Chapter 4: Is the Black Cat lucky?
When the three Junins were about to start a battle with the missing ninja and his apprentice, a 10-foot spear with a fur trim where the tree becomes a blade stuck into the bridge from the Zabuza side.
"Why didn't you tell us you brought a friend, Zabuza," Anko said in a playful voice.
"I didn't do it," Zabuza replied. "Kraven, what are you doing here?"
"Gato is paying me to destroy Marvel here," said the man now known as Kraven, with a Russian accent.
"Let me translate that she humiliated you and you want revenge," Haku translated in a deadpan voice.
"Of course," Kraven said with a note of pride in his voice.
Anko and Naruko giggled, remembering the incident mentioned, and Sakura screamed: "This is not a reason to laugh!"
Kraven heard Sakura and asked Zabuza: "You're hunting a pink-haired banshee and you didn't invite me?"
"You can have her for yourself if you want," Zabuza replied nonchalantly. "I just need the head of the bridge builders."
Sakura heard this and fainted, still holding kunai in a defensive position.
"Hey, Kraven, if I remember correctly, you started that fight," Naruko said in a deadpan voice, "and I knocked you out with one punch!"
"In any case, it wasn't such a big fight," Anko added.
- A memory from 4 years ago-
A 6-foot-tall, 235-pound man with clean muscles was kneeling on the ground, inspecting the dirt of a recent skirmish between Konoha and Willow Shinobi, wearing leather pants and a decorative vest.
-3 and a half years ago-
The same man was standing in a recently destroyed bandit camp, and not a single living soul was seen, and a local resident said: "You just missed her, Kraven." Which caused him to growl angrily.
-3 years ago-
Kraven watched as his prey flew away, taking with it several hundred pounds of various supplies.
-2 years ago-
Naruko was in a bar near the border between Willow and Konoha, and she was unconscious, and Kraven went into the bar. He looked around and saw people drinking, playing cards, and a man playing the piano.
"I came in search of a Miracle for a glorious hunt," he said with a Russian accent, and the other visitors, without hesitation, pointed to the unconscious Naruko and continued to do what they were doing.
"I've finally spent months tracking you down, Marvel," Kraven said as he approached Naruko, and when he got to her, he raised his spear and shouted, "You may have been hinting at me until now, but now your head will be hanging over my fireplace!"
At that very moment, Naruko woke up and started stretching, and after doing so, Naruko raised her left hand behind her head, hitting Kraven on the head, causing him to fall to the ground unconscious.
Naruko looked at the now unconscious Kraven and, with a slight shrug, paid the bill and left.
-End of Flashback-
Anko started laughing hysterically when Naruko said it out loud.
Sasuke "hnnd" and said, "For a weakling like you, it should be an honor to be in the presence of Uchiha."
"You must be Itachi's brother," Kraven declared.
"Don't you dare mention his name in front of me," Sasuke shouted into the fog and made several gestures with his hands. "Great fireball jutsu!"
A giant fireball flew out of Uchiha's mouth and hit nothing.
"I've seen rabbits with a lot of oomph," Kraven stated in a bored tone.
Lord Gay Emo *cough-cough *Sasuke *cough-cough * got angry at this, "Sasuke, protect the client," Anko ordered.
"I don't obey the orders of whores," Sasuke blurted out in response and rushed into the fog.
Naruko sighed and heard the pink-haired banshee shout: "Sasuke, wait for me!"
The pink-haired genin was chasing Sasuke like the fan she was.
"Okay, Sai, Kakshi, protect the client while we save your team," Anko ordered.
"Great team," Naruko Kakashi said in a deadpan tone.
Then she threw on the mist, and Anko summoned her snakes through her sleeves.
- With Sasuke-
Sasuke found a fake ninja hunter, and Sasuke grinned and arrogantly said, "Finally someone I can test my excellent skills on."
Haku didn't say anything, raising his senbons.
Sasuke signaled with his hand and shouted: "Fire style: Uchiha Dragon Shell!"
