Author's Note:

First of all this isn't a real story, just a simple one-shot that popped into my head and I want to write it.

I won't be writing a real Fate X Jujutsu Kaisen story, because I'm busy with other projects.

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Story Title: Jujutsu Fate: The King in Black and the Great Todo (One-shot)

Plot: Tokyo Jujutsu High is a place that attracts unique and eccentric people.

The final two additions are Sukuna's Vessel and a mysterious individual named, Bruce Belmont, who appears to possess a bizarre version of Cursed Spirit Manipulation.

Hearing rumors about the new freshmen, Aoi Todo, decided to go and meet them and ask a question: What kind of girl do you like?

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Narrator's POV

Tokyo Prefectural Jujutsu High School, commonly referred to as Tokyo Jujutsu High, is one of only two jujutsu educational institutions in Japan dedicated to fostering the next generation of jujutsu sorcerers.

Tokyo Jujutsu High is a broad campus of several buildings build in a traditional Japanese architectural style, operating under the guise of a Buddhist temple.

The school building is well hidden on Tokyo's outskirts, far and high in the mountains.

Naturally, there are a lot of trees around the property to further obscure the location.

Some elements other than the buildings reflect the Buddhist theme.

There are several statues of deities, shrines, and torii gates around the campus.

There are several entrances into the school. The entire property is hidden by a protective barrier maintained by Master Tengen, who lives beneath the school in the star's underground tombs.

The school grounds include training grounds, courtyards, dormitories, and classrooms, among a variety of other amenities.

At the moment, in this institute two well-known eccentric characters are about to meet.

These two individuals are Aoi Todo and Bruce Belmont.

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Through the corridors of Tokyo Jujutsu High walks Aoi Todo.

Todo is a young Japanese boy 190 centimeters tall.

Tofo has a very defined and heavy muscular build and relatively tanned skin.

She has small black eyes and shoulder-length black hair that is tied in a bun.

One of his most notable features is the large scar that runs down the left side of his face.

Todo wears his jujutsu uniform, obviously customized to his tastes, martial arts slippers, very loose trousers that stop above the ankle with a bright blue sash wrapped around his waist.

"Where are the pinch hitters for Okkotsu?" Todo murmurs, looking around for the freaks that have attracted the attention of the entire society of sorcerers.

Todo is so caught up in his quest that he sows his Kohai, Mai Zen'in.

Once Todo finds his targets or at least a viable replacement he will unleash his inner beast.

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Almost all students of Tokyo Jujutsu High are preparing for the Kyoto Sister-School Goodwill Event.

But one of them, instead of training, is standing in front of a couple of vending machines and is talking on the phone.

This student at first glance appears like an androgynous boy of European origins.

Exactly 150 centimeters tall and has a slim and petite physique, without trained or developed muscles.

This new student has an androgynous appearance, which makes it difficult for everyone to understand whether he is a girl or a boy.

Her hair is red/orange, shoulder length tied in a side ponytail on the left side with a black hair band and cowlick.

Its light red eyes are large and round, long eyelashes and thin eyebrows of the same color.

He wears black biker boots, black jeans, a silver super-hero belt, black gloves and a dark blue hooded jacket, featuring a collar with a black sharp-tooth pattern on the front covering the mouth and a matching zipper .

Like all other school uniforms, the jacket buttons are gold in color and decorated with a spiral symbol.

This individual is Bruce Belmont, officially he is a sorcerer from Europe who possesses Cursed Spirit Manipulation; unofficially he is a sorcerer who appeared out of nowhere and was discovered by Satoru Gojo.

Unknown to everyone, this person is actually Bruce Bel Bahamut Belmont, the Last Master of Chaldea, stuck once again in his Jaula Form.

The Master of a hundred Heroic Spirits ended up in this world full of curses due to a laboratory accident, although Zelretch may be involved.

"Da Vinci, my stay in this world is acceptable, I have found many interested subjects to study." Bruce said, speaking on the phone to Da Vinci, who is in Chaldea managing the recovery operation.

"The moonlit world's local equivalent is slightly better than ours.

The upper floors are the same as ours, full of traditionalist idiots, but the lower floors are much more acceptable, some of them are nice.

The goal instead of reaching Akasha through questionable experiments is the extermination of the Curses, the local version of the demons created by the collective unconscious of humanity." Bruce tells Da Vinci what he has learned about the community of Jujutsu Sorcerers.

