p style="line-height: 1.7em; font-family: 'Bradley Hand ITC'; margin: 0px 0px 1.05em; color: #9de0ac; font-size: 13px; background-color: #000000; clear: none !important; border-color: #3c3d44 !important;"For America, it started out like any other World Meeting week. He got up extra-early ( he's on EST and it's 2 am) so that he could make breakfast for all the states. Only Alaska and Hawaii were still up because of their time zones. They were playing Uno. "Good 'morning', dad," Hawaii said. Alaska grinned and put down a Wild plus four card. Hawaii put down a Wild plus four card in return. Alaska gasped in pure betrayal. It was Hawaii's turn to grin this time, but when she saw the bigger state's sly smile, she immediately frowned. Alaska put down two more plus four cards. Hawaii groaned and drew 16 cards before sighing and flopping onto her back dramatically. /p
p style="line-height: 1.7em; font-family: 'Bradley Hand ITC'; margin: 1.05em 0px; color: #9de0ac; font-size: 13px; background-color: #000000; clear: none !important; border-color: #3c3d44 !important;"America chuckled. He finished the 56 different breakfasts he had been making and fixed his camouflage tie. "Do I look okay?" Alaska just nodded. Hawaii glanced at him and gave him a thumbs up. America hopped into the car and drove off. He got to his destination pretty quickly. He ran into the building at the last minute. "United States of America, you are 36 seconds late," UN said. "UN, it's just 36 seconds!" NATO said. UN sighed. "Fine. I'll leave it. But only because you're less than a minute late." Everyone else knew otherwise. They all knew that UN had feelings for NATO. With that, they started the meeting. /p
p style="line-height: 1.7em; font-family: 'Bradley Hand ITC'; margin: 1.05em 0px; color: #9de0ac; font-size: 13px; background-color: #000000; clear: none !important; border-color: #3c3d44 !important;""America. USA. United States. UNITED STATES OF AMERICA!" UN said. The country previously named jerked up. Out of his bag, he had a fire extinguisher in the span of a few seconds. "What is it?" He said, looking for any fires. Across the table, Russia laughed at the elder countries' confuzzledness. America sprayed him with the fire extinguisher. That shut the younger country up. "It's your turn," NATO said, gesturing towards the podium. America retrieved his briefcase and hurried up to the podium. "So, I was thinking for the Global Warming thing, that we could use green hydrogen…" /p
p style="line-height: 1.7em; font-family: 'Bradley Hand ITC'; margin: 1.05em 0px; color: #9de0ac; font-size: 13px; background-color: #000000; clear: none !important; border-color: #3c3d44 !important;"Finally, the meeting was over. That was exactly right when he got a call from one of his many children. "Uh, dad? We've got a Case ROOFE (Ran Out Of Fire Extinguishers)," Texas said. America practically teleported to the parking lot. He jumped into the green FJ Toyota, tossing his briefcase into the passenger seat. He unbuttoned his suit to reveal a long sleeve black dress shirt. He put his seatbelt on and went as fast as the speed limit would allow (about five over) back to his house. He got out of his car and used the fire extinguishers on most of the western states. He went upstairs to change his clothes then went downstairs to help Alaska calm the states down. /p
p style="line-height: 1.7em; font-family: 'Bradley Hand ITC'; margin: 1.05em 0px; color: #9de0ac; font-size: 13px; background-color: #000000; clear: none !important; border-color: #3c3d44 !important;"Florida and Texas were wrestling and a lot of the states were cheering them on. Oregon and New Mexico were sleeping in a pile with Indiana. Illinois was.. Doing whatever Illinoisans like to do. /p
p style="line-height: 1.7em; font-family: 'Bradley Hand ITC'; margin: 1.05em 0px; color: #9de0ac; font-size: 13px; background-color: #000000; clear: none !important; border-color: #3c3d44 !important;"Alaska was trying to calm the other states down, but Florida commanded alligators on him. Alaska summoned moose out of nowhere, then refocused on his previous goal. He grabbed Texas and cringed from the warmth. Texas wasn't happy, but he didn't fight Alaska. Then Rhode Island, Delaware, and Connecticut tumbled out of the vents, wrestling for control or something over something. Idaho caught the falling wrestling jumble and threw it at Puerto Rico, who panicked and tossed it between his hands before throwing it at Guam, who in turn, threw it at America. America pulled the wrestling jumble apart. "Now, what are you three fighting over?" America asked. /p
p style="line-height: 1.7em; font-family: 'Bradley Hand ITC'; margin: 1.05em 0px; color: #9de0ac; font-size: 13px; background-color: #000000; clear: none !important; border-color: #3c3d44 !important;"All three states shrugged. They didn't know either. The U.S. Virgin Islands cut in. "I think they were fighting over the last spoonful of coconut ice cream. Just then, Samoa (American Samoa) was dragged over by Mariana (Northern Mariana Islands) and Maryland. They were followed by Maine, Massachusetts and Mississippi. "We found this one eating the last bite of coconut ice cream," Montana said, following the other states. America sighed. This was all over the last bite of coconut ice cream? "What's even so good about coconut ice cream?" Kentucky asked. At least half the states gasped. "What's so good about it? It's the best ice cream flavor!" California said. Arkansas countered this statement. "Second best! Strawberry coconut is best!" Georgia countered these counter statements with another counter statement. "Third best! First is peach, second is chocolate peach!"/p
