Hurricane Neddy a hurricane destroys Ned's house so everyone in the neighbourhood tries to rebuild it but they end up making it into a surreal monstrosity with twisting corridors and a very small door etc. Ned is so annoyed he loses his temper with everyone.
Feeling bad he submits himself to the local mental hospital where we find out he wasn't always perfect Flanders.
Plot
Homer is outside in his hammock with a glass of lemon juice on his stomach with a straw pointing towards him so he can lazily drink it without having to get up. However a strong wind blows his straw so it has moved and he can't get to it in his sleep. He makes kissing sounds at the air and whines.
"Whooooo!" said Marge as her hair blew about in the wind as she put washing on the line, or bought it in.
She saw Homer kissing the air trying to get his straw.
"Mmmmmmm!" Marge was in a romantic mood and snogged him in his sleep. He woke with a start but continued snogging her.
Marge broke off so he could breath. "Honey I was trying to sip my lemonade..." Homer moaned.
Marge sighed.
Lisa is studying in her room when a strong wind outside picks up. She measures her weather devices. "So your air pressure is low...(horrified gasp)" Lisa reads up on what readings mean only to find a hurricane is imminent.
She runs outside to the backyard to warn her Dad, Homer that a hurricane is imminent.
"Dad I think a hurricane is imminent." Lisa yelled.
Marge gasped.
"Don't be silly sweetie. Animals are always the first to know when something's wrong!" said Homer. Suddenly Santa's Little Helper is whining while fighting against a very strong wind.
"What's that boy? A hurricane?!" Homer eventually realises from the dog that there is a hurricane.
Lisa sighs.
Homer gets to nailing things to the house but just ends up unhinging the back door and nailing it to the house.
Meanwhile the entire town is panic buying at Apu's store. He is keeping people in order by standing on the roof with a shotgun.
"Everyone Wait in a neat line please." said Apu. "There's enough food for everyone." said Apu.
"Oooooh! I say we just rush him and loot the place!" said Kirk being rebellious.
"No do not listen to that silly man." said Apu.
"Mom everyone is getting grabby..." said Hugo to Marge.
"Eeeeeeew! Apu is trying to pass off cat biscuits as emergency people food..." Oscar groaned.
In the shop Lisa gets captured by Mrs Glick who thinks she's a pineapple.
"Oh the last pineapple! And it's a good size!" said Mrs Glick.
"But I'm not a pineapple! I'm just a little girl!" Lisa whined as Mrs Glick put her in her trolley.
"That's what the pumpkin said." Mrs Glick replied.
"Hi Lisa! We're gonna be in a pie!" said Ralph.
Lisa sighed.
Elsewhere in the store. "Lisa? Lisa?! Oh god where is she?!" Marge cried.
Bart winced as a Mrs Glick was trying to buy Lisa.
"Uh... I think Mrs Glick took her." said Bart.
...
Elsewhere Nicholas's parents were being neglectful.
"Kid's even though the weather forecast said there a hurricane we're going out and leaving two minors home alone. But we're good parents because we won't let you watch PG films..." said Mom.
Nicholas winced.
Meanwhile his Toon McGee went fishing...
"Na na na nanana fishing! Na na na nanana fishing! fishing! fishiiiiiing!" McGee sang to the Batman theme tune.
Quiffy sighed.
"My Toon is there too..." said Oscar.
...
The Simpsons minus Lisa go into the basement and barricade themselves in.
"Where's Lisa?" Homer asked.
"Oh about that... Mrs Glick thought she was a pineapple and took her." said Marge.
Homer paused. "Um, you're usually the concerned parent. Aren't you gonna go get her back?"
"It's too dangerous right now. I hope Lisa's alright..." said Marge.
"Good riddance." Bart was glad Lisa was gone.
Marge glared at him.
Meanwhile at Mrs Glick's.
"Now you fruit just sit on the table while I start baking pies." said Mrs Glick going to the kitchen to make some pies.
"I like pie!" Billy yelled sitting in a pie tray covered in raw pastry.