"The source of their power is a magical energy based on negative feelings, called Cursed Energy.

This Cursed Energy is present in all sentient beings in this world, but only those born with their brains tuned to the right wave can use Cursed Energy to perform the Cursed Techniques." Bruce explains the basic principles of Jujutsu Sorcerers' sorcery.

The phone let out a whisper that only Bruce could hear.

"Yes, this world is fixated on the word Cursed." Bruce mutters, having almost lost count of how many times he has heard the word Cursed uttered by Jujutsu Sorcerers.

" Putting aside the quirks and limitations of Jujutsu, there are some spells that interest me, especially Limitless from the Gojo Clan.

Not to mention Innate Domain and Domain Expansion, which remind me of Reality Marble, but tamer." Bruce said, a devilishly sweet smile forming on his lips.

"Even if I had a door to Earth-2126 in less than an hour, I wouldn't go there of my own free will.

I must first decipher and understand the physiological and spiritual workings of Jujutsu Sorcerers, followed by the creation of a Domain Expansion.

Finally, I want to defeat Satoru Gojo and take his Innate Technique or at least create my own personal replica." Bruce declares, explaining his goals to achieve during his stay in this world.

Bruce's ear twitches, managing to hear the sound of footsteps, as well as the presence of an above-average amount of cursed energy.

" Da Vinci, I'll call you later, someone is approaching." Bruce says, putting the phone away, then pretends he's getting something from the vending machine.

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A few moments later, Aoi Todo appeared on the scene.

The muscular giant, at the sight of one of his targets, has a small smile on his face, finally his search is over.

The androgynous boy remains impassive in the presence of the giant, paying more attention to the latina of peach tea he holds in his hands.

' The aspiring Heracles of Japan is obviously, a Jujutsu Sorcerers, third year student, but he does not belong to this school.

I have learned to recognize the energy signature of all the students and teachers in the school, he must be one of the students from Kyoto.' Bruce thinks as he turns in Todo's direction, keeping a neutral face.

"Let me guess you're a student from Kyoto and you came to see the competition." Bruce states, completely sure of his words.

"I'm just here to see if you and your friends are suitable to take Okkotsu's place." Todo proclaims, before tossing his jacket to the side.

'If I remember correctly, Maki said that Kyoto students love to torment people.' Bruce thinks, knowing that this behemoth will be a headache for him.

"That's all I want to know!" He declares Todo in a courageous voice, showing his fighting spirit.

"First of all, I only have three friends in the world and they are not from Jujutsu High School.

Second, I don't care who wins or loses in this school competition. So you can go fight Panda or Maki." Bruce said, pointing to the exit of the corridor that leads to the training field.

"Are you a coward by any chance?" Todo questions with a disgusted look, hating dealing with the faint of heart.

Without knowing it, the aspiring Jojo of Kyoto has made a grave mistake.

There are words that can break Bruce's calm and ignite a frightening fury: Half-breed, Stupid and Cowardly.

These three words are dangerous to use towards Bruce, the first can trigger an almost murderous rage.

"Don't you dare call me a coward." Bruce exclaims in an icy voice, his eyes seeming to glow predatory.

In addition to the scary look, Bruce gripped the soda can so hard that it broke.

The drink didn't spill or fall to the floor, the drink froze, forming a crude brass knuckle around Bruce's hand.

'The rumors that his cursed energy has a freezing trait are true.' Todo thinks, managing to feel how the temperature in the corridor is slowly dropping.

"I'm not afraid of fighting, in fact I love fighting, I love dueling against strong opponents to the death.

But worthy adversaries are few and far between. I don't want to waste energy on mere students, when I can chase something better." Bruce explains his rationale for his apathy towards the competition between Tokyo and Kyoto.

Todo hearing these words becomes more and more interesting to his prey.

"Who do you want to defeat?" Todo asks, curious about the white whale that Bruce wants to kill.

"I have a list of people who have caught my interest, but at the top of the list is Satoru Gojo." Bruce said, not hiding the fact that he wants to defeat the strongest living sorcerer in this world who possesses Infinity and the Six Eyes.

"If you say such words it means that you believe yourself to be very strong. Therefore I am obliged to start with you." Todo said pointing to Bruce.