p style="line-height: 1.7em; font-family: 'Bradley Hand ITC'; margin: 1.05em 0px; color: #9de0ac; font-size: 13px; background-color: #000000; clear: none !important; border-color: #3c3d44 !important;"Kansas was about to counter this statement, but America stopped him. "I'm going to go cook dinner, so you kids can play organized games such as Go Fish, Uno, and BlackJack." America walked into the kitchen. He wasn't going to be able to deal with the states' bullshit on his own for too much longer. When all the states had finally eaten and gotten to bed, America plopped down into his chair and leaned back. If he knew his states, the rest of World Conference week would be just like this. On the couch, Alaska and Texas were cuddling. America sighed. No more screaming states, no more fires, no more nothing, just sleep. He checked on all the states. Alabama and Arizona were on their respective sides of the room./p
p style="line-height: 1.7em; font-family: 'Bradley Hand ITC'; margin: 1.05em 0px; color: #9de0ac; font-size: 13px; background-color: #000000; clear: none !important; border-color: #3c3d44 !important;"Colorado was on their bed and Iowa was on his beanbag. Louisiana and Michigan were sprawled out on their respective mattresses. Minnesota and Missouri were sprawled out on each others' mattresses. Nebraska and Nevada were in a pile on Nevada's bed. New Hampshire was sitting on his beanbag with New Jersey on his lap. New York and North Carolina had both fallen asleep on New York's office chair. America winced. He couldn't imagine that being comfortable. North Dakota and Pennsylvania were literally sleeping on the ground in a pile. Ohio and Oklahoma were sleeping in Oklahoma's hammock. Oregon, New Mexico, Illinois and Indiana were sleeping on the other couch. South Dakota and South Carolina were sleeping like Egyptians. Which is weird. Tennessee was sleep walking while carrying a sleeping Utah on his back. How that was possible, America didn't know. Vermont and Virginia had been typing, but they'd fallen asleep at their desks. Washington and West Virginia had fallen asleep playing a video game. Wisconsin and Wyoming had passed out while dancing. /p
p style="line-height: 1.7em; font-family: 'Bradley Hand ITC'; margin: 1.05em 0px; color: #9de0ac; font-size: 13px; background-color: #000000; clear: none !important; border-color: #3c3d44 !important;"The territories were in a pile on the dog's bed. Will, who was the dog, was sleeping in the cat tree. The cat was sleeping on top of the dog. America plopped into his bed at around eleven pm. It had been an exhausting day for America. He yawned. He couldn't wait for the week to be over, but it was only Monday. Poor America. He would have to do this all again the next day. /p
p style="line-height: 1.7em; font-family: 'Bradley Hand ITC'; margin: 1.05em 0px; color: #9de0ac; font-size: 13px; background-color: #000000; clear: none !important; border-color: #3c3d44 !important;"America chuckled. He finished the 56 different breakfasts he had been making and fixed his camouflage tie. "Do I look okay?" Alaska just nodded. Hawaii glanced at him and gave him a thumbs up. America hopped into the car and drove off. He got to his destination pretty quickly. He ran into the building at the last minute. "United States of America, you are 36 seconds late," UN said. "UN, it's just 36 seconds!" NATO said. UN sighed. "Fine. I'll leave it. But only because you're less than a minute late." Everyone else knew otherwise. They all knew that UN had feelings for NATO. With that, they started the meeting. /p
p style="line-height: 1.7em; font-family: 'Bradley Hand ITC'; margin: 1.05em 0px; color: #9de0ac; font-size: 13px; background-color: #000000; clear: none !important; border-color: #3c3d44 !important;""America. USA. United States. UNITED STATES OF AMERICA!" UN said. The country previously named jerked up. Out of his bag, he had a fire extinguisher in the span of a few seconds. "What is it?" He said, looking for any fires. Across the table, Russia laughed at the elder countries' confuzzledness. America sprayed him with the fire extinguisher. That shut the younger country up. "It's your turn," NATO said, gesturing towards the podium. America retrieved his briefcase and hurried up to the podium. "So, I was thinking for the Global Warming thing, that we could use green hydrogen…" /p
p style="line-height: 1.7em; font-family: 'Bradley Hand ITC'; margin: 1.05em 0px; color: #9de0ac; font-size: 13px; background-color: #000000; clear: none !important; border-color: #3c3d44 !important;"Finally, the meeting was over. That was exactly right when he got a call from one of his many children. "Uh, dad? We've got a Case ROOFE (Ran Out Of Fire Extinguishers)," Texas said. America practically teleported to the parking lot. He jumped into the green FJ Toyota, tossing his briefcase into the passenger seat. He unbuttoned his suit to reveal a long sleeve black dress shirt. He put his seatbelt on and went as fast as the speed limit would allow (about five over) back to his house. He got out of his car and used the fire extinguishers on most of the western states. He went upstairs to change his clothes then went downstairs to help Alaska calm the states down. /p