"Ralph, as your former girlfriend I'm telling you we need to get out of here! Follow me!" said Lisa.
Ralph followed her as they tried to escape Mrs Glick's.
"I like pie! I like pie! Pie! Pie! Pie!" Billy yelled while sat in a pie dish covered in raw dough.
Back at the Simpsons they passed the time by playing with a rubik!s cube. Unfortunately it resulted in them all yelling at once to Marge what moves to make to solve it.
"Corner pieces first." said Homer over the kids.
"Start with diagonal colors." said Hugo.
Everyone yelled over each other while Marge played with the Rubik's cube.
"Grrrr! Now I see why we threw it down here in the first place!" Marge yelled throwing the Rubik's cube away.
Lisa eventually made it home mid hurricane and desperately rattled on the door to be let in.
"Please! Mom! Dad! Let me in.
In the basement.
"Did you here something?" Homer asked.
"Nah..." said everyone.
Lisa managed to get in despite the hurricane via the back doorway where Homer had removed the door for some reason. She went up to her room but got knocked out by flying debris.
She dreamt of going to Oz...
...
Lisa woke up in the land of Oz dressed as Dorothy and holding Snowball II.
"Oh God! The colors! They buuuuurn!" She screamed having left the old grey film of Kansas for the colourful world of Oz.
"Oh yaarrrck! This place is corny..." said Lisa. "And how did I end up in this dress?!"
She looked about the colourful village with tiny houses.
"I have a feeling we're not in Springfield anymore, Snowball II." said Lisa.
Snowball II meowed.
Suddenly a pink bubble appeared and turned into Mona as the good witch of the north.
"Good afternoon dear. I am the kind and beautiful good witch of the north." said the friendly witch who resembled Mona.
Then Springfielders as munchkins appeared. A munchkin Bart, Milhouse and Ralph were the a Lollipop guild.
"The lollipop guild! The lollipop guild! The lollipop guild!" They sang.
They gave her a big lollipop as thanks for killing the wicked witch of the East.
Then the Lullaby League Munchkins sang.
"The Lullaby League! The Lullaby League!"
They all sung annoyingly until the wicked witch of the West appeared. For some reason she was Edna Krabappel.
She was furious that Lisa killed her sister. She tries to obtain her sister's ruby slippers but Mona magics them onto Lisa's feet.
"My sister's ruby slippers! Give them back!"
The wicked witch threatens Lisa but the good witch warns her she should leave before a house falls on her.
"Very well, but just try to stay out of my way! Just try! I'll have you pretty! And your little cat too!" said Edna the witch before laughing and vanishing in a plume of red smoke.
Mona the nice witch explained Lisa must find the wizard of Oz who lives in Emerald City at the other end of the yellow brick road. There for some reason is a yellow brick road that spirals out of munchkin town and goes off somewhere.
"Follow the yellow brick road?" A Munching asked in a silly voice.
"Follow the yellow brick road!" Another Munchkin with a silly voice spoke.
Another song breaks out causing Lisa to flee down the yellow brick road to escape the annoying singing.
"You're off to see the wizard! The wonderful wizard of Oz!" The Munchkins sing,
...
Lisa was happy to get away from the annoying singing. "That was starting to get annoying... right Snowball?"
Snowball II meowed.
They then encounter Ralph as the Scarecrow.
"Hi Li-I mean strange girl! I need a brain because uh... I don't remember..." said Ralph scarecrow.
Lisa sighed.
"Well I'm trying to get to Emerald City, maybe we can go together and the Wizard could give you a brain." said Lisa.
"Okay." said Ralph.
They encountered angry apple trees that Lisa inadvertently upset by picking apples from them.
"What d'ya think you're doing?!"
"Well I was hungry." said Lisa as Dorothy.
They start throwing apples at them.
Lisa escapes the apple trees to encounter Bart as the tin man. He makes a noise.
Lisa and Ralph after some time trying to translate his increasingly annoyed groans that he needs oil from his oil can because he has rusted solid.
