Blackadder could see himself enjoying his new role. He was certain that the students were stupid, but no one could be as dim as Baldrick. Out in the window, he saw Celebi flying around waving at the class. The students dashed towards the window. Some even took pictures. Blackadder gulped. Celebi was one of the most hideous things he had ever seen in his life. He could fail to fathom why the class would call the wretched beast adorable. Celebi had a face only a mother could love. He would be happy to tell anyone who disagreed with him, to go to Specsavers.

"Children! That's enough outbursts for today. Return to your seats before my hands turn into a tennis racket."

There were a few rebellious grumbles, but they sat in their chairs. Blackadder shuddered, for fifteen year olds, they were compliant. He examined his own chair for booby traps and whoopee cushions. The brats were planning something.

"You may have noticed there's been a reshuffling," Blackadder announced. "Mr Frollo has been sectioned and sent to the Walt Disney Institute. So from this moment on, I will be your homeschool teacher. Kenny McCormick has been moved back a year to catch up from the all the times he has died. Chiyo from Class F has taken his place." Blackadder got the register out. "Let's do a roll call. Where I am from, we call it a register. Let's do an ice breaker. When I call your name, stand up and give a random fact about yourself. Let's start with Ritsuka Aoyagi."

The boy who stood up was as slim as pencil. Blackadder almost thought he was a girl at first. His eyes radiated warmth and his cat ears made him easy to spot. "I'm Ritsuka…and I like McDonald's."

"Dawn Berlitz."

A girl with long blue hair and a pink dress stood up. "I love my girlfriend, Zoey."

Blackadder nodded. Taking another glance at the diverse outfits the students were wearing, they would be more in place at a comic convention or a dire Halloween party. Only a handful of them wore anything resembling a school uniform. Thank you. Kyle Broflovski…"

The boy who stood out had an orange jacket and a green hat. Blackadder wondered what sort of stuff was he hiding under his hair. "I know Eric's mother is a real slut."

"Eric Cartman!" Blackadder reckoned he could fit four supermodels inside Eric Cartman's tightly fitting red coat.

Eric took a deep breath before shouting with raised fists. "Kyle's mom is a big fat bitch!"

"Pearl Fey!"

The girl who stood up belonged in a Buddhist temple. A mild-mannered girl with her hair styled like a pretzel stood up. "I'm a spirit medium."

"Tyson Granger!"

Yellow and red seemed to be Tyson's colours of choice. He represented all three primary colours with his blue hair tied up. "I'm an expert Beyblader."

"Brock Harrison."

A black body stood up with his hands on his heart. "I want to be a one woman's man."

"Sakura Haruno."

The girl with pink hair and a red tunic stood up. "I'm good at healing."

"Kai Hiwatari."

Other than his big blue hair, the stripes on his face and the white scarf, Kai appeared to be a normal guy. "I'm also an expert in beyblades. Oh and I like cats."

"Hinata Hyuga."

Hinata stood up. Her large chest gave Vicky Pollard eyes of envy. Either that or it could have been her mild demure or her soft-spoken voice. "I love cinnamon rolls."

"Ken Ichijouchi."

Ken, a boy in all-white stood up. His navy hair was the sa e shade as Tyson's. "I caught a beedrill yesterday."

"Orihime Inoue."

Orihime stood up. Her shadow hovered over a few tables. Her chest and long red hair made Vicky gasp in envy. Blackadder was all for it. "I wear these hair pins in memory of my brother."

"Yumeko Jabami."

When Yumeko stood up, poker cards flew out of her skirt. "Gambling turns me on."

"Ash Ketchum."

Ash stood up with red cheeks. "I've never been kissed and I am a virgin!"

"May Maple."

May giggled as she stood up. "I know Ash is a terrible liar."

"Stan Marsh."

"I guess May is kinda cute."

"Chiyo Mihama."

"Cooking is fun."

"Davis Motomiya."

"I hope to run my own noodle stand."

"Shin-Chan Nohara."

"I have the best ass in the class."

"Vicky Pollard."

"Yeah, but no, but yeah, but no, anyway I am the hardest and hottest person in this class."

"Butters Scotch."

"I like shorts. They're comfy and easy to wear."

"Tomo Takino."

"I'm reading 50 Shades of Grey."

"Wendy Testaburger."

"I'm the president of the Vegan Poets Society."

"Takeru Takaishi."

"I have awesome friends."

"Sasuke Uchiha."

"I don't like icebreakers."

"Naruto Uzuamki."

"I'm one of the best ninjas around."

"Luke Triton."

"Professor Layton is my idol."

"Misty Waterflower."

"I love the water," Misty said in pride as her red hair flowed to her shoulders.

"Trucy Wright."

The brunette with a big blue hat stood up. Blackadder had heard about Trucy's magic tricks and was surprised that Vicky hadn't ranted about the magic panties trick that made Trucy so famous in lounge bars.

"My dads are ace attorneys."

"Kari Yagami."

"I love books," Kari said. Blackadder could see the death stares Vicky was giving towards Kari. Even a blind man could see the hatred between the two. Blackadder could not restrain the laughter within him, when Vicky stuck both middle fingers at Kari.