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I'm goin' down to South Park Gonna have myself a time
Friendly faces everywhere Humble folks without temptation
Goin' down to South Park Gonna leave my woes behind
Ample parking, day or night People spouting, "Howdy, neighbor!"
Headin' on up to South Park Gonna see if I can't unwind
I like girls with big fat titties I like girls with deep vaginas
So come on down to South Park And meet some friends of mine
1966 FIFA WORLD CUP ENGLAND
Character playing teams:
Eric Cartman (Brazil)
Kyle Broflovski (England)
Stan Marsh (West Germany)
Kenny McCormick (Uruguay)
Tweek Tweak (Soviet Union)
Craig Tucker (Argentina)
Let's play starter
GROUP STAGE
ENGLAND (KYLE) vs URUGUAY (KENNY)
1ST HALF KICK-OFF
HALF TIME
England 0-0 Uruguay
2ND HALF KICK-OFF
GOOOAL!!! Geoff Hurst (England) (England 1-0 Uruguay)
GOOOAL!!! Martin Peters (England) (England 2-0 Uruguay)
FULL TIME
England 2-0 Urguay
WEST GERMANY (STAN) vs SWITZERLAND
1ST HALF KICK-OFF
GOOOAL!!! Lothar Emmerich (West Germany) (West Germany 1-0 Switzerland)
GOOOAL!!! Lothar Emmerich (West Germany) 2 goals (West Germany 2-0 Switzerland)
HALF TIME
West Germany 2-0 Switzerland
2ND HALF KICK-OFF
GOOOAL!!! Karl Odermatt (Switzerland) (West Germany 2-1 Switzerland)
FULL TIME
West Germany 2-1 Switzerland
BRAZIL (CARTMAN) vs BULGARIA
1ST HALF KICK-OFF
HALF TIME
Brazil 0-0 Bulgaria
2ND HALF KICK-OFF
FULL TIME
Brazil 0-0 Bulgaria
SOVIET UNION (TWEEK) vs NORTH KOREA
1ST HALF KICK-OFF
GOOOAL!!! Pak Doo-Ik (North Korea) (Soviet Union 0-1 North Korea)
HALF TIME
Soviet Union 0-1 North Korea
2ND HALF KICK-OFF
GOOOAL!!! Yozhef Sabo (Soviet Union) (Soviet Union 1-1 North Korea)
FULL TIME
Soviet Union 1-1 North Korea
ARGENTINA (CRAIG) vs SPAIN
1ST HALF KICK-OFF
GOOOAL!!! Óscar Más (Argentina) (Argentina 1-0 Spain)
GOOOAL!!! Ermindo Onega (Argentina) (Argentina 2-0 Spain)
GOOOAL!!! Óscar Más (Argentina) 2 goals (Argentina 3-0 Spain)
HALF TIME
Argentina 3-0 Spain
2ND HALF KICK-OFF
GOOOAL!!! Antonio Rattín (Argentina) (Argentina 4-0 Spain)
FULL TIME
Argentina 4-0 Spain
France 0-0 Mexico
Portugal 1-2 Hungary
Italy 0-1 Chile
Spain 2-1 Switzerland
HUNGARY vs BRAZIL (CARTMAN)
1ST HALF KICK-OFF
GOOOAL!!! Imre Mathesz (Hungary) (Hungary 1-0 Brazil)
GOOOAL!!! Lima (Brazil) (Hungary 1-1 Brazil)
GOOOAL!!! Paraná (Brazil) (Hungary 1-2 Brazil)
HALF TIME
Hungary 1-2 Brazil
2ND HALF KICK-OFF
GOOOAL!!! Denílson (Brazil) (Hungary 1-3 Brazil)
GOOOAL!!! Ferenc Bene (Hungary) (Hungary 2-3 Brazil)
FULL TIME
Hungary 2-3 Brazil
URUGUAY (KENNY) vs FRANCE
1ST HALF KICK-OFF
GOOOAL!!! Pedro Rocha (Uruguay) (Uruguay 1-0 France)
GOOOAL!!! Gérard Hausser (France) (Uruguay 1-1 France)