"Oh... Scarecrow should we oil him?" Lisa is being deliberately mean because she can guess the reason Bart is tin man is because he's going to be a very rude and annoying tin man.
"Yes!" Bart tin man tries to groan but can't speak.
Eventually they oil him. Starting with his mouth.
"Gee! Well it's about time! Now oil my arms!" Bart as Tin Man is annoyed with them for taking so long.
They oil the rest of his joints.
"So... how did you get like that..." Lisa asked.
"It rained... and I rusted because I'm made of metal..." said Tin man Bart.
"Well, we're going to see the Wizard." said Lisa. "I don't suppose you'll want to come with us?"
"With you two dorks?!" Tin man replied. "Sorry, I'm rather ill tempered right now because I never had a heart."
"Why am I not surprised..." said Lisa figuring this dilemma suited Bart, she wondered sometimes if he had a heart.
"What's that supposed to mean?" Tin man asked.
"Nothing." Lisa said quickly. "Anyway, I'm sure the Wizard will give you a heart. Let's go!"
"Whatever... lead the way..." said Tin man.
...
In the basement.
"Oh! I hope Lisa's alright!" Marge was worried.
"She's fine..." said Homer.
Marge grumbled at him being so dismissive.
"Is it possible to love a sandwich so much you don't want to eat it, cause then it'll be gone." Quiffy, Oscar's Toon, sighed content and admiring his Dagwood tower sandwich. You know those ridiculous tower sandwiches Toons eat. His had Swiss cheese and pastrami in it.
"Shut up!" Homer yelled at him.
Quiffy flinched.
In Lisa's dream.
Lisa, the scarecrow and Tin Man encounter the wicked witch of the west. "How about a little fire scarecrow?" She throws a fire ball at scarecrow that misses but ignites some grass nearby.
Ralph the scarecrow is frightened by the fire. "Aaaaaaagh! Fire! Put it out! Put it ooooout!"
Tin Man puts it out. The witch threatens to turn him into a beehive for some reason before leaving.
"Ha! A beehive indeed..." said Tin Man annoyed at the witch's threats.
As they headed down the yellow brick road to continue their journey, there was the silhouette of an unfortunate Munchkin who probably from being depressed, had hung himself. He swung about lifelessly.
"Narrator that's an urban legend..." Lisa sighed.
"No it's real." said Oscar sat on the couch in the basement.
The Simpsons were unnerved by him insisting there was a hanging Munchkin in The Wizard of Oz.
Some time later into their adventure they encounter a dark forest. Lisa is worried about going in. Bart as Tin Man teases her by suggesting there are lions, tigers and bears in there.
"Lions, tigers and bears, oh my!"
"Lions, tigers and bears, oh my!"
"Lions, tigers and bears, oh my!" They recite repeatedly while walking through the dark forest until they hear a lion growl.
However it's just Milhouse dressed as the cowardly lion. He turns out to be more scared of them than they are of him.
"Don't be scared! We're off to see the wizard!" said Lisa.
"D-d-do you think he could give me some courage?" The lion stuttered.
"Why sure!" said Lisa.
They all march off to find the wizard. Unaware the wicked witch of the west Edna is watching them through a crystal ball with her flying monkey Martins.
Plot 2
Eventually the hurricane fades away but The Simpsons aren't so sure.
"I'm being working on the railroad! All the live long-" Oscar was singing off key.
"Shhhhh! You hear that? It's gone quiet! I think the hurricane stopped!" said Hugo.
"Woohoo!" Homer unlocked the basement hatch to leave straight out into the backyard.
"No Homer! This could just be the eye of the storm!" said Oscar.
Homer didn't believe him and went outside however the storm started up again and nearly pulled him away. Homer screamed.
Luckily the Simpsons pulled him back into the basement.
"Hey look! The storm got Fatty and Smellma!" Homer laughed at Patty and Selma riding in the hurricane like in the Wizard of Oz where Dorothy sees all her friends in the tornado.
"Hmmmm! Homer..." Marge sighs.
Meanwhile in Lisa's dream.