'Why do I always attract crazy people and strange people?' I'm not complaining, I get to learn new things and have fun in the meantime. But they can't come when I'm not busy.' Bruce thinks, seeing that there is no way to resolve things peacefully.

Like that's an option with Todo.

"You're Belmont, the guy with Cursed Spirit Manipulation, right?" He asks Todo, wanting to be sure who he's about to fight.

" Yes, I'm Bruce Belmont and my magic trick works similarly to Cursed Spirit Manipulation, but I'm not related to Suguru Geto." Bruce responds, underlining that he has no ties to the terrorist who caused countless damage to the community of Jujutsu Sorcerers.

An extremist with genocidal plans uses monsters as his primary weapon, then everyone with a similar technique is watched.

After receiving confirmation of his opponent's identity, Todo became serious and asked a vitally important question.

"What kind of girl do you like?!" Todo asks out loud.

Bruce tilts his head slightly and shows a rare look of confusion.

"Of all the questions I've been asked in my life, this one makes the top ten strangest." Bruce murmurs, starting to see a certain resemblance between Todo and Bang Shishigami, both are corpulent men with a few wheels out of place, the wrong wheel.

"Depending on your answer, I'll beat you half right here, and drag Okkotsu, or at least the third year, to the trading event." Todo said with a maniacal smile as he slowly raises both hands to chest height.

Then, he firmly grabs his shirt and tears it completely to shreds, showing off his muscular physique.

' 'Is it a bad sign if I find this guy's style funny?' Bruce thinks, feeling like he's watching a big dog doing tricks.

"By the way, my type is a tall woman with a big ass!" She declares Todo proudly as she assumes a battle stance.

"If you insist so much, then I will fight you. But I will not talk about my taste in women with you, my mothers have told me several times not to talk about certain sensitive topics with strangers." Bruce said, having learned after much discussion to keep his mouth shut.

For a moment, Todo doesn't respond, as his gaze would remain fixed on Bruce.

" Third year at Kyoto School, Aoi Todo. Presentation finished." Todo said, making introductions.

"We're friends now, right?

Now try to answer, if you prefer men, that's fine too." Todo said with a smile, appearing open-minded.

"Do you want me to tell you about my tastes in women and men, are you sure?" Bruce asks, looking ready to play Todo's strange game.

Heracles claim of Japan nods heartily.

"I warn you, I'm a complicated person with tastes that are quite difficult to describe, it might take a while." Bruce said, crossing his arms, pretty sure her answer will be a long one.

"A person's fetishes reflect everything about them. People with boring taste in women are boring people themselves." Todo said in a proud voice, not showing an ounce of shame.

"And I hate boring men!" He shouted Todo with such intensity that a small gust of wind began to ruffle his hair.

"I agree with you, Big Kyoto, boredom is poison." Bruce responds with a serious voice, admitting that he agrees with Todo on one topic.

"The exchange event is where my soul can be free as blood boils and flesh collides.

Who knows what I could do if my last trading event ended up boring me?" Todo said with a smile as he brings his hands back into a fighting stance.

"Answer me, Belmont. What kind of woman is your type?" She asked Todo once again, only this time with more poise.

Bruce closes his eyes and keeps his arms crossed, seeming to concentrate as if he were faced with a puzzle to solve.

"If we talk about women as a normal individual, instead of an heir, things become simpler, because I don't have to take into account social statuses, economic statuses, magical inheritance and bloodlines." Bruce said, deciding to set aside his responsibilities as heir for this conversation.

"Personally I don't have a very precise idea of the physical traits someone should have to attract my interest.

Witch or non-human, skin color, hair or eye color, breast size, butt size. None of these things interest me." Bruce said in an apathetic voice, keeping his eyes closed, uninterested in the traits he listed.

Todo remains impassive, but his eyes seem ready to cry.

"But it's about the soul, things are completely different." Bruce said in a more energetic voice, opening his eyes.

"If it's a mature woman, I want a warrior woman, capable of making me bleed and breaking my own bones.

A fearless, determined, self-confident woman with an unshakable will, skilled in the use of weapons, especially swords or spears.

In short, a goddess of war, comparable to Scáthach, Queen of the Land of Shadows." Bruce expresses quite clearly what he wants to find in a woman older than himself.

"If it's an immature girl, I want a witch, with a kind soul and the ability to make me smile.

A girl who wants to learn all kinds of magic, capable of holding a conversation with me about the more complex aspects of magic.