A fiery dragon burst out of Sasuke's mouth with a strong heat, and Haku raised his hand, and the moisture from the fog formed an Ice mirror, and Haku said in a somewhat bored tone: "Ice mirror."
Uchiha's jutsu hit the mirror, and Sasuke grinned when his jutsu caused an explosion, and when it went out, the last enraged Uchiha, the mirror was still there without a scratch, and the fake ninja hunter was still standing there.
"And that's it," Haku asked in a bored tone. "I didn't slow down."
"You bitch should be proud to have come face to face with a man like me," Sasuke said.
"I'm a boy," Haku replied in a bored tone, which caused a "hmmm" in a discouraging tone, and Haku threw a dozen senbons at the boy, which made Sasuke pull out a kunai to block the senbon, and he managed to block only a few of them, and the rest hit the target, which made Sasuke look like on pen-koushin.
"Sasuke," the pink-haired fan screams in fright, "don't worry, I'll save you!" Sakura grabbed the object of her worship by the collar and began shaking him violently, causing Haku to have drops of sweat.
"Is she really a ninja?" thought Haku in confusion.
- With Anko-
Anko used her snakes to find her opponent, Zabuza.
"Okay, Mr. No Eyebrows, are you ready for the second round," Anko asked with a note of bloodlust in her voice.
"I've been looking forward to it," Zabuza said, pointing his giant blade at Anko. "I love to conquer you."
"Why Forget, I'm flattered," Anko Ayling said in a seductive voice.
After that, their fight began, Zabuza swung his sword at Anko, and she blocked the blow with her kunai, which she made on purpose, a mixture of vibranium and adamantium, and Anko used her free hand to summon her snakes, which caused Zabuza to jump back to avoid being bitten.
"They're just garden snakes," Anko exclaimed mockingly.
Zabuza regained his balance and they continued to exchange blows with their respective blades, neither of them gaining the upper hand.
- With Naruko-
Naruko hovered a few meters off the ground, competing in a peek with Kraven.
"I'll put your head against my wall," Kraven shouted to his opponent.
"I thought you wanted my 'skin as a rug,'" Naruko asked.
"You will be my best prize," Kraven shouted, throwing his spear, and Naruko easily caught it and broke it in half, and Kraven took out his hidden net and threw it at Naruko, when she caught Kraven's spear and threw it, and it caught her, and he pulled the rope that was connected with the net, and Naruko took off, dragging Kraven with her, they both heard the cry of "Sasuke!"
- Kakashi –
Kakashi heard Sakura's scream and was about to go to defend his valuable genin, but was stopped by Sai: "Tazuna is their prize. Don't let brainless jeopardize our mission."
Kakashi slapped his genin in response: "The Council ordered me to protect Uchiha, and I'm your sensai, so fuck off."
"Hokage and Danzo both ordered me to keep an eye on both of you," replied Sai, recovering from the slap, "They ordered me not to jeopardize the mission for the sake of brainless wonder."
This caused Kakashi to punch Sai in the stomach, causing him to fall to the ground unconscious.
- Anko-
"It looks like Haku finished off Uchiha," Zabuza said when his fight with Anko came to a standstill.
"Ma," Anko said in a carefree voice, "He's overrated."
"Most bloodsuckers are like that," Zabuza agreed.
"They forget that years of training and training their bodies make them perfect shinobi, not their pedigree," Anko added.
Having said that, they continued their fun, trying to seriously injure or kill their opponent.
- Kakashi-
"Chidori" - Kakashi shouted, trying to kill the fake ninja hunter, but missed, and he quickly realized that he and his 2 genins were trapped under the ice dome.
"How precious," said Haku's voice, coming from everywhere at the same time, and Haku's reflection in full ninja hunter gear appeared in each of them. "Sensai is trying to save his valuable genin, but falls by my hand." At the same time, senbans appeared from all sides, and Kakashi is trying to protect his genin, but mostly Uchiha and to a lesser extent Sakura, who did artificial respiration to Sasuke, or is she trying to wake up her prince charming with a kiss?