Lisa and her new friends leave the forest to an open field. On the other side at the horizon sits the Emerald city.
"Lions and tigers and bears... Oh my!" Ralph as the Scarecrow had been chanting that all the time they were in the dark forest.
Milhouse as the lion was getting agitated.
Tin Man is groaning about an unseen encounter they had with the jitterbug when Lisa emplores them to look at the horizon.
"The Emerald City!" said the lion.
"Well what are we waiting for? Let's go!" said Tin man. They run off to the Emerald City.
However the wicked witch of the west is watching them and inflicts a curse that grows deadly poppies everywhere that cause people to fall asleep. "Yes some poppies will do."
Lisa, Snowball II and the lion soon succumb to the poppies. Because they're alive. Being artificial constructs, the Scarecrow and Tin Man are not affected.
Bart as the Tin Man cries and freezes up with rust.
"Oh no! Now don't cry!" Scarecrow groaned but it was too late as Tin Man had seized up with rust.
However Mona as the good witch of the north casts a spell of snow to wither the poppies. Lisa, Snowball II and the lion soon wake up.
"Oh dear! The tin man is all rusted!" said Lisa. They oil him again before continuing their journey.
Back in the basement.
"And now I shall resume singing. Ahem! I've been working on the rail roooooad! All the live long daaaaay!" Oscar sang off key while playing his guitar.
The Simpsons groaned.
...
Eventually the storm ends. The Simpsons check the house to find it miraculously intact and Lisa sleeping on her bed. They wake her up.
"Oh Mom! Dad! Had the most unusual dream! You were there and you were there!" said Lisa.
"Was I there? asked Homer.
"No you weren't." said Lisa.
Homer groaned. "Ooooh I wanted to be in something."
"Is this about that weird Wizard of Oz crap in the first act..." Bart winced.
"It's not crap and I'm gonna do an entire episode about The Wizard of Oz!" Oscar said in a demented manner.
Bart sighed.
"And I'll be starring in it as Oz, The Great and Powerful!" said Oscar.
They went out to find the Flanderses standing outside the ruins of their house. Rod also got sent flying through a tree trunk. He is stuck and groaning.
Homer laughed hysterically at their misfortune.
"Homer!" Marge scolded him.
Oscar laughed when he saw Rod stuck through a tree.
Homer was still laughing until a bolt of lightning zapped him.
"Ow... I deserved that..." He groaned singed.
Hugo smirked deviously when he saw his dad get zapped by lightning.
"Oooooooh!" said Maude's ghost wailing.
"Uh... why is Maude still here as a ghost?" Bart winced.
"Ooooooh my head..." Rod cried as his family pulled him out from the tree trunk he impaled.
That evening Ned and his boys had to stay in a storm shelter and wear clothes the storm shelter provided. Ghost Maude continues to haunt them.
"Look Dad! Todd's stupid and I'm with him!" said Rod wearing a "I'm with stupid" t shirt.
"That's nice boys..." said Ned.
Maude didn't approve of Rod's humour especially when he stood near where her green ghostly form was floating and said "And now Mommy's stupid!"
"Ooooooooooh! Rod! Ooooooooooh!" Ghost Maude wailed.
Ned sighed exasperated.
That night Ned went to church to ask God why he destroyed his house of all the residents of Springfield. He was the most holy so he didn't understand why he incurred God's wrath.
"Well um..." God couldn't answer.
...
Ned went back to Evergreen Terrace to find his house rebuilt by everyone.
He was so touched by their generosity and goes inside to look.
"Here's your living room with a wonderful flow into the library for entertaining guests said Homer.
Ned catches his sweater on a loose nail.
"Oh dear! Looks like you've got a loose nail there Homer!" said Ned.
"One out of twenty five ain't bad." said Homer hammering it in.
"And this is your kitchen same as usual." said Homer showing the kitchen.
"Uh... was that toilet always next to the refrigerator?" asked Ned as there was a toilet next to the refrigerator.
"Ned ever tried lugging a toilet up a flight of stairs?" Wiggum asked.
