max and ruby were at the mushroom kingdom. ruby was dragging her brother max by a leash because he is her slave. ruby wanted to assassinate princess peach and take over the mushroom kingdom as its new dictator. ruby dragged max to see some dumb ass toads. the toads tried to fight off ruby with their spears. ruby used max as a shield to block herself from the spears. ruby then got out her bubsy branded shotgun and blew open all of the toads' craniums. ruby then waltzed into the castle and massacred all the toad guards on her way to face princess peach in her throne room. princess peach demanded ruby to tell her why she was in her castle. ruby answered that she wanted to take princess peach's role and become dictator of the mushroom kingdom. princess peach was not going to let ruby take away her position! princess peach got out a mushroom machine gun and shot it at ruby. ruby blocked the bullets with her brother max as her shield. max was torn to shreds by the machine gun fire and died. ruby then got out a caillou branded rocket launcher, which had what looked like caillou's head as the part where the rockets come out, and shot out a rocket that looked like a bullet bill but with rosie's face on it. the rocket landed on princess peach and exploded her into a billion pieces of blood and guts. ruby now ruled the mushroom kingdom with an iron fist! she was a very cruel dictator, forcing toads to kill each other for her own amusement, torturing toads for fun, and eating toads for her snacks! ruby would tear of the mushroom tops of the toads head and then devour their brains! ruby was a very hungry monster! captain falcon was beheaded for pooping onto ruby's tea party set. ruby devoured captain falcon's face and brains for her dinner! ruby then saw link the elf asking to eat an octorock. ruby threw an octorock at link and he ate it. however, the octorock was poisoned and link died! ruby then devoured link's corpse. then the king of hyrule declared war on ruby for being a mean dicator of the mushroom kingdom! the mushroom kingdom and hyrule fought to the death, until hyrule won. when ruby was defeated and begging for mercy, the king of hyrule asked that he wondered whats for dinner. the king of hyrule then looked at ruby with hungry eyes. he picked up ruby and threw her in an oven and burned her alive. the king of hyrule had a roast rabbit that day. then pit the kid icarus assassinated the king of hyrule by shooting a cupid arrow and his head, which caused the king of hyrule to fall in love with a goomba then fell down a cliff and the king of hyrule fell down the cliff after it, causing the king of hyrule to fall down and die into a bloody pile of blood and guts on a pile of rocks in the sea. a bunch of vultures swooped in and ate the king of hyrules' remains. pit took over both the mushroom kingdom and hyrule and combined them into a single new country he ruled over, called pit's disney fanboy land, where everyone is forced to be a disney worshipper and kiss bob iger's stinky butt.