- No personal account.-
Tazuna looked at Sai, when the fog began to clear, he saw that Anko and Zabuza were still exchanging blows, and the guy Kraven was sustaining severe injuries and unconscious, along with Sasuke and Kakashi, and Sakura was not injured and seemed to be doing artificial respiration to Sasuke, and he noticed a large crowd sporting various weapons, with a dwarf holding a cane, emerged from msit.
"So, so, what do we have here," said the dwarf.
Zabuza and Anko stopped fighting, and Haku turned his attention to the dwarf and Naruko and threw Kraven's unconscious body onto the bridge, and Zabuza asked: "Gato, what are you doing here?"
"I am making sure that my money has not been spent in vain," Gato replied, "And here I am to clean up the mess that the famous "Demon of Fog" has created."
"You were never going to pay us, were you," Zabuza stated rather than asked. Gato's evil grin answered the question, "Looks like we're not enemies anymore."
"Oh, and we just got to the fun part," Anko complained childishly.
"We can finish after we sort out our little problem," Zabuza replied, causing Anko to smirk mischievously.
"I'll take 50 on the right, you take 50 on the left," Anko offered with a bloodthirsty grin.
"Sounds good to me," Zabuza said, and they both rushed into the crowd of hired bandits, and Naruko was laughing senselessly while eating popcorn, where she got it from, Tazuno didn't know.
It quickly turned into a bloodbath, as two blood-thirsty Junins quickly dealt with the thugs, leaving Gato alone to coward at the end of the bridge.
"How do we finish off his snake or blade," Zabuza asked.
"Old maid," Naruko replied, and Anko grinned back, causing Zabuza and Haku to tilt their heads in confusion.
- The next day-
The "citizens of the Land of waves" were having a lot of fun, stupidly stuffing themselves with booze and food that they managed to steal from Gato's former mansion, since Gato was forced to wear a French maid costume and serve citizens whom he once oppressed with an iron fist, food that he collected so greedily for himself.
"I'm going to report you to the Hokage," Kakashi threatened.
This made Naruko stop eating the ramen she had managed to release and asked: "Report what? For doing your job, or for not obeying a direct order from a superior."
"The council will hear about it," Kakashi threatened.
"Ooh, advice," Naruko said in mock horror, "I'm so scared. They have no real power over me, or have you forgotten that Hokage is the only person who can punish his shinobi squad, not the council?"
"They are the future of the Village," Kakashi said.
"Do you want me to destroy your precious Icha Icha books again," Naruko asked threateningly.
"Not my jewel," Kakashi hissed.
This made Naruko grin when she found a familiar orange book that Kakashi recognized, and Kakashi searched himself for a book he didn't find, which horrified him when Naruko burned it to a crisp, laughing viciously.
- In Konoha-
In Konoha, everything was going the same as usual, team 8 was on a mission.
"The dog boy and the puppy are in position," Kiba said on the radio, hiding behind a tree in his clan's territory.
"The beauty queen is in position," Hinata said over her voice, she was hiding on the roof of one of the buildings.
"Buggy in position," Shino said over his voice, hiding in the doorway.
"You see the target," Kurenai said over her.
"He's heading to the Buggy," Hinita replied.
"I see him, he's 20 feet away from me and approaching the Bugboy," Kiba said over his shoulder.
"Now Shino," Hinata shouted over her.
Bugs than swarmed over the object, and Kiba appeared, reached out and grabbed the specified object, showing a struggling puppy, and Kiba, who had difficulty holding it, and he said: "Hana will vaccinate you, and you will like it!"
The puppy continued to resist, even while in the veterinary clinic, and Hana pulled out a small needle and injected the vaccine into the puppy while Kiba held him motionless.
"Done," Hana said, pulling out the puppy's needle.
Kurenai giggled and said: "This puppy resists more than Akira when he tried to get into Naruko's pants."
