Episode 28: Sun, Moon and Ultra Doom!
Mew was doing Mew stuff all over the place.
"Last time on Mew's Newest World Cruise!!! We went to Galar and had a sport fighting challenge in front of a gargantuan live audience! The players fought eachother and even their own evil versions, now that two left only 4 remain, we asked them to say their thoughts in a confessional so watch out which of these final four won't become final two right here on Mew's Newest World Cruise!" Mew announced as the cruise ship sailed.
(MNWC Intro)
We begin to see the confessional the final four have made
Eiscue (The Fan): "Well being a reality show enjoyer has given me a slight edge on this game, seeing as I document and report the contestants strengths and weaknesses on my fan blog, I was easily able to determine who to trust or not... still I'm not very good at challenges, specially physical ones... so I hope the final two challenges aren't that difficult..." He looked worried, his ice face sweating a bit.
Numel (The Realist): "Meh... reaching this far was a realistic expectation, play your cards right, stay under the radar, make others target threats... luckily my only obstacles are two dorks and Vespiqueen, so I'd say the Wish prize is mine." He gives a sleepy smirk.
Vespiqueen (The Queen Bee): "How fortuitous I managed to reach this far in thou game! Thankfully my partner Numel was directing me on where to go and who to vote, if not I would've had quite the trouble knowing what to do, but as much as I like Numel, if I see the chance to win the Wish prize for myself well... i'll go all out and show this princess can still win by herself!" She posed and did a fancy rich laugh.
Squirtle (The Jock): "This game is super fun bro, I love doing all the challenges and shit! Now I am in the final four?! This is the closest I been to ever winning so I am gonna push myself to 201% in order to defeat all these bozos!" He smirks while flexing and showing off his muscles they were smol tbh.
The cruise ship kept sailing until it reached an island, and it stopped.
They players got off, some shielded their eyes from the intense sun.
(Akala Island - Hano Beach)
"Welcome... To the Alola Region! Tropical sandy beaches, crystal clear ocean water and lots of sun!" Pumpkingking spoke.
"Oh yea, we haven't been here in a while." Numel said looking around, Mew nodded and began talking.
"Yep, last time we were in alola we only were on the abandoned aether paradise island, however this time I have planned out multiple types of challenges on each of the 4 Alolan Islands, each fitting with the island!" Mew was smiling.
"Oh so kinda like some sort of Alolan Olympics?" Eiscue asked.
Pumpkingking was silent for a few seconds, he was smiling and giggled.
Every player looked amongst themselves confused, even Mew.
"...Yea, some Alolan Olympics..." PumpKingKing smiled.
"So just do alolan Island challenges, across all islands and move on into final 2? Peace of cake." Squirtle grinned.
"For this challenge... we will go to be in Hano Beach in Two groups, as you'll do many sports across the islands of Alola!" Pumpkingking announced.
"Ooo may I squire with Numel on this peregrination!" Vespiqueen flew in circles quickly and happily.
"Nope, we wanna test new interactions so many rivals and friends will be split apart for a bit, Eiscue will go with Numel and Vespiqueen will go with Squirtle!" Pumpkingking announced and teleported them all away.
"Awe man, I get stuck with queen bitch?" Squirtle looks disappointed.
"Ugh how uncouth!" Vespiqueen glares.
"I suppose you and I will be partners then huh." Eiscue smiled at Numel.
"Yes this is gonna go soooo well..." Numel said sarcastically as he rolled his eyes.
"Goob Goob!" Goob Goob spoke next to her as she kept recording with the camera.
(LIZ: A GOOB GOOB CAMEO!!! REEEEEEEEEE!!!!!! *SHAKES FOURTH WALL CAMERA!!!*)
"Here in Hano Beach we will play a game of volleyball, score points to choose a reward!" Mew cheers.
The game began, Numel, Eiscue and Vespiqueen were absolutely awful in this volleyball challenge, but Squirtle was absolutely destroying it, doing points after points and scoring big!
"Squirtle wins first place, because Vespiqueen was on his team she gets second... Eiscue gets 3rd and numel you're dead last." Pumpkingking told them.
