Just what the title suggests. If you don't get it, it's a list of ways you can get under the skin of Percy Jackson and co. Not literally of course, that would be gross.

Parody of Mary Sues. Want to know how to write the best Mary-Sues? The worst plots? The cheesiest romance? Well, here's your ultimate guide! Following this easy-to-use book, you'll be writing badfic in no time! NOW COMPLETE.

Nico is a successful businessman while Thalia is a part-time waitress and taxi driver. Will love conquer all despite the difference in class? Thalico. R&R. UPDATE- Discontinued. Check profile for more information.

Percy Jackson's friend, Tom Sanders is tasked with protecting and escorting a possible demigod, Robyn to camp half blood. A seemingly simple task, or is it...

Love or Immortality. Which one would you choose? Love, that can last or corrupt, or will you stay young forever and give up the one you love? Thalia Grace is stuck for the first time in her life. And the death of a certain lover isn't very far away... T Rated for character death, later in the story.

Zerial lives in a camp not to far from Half-Blood Camp with her family and people. And the number one rule is do not, under any circumstance, mix with the demigods. But their is something that lours Zerial in. What happens when she accompanies Grover, Annabeth, and Percy on the quest to return the lighting bolt?

This is what happens when three girls come to camp and things change. The gods make there lives a Tv show. They do normal things to though. Rated T or M

"I can't think of a better person to have a family with." In which Percy and Annabeth chat over Skype as Annabeth nears the end of her pregnancy. Oneshot.

It's Christmas eve and the demigods are really really bored so they decided to invite a few friends and have some fun, okay the gods invited themselves but anyways you get the point...

"I swear," she whispered, though everyone heard, "I will kill whoever did this. I swear on the River Styx that your blood will be on my hands." When a War Game goes wrong, what is the price that will be paid?

Percy, having been betrayed, finds out to not hold grudges. Violence and cursing, in a way. M for safety.

His son wanted a story. How could he deny it. Especially since the six year old was dying.

Nico goes to see his boyfriend and sees...Percy playing Mario Kart! How will Nico try to get his attention? How will Percy take being made fun of? How will Nico sneak in a make out session? Read and find out silly! I know, summary sucks, the story's much better. WARNING!: Yaoi, No lemon. Some fluff and randomness! rated T for lip locking and cussing.

Annabeth and Sally take a trip to a local New York art gallery to take their mind off their problems, and end up having a good laugh. One-shot, Annabeth's POV.

Look, she didn't want this. She didn't ask to be a bloody healer. She didn't ask for some stupid prophecy. She just wanted to get through life. Was that such a bad desire? She didn't think so. Until she lost the only person she cared about. And got replaced with some bimbo. And figured out that prophecy was more than just some prophecy. Nico/OC.

Here is my prediction to what the Mark of Athena will be like! Enjoy!

Percy is feeling all alone after the guy he liked got together with someone else. So, he decides to take the Stoll brothers' offer and let them take care of them. Travis/Percy/Connor. Slash. One-Shot.

Orion never thought he was normal. Raised by Apollo, thinking his parents where dead, he never thought he'd be sucked into a quest to rescue his mom! Will He and his friends must save her, or face certain death? [IN LIMBO.]

On some random quest or another, Connor and Lou Ellen bet on the thing called 'Tratie'. Travis/Katie and Connor/Lou Ellen. Hiatus.

I am continuing Part 1, but this time, certain characters are actually doing the things on the list. I am taking suggestions from reviewers. I am also using my oc Jessica Alvarez, from my other story, Daughter of the Trident Wielder. Rated T just to be safe.

I hate summaries. And I dont really know whats going to happen, but it involves Percy and Annabeth. After the the Last Olympian.

What happens when Percy reviews his life and his relationship with Annabeth while on Calypso's island? Will he go home to the war, the prophesy and her, or will he accept Calypso's new offer? Please R&R! First 'M' rated fanfic so please be nice. CONSTRUCTIVE criticism only. M for lemon! Here to entertain so I hope you enjoy...

The day I first had an incredible experience with the Gods and monsters... This is where my destiny begins.

"This time I'll tell the truth. I promise." Thalia Grace is a liar, but when her boyfriend, Nico, dies, the shock might be large enough to set her straight. Maybe. Especially when lying comes so naturally to her. As easy as breathing. Was Nico really her boyfriend? Did they kiss? Was she the real murderer? And is she hiding an unbelievable secret? Where is the actual truth?

This will be a Thalia/Annabeth story that starts pre-Lightning Thief and runs until I feel like it. Rated M for femmeslash in later chapters. Enjoy!