Meanwhile Bart and Lisa showed Rod and Todd their new room.
"We decorated it." said Bart.
"I don't like this clown!" said Rod tearing down a Krusty poster Bart put up.
"Uh, I wouldn't do that. That's a load bearing poster." said Bart.
Part of the plaster cracked and fell away.
Ned was being shown a corridor that went south rather quickly...
There were uneven door frames, a room with just a rotating power generator from Make Room for Lisa inside it grinding away and blooping computer terminals. And a room flashing with electricity that caused their hair to stick up.
"Now this is the room with electricity. But it has too much electricity so you might want to wear a hat." said Apu.
"Uh huh..." said Ned.
Oscar walked past and the static messed up his hair.
"Aaaaagh! My Troll doll hair do!" He cried.
As Ned walked the floor felt crunchy. "Floor's a little gritty." said Ned.
"Yeah we ran out of carpet so we just painted the dirt. Wouldn't notice though uh?" said Wiggum.
"Oh something is definitely wrong with this corridor!" said Ned as the corridor got smaller and smaller. At the end was a tiny door. Inside was Barney somehow.
"Come on in! It's your master bedroom!" said Barney. Ned shut the tiny door on him. "Ow! My nose!" said Barney.
"Well I've seen enough..." said Ned waltzing off to go outside.
"I think you did a wonderful job Homer!" said Gene Wilder as Willy Wonka.
...
However Ned's house collapsed and he broke his glasses.
Homer laughed at him for breaking his glasses.
"Now calm down diddly Ned. They tried their best diddly- Oh Hell diddly dong crap!" Ned tried to stay calm before having an outburst of anger. "Can't you morons do anything right?!"
Everyone was shocked by his behaviour.
"Ned! We all tried our best! Everyone put in their finest-" Marge tried to explain.
"Well my family can't live in good intentions Marge! Your family is falling apart and your kids are out of control but we can't blame you because of your good intentions!" yelled Ned.
"Hey back off man!" Bart yelled.
"Oh sorry dude. Don't want you to have a cow man!" Ned ranted. "Here's a phrase to learn as an adult! Hey man, got a quarter?!" Ned screamed before storming off.
"I am shocked and horrified!" said Bart to himself.
"Mr Flanders! To be honest Bart did nothing wrong!" said Lisa.
"Oh what do I hear? Little Lisa the answer to the question no one asked!" Ned screamed at her.
Lisa flinched.
Wiggum laughed.
"Oh why if it isn't the long flabby arms of the law!" said Ned insulting Wiggum's weight. "The only case you've gotten to the bottom of is some melobars!"
"Melobars! That's so going in my act!" said Krusty adding something to a list.
"Oh the TVs clown! You're the only one who doesn't make me laugh!" said Ned to him. "And I don't know who you are but I'm sure you're a jerk!" Ned said to Lenny.
"What did I do?! I've only been here for five minutes." said Lenny.
"Moe, you're an ugly, hate-filled man!" Ned said to Moe.
"Hey, I maybe ugly and hate filled but- what was that third thing again?!" said Moe.
Homer was standing there smiling when Ned approached him.
"Homer, you are the worst human being I have ever met..." said Ned before storming off.
"Phew! I got off lightly!" said Homer.
Ned was storming off as everyone watched. Suddenly he had one last rant at Milhouse. "What are you looking at four eyes?!" He screamed at Milhouse.
Milhouse ran off and cried.
Bart was about to give Ned a piece of his mind. Or a knuckle sandwich, but Oscar stopped him.
"Just leave him Bart. He has a 6 pack." said Oscar.
Ned stormed off with his kids and his wife's ghost calling after him.
"Oh Neddy!" said Maude's ghost.
...
Ned drove himself to Calmwood lunatic asylum and signed himself in as sick.
"I'd like to admit myself into your custody."
"Okay... would you prefer to walk to your cell or be dragged kicking and screaming?" asked the receptionist.
"Kicking and screaming please!" said Ned. Ned was dragged away while screaming. Strangely he didn't do any kicking.
