On Earth, there is a subspecies of human known as homo-magi. But most people call them wizards and witches. And one of the most famous wizards in modern history is Rose Potter, the Girl who Lived. Most, if not all magical people have heard the tale: Lord Voldemort attacked the Potter family at Godric's Hollow, Voldemort left the parents stunned but alive to deal with them later and he proceeded to the nursery to kill Rose and her slightly older brother, Harry.
But instead of dying, one of the children deflected the killing curse back onto Voldemort, causing an explosion. Eventually, the great Albus Dumbledore arrived on the scene and he, along with the recently awakened Lily and James Potter discovered one child, their daughter Rose. The story ends with the Potter family living happily ever after. Nobody ever thought about what happened to little baby Harry.
On Pandora, most people have a few screws loose, some more than others. But for a lot of those people, they have more screws loose than they do screws tightened. No one quite embodies this idea more than the man known as Krieg. This mass of rage and abdominal muscles is referred to as the Psycho with a Conscience. The reason being is that he has dissociative identity disorder, and while his dominant side is the psycho, what's left of his sanity became the psycho's conscience.
After years roaming around Pandora, Krieg had eventually met a woman named Maya. Maya is a Vault Hunter and a Siren, who changed Krieg's life. Krieg met Maya at a train station, and after a misunderstanding, Krieg and Maya helped each other after a Rat ambush, and Krieg decided that he would follow the "Pretty Lady" for as long as she would appreciate his company.
A while later, that same day, Krieg and Maya met other Vault Hunters. Axton was a former DAHL commando seeking glory, Salvador was a gun-loving Pandoran native looking for some fun, Zer0 was an assassin creating his masterpiece, and Gaige was a barely adult roboteer hoping for a new start.
But we all know that story too. Let's listen to a new one.
Krieg was having a tea party with his fellow Vault Hunters and their host Tiny Tina, a 13 year old with a love of crumpets, bunnies, and explosives.
"Hey amigo, you gonna chow down or what?" Salvador asked.
Krieg looked at his gunzerking companion and said "YOU MAKE ME VOMIT! HAHAHAHAHA!" Everyone looked at Maya, the only person able to understand Krieg's ramblings.
"He said 'no'." she said, answering the unasked question.
"Well it's not like he's able to eat anything with his mask on." Gaige stated.
Axton gave his piece and asked "Hey, you guys ever wonder what he looks like under that thing?"
"No" stated Zer0.
"Nope" said Gaige.
"Not once ever." spoke Salvador.
Tina arrived with more tea and said "Do any of us really care what he looks like in the first place?"
A quick silence fell over the group before Axton said what they were all thinking.
"Nah, guess not."
All of a sudden, Krieg fell over, clutching his chest, grunting in pain. Everyone else approached the Psycho to see if he was okay. But before anyone could say anything, everyone was suddenly transported to a planet unknown to any of them, bar one.
In case it wasn't obvious this is my first attempt at writing fanfiction. Please leave reviews and keep all criticism constructive.