Disclaimer: First Chapter
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It was awkward.

"Seriously Ruby, why are you the only one that doesn't have a problem with Team Night... aren't they all just... kind of freaks?" Yang asked her younger sister, while they showered in stalls right next to each other. They were all using the form showers after a Team Combo training session. They were developing team combination techniques to let them beat Team Night in a fight during class.

They were about to have classes where it would be 2 on 2.

Not to mention in not too long the Vytal Festival was coming up, and with that it meant a tournament of all of the best teams who were participating. For them to be ready, they were going to need to be at their best.

Round 1 was Full Team on Full Team.
Round 2 was 2 on 2 matches.
Round 3 was 1 fighter from each team going at it until there was a winner.

They had 4 untouchable students in their own school, and as it stood 3 of those people were on the same damn team.

"Why do you hate them all so much?"

"Yor broke one of my ribs... Naruto touched my hair, Trevor Belmont... Trevor Belmont... Yor has way bigger boobs than me, Naruto's hair is a brighter gold than mine AND it looks softer... and Trevor Belmont... Trevor... Yor is stronger than I am... Naruto is so fluffy, but I will never be able to touch his tails... I can't stand them." Yang gripped her fist and grabbed her breasts with her other hand. She couldn't believe that the entire team. "... and Illya is a little bitch." Yang finished when she realized that she didn't mention Illya.

Ruby's didn't have a comment on that.

"... Blake... why do... what issues do you have with Team Night?"

"Yor is powerful, and while I hate how she keeps beating me... I have no real issue with her. Naruto is... I don't actually hate him, I'm just bitter he keeps winning... actually... I think he's kind of cute. Trevor Belmont... Trevor Belmont." Blake whispered in a hiss. Her pupils narrowed to slits, and she pushed both of her hands against the wall as the water ran over her head.

"Seriously... what did Trevor do?" Ruby asked in so much confusion.

"I'm not saying it out loud."

"Honestly, I only have an issue with Trevor and Illya... Illya is a real piece of work. Do you see the way she looks at everyone around her, like we are less than her."

"She's a sociopath... she's an absolute sociopath, and doesn't care about morals. She would do anything if it meant getting what she wanted. She is actually evil." Weiss answered for Blake, as for why she got the feeling from her. "... She blackmailed me and my family... and one of her demands was that my little brother be castrated. She is a wicked, evil, little... and to make it worse, she is actually a genius... give her 100 lien, and she can turn it into 100,000 lien in a few days." Weiss punched the wall.

There was a silence.

"... Your brother was... what?" Ruby didn't know what the word she said meant.

"... Wow... actually... I kind of feel sorry for Naruto and Yor, having to be on the same team as her. If she is that much of a little horror to Weiss, imagine how she is to them. Yor is a big weirdo, and Naruto is kind of... weird too... but they seem like good people." Yang suddenly felt very sorry for about half of Team Night, because she was sure that that small girl would have some kind of dirt on them by now.

Blake covered her mouth in horror.

"What blackmail does she have on..."

"She forced me to strip naked, and she took pictures... she threatened to spread them everywhere if my father didn't obey her demands. Then... when my father tried to get revenge on her, and report her to General Ironwood... she made friends with General Ironwood by talking military strategy with him. She has the entire Atlas Council eating out of the palm of her hand."

"The fuck!? Illya!?"

'Not even Weiss deserves that.' Blake felt actual sympathy for Weiss after she heard that.

"She's horrible, we have to warn Naruto and Yor about her... they are in the same room as her, she could do... wait... aren't you also worried about Trevor too?" Ruby asked her sister and Blake, both of who shook their heads.

"Who cares what happened to the faunus boy, I mean... how did he lose his arm. Blake, you give him looks all the time too. I might think he is cute, but even you have to admit he is super weird, even by faunus standards. Who cares... well..." Weiss stopped, and she didn't even notice that Blake was glaring death at her. "... I guess... not even a faunus deserves to be around Illya, even a weird one like him."

Ruby broke out into a run.

"Narutoooooooooo-"

-Outside the Showers-

"-ooooooooooooo-"

"What was that?" Trevor asked as he walked towards the locker rooms and the showers, with his towel slung over his shoulders, and a change of clothes under his arm. The locker room was unisex, but the showers were seperated into two rooms by sex.

"Ruby, wait up!"

"... What?" Trevor asked with a stunned look when he saw Yang following after the blur that just ran passed him. Yang was running with a full sprint, butt naked down the halls as she tried to wrap a towel around herself, and she was holding another towel in her hands that belonged to Ruby no doubt.

"Yang!" Blake, with a towel actually wrapped around her, chased after Yang.

Blake kicked Trevor in the face as she passed by him, and she tried to make it look like an accident.

"Hey! Just because you kicked me, doesn't make me forget the fact that you are sporting a nicely trimmed bush... bushy girl!" Trevor took offense to getting kicked. He looked towards the direction of the showers, expecting to see Weiss running out naked like the rest of her teammates. Instead, he was greeted to the sight of Weiss, still wet but dressed in her normal clothes, walking at a brisk pace.

The girl had rushed to put her clothes on.

"What are you staring at?" Weiss asked him with a nasty tone to her voice.

"... Your... remarkable beauty and grace, my queen."

"I can hear the sarcasm... just be on your way." Weiss passed by the sarcastic Trevor.

-In Team Night's Room-

"-oooooooooo!"

The door BURST open as Ruby rammed into their room at full speed, rolling naked across the room in a panic. Illya fell off of her bed in shock, feet sticking in the air, and she wasn't the only one who was shocked. Naruto had jumped straight up and hit the top of his head on the ceiling. Yor blinked in confusion, and just had her hand on her chest.