"Great..." Numel rolled his eyes.
"Now welcome today's special hosts, the guardian deities of Alola... the Tapus!" Mew announced.
Tapu Koko, Tapu Lele, Tapu Bulu and Tapu Fini all began to levitate towards the beach.
"You will choose with who do you want to hang out and do the challenge of; Squirtle you choose first!" Mew smiles.
"Hmmmm Tapu Koko looks cool so I choose him!" Squirtle smirks.
"Good one." Tapu Koko nods.
"Well Tapu Lele looks fabulous, so I'll pick her." Vespiqueen spoke.
"Of course, I'm the best looking of all Tapus!" Tapu Lele smirks.
Tapu Bulu rolled his eyes.
"Well.. I'll pick Tapu Fini." Eiscue frowned and raised a flipper.
"...thanks for choosing me..." Tapu Fini said a bit quietly.
"So I'm stuck with you huh." Tapu Bulu growled.
"Joy." Numel mumbled sarcastically.
"I'll teleport you all so... BYE!" Pumpkingking snapped his fingers and they were all teleported away.
(Melemele Island - Iki Town)
"Yes! Start this challenge bro! What do I have to do?" Squirtle asked.
"You must do the traditional alolan ceremonial dance." Tapu Koko told him.
"Psh dancing? Easy peasy man, I love dancing!" Squirtle began to break dance.
"No, you must follow the corresponding steps and do the dance perfectly for you to be safe." Tapu Koko told him.
"Ughhh boring! Fine whatever let's just get this done..." Squirtle began to walk towards the wooden board in the middle of Iki Town.
(Akala Island - Heahea City)
Tapu Lele and Vespiqueen were teleported to a pretty looking city.
"Wow what a beautiful city in this fantastic island! Anywho I must ask what's my challenge today?" Vespiqueen asked."You must tend to my every needs until the sunsets, then I'll rate you if you did good or not." Tapu Lele looked boredly at her.
"Uhhh that doesn't seem too bad I guess... what do you propose you need at the moment?" Asked Vespiqueen.
"Bring me a piña colada, a malasada and 20 dollars." Tapu Lele told her.
"What! Where am I supposed to get the money?" Vespiqueen asked.
"Not my problem bee girl, now hurry it up, I'll be tanning over here waiting for you to get your sorry butt trying to find MY luxuries." Tapu Lele scoffed and levitated towards a beach chair.
Vespiqueen sighed and began to look around, she saw a wealthy looking Watchog, she approached him.
"Excuse me sir, may you donate me some cash so I can buy stuff for Tapu Lele? It's for a challenge for a television show I am on." Vespiqueen gave a sheepish smile.
"EW Get away from me homeless bimbo!" Watchog glared and quickly left.
"Ugh the nerve of some people, well if I can't get people to give me money... and it's gonna be late afternooon, I better find a way to get those items fast!" Vespiqueen was trying to think of what to do.
(Ula'ula Island - Malie Garden)
"Picking flowers, what a fun challenge." Numel groaned
"You don't just have to pick them, but take care of the flowers and water them." Tapu Bulu spoke.
"Guess this isn't so bad..." Numel was using his mouth to hold the watering can which he used to water the plants.
"Everything in this planet has life, the plants are as important as we are... they give us the oxygen we breath, they are the foundation in which we stand, thanks to them living... we also live." Tapu Bulu spoke.
"I guess..." Numel said a bit uninterested.
"The plants grow where they want, and blossom into whichever color and shape they desire, much like us people... get to choose our own paths." Tapu Bulu spoke.
Numel was frowning while tending the plants now... he was thinking about what the legendary said, about doing his own path...
Numel (The Realist): "Hmm.. all my life I've studied and did my best in school to be a sucessful business man, but.. that's what my parents wanted me to be... I never cared about law or accounting... I just did what I was told and followed rules my whole life cause others said so, but.. what if I didn't have to do that?" He frowns.