Hana burst out laughing and said: "I've heard about it!"
Kiba had a confused expression on his face: "Who has the audacity to try to do this with Naruko-sensai?"
"He is the son of a fat nobleman from the inner circle of the Fire Lords," Kurenai replied.
"Didn't he have cheese collection lines," Hana asked.
"What happened," Hinata asked, and Shino adjusted his glasses, a normal person would write it off as a coincidence, but Kurenai noticed that it was a sign of Shino's curiosity.
"I was on a regular border mission at the time, so I don't know what happened, but when I came back, he was in the hospital and he had gynophobia," Kurenai replied, and Kiba's head tilted in confusion.
"Fear of women," Shino replied to Kiba's unspoken question.
"As far as I heard, Akira tried to bring Naruko back as his personal escort, but when they were alone, he thought it was her job to do whatever he asked her to do, unfortunately for him, he was thinking with his penis more than his head," Hana replied.
Kiba shuddered when he covered his manhood with his hands and said: "I'm the first one to admit that I'm the sharpest tool in the shed, but even I know it's stupid. Naruko-sensei is scary enough as it is, but to drive her crazy..." Kiba shuddered at the very thought of it.
Hana laughed and continued: "I heard from Anko that the 3rd threatened his father in the presence of his personal samurai to cut off his balls and his sons if they treat his ninja like that again, and I quote: "Kunoichi are not toys for your comfort, but trained assisans, bodyguards, warriors, penetration experts and seductresses, not some toys for those with big pockets!".
"I assume this person did something stupid," Shino asked.
"You could say that," Hana replied.
- A memory-
"When I'm done with the bitch who attacked my precious son, your precious shinobi won't be able to find a job anymore!" The aristocrat shouted in pure anger.
"I'd like to see you try it," Sarutobi said in a calm voice, blowing smoke from his pipe. "She's my strongest and scariest kunoichi in my village since Tsunade."
The noble snorted irritably and said: "She will understand the fallacy of her behavior, like all other women who harm my family, because I am of noble blood, and she is a simple peasant."
With these words, nobile left with the task of finding Naruko to correct the evil she had done to his family, the 3rd Hokage sighed and said, "Kat!" and ANBU appeared in front of the Hokage in a cat mask: "I'd like you to assemble a team to make sure that Nobile won't put too much pressure on Naruko, and while you're at it, prepare a closet for the ambulance patient while you're at it."
"Immediately, sir," ANBU said, bowed and disappeared to fulfill the specified mission that he was given.
Hokage sighed and said, not addressing anyone in particular: "I'm getting too old for this."
-End of Flashback-
"What happened," Kiba asked.
"Nothing special," Kurenai replied a little to many things.
"Nothing special," Hana asked, glancing at her colleague kunoichi. "Naruko put genjutsu on the Torah to make the demonic cat think that the aristocrat is the offspring of Uchiha." Kiba winced at the memory of the same cat that attacked him during his first mission to capture the Torah. "To this day, this aristocrat is still seeking justice for what Naruko did to him, but there is no hard evidence against her, so all charges have been dropped."
"What did Tora do to that guy," Kiba asked.
"You don't want to know," Kurenai replied.
"I still want to know where this cat managed to learn rasengan," Hana replied.
-Team 8's training ground the next day, 9:38 a.m.-
Kiba and Shino sparred amicably with each other, trying to fix each other's weaknesses, while Kurenai taught Hinata a few more advanced genjutsu and some medical jutsu that she had learned over the years.
"You know that more members of your clan should really practice the medical art," Kurenai said.
"I know, but according to my father and the elders, learning beyond the basics of Shinobi arts is contrary to tradition," Hinata replied.
"Tradition," Kurenai said in a disappointed tone, "Is the biggest weakness of your clan, they are so deeply stuck in traditions that they refuse to change over time."
