My brain was hurting. Each second spent in this office with the three of them seemed to taunt me to show how annoyed and pissed off I really was. Not that I was willing to do so, which is why I gripped the cup of coffee in my hand as tight as I could.

"For the last time, you are not allowed to use fuck, shit, anal sex, banging and threesome in my show." A fucking wall would show signs of understanding, however, one Uzumaki Naruto, unfortunately, did not.

"Oh come on! You can't tell me which words to use in my show!" He argued loudly. I tried to ignore the twitching of my left eye that indicated clear annoyance, just as much as I tried to hold back from smashing his head in the wall.

I swear to god, he was doing this on purpose. And why wouldn't he? Sakura and Kakashi happily declared it was me whom he had a (dis)pleasure of talking to last night. Fucking idiots.

The blond haired man was leaning on the door with hands crossed over his chest. The pose allowed his extremely well shaped biceps to catch some of my attention, but as soon as I noticed my eyes going that way, I snapped back.

"It's my show. So my rules apply. Rules include that inappropriate words have no place in the show. Children watch this, idiot." No, not really, children didn't enjoy our 5 PM show simply because it included things like news and other educational stuff, and kids apparently didn't appreciate the education too much these days.

And I just contradicted myself.

Perfect.

I watched him detach himself from the door, his steps firm as he approached me, not close enough to touch me but the proximity made me feel his aftershave and too late I realized that taking a deep breath to calm my nerves only made the scent stronger. How could he be so... attractive?

That is, attractive until he opens his mouth.

"As if! Kids don't wanna watch your historical crap and news about world crises. You could at least put a 10 min long cartoon in your dumb show. At least my show makes people laugh," he just confirmed my own contradiction, fucking hell. On top of it, Naruto just called my show dumb. He criticized me as if he knew what he was talking about. Not to mention he called the historical facts and speeches of great historical characters crap. The only problem here was that he was partially right, about the kids, but I was not going to admit it even if I died right here.

His vivid blue eyes spoke volumes even if his voice wasn't loud. I couldn't understand the urge I felt to just pull him and dig my whole face in his neck just so I could inhale his scent properly.

Again, I realized my thoughts were definitely not normal and I decided to snap myself out of it and continue our so-called-conversation.

"Because nothing screams 'fun' as talking about banging two girls at the same time." I rolled my eyes annoyingly, "Just because you grew up reading porns, doesn't mean everyone else did." I didn't expect the hurtful look I received from him, really. But he composed himself pretty fast judging by his mocking outburst.

"Well, if someone was willing enough to pull that baseball bat from your ass, you'd understand that banging two girls at the same time is actually more fun than talking about it." The harsh tone of his voice took me by surprise. For once, the idiot sounded serious, even though he was talking about threesome, something I was not willing to listen about. His sense of humor made Sakura and Kakashi double over in laughter though.

"That sparked my interest, young one," it was, of course, Kakashi who felt like it was his time to jump into our conversation. If you can call it a conversation considering a blond named Uzumaki Naruto is the person you're having a 'conversation' with.

I was pissed off at Kakashi already, having him enter my conversation with the blond only fueled my anger further.

Why was I angry? Oh, I don't know... Maybe because he felt like barging into my office with Sakura and that idiot without even bothering to knock. Or because he went 'that's the guy who called your show last night', before I even had a chance to glare at the three of them. I didn't even want to think about the shit eating grin on his face at the time.

Or because Naruto Uzumaki was physically present. In my own office. And I was torn between hitting the guy and pulling him closer cuz goddamn aftershave smelled so fucking good.

The moment I laid my eyes on the tall blond, I realized two things. One, he was undeniably hot. And two, it was extremely hard to ignore him. You can imagine that difficulty as I, a person who is capable of ignoring everything and everyone, couldn't pretend he isn't here.

Instead, I ignored my own realization. Just as much as the urge to rip his clothes off.

Head, I meant head.

I tried to go into my business mode, acting professional at first. But, this guy somehow pushed my buttons, meaning that controlling myself in front of Naruto would not be possible. I never felt the actual need to argue with someone, I'd glare and have it my way. Naruto, however, didn't just let it slide... And it was irritating, but refreshing at the same time.

I wouldn't allow him to treat my show as a low budget, sex-oriented, reality show. Obviously, he didn't like me calling his 'extremely important talk about relationships' the way I did.

That's how we ended up with Naruto explaining the joy threesome would bring, presumably to me. I didn't understand why he got so edgy after I threw an insult about him reading porns and that made me curious, but my pride didn't allow me to push it.

"Oh, can I have a part in your show Naruto?" Sakura chirped in the conversation and I noticed the way Kakashi's eyes filled with amusement. He probably started imagining Sakura in a bikini talking of the importance of 'protection during sex' while another female massaged her back.