(Poni Island - Seafolk Village)
"You know Tapu Fini.. despite never fishing before, I think I'll be able to reach the 50 fish goal before sunset, I'm almost half way there!" Eiscue smiles as he sat on the docks fishing.
Tapu Fini was a bit quiet and nodded.
"You uh doing okay there?.." Eiscue frowns.
"...yes.. it's just the nature of the ocean is wonderful, but I feel it goes underappriciated every day... I wish others had as much passion for the ocean as I do..." Tapu Fini shyly spoke.
"Oh... well I like the ocean?" Eiscue shrugged.
"Thanks Eiscue, you are doing a great job with the challenge." Tapu Fini spoke, she had a soothing voice.
"Why thank you! I wonder how the other two are doing." Eiscue smiles.
"Tapu Koko and Tapu Bulu are quite nice and traditional... however Tapu Lele... she uh... she's a bit of a handful..." Tapu Fini spoke.
"Huh how so?" Eiscue asked as he patient fished.
"She interacts with her friends just fine, always being happy.. talking about shopping and fashion... but with others... she treats us as tools or slaves... I don't know why her attitude has shifted lately..." Tapu Fini looked a bit sad.
"Hopefully she changes, wanna tell me more stories Tapu Fini?" Eiscue asked smiling.
"I'd be my pleasure." Tapu Fini gave a timid smile, it was near sunset time...
(The Jock)
Squirtle looked impatiently as he tried to copy the dance moves, but he was still slowing down and trying to match it perfectly
Tapu Koko nods.
(The Queen Bee)
She was running away from someone she just stole cash from, she payed for the things Tapu Lele wanted and handed them to her.
Tapu Lele rolled her eyes.
(The Realist)
He was a bit more relaxed and serene tending the garden in peace, he was deep in thought of all the things he wanted to do after the show was over.
Tapu Bulu looked proud of him with how gentle he was being with the little flowers, the gentle giant was pleased.
(The Fan)
He was smiling talking with Tapu Fini about her life and many more stories, she looked very happy and they were both fishing a lot of fish!
(Sunset - Ula'ula Island - Route 16)
The final four were in the beach area of the route.
"Alright so the Tapus are about to announce the players safe and eliminate!" Mew smiles.
"Good luck everyone!" Eiscue smiles.
"Thanks." Vespiqueen smiles at him, she looked a bit tired.
"Psh I don't need luck!" Squirtle smirks.
Numel boredly looked at Eiscue and Squirtle.
"It seems Eiscue, Numel and Squirtle are safe." Tapu Koko spoke.
"You're eliminated Vespiqueen." Tapu Bulu announced.
"WHAT?! WHY! I DID EVERYTHING YOU WANTED!!!! I GOT YOU THE DRINK, THE FOOD, THE CASH! I HAD TO RUN AWAY FROM THE LAW, MUG SOMEONE FOR IT! I WORKED SO HARD ALL DAY, WHY DIDN'T YOU LIKE MY SERVICES!" Vespiqueen glares.
Tapu Lele gives a rich scoff and says.
"Your scarf is... TACKY!" Tapu Lele smirks.
(DRAMATIC SOUND EFFECT!)
Eiscue flinched, Squirtle said bruh and Numel looked pissed off at Tapu Lele.
Vespiqueen looked absolute mortified, like she was gonna go ape shit at the bitch.
"She's being biased Mew that can't be on the rules!" Numel tried to defend his gf.
"The guest hosts get full decision power, they decided Vespiqueen is eliminated so she's out." Mew shrugs.
"YOU'RE SUCH A ROYAL PAIN IN THE ASS, YOU TREAT PEOPLE LIKE SERVANTS AND ONLY CARE ABOUT STATUS!" Vespiqueen yells.
"Cope." Tapu Lele looked bored as she began to levitate away.
"No! You get back here princess! I-" Vespiqueen began screaming.
"Times up!" PumpKingKing snaps his fingers and Vespiqueen was teleported away, she lost her flight ability and gave a high pitched scream as she sank in the middle of the alolan ocean.
Numel looked very sad that Vespiqueen was gone.
