Roger woke up, his guitar in hand.

Why was he cuddling his guitar in his sleep?

Roger looked at his guitar lovingly and got the urge

Oh, that's why it was in his hand

He kissed his guitar, licking his tongue over the strings

Ahhhh~

That's when he heard the awful knocking

MIMI THAT FUCKING WHORE

Mimi came in, saying "Take me out tonight~"

NO

Roger yelled back "Who do you think you are? BARGING IN ON ME AND MY GUITAR!~