A warden was shocked to find Ned in a cell next to Ms Botcowski's. She rang up the head doctor of Calmwood.
He was asleep in bed as it was nighttime somehow where he was.
"May god have mercy on us all!" said the doctor. "Darling I have to go and see an old friend. Where are my slippers?"
"They're in the den, dear..." said the doctor's wife.
"The den? May god have mercy on us all!" said the doctor.
The doctor hurried off to Calmwood and went to see Ned in his cell wearing a straight jacket and singing.
"Ah Ned. Do remember who I am?" The doctor asked.
"Why yes diddly roonie! You're Dr Foster." said Ned.
"Well your memory is still intact." said the doctor pleased.
"Can I have another straightjacket? I'm a little chilly." said Ned.
"Certainly Ned." said his old friend Dr Foster.
He asked Ned about the last time they had ever spoke.
"Now Ned, do you remember what you were like as a child?" asked the doctor.
"Yesirrooney! I was a good boy!" said Ned.
"Uh no you weren't. Maybe this tape will jog your memory." said the doctor.
The doctor showed a tape where little Ned was running about the waiting room and beating up other kids while talking about Dick Tracy.
"Wheeeee! I'm Dick Tracy! Bam! Take that Pruneface! Now I'm Pruneface! (Ned pulls a girl's hair) Take that Dick Tracy! Now I'm Prune Tracy!" said young Ned. Then he sets upon a boy wearing trouser braces. "Take that Dickfa-"
"Ned that's enough!" Dr Foster dragged him away.
The boy Ned was attacking cried as Ned tore his clothes.
The tape stopped. Ned in the present was horrified.
"I was a monster!" said Ned.
"Mmmhmmm!" said Dr Foster.
...
The land of Oz. And other Expies like Ooze, Ahhhhs etc.
Lisa as Dorothy winced when McGee replaced the wizard with a talking lizard drinking a glass of lemonade or something.
"I'm trying to be funny... That's what Toons do..." said McGee.
"I am the Lizard Queen!" Lisa got into that state again...
McGee grimaced irked and baffled.
The Wicked Witch wrote in smoke as a sky message, "Eat at Joes."
"Uh..." Lisa was baffled.
"Oh gosh! The onion rings are horrible!" McGee cried.
Plot 3
Dr Foster showed him more videos. This time young Ned was in Dr Foster's office ripping books off of the shelves and throwing them about.
"Ned stop that! Some of those haven't been patented yet!" Dr Foster tried to tell him to stop but he wouldn't.
Dr Foster was concerned and asked his parents Nedward and his wife why they never disciplined Ned.
"We don't believe in rules and discipline man! That's fascism man! That's like telling Gene Krupp not to go Ba Ba Ba! Baba Ba Ba! On his drums!"
"We've tried everything and nothing!" said Ned's mom.
"Lack of discipline hey. I'm beginning to see the problem. Ned needs boundaries and rules." said Dr Foster.
"But we gave up believing in rules man! When we started living like freaky beatniks!" said Nedward.
Dr Foster proposed taking Ned into his care for a while and spanking him constantly all year.
Even on his birthday. That's just harsh...
After the year was up he asked Ned how he felt.
"Absolutely... fine!" said Ned.
"Really? Not even a little angry?" said Dr Foster.
"Positively... no! Not even a teensy bit!" said Ned.
In the present.
"You see Ned, the spanking therapy worked too well! You were unable to ever be angry ever again except for that enormous outburst you told me about." said Dr Foster.
Ned was concerned. "That's not good is it?"
"Uh no it's not Ned. I need to break you out of this constant politeness Ned, you need to be angry sometimes and I think I have just the person." said Dr Foster.
The Simpsons were called in to see Ned and to see if they could help.
"Ned Flanders? No... I don't know anyone called that..." said Homer.
"Homer he's our neighbour! His house got destroyed by the hurricane!" Marge nagged.
The Simpsons arrived at Calmwood.