Squirtle didn't really look affected Vespiqueen was gone, he was just looking bored.
"Sorry for your loss buddy... I know how it must fell..." Eiscue patted Numels back.
"Ugh! Get away from me you frozen penguin! You don't know anything about me okay!" Numel glared at him.
"Yikes fine forget I said anything..." Eiscue began to boredly walk away.
"Well time to get back into the cruise ship, we haven't had a vote off in a while so you three will vote on eachother, let's see who you all choose to take to the finals!" Mew smiles.
Pumpkingking snapped his fingers and teleported every player and Mew into the cruise ship which began leaving Alola.
In the beach, Tapu Koko, Tapu Bulu and Tapu Fini waved goodbye at the cruise ship.
Eiscue (The Fan): "Alright now as a reality show enjoyer I tend to over exaggerate certain things sometimes I know... I know... but... EEEEEEEEE!!!!" Eiscue squealed in happiness as he was holding Tapu Finis number in one of his flippers, it said call me with a heart under it.
The cruise ship was sailing in the night time ocean away from the alola region, the horns rung to signal the ceremony was about to start
(Dramatic Music)
The dramatic music began playing as the final three were sitting in wooden stumps.
"Welcome to your final vote elimination final three, hope you like your seating accommodations for reaching this far!" Mew smiles.
"So we waited all season to sit on something and what we get is this?" Numel looked unamused.
"Better than sleeping on the floor." Eiscue boredly glanced at Numel.
"Whatever dudes, just reveal the votes bro!" Squirtle smiles
"Eiscue got zero votes so they are a finalist!" PumpKingKing threw him a pumpkin
"Wow a finalists in a reality TV show!? This is a dream come true!" Eiscue cheered
Bottom Two! Numel vs Squirtle!
Numel growled being in the bottom 2 while Squirtle had a confident grin
"Numel and Squirtle, the Brains and Brawn! Both players who are very disliked by viewers and cast!" Mew giggles"
They're just jealous." Squirtle kissed his biceps.
"Reveal the votes already..." Numel looked annoyed.
"Now will the strong Jock reach the finals or will the clever Realist be a finalist?! Who even knows what the finale will be it could be physical o mental!-" Mew began rambling.
"The suspense oh I wonder who it is!" Eiscue smiles.
"Shuuush! Ahem... the final three member that is eliminated is..." Mew paused for dramatic effect holding the final pumpkin.
Numel looked boredly at the fourth wall camera and raised a single brow, while Squirtle was doing some weights giving a smug look at the fourth wall camera.
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"-Squirtle." Mew spoke.
Numel smirks and catched his thrown pumpkin.
"You voted for Numel, while both Numel and Eiscue voted for you... sorry squirtle dysfunction man, you're out." PumpKingKing smirks.
Squirtle sighed. "Yeah whatever, kinda knew it was coming anyway, after all a strong threat like me would be targeted before the finale right?" Squirtle grins and walks towards the Plank of Shame.
"Yeah... kind of obvious..." Numel mumbled.
"Numel may be annoying but he's definitely not as strong as you, so I stand a chance with him in the finale." Eiscue pointed out.
"Yeah yeah whatever you two nerd bros say... welp this is my second time on this thing, haha see ya dorks!!!" Squirtle saluted as he dipped into the ocean waters making a splash.
Silence.
"Welp that concludes the ceremony, the two of you are safe... for now... tomorrow one of you will win nothing the other will win a wish for anything in the universe!" PumpKingKing announces.
"I want a MePhone that always upgrades itself so I don't have to buy the new version everytime." Eiscue smiles.
"I wanted fingers." Numel shrugs.
"I want this guy!" PumpKingKing points at a dancing tiny desk engineer on the wooden cruise ship floor.
"And I want YOU dear viewers to tune in next time to the exciting finale of... Mew's Newest World Cruise!!!!" Mew announced as the cruise ship sailed away into an unkown region where the final challenge would take place on.
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FINALISTS:
NUMEL
VS
EISCUE!
BRAINS
VS
BRAINS
FINALE!