GOOOAL!!! Jacky Simon (France) (Uruguay 1-2 France)
GOOOAL!!! Julio César Cortés (Uruguay) (Uruguay 2-2 France)
GOOOAL!!! Philippe Gondet (France) (Uruguay 2-3 France)
GOOOAL!!! Jacky Simon (France) 2 goals (Uruguay 2-4 France)
HALF TIME
Uruguay 2-4 France
2ND HALF KICK-OFF
GOOOAL!!! Philippe Gondet (France) 2 goals (Uruguay 2-5 France)
GOOOAL!!! Jacky Simon (France) HAT-TRICK!!! (Uruguay 2-6 France)
GOOOAL!!! Robert Herbin (France) (Uruguay 2-7 France)
GOOOAL!!! Gérard Hausser (France) 2 goals (Uruguay 2-8 France)
FULL TIME
Uruguay 2-8 France
North Korea 4-0 Chile
WEST GERMANY (STAN) vs ARGENTINA (CRAIG)
1ST HALF KICK-OFF
GOOOAL!!! Siegfried Held (West Germany) (West Germany 1-0 Argentina)
GOOOAL!!! Óscar Más (Argentina) (West Germany 1-1 Argentina)
GOOOAL!!! Siegfried Held (West Germany) 2 goals (West Germany 2-1 Argentina)
HALF TIME
West Germany 2-1 Argentina
2ND HALF KICK-OFF
GOOOAL!!! Juan Carlos Sarnari (Argentina) (West Germany 2-2 Argentina)
GOOOAL!!! Jorge Solari (Argentina) (West Germany 2-3 Argentina)
FULL TIME
West Germwny 2-3 Argentina
SOVIET UNION (TWEEK) vs ITALY
1ST HALF KICK-OFF
GOOOAL!!! Valeri Voronin (Soviet Union) (Soviet Union 1-0 Italy)
GOOOAL!!! Georgi Sichinava (Soviet Union) (Soviet Union 2-0 Italy)
GOOOAL!!! Viktor Serebryanikov (Soviet Union) (Soviet Union 3-0 Italy)
GOOOAL!!! Anatoli Banishevski (Soviet Union) (Soviet Union 4-0 Italy)
GOOOAL!!! Georgi Sichinava (Soviet Union) 2 goals (Soviet Union 5-0 Italy)
GOOOAL!!! Georgi Sichinava (Soviet Union) HAT-TRICK!!! (Soviet Union 6-0 Italy)
GOOOAL!!! Georgi Sichinava (Soviet Union) 4 goals (Soviet Union 7-0 Italy)
GOOOAL!!! Ezio Pascutti (Italy) (Soviet Union 7-1 Italy)
GOOOAL!!! Viktor Serebryanikov (Soviet Union) 2 goals (Soviet Union 8-1 Italy)
HALF TIME
Soviet Union 8-1 Italy
2ND HALF KICK-OFF
GOOOAL!!! Anatoli Banishevski (Soviet Union) 2 goals (Soviet Union 9-1 Italy)
GOOOAL!!! Georgi Sichinava (Soviet Union) 5 goals (Soviet Union 10-1 Italy)
GOOOAL!!! Sandro Mazzola (Italy) (Soviet Union 10-2 Italy)
GOOOAL!!! Ezio Pascutti (Italy) 2 goals (Soviet Union 10-3 Italy)
FULL TIME
Soviet Union 10-3 Italy
Portugal 1-0 Bulgaria
ENGLAND (KYLE) vs MEXICO
1ST HALF KICK-OFF
GOOOAL!!! Alan Ball (England) (England 1-0 Mexico)
GOOOAL!!! Isidoro Díaz (Mexico) (England) 1-1 Mexico)
HALF TIME
England 1-1 Mexico
2ND HALF KICK-OFF
GOOOAL!!! Geoff Hurst (England) (England 2-1 Mexico)
GOOOAL!!! Roger Hunt (England) (England 3-1 Mexico)
GOOOAL!!! Felipe Ruvalcaba (Mexico) (Englanc 3-2 Mexico)
FULL TIME
England 3-2 Mexico
URUGUAY (KENNY) vs MEXICO
1ST HALF KICK-OFF
GOOOAL!!! Gustavo Peña (Mexico) (Uruguay 0-1 Mexico)
HALF TIME
Uruguay 0-1 Mexico
2ND HALF KICK-OFF
GOOOAL!!! Javier Fragoso (Mexico) (Uruguay 0-2 Mexico)