"Along with the seal of the Bird in the cage, I want my clan to move with the times, and not get hung up on traditions, if I, of course, become the head of the clan," Hinata explained. She may have overcome her stutter, but she still has self-confidence issues, mainly because of her father and the clan elders.
Kurenai smiled and reassured her only student: "Someday you will become a wonderful clan head, the way your family doesn't seem to see it is beyond my understanding."
Hinata shyly smiled at her sensei's compliment.
"Kiba, it's time to switch roles with Hinata," Kurenai said aloud as she conducted an individual interview with each of her students to help practice their strengths and weaknesses in the art of genjutsu, which their clan does not teach.
-3 days after the release of the Wave-
"Give me your power," Sasuke demanded of Naruko
She glanced at "WTF" and said: "Excuse me?"
"I demand that you give me your power," Sasuke demanded again.
"I know what you said, but I want to know what makes a recently graduated genin like you think he can order a junin?" said Naruko.
"The council knows that it's good for Konoha to make me stronger so that I can kill my brother, it's beneficial for Konoha, so give me your strength," Sasuke explained/demanded.
Anko, who was recovering from a hangover, heard Sasuke's demands, and she let out her crazy laugh, and she looked at Sasuke's face after she calmed down: Sasuke Mirli stared at her, and Anko burst out laughing even louder.
"Stop laughing at Sasuke, you snake bitch!" Sakura squealed.
Anko clutched her head when the screeching made her hangover worse, and she glared at Sakura: "Do you want to become food for my snakes?" Sakura turned pale and shook her "No" as fast as she could, "Okay, now shut up. You're making my head hurt even more."
"Here's a little lesson for you, genin, Sasuke may have a Civilian Council in his pocket, but they have no power over us, Shinobi, unless it's an official mission for which they hired us, or it's an order from Hokage, or an order from the majority of Shinobi," Naruko explained. "As for handing over my power to you, REJECTED!"
Naruko added her denial by writing the kanji word meaning "denied" on Sasuke's forehead.
"I will report you to the Hokage for this," Kakashi threatened, since he was not 100% ready for his first fight with Zabuza.
"Grandpa won't punish me, because I'm in my right, because I'm not his sensei and I'm allowed not to teach him until it puts the mission in danger," Naruko explained. "Since we have eliminated the threat to the lives of the bridge builders, we won't see many battles, except for the bandits we missed, who are still hanging around, and they are easy prey for any decent genin."
"Sasuke will handle them without a problem!" exclaimed Sakura when she was in full fan mode.
This made Anko throw kunai at Sakura, cutting off a few strands from her long pink hair: "She said 'decent' genin, you pink-haired whore! Your precious Sasuke is hardly an average genin."
"You're lying, Sasuke is the greatest shinobi in the whole world," Sakura shouted back, and then she realized something and started stroking her precious hair, "My hair!"
This made Naruko and Anko sweat from such a reaction, and Naruko said: "You missed."
"The blood of female fans tastes terrible," Anko explained.
"Shut up," a threatening voice rang out from the hallway, and the Clone focused on Sakura. "Some of us are trying to sleep."
They turned around and saw Zabuza holding the door while rubbing her forehead with her free hand, and Anko seductively said: "Good morning, handsome."
"Good morning," Zabuza replied, still suffering from a hangover, "Your pet banshee woke me up and I had a good dream."
"I hope I was in it," Anko replied mischievously, at the same time sticking out her bust, making herself more attractive.
Zabuza looked at Anko and said in a monotone voice: "You're not my type."
This exasperated Anko: "What do you mean, I'm not your type! I'm in everyone's taste!"
Anko jumped into the attack on Zabuza, who quickly degenerated into a schoolhouse brawl mixed with childish insults between two experienced Jounins.
"I'm the only adult here," Naruko asked/moaned.
"I often feel the same way," Haku said, suddenly appearing next to Naruko, sipping tea.
"At least I can have a normal conversation with at least one person who is trained in shinobi arts," Naruko said. "By the way, do you know where Gato is? I haven't seen him since the party started."
