"Hey, ummmm… Why am I still following you guys again?" Vaati asks as the bizarre group of travelers reaches Ordon Village.

"Because that's what the author wants, I suppose. Who knows anymore?" Vio says with a shrug.

"The author?!" Vaati asks. "Where is the author, then?! This fanfic hasn't been updated since 2014! TWO THOUSAND FOURTEEN FOR CRYING OUT LOUD!"

"Shhhh… I think the author is back. Can we just get on with the story now?" Vio asks.

Light may have returned, (and the author as well, apparently) but something doesn't seem quite right. Everything is quiet…too quiet… There's no celebration of the older Link's return. Also, well, there's still blood on the ground from the bird murder that occurred. Thanks, Vaati.

"YOU! YOU ABANDONED US FOR 9 years!" Vaati yells at me.

Shut up, Vaati. I'm taking over this story again.

"Yooooo! Link! And…ummm…who are all of you…?" A man named Rusl calls out.

"Your new master!" Vaati says with an evil grin.

"Ummmm," Rusl says, off out by this comment.

"I just need to get back home. I'm stuck with these losers and the author won't let me change the story," Vaati says.

"Uhhhh…" Rusl says.

Vaati… Gosh dang it. We talked about this.

"Rusl, I'm sorry. The kids are traveling with me for now," Hero's Arrow says.

"I see…" Rusl says.

"I'm edgy," Shadow says, sticking his tongue out.

"I…uh… I'm supposed to be looking for some kind of temple or whatever. You wouldn't happen to know anything about that, would you?" Hero's Arrow asks.

"Hi! I'm Red Link!" Red interrupts.

"Actually… I think there is a temple somewhere. You'll have to go give the woods a little looksie. Oh! And I left you a little present in the cellar!" Rusl says.

"Cool, thanks," Hero's Arrow says.

"Link…speaking of kids…while you are out, can you keep an eye out for the village kids? They've all gone missing. Everyone thinks the monsters carried them away, but nobody knows for sure," Rusl says.

"Yes, I will. I will find them," Hero's Arrow says.

"We'll help," Link says.

"Thank you, thank you!" Rusl says.

"I want bombs. Where can I get some?" Shadow asks.

Everyone glares at Shadow.

"What?!" Shadow asks.

Well, it turns out the gift in the cellar is just a fifty Rupee. So then everyone leaves Ordon again. How long would it take to find the hidden temple? Let's find out!