FULL TIME
Uruguay 0-2 Mexico
ARGENTINA (CRAIG) vs SWITZERLAND
1ST HALF KICK-OFF
GOOOAL!!! Köbi Kuhn (Switzerland) (Argentina 0-1 Switzerland)
HALF TIME
Argentina 0-1 Switzerland
2ND HALF KICK-OFF
GOOOAL!!! Luis Artime (Argentina) (Argentina 1-1 Switzerland)
FULL TIME
Argentina 1-1 Switzerland
PORTUGAL vs BRAZIL (CARTMAN)
1ST HALF KICK-OFF
GOOOAL!!! Denílson (Brazil) (Portugal 0-1 Brazil)
GOOOAL!!! Jairzinho (Brazil) (Portugal 0-2 Brazil)
GOOOAL!!! Denílson (Brazil) 2 goals (Portugal 0-3 Brazil)
GOOOAL!!! Pelé (Brazil) (Portugal 0-4 Brazil)
GOOOAL!!! Lima (Brazil) (Portugal 0-5 Brazil)
HALF TIME
Portugal 0-5 Brazil
2ND HALF KICK-OFF
GOOOAL!!! Jairzinho (Brazil) 2 goals (Portugal 0-6 Brazil)
GOOOAL!!! Paraná (Brazil) (Portugal 0-7 Brazil)
GOOOAL!!! José Torres (Portugal) (Portugal 1-7 Brazil)
GOOOAL!!! Custódio Pinto (Portugal) (Portugal 2-7 Brazil)
FULL TIME
Portugal 2-7 Brazil
North Korea 2-3 Italy
WEST GERMANY (STAN) vs SPAIN
1ST HALF KICK-OFF
GOOOAL!!! Albert Brülls (West Germany) (West Germany 1-0 Spain)
GOOOAL!!! Uwe Seeler (West Germany) (West Germany 2-0 Spain)
GOOOAL!!! Siegfried Held (West Germany) (West Germany 3-0 Spain)
GOOOAL!!! Helmut Haller (West Germany) (West Germany 4-0 Spain)
GOOOAL!!! Helmut Haller (West Germany) 2 goals (West Germany 5-0 Spain)
GOOOAL!!! Wolfgang Overath (West Germany) (West Germany 6-0 Spain)
GOOOAL!!! Wolfgang Overath (West Germany) 2 goals (West Germany 7-0 Spain)
HALF TIME
West Germany 7-0 Spain
2ND HALF KICK-OFF
GOOOAL!!! Albert Brülls (West Germany) 2 goals (West Germany 8-0 Spain)
GOOOAL!!! Helmut Haller (West Germany) HAT-TRICK!!! (West Germany 9-0 Spain)
GOOOAL!!! Uwe Seeler (West Germany) 2 goals (West Germany 10-0 Spain)
GOOOAL!!! Lothar Emmerich (West Germany) (West Germany 11-0 Spain)
FULL TIME
West Germany 11-0 Spain
SOVIET UNION (TWEEK) vs CHILE
1ST HALF KICK-OFF
GOOOAL!!! Anatoli Banishevski (Soviet Union) (Soviet Union 1-0 Chile)
GOOOAL!!! Viktor Serebryanikov (Soviet Union) (Soviet Union 2-0 Chile)
GOOOAL!!! Anatoli Banishevski (Soviet Union) 2 goals (Soviet Union 3-0 Chile)
HALF TIME
Soviet Union 3-0 Chile
2ND HALF KICK-OFF
GOOOAL!!! Yozhef Sabo (Soviet Union) (Soviet Union 4-0 Chile)
GOOOAL!!! Valeri Voronin (Soviet Union) (Soviet Union 5-0 Chile)
GOOOAL!!! Leonel Sánchez (Chile) (Soviet Union 5-1 Chile)
FULL TIME
Soviet Union 5-1 Chile
ENGLAND (KYLE) vs FRANCE
1ST HALF KICK-OFF
HALF TIME
England 0-0 France
2ND HALF KICK-OFF
GOOOAL!!! Geoff Hurst (England) (England 1-0 France)
GOOOAL!!! Joseph Bonnel (France) (England 1-1 France)
GOOOAL!!! Bobby Charlton (England) (England 2-1 France)
FULL TIME
England 2-1 France
Hungary 2-1 Bulgaria
QUARTER-FINALS
SOVIET UNION (TWEEK) vs HUNGARY