"I saw him last night, still doing his 'community service' in that riddiculas outfit you make him wear," Haku explained.
"Hearing this from a cute guy who wears a women's camino, that's something," Naruko said with a sly grin. Haku Mirli shrugged his shoulders.
- With Gato-
Some priests who were still in the land of Waves, because they tended to inspire hope in people, and he could not have that in the country he was trying to take over, tried to use evil demons, which, in their opinion, possessed a once powerful business owner tied to a giant cross, still dressed in a French maid costume, while some villagers laughed at their former tormentor misfurtan.
- Hokage's office 2 days after returning from the wave-
"I let you take the team so you could train Sasuke, but your behavior and Uchiha's behavior on your last mission is unacceptable," said the third Hokage in a stern voice.
Inside the office there were 3 Junins who were doing a task on the wave, while the genins were waiting outside the office while the door was closed. After leaving Wave, Zabuza and Haku returned to the land of Mist to help the rebels with the money they had "liberated" from Gato.
"But..." Kakashi tried to explain his actions, but was interrupted by Hokage.
"It's not just your attitude on the battlefield," said the 3rd Hokage, interrupting the famous ninja copy, "You also have the audacity to lie in your reports, stating that the success of the mission rests on the shoulders of the uchiha! A mid-level genin who recently graduated from school, winning a single combat face-to-face with an experienced missing A-rank shinobi like Zabuza, is unlikely, it would be more plausible if you said that he fought and defeated his partner."
"I demoted you to the special status of a junin because you abused your sharingan, stealing secrets and jutsu from your fellow Shinobi, now your incompetence to keep your team in check, especially in front of the client, leaves me no choice but to reassign Team 7 to a new junin," the 3rd said sternly.
"You can't," Kakashi shouted in disbelief.
"I can and I will," was Cage's response.
"If you assign them to me, I won't be able to guarantee the survival of the Uchiha spawn from the useless groupies," Naruko replied, and Anko nodded in agreement.
"Noted," Sarutobi replied. "Naruko, I'm going to temporarily reassign you to train my son and his friends while Ebisu deals with the problems of Team 7."
"I can live with that," Naruko replied.
"I'm disappointed in you, Kakashi, I know that you only taught Sasuke while neglecting the other two students," the old man said. "You are now on probation for the next 4 months and will be on gate duty for 2 of those months."
Kakashi shouted, "I'm the only one who can teach Sasuke how to use his Sharingan!"
"Which he has not yet awakened, and these are other Uchiha in the Village with Sharingan," Cage said as if nothing had happened.
"The exiled Uchiha," Kakashi corrected smugly.
"You're saying something, Kakashi," Sarutobi said in a tone similar to how Kakashi treats Guy when he rants about Youth.
-Meanwhile, the training ground of Team 19-
"SPRINGTIME OF YOUTH!" shouted Guy when his team was training.
"Guy-sensei?" A younger version of sensei appeared in front of him.
"I do not know who and I do not know where, but someone somewhere has realized the importance of spring youth," Guy told his young student. "We have to catch up with them by running around the village a hundred times!"
"And if we can't do that, we'll climb Hokage Mountain with one hand tied behind our back," Rock Lee added.
"And if we can't do that, we will rule the entire Nation of Fire," Gsi added.
"And if we can do that, we will eat the hottest red pepper in all Countries without water," Rock Lee said.
"Lee!"
"Gai-Sensai!"
"Lee!"
"Gai-Sensai!"
The duo embraced, applying the most hated genjutsu in Konoha, and perhaps told the whole world: "The sunset of youth!"
"Why are we destined to be with a sensei like him," Neji asked his teammate.
"I blame it on karma," TenTen replied in a deadpan voice with an irritated twitching eye.
- I'm going back to the Hokage's office-
"I don't need Council dogs in my shinobi squad, Kakashi, I need shinobi who will put this village and this nation above themselves," the elderly cage said. "Now you, Kakashi, report to your new position."