Ok, my thoughts were getting weirder, like it wasn't enough I was ogling the blond.

"No, Kakashi. No, Sakura. And fuck no, Uzumaki. If you want to host my show you'll have to add several words in your vocabulary that don't involve sex." I glared at the blond, praying he would just fuck off and leave the building. But, luck wasn't on my side.

"Kakashi told me that he wants to include 'Sad Fact' into your show. As in, being a part of it. So, as far as I'm concerned, I get to talk about whatever the hell I want. You can plug your ears if you don't wanna hear it." He looked at me sharply. The look in his eyes stern, matching mine. Apparently I was wrong to assume he was as stupid as he looked.

Inner Sasuke screamed at me that Naruto didn't look stupid at all, but I ignored it, obviously.

Kakashi was grinning during the whole conversation. That perverted fucker...

"If you want to have that... entertaining part... during my show, it will go by my rules. No disrespect of anyone publicly and maximum three sex-related words. Also, words like 'fucking' and 'blowjob' are forbidden." I mentally cringed at saying those words out loud, but Kakashi's smile told me that the older man was fine with my terms.

"Ok, we can work with that," he mused looking at Naruto. The blond gave a cheerful grin and nodded.

"Then I'm off to prepare my sketch for the day. See ya later folks." Apparently he had the smiley attitude for those two, however, when he turned to me, the scowl he gave me made me wonder just how much of himself Naruto Uzumaki was faking. "Bastard," his firm nod my way resulted in my own scowl appearing, but before I had a chance to say anything, he left.

"Take this. It's a bug and you need to wear it all the time on set," I approached Uzumaki, not liking the fact I had to do it, but I needed to prepare him for the set nonetheless.

"Bug? Like a cockroach? Ew, not gonna carry that around," his tongue made a distaste motion, poking outside of his mouth, yet I knew he was aware of the device I mentioned. He was simply testing my patience. Sadly, I didn't have a lot of it left.

"I will ignore the fact you were dropped on your head as a baby and for the purpose of our jobs explain it as if you were a monkey. This bug, is not a living creature, it's a device that goes into your ear. You and I will communicate this way so you don't mess up," I offered the black earbud to him, patiently waiting for him to take it.

Naruto started laughing, I wondered if he was amused at the fact I considered him mentally challenged, and placed his palm on mine, picking the device. Once our palms touched I felt some sort of tingling sensation in the pit of my stomach that I tried really hard to ignore and attempted to break the contact. It was a pleasant and unfamiliar feeling, nonetheless I tried to write it off as not having touched anyone for a while.

Naruto must have felt the same, because his palm stilled in mine, the problem was that he wasn't rushing to let go. Instead, he took my hand in a handshake and smiled, unlike the smiles I saw he gave others, this one seemed different, somehow... Honest. "For such a prick, with ice princess personality, you sure have warm hands and soft skin".

Well, there goes three seconds of trying to consider him decent.

His comment should have made me punch him, as a matter of fact it did make me punch him, but I couldn't because all of my attention focused on forbidding the blush to appear on my face.

Hey, I was naturally pale. The idiot would see my cheeks getting pink and I probably wouldn't hear the end of it.

I let our hands linger for a few more moments, because my brain decided it was the time to stop working for several seconds, then I felt Naruto picking the offered device and releasing my palm.

I won't admit that I missed the contact, nor that I enjoyed how his palm felt good on my skin. Pushing the strange thoughts aside, I glared at him and quickly pulled my hand away.

"So, are you going to use this to yell at me if I accidentally let a curse slip, or you planning on distracting me with sex talk?" Amusement sparkled in his electric blue eyes and for a second I almost cracked a smile.

Almost.

Instead, I opted for a scowl.

"In your dreams, idiot." Very nice Sasuke, accusing him of suggesting anything makes you look totally innocent.

"Maybe in yours, Uchiha." He replied winking at me.

I should've known this guy would be such a flirt... Which would make working with him even harder, because even though I loathed the fact of having him 'ruin' my show, I didn't feel disgusted when he touched me. That was something even I found strange, since I hated when people did that.

He continued talking, obviously not noticing the turmoil my brain was going through, "Look, I know you have your stuck up ways, and I understand that you don't like the idea of 'fun' in this show, but... I don't plan on fucking up. I know what I'm doing, so I need you to trust me on this one."

Somehow, his words calmed me. Not in a way that I didn't hate the fact I was stuck working with him, but I wasn't so worried anymore that he will fuck up the show. It didn't completely disappear, I just had a feeling he meant what he said.

"Hn."

