop out of his mouth and asked, "Then why won't they wake up?"

The frog doctor took another deep breath using the same lungs he had used before and said, "They're comatose…"

Knuckles used his emotional strength to remain strong.

"...from being in a coma." The doctor continued.

Knuckles closed his eyes, holding back tears.

"There's no way of telling when or if they'll ever wake up." Dr. Frog explained.

Knuckles took the lollipop out of his mouth and said, "Ok. Thank you, Doctor."

"There is one odd thing," Dr. Frog continued, "their brain activity shows that they're dreaming. But it's identical to each other, like they're sharing the same dream."

Knuckes tilted his head as the doctor went on, "They seem to be mentally linked, perhaps because they were blown into a coma at the same time."

"Or because of how strong their love is." Knuckles said after taking the lollipop out of his mouth. He knew that they were never going give each other up, never going to let each other down.

He went over and kissed Sonic and Daniel on their foreheads. It was a man's kiss.

Knuckles left the room and made his way out of the hospital, there was nothing he could do. His friends were stuck that way, cut off from the world.

But at least they were together.

The End.