If he were a little nerdy and had some artistic interests it wouldn't be bad. After all, magic is a unique combination of art and science." Bruce expresses quite clearly what he wants to find in a girl younger than himself.

"If female warriors and witches are not allowed, then I choose an idol with a personality that fits into the two categories." Bruce said, also bringing up the third option, the most normal one.

"Do you like idols?" Todo whispered in an incredulous voice, not knowing any other idol-loving Jujutsu Sorcerers.

" If there were no witches and warrior women in the world, then I would only have eyes for idols, but elite idols with real talent who put in 100% effort.

The grace of their movements, the colorful costumes, the melodious voices, all this and more, makes my heart beat like the sight of a witch performing an anti-fortress spell or a warrior woman beheading an archdemon!" Bruce declares with a serious voice, as if it were

Bruce's final response provoked a reaction from Todo.

The giant raises his head towards the ceiling and a tear runs down the right side of his face.

At that moment, Todo's bizarre mind was flooded with memories that didn't exist.

Memories centered on a schoolyard fight with an androgynous boy.

By the end of the fight between two students, a first year and a senior, the two of them have become friends, sharing their love for idols and other stuff that only Todo can imagine.

"We two are Senpai and Kohai!" Todo shouts, sprinting forward at an inhuman speed, leaving a deadly punch to the head.

Bruce, anticipating the giant's attack, moves his head a few centimeters, barely avoiding Todo's attack.

"Predictable!" Bruce exclaims, landing a lightning right under Todo's jaw.

Bruce's right fist is still covered in frozen peach tea, granting extra strength.

SMASH!

CRACK!

The ice sheet breaks into hundreds of pieces upon impact.

A normal person would have had their entire jaw destroyed, but for a Jujutsu Sorcerers like Todo, it's nothing serious.

"As you might expect from my Kohai, you have a killer punch!" Todo exclaims, throwing a kick to counterattack Bruce.

The Last Master of Chaldea who pretends to be a Jujutsu Sorcerers performs a backward jump, manages to dodge Todo's kick and put distance between the two.

"Small, cute, fast and agile, no wonder you were popular with the second and third year girls." Exclaims Todo, assuming his ranking fighting stance.

"Last thing before I beat the shit out of you, I'm demisexual and you don't fit into the type of guys that attract my interest, in fact you are the opposite of my ideal of male beauty." Bruce said, feeling compelled to say this sentence.

After these words, the fake Jujutsu Sorcerers raises the hood of his jacket, completely obscuring his face, leaving only a pair of red eyes to be seen.

"I like your spirit. If you manage to defeat, I'll give you one of my tickets to the autograph session complete with Takada-chan's handshake." Todo declares, promising Bruce a reward if he can beat him.

"I don't need a prize, I'm happy with a good fight and the demonstration of an effective Cursed Technique." Bruce said, keeping his gaze on Todo as he uses his magic to summon two creatures.

A large black panther with red eyes appeared as if by magic to Bruce's right, while a mutant ferret-like creature appeared around his neck.

" Don't worry, I'm not the kind of boring man who could hold back facing his Kohai !" Todo declares, starting to run towards his opponent.

The black panther throws himself at Todo, while Bruce pulls a retractable staff from the ferret's mouth.

"Let's see which will give way first, your body or the foundation of the building?" Bruce asks, lashing out with his monsters against Todo.

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Several hours later.

Aoi Todo and Bruce Belmont are in the heart of Tokyo, both dressed in civilian outfits.

The great Todo has a face full of plasters and smells like burnt hair.

Next to Todo is Bruce who is reading a Shōnen Manga about shamans, a great irony.

Both enemies/friends (?) are in a row full of fans of a certain idol.

'For once in my life I'm unhappy about winning a fight, collapsing a building and starting a fire.' Bruce thinks, not too happy to stand in line to get the autograph and shakes the hand of Todo's favorite idol.

" Kohai, ten more minutes and we could meet in person, Takada-chan!" Todo exclaims in a cheerful voice, pulling Bruce into a bear hug.

' Yugi, during the school event I'll pass you this giant, I won't be the only one to have exclusivity like Todo's friends.' Bruce thinks, not wanting to be the only one to "benefit" from Todo's bizarre friendship.

Much later, this friend/enemy duo would also be joined by a certain pink-haired boy who shares Todo's tastes in women.