I watched the blond as he walked on set, I didn't know what he was planning to do for today's show because he wouldn't say it, but I pretty much gave my approval of him participating already, so I couldn't kick him out now.

And, trust me, when I saw him getting between two girls that wore bunny costumes, that was exactly what I wanted to do.

"So, we have two dolls here, what's your name honey?" He asked one of the girls embracing them both shamelessly. I couldn't help glaring at both of them. And the blond moron, of course.

"Cream," the girl on his right started giggling at Naruto, then he turned his face to the other one asking her the same question.

"Pie," she winked at the camera and I eyerolled at the motion, since I got a flashback of Naruto doing the same to me, waiting for Uzumaki to continue.

"Ooooh, would you look at that! A Cream and Pie!" He kept hugging them as his attention was focused on the camera. "Now, how many of you have actually tried a creampie? Let's see what my colleagues have to say!" Naruto left the set and moved towards Kiba and Hinata that were in charge of 'the latest news' part.

Somehow, I had an idea where this was going and I didn't like it at all.

Naruto approached the news reporters and questioned Kiba first, "Let me ask you Kiba, have you tried a creampie?"

"Well, yes," the reporter replied in confusion. I saw the blond snicker before he re-phrased his question.

"And, have you tried to make a creampie with your wife, Hinata?" He turned his attention to Hinata and then looked at the camera grinning wolfishly.

I wanted to kill him. However... The look of confidence that gleamed in his eyes held me back.

Kiba was apparently too stupid to catch up on what the blond insinuated and poor Hinata probably didn't understand because she was too innocent and shy for such a dirty talk.

"You didn't do that just now." My growl in his ear was rewarded with a smirk from a blonde straight to me, but he turned to the camera before he continued unaffected by my evident displeasure.

"What a sad fact folks, that these two love birds don't understand what I'm talking about. So I'll explain it to them and to the rest of you." He turned to Kiba and started his lecture.

I wanted to strangle him.

"Kiba, you have sex with your wife, right?" The guy nodded dumbly resulting in Hinata's blush to double its hue. "And you don't always do it with a condom, I assume?" Again, the stupid reporter nodded and Naruto nodded along, as if in understanding.

"Dobe. Don't you fucking dare. Keep it as innocent as the word implies." I hissed at the bug, knowing he'll hear the anger in my voice.

Of course, he completely ignored it.

"Creampie is when you fill her up and it leaks out, my friend." Naruto said it so casually, as if speaking about the weather. Kiba started coughing and Hinata turned tomato red.

I did say that he had a quote of words sex-related he could use, but this wasn't what I had in mind. "I will kill you." He heard my low growl but he looked at the camera smirking and talked to the audience.

"See guys, even an innocent word can have a different meaning. I believe not many of you were familiar with it, and that my people, is a Sad Fact, because it implies you're not getting laid enough! You should all be out there making creampies with your other half and enjoy life! Now, I will get back to my two girls Cream and Pie and do just that!" Naruto was greeted with a loud applause from the studio, as he was retreating to backstage.

I closed my eyes in desperation and considered quitting at this point.

"Did he just... Do that... In a live program?" Gaara, one of the scriptwriters, sneaked up on me and blankly stared at the blond followed by a camera man, as he left the stage.

Gaara was one of the few people who I, strangely enough, tolerated - calm, silent, doing his job. And did I mention quiet? At times, like now, he would creep me out since I couldn't hear him approaching. He also had quite a temper if pissed off, but pissing him off required art. In fact, I think I was the only guy who managed to do so.

"Yes, he did." I responded through gritted teeth, hoping I don't actually break my teeth from all the gritting I did that day.

"Cool. I liked it." He replied with a fucking smile on his face. Gaara smiled. Over Naruto's idiotic behavior in a live show? And... He liked it?

Traitor.

"I need to go have a... Chat... With Naruto Uzumaki," I said to nobody in particular as I angrily pulled out the earbud and tossed it on the floor.

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I caught Uzumaki chatting with Sakura. She was like a leach, I swear.

Mentally groaning, I kept my eyes on Naruto, glare in place, as I approached them.

".. so awesome! I also didn't know the meaning of creampie!" Sakura was giggling as she pushed her cleavage in front of Naruto. The blond was either oblivious or blind, since he didn't pay too much attention to the 'offer' and continued explaining different sex terms to my assistant.

"Uzumaki." I knew he heard me, because he switched his attention to me immediately.

"Uchiha."

His voice slightly changed from the tone he used to talk to Sakura, it was firm and serious when he addressed me.

"A word." I said pointing at my office but not taking my eyes off of him.

People stared at us as the office floor quieted down. For some reason it annoyed me that they were so snoopy, the blond seemed unaffected by my look and by the stares. Naruto shrugged and started walking towards the direction I pointed at.

