Are you tired of the clichés that you read in fan fiction? Well here I will write down every single cliché so you can be aware of what lurks out there. It's kind of a almost humorless parody. Meant to gently make fun. No one or no story has will be used.

Percy, Annabeth, Grover, and Thalia have an encounter with the up-coming movie The Lighning Thief. Cue dramatic music. Dun, dun, duuuuuuuuuuun!Twoshot.

Percy needs Annabeth's attention. He comes up with a brilliant plan, that he thinks has no holes. Little does he know, the power of the opposite sex.

It's Christmastime after BotL, and Annabeth's...angry. Because she can't get a plane back home. The Jacksons are nice enough to let her stay with them for a while, but what will happen between Annabeth and Percy when she uncovers a few of his secrets?

When Artemis visits a hospital in her capacity as goddess of childbirth, Thalia develops a fondness for a young coma victim. Upon learning that she is about to be euthanized, she petitions Artemis to intervene - but that may not be as easy as it sounds.

Fifteen years, seven months, two weeks and four days. They parted in the pouring rain with no umbrella. A kind of sequel to Great Minds Think Alike - hope you enjoy! Frederick/Athena. Rated K because it doesn't have the 'K aura'.

When Percy gets to Camp Half-Blood he meets new friends,new mosters and finds out that their will be an Olympic games at Half-Blood Hill. How will he be able to get ready for a war but win the Olympian games with his new brother and sister.

The story of when Percy discovered Percabeth. Based on a true story. not really

Percy's friends are kidnapped and it is up to him to save them. Percy is presented with a difficult choice about himself and his friends.

Tens years after Kronos is defeated, a new force is gaining strength. Almost ALL NEW CHARACTERS. REALLY COOL apparently. The first of 4 stories, all of which I still have to finish.

It's the final installment of the Percy Jackson series... and it's ending in a bang! Percy and his frineds must find the sacred land of the titans, and end the war once and for all. But his birthday draws closer... and many suprises happen on the way.

Allegra Cole's mother got kidnapped by a cult of Kronos and she was taken to Camp Half-Blood. She yearns to get claimed and save her own mother. As if being a half-blood wasn't enough some thinks she's a vampire freak.

DO NOT READ. DISCONTINUED, mainly because I- the author!- hate this. I've accidentally created a monster, and I admit it. I've been lying all along: Emma is one of the worst Mary-Sues out there. So just pass this by. Note: NOT reverse psychology here.

Thalia reflecting on Luke's betrayal. Random songfic to When It Rains by Paramore.

Once again Percy and his friends are dragged into a quest for the gods. But this time, it involves everybody. They must face the trials of death and venture to the Caucasus mountains... where death or help awaits them. My version of book 5

It’s not wise to give up on something you hold dear to you, or to lose a battle unless you are absolutely sure you’ve lost. I’ll help Luke become normal again and I’ll keep hoping for Percy. Drabble, Annabeth's POV

kornos made the telekines build a robot to kill all the children of the big three. but Nico De'angelo of the future comes back in time to save them.

Well, after going learning one of my parents is a Greek god, I figure that this summer is gonna be strange indeed. There's Drarah! You'll see. I dont own PJO but I do own my OCs. After BotL. Sequel is called "Help! I'm Trapped in a Book!" :D

Percy proposing to Annabeth. Not original or particularly brilliant, but here it goes!

We've all heard about Michael Phelps. I'd like to dig deeper. My debut for PJ&theO's, I believe.

Ya I know that no one likes these. So what, their fun to write. Review what you want, but please only flame if necessary.

Percy and Annabeth gon' get married. Check it!

I should of known something odd was going to happen after I had that dream... Re-done and re-posted

Sally Jackson first meets Poseidon, posing as a shipwrecked sailor... My first try at fanfiction

A one shot with Annabeth and Percy sharing a night under the stars