"Naruto! Yor! Naruto! Where is Trevor... NARUTO! You're teammate Illya is an evil sociopath! She collects nudes and blackmails people, she's super evil and you need to be careful!" Ruby ran up to Naruto and hugged him. Yor's jaw dropped when she finally noticed that Ruby was butt naked, and covered in water.

"What the..." Naruto slowly had it dawn on him.

"Ruby! You forgot your towel in the showaAAAAA!" Yang came into the room and tripped over the broken door, hitting the floor with her own towel slipping off. Yor was so confused that she just covered her mouth with her hands, while Illya fully recovered and just looked at a naked Ruby and a naked Yang in their rooms.

Illya started to take pictures while also recording it.

A good moment was not to be wasted.

"Yang, you can't ru-" Blake tripped over Yang, who grabbed the hem of her towel and stripped her naked. Blake tripped and couldn't get her balance, before she started to fall right out of the open window.

Naruto grabbed onto Blake by the wrist and wrapped his other arm around Ruby.

"I gotcha... what is going on?" Naruto was so confused as he had his arms wrapped around a naked Blake AND Ruby.

"Illya is evil!"

"Yep, I'm evil incarnate... you caught me." Illya stated as she zoomed in on all of the naked asses in the room. Yor came up behind Illya and just took her scroll out of her hand, before she ended the recording. Naruto stared at Illya, before he took his own shirt off and forced it onto Ruby's body.

"What are... oh... oh." Ruby blushed her namesake right then when she realized she gave Naruto a free show of her body. Naruto held his hand up and covered his own view of Blake's body, and Blake quickly moved to grab her towel out of Yang's hands. Said girl was quickly standing up to wrap her towel around herself as well.

Weiss walked into the room.

"Are... you guys all insane... did... well I guess you're sane, you didn't break into our room naked." Naruto nodded to Weiss, who scoffed and ignored him in favor of glaring at Illya. "... What did you do Illya?" Naruto asked as he looked at his team loli.

Illya smiled.

"I'm just your super cute and innocent Illya... what do you mean?"

"Okay, not helpful... Ruby, what did Illya do?" Naruto asked Ruby.

Ruby opened her mouth, before she went silent when she saw the look on Illya's face... and Illya looked straight at Weiss. She looked between Weiss and Illya, before she figured out that she couldn't say anything as well.

"I... can't say."

"What is going on here, this... is extremely indecent. You three were just... naked moments ago." Yor had other problems with what was going on.

"I just told them that Illya used to... ding-dong-ditch my family home a lot when we were kids... that is it. Ruby overreacted." Weiss made up a lie with ease as she looked at Illya. "... and you..." Weiss sucked in a breath as she looked at Yor, before she looked at Naruto. "... you're... looking... handsome I guess. Shirtless is a good look for you. You're as beautiful as always Yor... if I was as beautiful as you two... I wouldn't be..." Weiss grit her teeth as she made eye contact with the smirking Illya.

"Illya... make a promise to me right now... whatever you did to cause these girls to panic like this... promise me you won't do it again." Naruto rubbed the bridge of his nose.

"No."

"Okay then, I'll make a trade... I'll promise you something if you make the promise." Naruto deadpanned.

Illya plucked her hairs, before she turned them into familiars that picked up her bed.

Her familiars flung her bed out the window.

"Deal, you let me sleep in bed with you, and I will delete all the blackmail that I had on Weiss." Illya promised.

"Blackmail!? Illya, you had blackmail on Weiss!?" Yor was stunned.

Not that stunned.

"Deal, you can sleep in bed with me... I don't know why you would want that, but fine. Now... if you will excuse... are you girls going to go back to your room or not?" Naruto asked team RWBY.

There was an awkward silence.

"... Don't tell anyone you saw us naked."

"Why does it even matter if he saw you naked... I'm 10 times more beautiful than you girls, and he sees me naked all the time when I change in front of him." Illya didn't see the issue. The only thing they all had on her way bigger boobs. She was confident that she was prettier than they were by a long shot.

All eyes were on Naruto.

"To be fair... we do share a room, so please don't glare at him." Yor tried to stop everyone from glaring at Naruto.

Naruto sighed.

"Illya is a pervert, so she doesn't care who sees her naked. Still... I'm pretty sure you guys better get going, because the sound of you breaking my door... will attract people, and none of you have your scrolls... so you should probably run back to the showers now." Naruto gave them some advice.

There were blushes all around.

Naruto grabbed more of his shirts and tossed them to the girls.

He looked away to give them comfort.

Once they were out of the room, Naruto sighed in relief, before he looked at Illya.

"... On a scale from 1 to 10... how bad is the blackmail you have on Weiss?"

"8... 9... 7... it is a 7. It could be worse, I'll show you her nudes later before I delete them."

"That is indecent." Yor stated as she sighed with Naruto.

"Illya is indecent." Naruto agreed with Yor, but reminded her that this was just how Illya was. The only reason he wasn't absolutely livid, was because he had experience dealing with people who used blackmail... blackmail was one of the talents of a ninja, and he was trained in making use of it, even if he never personally used blackmail to get what he wanted. Illya having lewd blackmail made sense.

Illya was lewd.

It was important to NEVER forget her nature as a little semen demon.

...

"Did Blake wear her bow into the showers, because her bow was wet." Illya pointed out after a moment, and both other teammates thought back on it.

Why was Blake wearing her bow in the shower?

Chapter End!
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