1ST HALF KICK-OFF
GOOOAL!!! Anatoli Banishevski (Soviet Union) (Soviet Union 1-0 Hungary)
GOOOAL!!! Igor Chislenko (Soviet Union) (Soviet Union 2-0 Hungary)
GOOOAL!!! Igor Chislenko (Soviet Union) 2 goals (Soviet Union 3-0 Hungary)
HALF TIME
Soviet Union 3-0 Hungary
2ND HALF KICK-OFF
GOOOAL!!! Yozhef Sabo (Soviet Union) (Soviet Union 4-0 Hungary)
GOOOAL!!! János Farkas (Hungary) (Soviet Union 4-1 Hungary)
FULL TIME
Soviet Union 4-1 Hungary
BRAZIL (CARTMAN) vs NORTH KOREA
1ST HALF KICK-OFF
GOOOAL!!! Denílson (Brazil) (Brazil 1-0 North Korea)
GOOOAL!!! Gérson (Brazil) (Brazil 2-0 North Korea)
GOOOAL!!! Pelé (Brazil) (Brazil 3-0 North Korea)
GOOOAL!!! Pak Seung-Zin (North Korea) (Brazil 3-1 North Korea)
HALF TIME
Brazil 3-1 North Korea
2ND HALF KICK-OFF
GOOOAL!!! Gérson (Brazil) 2 goals (Brazil 4-1 North Korea)
GOOOAL!!! Kang Bong-Chil (North Korea) (Brazil 4-2 North Korea)
GOOOAL!!! Gérson (Brazil) HAT-TRICK!!! (Brazil 5-2 North Korea)
FULL TIME
Brazil 5-2 North Korea
ARGENTINA (CRAIG) vs FRANCE
1ST HALF KICK-OFF
GOOOAL!!! Jorge Solari (Argentina) (Argentina 1-0 France)
GOOOAL!!! Juan Carlos Sarnari (Argentina) (Argentina 2-0 France)
GOOOAL!!! Antonio Rattín (Argentina) (Argentina 3-0 France)
HALF TIME
Argentina 3-0 France
2ND HALF KICK-OFF
GOOOAL!!! Juan Carlos Sarnari (Argentina) 2 goals (Argentina 4-0 France)
GOOOAL!!! Gérard Hausser (France) (Argentina 4-1 France)
FULL TIME
Argentina 4-1 France
ENGLAND (KYLE) vs WEST GERMANY (STAN)
1ST HALF KICK-OFF
GOOOAL!!! Nobby Stiles (England) (England 1-0 West Germany)
GOOOAL!!! Geoff Hurst (England) (England 2-0 West Germany)
GOOOAL!!! Albert Brülls (West Germany) (England 2-1 West Germany)
HALF TIME
England 2-1 West Germany
2ND HALF KICK-OFF
GOOOAL!!! Helmut Haller (West Germany) (England 2-2 West Germany)
GOOOAL!!! Alan Ball (England) (England 3-2 West Germany)
GOOOAL!!! Alan Ball (England) 2 goals (England 4-2 West Germany)
GOOOAL!!! Helmut Haller (West Germany) 2 goals (England 4-3 West Germany)
FULL TIME
England 4-3 West Germany
WEST GERMANY: BETTER LUCK NEXT TIME
SEMI-FINALS
ARGENTINA (CRAIG) vs SOVIET UNION (TWEEK)
1ST HALF KICK-OFF
GOOOAL!!! Ermindo Onega (Argentina) (Argentina 1-0 Soviet Union)
GOOOAL!!! Viktor Serebryanikov (Soviet Union) (Argentina 1-1 Soviet Union)
GOOOAL!!! Viktor Serebryanikov (Soviet Union) 2 goals (Argentina 1-2 Soviet Union)
GOOOAL!!! Georgi Sichinava (Soviet Union) (Argentina 1-3 Soviet Union)
HALF TIME
Argentina 1-3 Soviet Union
2ND HALF KICK-OFF
GOOOAL!!! Antonio Rattín (Argentina) (Argentina 2-3 Soviet Union)
GOOOAL!!! Ermindo Onega (Argentina) 2 goals (Argentina 3-3 Soviet Union)
GOOOAL!!! Jorge Solari (Argentina) (Argentina 4-3 Soviet Union)