p style="line-height: 1.7em; font-family: 'Bradley Hand ITC'; margin: 1.05em 0px; color: #9de0ac; font-size: 13px; background-color: #000000; clear: none !important; border-color: #3c3d44 !important;"Florida and Texas were wrestling and a lot of the states were cheering them on. Oregon and New Mexico were sleeping in a pile with Indiana. Illinois was.. Doing whatever Illinoisans like to do. /p
p style="line-height: 1.7em; font-family: 'Bradley Hand ITC'; margin: 1.05em 0px; color: #9de0ac; font-size: 13px; background-color: #000000; clear: none !important; border-color: #3c3d44 !important;"Alaska was trying to calm the other states down, but Florida commanded alligators on him. Alaska summoned moose out of nowhere, then refocused on his previous goal. He grabbed Texas and cringed from the warmth. Texas wasn't happy, but he didn't fight Alaska. Then Rhode Island, Delaware, and Connecticut tumbled out of the vents, wrestling for control or something over something. Idaho caught the falling wrestling jumble and threw it at Puerto Rico, who panicked and tossed it between his hands before throwing it at Guam, who in turn, threw it at America. America pulled the wrestling jumble apart. "Now, what are you three fighting over?" America asked. /p
p style="line-height: 1.7em; font-family: 'Bradley Hand ITC'; margin: 1.05em 0px; color: #9de0ac; font-size: 13px; background-color: #000000; clear: none !important; border-color: #3c3d44 !important;"All three states shrugged. They didn't know either. The U.S. Virgin Islands cut in. "I think they were fighting over the last spoonful of coconut ice cream. Just then, Samoa (American Samoa) was dragged over by Mariana (Northern Mariana Islands) and Maryland. They were followed by Maine, Massachusetts and Mississippi. "We found this one eating the last bite of coconut ice cream," Montana said, following the other states. America sighed. This was all over the last bite of coconut ice cream? "What's even so good about coconut ice cream?" Kentucky asked. At least half the states gasped. "What's so good about it? It's the best ice cream flavor!" California said. Arkansas countered this statement. "Second best! Strawberry coconut is best!" Georgia countered these counter statements with another counter statement. "Third best! First is peach, second is chocolate peach!"/p
p style="line-height: 1.7em; font-family: 'Bradley Hand ITC'; margin: 1.05em 0px; color: #9de0ac; font-size: 13px; background-color: #000000; clear: none !important; border-color: #3c3d44 !important;"Kansas was about to counter this statement, but America stopped him. "I'm going to go cook dinner, so you kids can play organized games such as Go Fish, Uno, and BlackJack." America walked into the kitchen. He wasn't going to be able to deal with the states' bullshit on his own for too much longer. When all the states had finally eaten and gotten to bed, America plopped down into his chair and leaned back. If he knew his states, the rest of World Conference week would be just like this. On the couch, Alaska and Texas were cuddling. America sighed. No more screaming states, no more fires, no more nothing, just sleep. He checked on all the states. Alabama and Arizona were on their respective sides of the room./p
p style="line-height: 1.7em; font-family: 'Bradley Hand ITC'; margin: 1.05em 0px; color: #9de0ac; font-size: 13px; background-color: #000000; clear: none !important; border-color: #3c3d44 !important;"Colorado was on their bed and Iowa was on his beanbag. Louisiana and Michigan were sprawled out on their respective mattresses. Minnesota and Missouri were sprawled out on each others' mattresses. Nebraska and Nevada were in a pile on Nevada's bed. New Hampshire was sitting on his beanbag with New Jersey on his lap. New York and North Carolina had both fallen asleep on New York's office chair. America winced. He couldn't imagine that being comfortable. North Dakota and Pennsylvania were literally sleeping on the ground in a pile. Ohio and Oklahoma were sleeping in Oklahoma's hammock. Oregon, New Mexico, Illinois and Indiana were sleeping on the other couch. South Dakota and South Carolina were sleeping like Egyptians. Which is weird. Tennessee was sleep walking while carrying a sleeping Utah on his back. How that was possible, America didn't know. Vermont and Virginia had been typing, but they'd fallen asleep at their desks. Washington and West Virginia had fallen asleep playing a video game. Wisconsin and Wyoming had passed out while dancing. /p
p style="line-height: 1.7em; font-family: 'Bradley Hand ITC'; margin: 1.05em 0px; color: #9de0ac; font-size: 13px; background-color: #000000; clear: none !important; border-color: #3c3d44 !important;"The territories were in a pile on the dog's bed. Will, who was the dog, was sleeping in the cat tree. The cat was sleeping on top of the dog. America plopped into his bed at around eleven pm. It had been an exhausting day for America. He yawned. He couldn't wait for the week to be over, but it was only Monday. Poor America. He would have to do this all again the next day. /p