I ATE A WHOLE BOX OF CHOCOLATE COVERED EXPRESSO BEANS AND I FEEL CRAZZZZY! I SET UP THE TOBYMAC PLAYLIST SO HERE WE GO WITH SOME GOOFY CRAP!
Luke carried Bo's unconscious body to my house one night. The eldest Duke boy was getting sick of the craziest super fan ever torturing his youngest cousin every night.
"Hey!" he shouted as he pounded his fist against the door.
"Omgggggggg..." he heard from inside the house as I ran starry-eyed to the door. If Luke was there Bo couldn't be far behind, right?
"Hey, there. I understand ya wanna have yer fun, but this has gotten outta control." Luke sighed as he gestured to the unconscious Bo in his arms.
"The Duke boys? At my house?" I couldn't believe it.
"Yeah, we're here. Now will ya go on and heal him up?"
"Y-yeah, sure!" I ran back down to my room and grabbed my Mac: I'd forgotten to finish my latest chapter, and I'd left poor Bo passed out. Luke must've been going insane since 3am yesterday.
"Hurry up, he's turning blue!" Luke urged as I fumbled to sign into .
"Okay..." I mumbled as I typed 'Bo's baby blue...'
"Enough describing his dang eyes! We all know what they look like! Just let him wake up!" Luke begged.
"Okay sorry..." I muttered as I typed 'Finally, Bo responded to Luke's frantic beggings and openedd his eyes.'
"It ain't working!" Luke shouted.
"Oh, I put an extra d in opened..." I sighed as I backspaced the extra d and hit the 'save' button at the bottom of the document, causing Bo to open his eyes.
"Bo? Bo look at me..." Luke pleaded as he tapped Bo's face.
"I'm okay, Luke... what did she do to me this time?" Bo mumbled groggily.
"She fell asleep after she passed you out." Luke explained.
"I swear, it's hard being a heart throb..." Bo mumbled as he rubbed the sleep from his eyes.
"B-Bo Duke is in my h-house..." I stood staring at him, in a trance.
"Howdy." He smiled and offered me his hand to shake.
All I could do was scream and hug him.
"If ya love him so much, why the torture every night?" Luke asked me once I'd regulated myself.
"You'll never understand... you've never been a 15-year-old girl." I laughed.
"You're always saying 'if anyone hurts the Duke boys, I swear I'll kill them', but what do ya call what ya do to us every night?" Luke asked.
"Do you mind Bo? Cause I can stop?"
"Nah, it's okay." Bo smiled. "Jus tone it down a bit, and try not to leave me unconscious for too long."
"Sure, sure! ANYTHING!" I promised.
"It's nice to meet such a big fan." Luke smiled.
"THE BIGGEST!" I almost screamed.
Just then, my mom came stomping down the stairs.
"RUN!" I gestured to the General Lee that was sitting in the drive way... WAIT WHAT! THE GENERAL LEE WAS IN MY DRIVE WAY?
I watched the boys run off to the General just like I did every night at TV time. Bo slid across the roof and jumped into the driver's side, Luke taking his position riding shotgun.
"You wanna come, kiddo?" Luke asked me.
"Really?" I asked, shaking as I grabbed my boots.
"Sure, kid, c'mon!" Bo motioned.
"OMGGGGGG!" I screamed as I ran to the General. I got in right BETWEEN THE DUKE BOYS!
My old mother came marching outside just as Bo's foot met the floor. We jumped over the large oak tree that was in my driveway, and all of a sudden we were in Hazzard.
"BYE MOM!" I screamed maliciously as I left her in the dust.
...
I opened my eyes and looked up a the ceiling... the Duke farm? ugh, no. Just my boring bedroom. I'd not met Bo and Luke, I'd never been taken to Hazzard in the General Lee. I hadn't met my hero, I'd just been dreaming... TOO MANY CHOCOLATE COVERED EXPRESSO BEANS, I decided.
ok im so sorry for subjecting you to this trash lol. if you even made it to the end, i respect you lol. this was so fun, and tomorrow i'll look at it and be like, what? i made that? LOL again, im so sorry!