GOOOAL!!! Georgi Sichinava (Soviet Union) 2 goals (Argentina 4-4 Soviet Union)
GOOOAL!!! Valeri Voronin (Soviet Union) (Argentina 4-5 Soviet Union)
FULL TIME
Argentina 4-5 Soviet Union
ARGENTINA: BETTER LUCK NEXT TIME
ENGLAND (KYLE) vs BRAZIL (CARTMAN)
1ST HALF KICK-OFF
GOOOAL!!! Jairzinho (Brazil) (England 0-1 Brazil)
GOOOAL!!! Paraná (Brazil) (England 0-2 Brazil)
GOOOAL!!! Alan Ball (England) (England 1-2 Brazil)
HALF TIME
England 1-2 Brazil
2ND HALF KICK-OFF
GOOOAL!!! Martin Peters (England) (England 2-2 Brazil)
GOOOAL!!! Bobby Charlton (England) (England 3-2 Brazil)
FULL TIME
England 3-2 Brazil
BRAZIL: BETTER LUCK NEXT TIME
THIRD PLACE MATCH
BRAZIL (CARTMAN) vs ARGENTINA (CRAIG)
1ST HALF KICK-OFF
GOOOAL!!! Pelé (Brazil) (Brazil 1-0 Argentina)
GOOOAL!!! Gérson (Brazil) (Brazil 2-0 Argentina)
HALF TIME
Brazil 2-0 Argentina
2ND HALF KICK-OFF
FULL TIME
Brazil 2-0 Argentina
ARGENTINA: BETTER LUCK NEXT TIME
FINAL
ENGLAND (KYLE) vs SOVIET UNION (TWEEK)
1ST HALF KICK-OFF
GOOOAL!!! Martin Peters (England) (England 1-0 Soviet Union)
GOOOAL!!! Geoff Hurst (England) (England 2-0 Soviet Union)
HALF TIME
England 2-0 Soviet Union
2ND HALF KICK-OFF
GOOOAL!!! Anatoli Banishevski (Soviet Union) (England 2-1 Soviet Union)
GOOOAL!!! Anatoli Banishevski (Soviet Union) 2 goals (England 2-2 Soviet Union)
GOOOAL!!! Viktor Serebryanikov (Soviet Union) (England 2-3 Soviet Union)
GOOOAL!!! Roger Hunt (England) (England 3-3 Soviet Union)
FULL TIME
England 3-3 Soviet Union
1ST HALF EXTRA TIME KICK-OFF
GOOOAL!!! Igor Chislenko (Soviet Union) (England 3-4 Soviet Union)
EXTRA TIME HALF TIME
England 3-4 Soviet Union
2ND HALF EXTRA TIME KICK-OFF
GOOOAL!!! Geoff Hurst (England) 2 goals (England 4-4 Soviet Union)
GOOOAL!!! Valeri Voronin (Soviet Union) (England 4-5 Soviet Union)
GOOOAL!!! Bobby Charlton (England) (England 5-5 Soviet Union)
EXTRA TIME FULL TIME
England 5-5 Soviet Union
FINAL (REPLAY)
ENGLAND (KYLE) vs SOVIET UNION (TWEEK)
1ST HALF KICK-OFF
GOOOAL!!! Georgi Sichinava (Soviet Union) (England 0-1 Soviet Union)
GOOOAL!!! Bobby Charlton (England) (England 1-1 Soviet Union)
HALF TIME
England 1-1 Soviet Union
2ND HALF KICK-OFF
GOOOAL!!! Nobby Stiles (England) (England 2-1 Soviet Union)
GOOOAL!!! Nobby Stiles (England) 2 goals (England 3-1 Soviet Union)
FULL TIME
England 3-1 Soviet Union
SOVIET UNION: BETTER LUCK NEXT TIME
CHAMPION
ENGLAND
Goalkeeper
Gordon Banks
Peter Bonetti
Ron Springett
Defender
Jack Charlton
Bobby Moore
George Cohen
Ray Wilson
Norman Hunter
Jimmy Armfield
Keith Newton
Midfielder
Bobby Charlton
Nobby Stiles
Alan Ball
Martin Peters
George Eastham
Ian Callaghan
Ron Flowers
Forward
Roger Hunt
Geoff Hurst
Jimmy Greaves
John Connelly
Terry Paine
Joe Baker
THANK YOU FOR PLAYING
The end