My office was my sacred place in this building. It was already tempered today with his presence and I just realized that the place I spent most of my time at will smell like him, again.

"What do you want?" Naruto looked outside the window as we stepped in the office. The dusk was approaching along with some heavy clouds that promised rain.

"You made a fool out of yourself, out of my show and me. How can you even ask what I want?" I was edgy enough, I didn't need his stupid questions to fuel me further.

I knew I was going to regret letting him in the show, but I didn't expect that to happen.

"Just like this." He turned to me this time, his gaze meeting mine sharply, challenging. "What do you want?" The pretence was gone, this wasn't a man who had been in front of cameras and in front of Sakura.

At this moment, in front of me stood a man, whose eyes spoke that he won't submit to something just because I said so. Somehow, it occurred to me again how strikingly refreshing his attitude was and worth respect.

It still didn't mean I wasn't pissed off for what he did.

"I told you the rules." I simply stated, trying to keep calm. He was testing my patience, which wasn't nice, because I would completely lose it and shove my fist in his pretty face.

Not pretty, just face. Very ugly face.

"And I obeyed them." Naruto said taking a step forward. His posture was firm. It annoyed me to hell and back how he was a little bit taller than me and as he was stepping closer to me, it became harder to keep on his eye level, meaning I had to look up.

Wait... When did he get this close?

The blond was in front of me, quite literally in my face. Didn't he understand that getting into my personal space was a big no-no?

"You made a fucking fool of yourself!" I bit out noticing the way his body tensed against mine when I spoke. In my world, it meant he was scared of me. I was about to use it as an advantage.

"It was a part of the show. In case you didn't notice, everyone loved it, excluding you. But then again, you probably have a strange taste. God knows what your fetish is." He smirked as he said the last part.

Ok, wrong assumption Sasuke. Apparently this man wasn't scared of you and your infamous glare.

"I told you I wouldn't have you turn this into a porn." I narrowed my eyes, in an attempt to make him back off. I was absolutely not going to start a fight by shoving him into the wall on the other side of the room.

Even though I wanted to do so... Shoving Naruto into the wall would give me an advantage and then I could have the upper hand, be the dominant one and maybe use the opportunity to feel him up a bit... JESUS! The fuck is wrong with my brain?

"And I didn't. It was educational. Just how you like it." He still wore the smirk that I desperately wanted to remove from his face. His eyes were glinting with amusement.

It provoked me.

The way he was talking and the proximity. Or maybe, his eyes... Whatever it was, I caught myself playing his game.

"You wouldn't know how I like it." Although I showed confidence on the outside, inner Sasuke was, for god knows what reason, melting at the way Naruto looked at me.

I obviously ignored it, like pretty much every thought Naruto-related, blaming it on lack of sex.

"I don't think even you know how you like it. In fact, I would call you a virgin right now if you didn't look like that." His comment stunned me on the spot, but the hand that pressed the door as it lined up with my face caught me completely off guard. Trying to hide my surprise and semi-excitement I felt at the moment I asked a logical question.

"And how do I look?" Motherfucker. If I could just take off that smug expression off of his face... And stop feeling so aroused...

"Like sex on legs, Uchiha."

Damn.

Naruto replied as he completely pressed against me pushing my back on the door to my office. "I don't think you're unaware of your looks. And I don't think a man who looks like that couldn't get some, if he asked for it."

Thank fuck the blinders were down, or the whole office would've seen how this animal man-handled me.

I was sure that he saw my eyes widening in surprise. I expected him to say anything, except for that.

We were both staring at each other intently and I felt my body trembling in expectation. I saw him smirk and then a whisper reached my ears, "What do you want?"

My mind screamed at me to reply, but my throat clenched and I was unable to give him a response. I felt his free hand grabbing my chin and tilting my head upwards, his movement was confident. For all I knew, he would kiss me shamelessly, like he probably kissed so many people before. People who were unable to resist his charm...

"You know, if you want something... You should ask for it." He continued talking, his hot breath hitting my lips from the proximity our bodies shared.

"Animal." I composed myself, barely regaining my usual glare, as I threw an insult at him and shoved him slightly.

"Only in bed, Uchiha," he chuckled dryly, opening the door of my office to get out.

The moment he stepped out, the door closed, as I was still leaning on them. My knees felt weak and my heart was rapidly beating. It wasn't because of the compliment, or the words he uttered before he left.

It was his eyes.

They were unreadable, yet I could see playfulness and desire. A thought entered my mind and I couldn't shake it off.

I wanted him to kiss me.

The faint scent of his aftershave in my office made me growl in frustration at him and my own thoughts.