You know that scene from Wayne's World? The Bohemian Rhapsody one? That. But on the bridge.

SPOCK FINDS OLD RECORDINGS OF "ABBA" AND GETS TOTALLY HOOKED. THE REST OF THE CREW WANTS TO MURDER HIM FOR MAKING THEM LISTEN TO "MAMA MIA" ON REPEAT OVER THE BRIDGE SOUND SYSTEM.

Based on a David Letterman’s Top 10: How about a story using all the top ten lines never spoken in a Star Trek film/episode?

Jasey is being punished with one year of spending quality time with Spock. It would actually be punishment if they didn't both deep down want to be there. Honestly not as lame as it sounds. Spock/OFC

WARNING: mentions of child abuse, violence and death. Jim Kirk's older brother Sam was murdered by their stepfather and he has always kept it a secret. Short and melancholy, with references to the Grimms' fairy tale "Juniper Tree". No pairings.

There are rumors that Vulcan hands are erogenous zones. Spock sets the record straight. Rated M because Spock has a naughty mind.

As he exits the Nexus, Jim realizes that Spock had thought him dead for 78 years, and wishes--only for a second--that he could correct the error. One second is enough.

and the 1 time he didn't. My first 5/1 story. Rated T for suggestions and mild swearing.

5 meals Spock shared with crew mates - and what he found illogical. A bit kinky, so rated M, but no explicit sex.

This away mission seems completely pointless to Uhura, she's hot, tired, sweaty, impatient - and running for her life

Five times Sarek loving Amanda was logical...and the one time it wasn't, but he did it anyway. Originally written for the prompt at LiveJournal's Star Trek XI Kink Meme.

Kirk decides that he wants to tell the crew something important.... Kirk/McCoy

A series of oneshots in which Sulu and Chekov discover which of each other's body parts they love the best lips, collarbones, veins, etc. Nothing dirty, sorry. Ongoing project.

While the Enterprise is docked for repairs, Spock is back in his teaching role once more. Rating for a reason; fluff and language and more... Spock/OC. Now completed, sequel on the way.

One Shot, Vulcan is under attack by the Romulans and one officer is all it takes to change an already changed universe. What if Spock's mother could be saved.

The bond that never dies. This is a little heart pulling. Spock and Uhura mostly on this one.

Cupcake makes a Starfleet movie loosely based on Kirk and Spock. What happens when K&S go to Hollywood to see it? This is an homage to the X-Files episode Hollywood AD. Features Kirk, Spock, and Bones. K/S SLASH!

Kirk and Spock. Angst. Seriously, people die.

Spock beams down to the planet surface to implant an explosive device. Will he escape the blast in time?

The disease had been slow and brutal, changing Uhura into a weak and frail woman right before his eyes. Now, all Spock could do was sit and watch as the numbers bottomed out and alarms began to sound...

Spock Prime on The Enterprise with Kirk and Spock's four year old daughter, and facing the realization of what he missed by never having a child with Jim in his own timeline. Angsty cuteness. Mentions of Saavik het and established Spock/Kirk.

Slash. Sulu has a scar, Chekov gets protective over it. Very short and very schmoopy.

Leonard McCoy doesn't like to celebrate his birthday. M/M slash, mostly implied. More notes in the story.

What will ensue when a piano is brought aboard the Enterprise? What are Spock and Uhura's thoughts on this? What discoveries will Nyota Uhura make? NO smut, just sweet Spock/Uhura goodness. :

Kirk has a surprising announcement for McCoy, who is not sure how to handle it. Funnily meant scene written for an LJ challenge.