Dr Foster was then speaking to Homer who was blowing a big bubble of bubblegum.
"Now Homer can you be that annoying?" Dr Foster asked before Homer's bubblegum bubble bursted in his face. He stood there with bubblegum on his face. "Get in the room."
...
"Hi diddly hi Homer!" said Ned.
"Hi Ned!" said Homer. "Wow! They finally sent you to the nut house?"
Ned giggled. "Afraid so Homer!"
"Homer just read the cards." said Dr Foster over the intercom.
Homer read his first card. "I mock your value system. Also you appear foolish in the eyes of others."
"Well howdy ho Homer! Oops bye bye Homer!" said Ned as the booth window shut.
"Okay proceed to stage two Homer." said Dr Foster.
"Ned, past cases where I have admired you were fraudulent." said Homer.
"Oh that's nice!" said Ned smiling.
"Hmmmm! Maximum antagonism Homer.
Homer read the final card. "Ned, I have engaged in sexual intercourse with your partner or significant other. Now that's psychiatry! Uh? Uh?" Homer laughed.
Suddenly Ned snapped and smashed through the booth window and strangled Homer.
"You son of a bitch!" Ned screamed as he strangled Homer. Some wardens had to drag him away. "That man is a murderer! A mur-diddly-urderer!" Ned ranted.
Dr Foster was concerned that one thing made Ned snap.
"Uh... Homer was sort of responsible for his wife's death, Doctor..." said Marge.
Nicholas's house.
They all watched Gone with the Wind.
"Oh Rhett! Where will I go? What will I do?!"
"Frankly My Dear, I don't give a-"
McGee screamed offended, as if someone said a very bad curse word.
Nicholas rolled his eyes.
"I'm gonna get more popcorn..." said Nicholas.
McGee wept.
Also he melted during the course of his Wizard of Oz spoof.
"Only the witch melted. because she got water splashed on her." said Oscar.
"Yeah, you'd only melt if we poured paint thinner on you..." said Quiffy. Well DIP just to be sure...
...
"I'm afraid Ned will be staying with us for a while longer, Mrs Simpson. You see Ned has some deep rooted resentment at Homer over his late wife." said Dr Foster.
He decided to pass the time for them by giving them a guided tour of the grounds.
"You're all free to wander the grounds. But be careful as one of our patients is a cannibal!" said Dr Foster. The Simpsons were horrified. "I'll leave you to guess who he is. You'll be pleasantly surprised!"
The Simpsons decided it wise to stay together in the hospital.
"Hmmmm! This isn't a place to take children..." said Marge concerned. They passed several cells. Mrs Botz was in one. A paranoid man was in another.
"Everyone outside these four walls is against me! I can hear you walking!" said the man.
And in another padded cell was Jay Sherman.
"It stinks! It stinks! He was ranting again like the last time they saw him.
"Yes Mr Sherman. Everything stinks." said a warden.
"Hi Mr Sherman!" said Bart.
"Hi Simpsons! What brings you here?" said Jay.
"Our neighbor Mr Flanders is really sick." said Lisa.
"He's gone cuckoo!" said Oscar.
"Oscar!" Marge told him off for saying that.
Leon was in his cell singing in his Michael Jackson voice.
Leon sang Billie Jean.
The Simpsons and Jay rolled their eyes.
Homer was helping with Ned's therapy but mostly just inflated the rubber surgical gloves while wearing one on his head.
"Homer stop that!" Dr Foster told him off.
"This is boring! I want to make Ned crazy again!" said Homer.
"No! Homer we're trying to treat Ned!" said Dr Foster.
"Do I have to be in the same room as this murderer?! He's the one you should be locking away!" Ned ranted.
"Ned please, we're here to help you." said Dr Foster.
...
Oscar was reciting Dr Foster went to Gloucester when he and Hugo found the cannibal. It was obvious he was Hannibal Lecter.
"A censure tried to test me so I ate his liver with kidney and fava beans and a glass of Chianti. (Slurping noise.)" said Hannibal Lecter.
Oscar and Hugo ran off screaming.