Kakashi bowed stiffly before using the Body Flicker jutsu to report to his new post at the gate.
Hokage Tan reached under his desk and pulled out a scroll, handed it to Anko and ordered: "I want you to deliver this to Ebis for his reassignment."
"Yes, sir," Anko said before using the exit window.
"Why can't anyone use the door these days," complained Hokage.
"Because it's more fun that way," was Naruko's cheeky response.
Just at that moment, the door opened and Uchiha's arrogant voice rang out: "Where's Kakashi? I want to start training right now!"
The pink-haired fan screamed, "And I want to see how he trains!"
The only "normal" genin in the team, and this is straying tirm, accordingly bowed to Cage and said: "Sorry, sir, but I couldn't stop them."
"It's okay, Sai," Cage, who knows that it's better to blame one of Danzo's pawns for this latest transformation of Uchiha, "He was transferred to gate duty for your commanding behavior on your last mission, and the three of you will carry out a D-rank mission for the next 4 months, and you you will not participate in the Chunning exams this year."
"You can't do this," the banshee screamed.
"I can and did," Sarutobi said in a stern voice.
"Be careful what you say, Pinkie, I can execute you for insubordination for ordering our Hokage right here, right now, if I wanted to," Naruko said, releasing a small part of her Murderous Intent, which caused Sakura to get dirty almost instantly. "And you call yourself kunoichi."
Sakura squealed and retaliated by punching Naruko in the back of the head. This did not have the desired effect on Naruko, Sakura recoiled from the pain and used her uninjured hand to wrap around the injured hand: "You broke my arm! My mom will rip your head off for this."
"Oh, I'm so scared," Naruko said rheotonically. "Can we at least send her back to the academy, old man?"
"If she attacks a superior officer without understanding, I will court-martial her again," Hokage replied, looking at the mess that Team 7 had made.
"Good enough. Before it gets even more ridiculous, I'm leaving here," Naruko said with a sigh before flying out the same window as Anko.
While flying away, she heard the Hokage shout: "They invented the door for a reason!"
"Ramen Ichiraku, and here I am!" Naruko flew up to her favorite counter with ramen.
That evening, Naruko trained at her usual training grounds, which are now almost unused. She was doing push-ups in a handstand, resting one hand on the ground, the other behind her back, holding a boulder that was twice her size, with her right leg, and the left stretched out to the side.
"996, 997," She calculated her reputation, "998, 999, 1000!" Then she threw the boulder, which was the size of her, aside, got to her feet and rubbed her hands together: "Six sets of a thousand, a pleasant light workout."
Then Naruko heard something release a photon charge into the top of the nearest tree, and this scared the nearest inhabitant so much that he fell off the tree.
"What are you doing here, Uchihiya?" Naruko asked in a stern voice: "Where are your fans, Hatake and Haruno?"
Sasuke chuckled and said, "As if I need them to watch my fiance train."
This irritated Naruko, and she hit herself on the top of the head: "I'm not your fiance!" Then she sighed and continued, "You're already walking on thin ice, Uchiha, you need to watch your attitude before you lose your shinobi influence or your life."
"As if anyone can beat Uchiha," Sasuke snorted, standing up only for Naruko to poke him in the forehead, forcing him to land on his ass.
"Of course they can't," Naruko replied in an annoyed tone, then she turned around when she started kneading her hands in cooldown, leaving, and turned her head enough so she could see him out of the corner of her eye, "Just so you know that your new sensei has a grudge against any official members of the Uchiha clan, so that don't count on any special training like the one Hatake gave you."
"So instead you're going to train me, as a favor to your future husband," was Uchiha's response, before he discovered that he was thrown onto a boulder a little more than a hundred meters from where he was standing, and Naruko's right eye twitches when she lowers her foot to avoid strike the Uchiha.
With a sigh , Naruko said to herself: "Why am I bothering at all," before flying away. She lost herself when she was flying peacefully over the village, forgetting all her problems and Uchiha.
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