Soon, everyone was on the cruise ship. Griffin was also showing his new date, Crystal, the entire experience, even though she thought the ship was the hotel itself.
Dracula just pouted, with Lisa doing the same thing. "There's so much to do here.", Lori said to her younger siblings. "Olympic-sized swimming pool!", she said, showing everyone the pool. "All you can eat buffet!", she continued to which a skeleton tried to eat from the buffet, but the food falls through him.
"And Lola's personal favorite: The spa!", Lori concluded, to which Lola was getting herself a good massage by the fishheads. "Yeah,", Lisa said, "But that seems like the things we could be doing at OUR hotel!", with Drac agreeing.
"Well, that's was a cruise is,", Lori interrupted, "A hotel on the water!". "You nailed it, Mavis.", Rita said, "This is truly going to be a good summer vacation.". "Not only that,", Lincoln added, "Your dad might have a good time.".
Frank soon went over to a stove near the buffet, but Lucy reminds him, "Fire bad, right?". "Yeah, but maybe Drac will find his own fireworks, if you know what I mean.", Frank teased, but Drac said, "This isn't the Love Boat, Frank.".
"Ahoy there!", said a voice, to which Lincoln asked, "Who said that?". "I did.", the voice said, revealing it to be the ship's captain.
"I'm Captain Ericka.", Ericka said, "And I would like to welcome all of you, for your first ever monster cruise!". "And, yes,", Ericka continued, "I'm human, but don't hold that againest me.". "Well, what a coincidence.", Lincoln said, but most of us are human too.".
"Really?", Ericka said, "What's your name?". "I'm Lincoln Loud.", Lincoln said, "And these are my parents.". "I'm Rita, and this is my husband, Lynn Sr.", Rita said, to which Ericka said, "Pleasure to meet ya.". "And these are my sisters...", Lincoln said, "Lori, Leni, Luna, Luan, Lynn Jr, Lucy, Lola, Lana, Lisa, and Lily.".
"Back there are my friends, Clyde, Liam, Rusty, Zach, Stella, and Ronnie Anne.", Lincoln continued, "And back there is Ronnie's family, known as the Casagrandes." "Hola!", the family said.
Drac however, was soon distracted by Ericka, and had a funny face that made Mavis a bit suspicious. "Uh, Mavis, is your dad okay?", Lincoln asked, to which Mavis soon noticed him. "Oh, no.", Mavis said, "He's having a heart attack!".
"I got this!", Leni said, as for her being a ditz, grabbed a defibrillator from the wall, and was going to say "Clear", before Lincoln said, "No no no!", and put the tool back. "It's probably a stroke.", Lucy said, to which Ericka comments, "Well, the only heart attack he'd ever get, is a stake through the heart.".
"Actually,", Lucy said, "It might be her.". "What where you're pointing, mister, I'm right here!", Ericka said, saying the way that Dracula looks at her is very creepy. "Besides,", Ericka continued, "Monsters were just living in the shadows, but now they're out in the open.", saying that they can now waved their hand, or claw or tentacle.
"But now,", Ericka said, "It's time to celebrate!". "You will enjoy gourmet dining, thrilling adventures, and nonstop entertainment,", Ericka continued, "As we go all the way to our final destination: Atlantis!". Everyone cheered, except for Lisa who said, "That's something I have to see, to believe.".
Soon, everyone gets settled in on the cruise, with everyone doing their own activities. Lucy was hanging out with Drac and his friends, but then, Ericka came over. "So,", she said, "You must be the one and only Dracula.".
"He is.", Lucy said, and Ericka was so excited to meet him, even commenting that he really doesn't age. "You know,", Ericka said in an accent, "I would kill for your skin.". "You speak Transylvanian.", Drac said, to which Ericka said that she always wanted to learn, as it's a romantic language.
"There's always something about an accent, that always makes a man sound so intelligent.", Ericka said, but Drac was now struggling to speak, to which Lucy and the rest of Drac's friends notice a pink glow between him and Ericka. "He's saying it's nice to meet you.", Lucy said, to which Ericka said, "Well then, 'alibooboo' to you too?".
"Drac,", Murray said, "Snap out of it!". "Hey Drac!", Frank said, but soon, Lucy said, "I always wanted to do this.". "Wake up, Drac!", she screamed, and soon Dracula soon snapped from his trance.
"What's wrong with you, Drac.", Lucy said, but when Dracula said that he might have socalled 'Zinged', everyone was in shock.
Meanwhile, Lynn Sr and Rita were taking Lily to the Kids Club, with Wanda and Wayne following them with their kids. "What's a Kids Club?", Wayne asked, to which Lynn Sr said, "It's a place to drop off kids, so we adults can have some alone time.".
When they went in, Sunny, who was the newest daughter of the werewolf family said, "Fish.", and Lily did the same thing, "Fishy!". Sunny and Lily became fast friends, and they are the only ones who were calm when the adults went to the Kids Club.
"So what you're telling me,", Wayne said, "Is that we can leave the kids here, all day, on purpose?!". "That's the point of a Kids Club.", Rita said, "You drop them off, and they have their own fun.", saying that it's a great place for Sunny and Lily to play together.
"Don't worry though,", the receptionist at the Kids Club said, "They have their fun, you have your fun, and at the end of the day, you pick them up.". "That's what I was going to say!", Lynn Sr said.
After dropping off the kids, the four soon realized that they can do whatever they want, with Rita adding, "We haven't spent some alone time ever since Lori was born!", as the four kept on saying, "Whatever we want.", in a trance.
As Ericka was going to go to the captains quarters, she kindly asked for a monster to lift up his tail. Soon, she went to a secret compartment in the quarters, and went done an elevator to a secret section of the boat.
"You were right Great-grandfather.", Ericka said, "Monsters are disgusting.". "Be with you in a sec.", another voice said, but this one is a male elderly voice. The man was revealed to be a cyborg, who is now in a wheelchair.
"Dracula, is he on board.", the man said, to which Ericka said, "Yep, I saw him face to face. I was nice to him, but then he showed me that gooey face and those fangs.". "It's even worse that I feared.", the man said, "But I soon realized something: A human can't defeat a monster. But I won't let that destroy our family legacy!".
The man soon went to a computer, but as he did, Ericka noticed that the ceiling is bulging. "Uh, great-grandfather?", Ericka said, "Do you think Dracula heard us?". But it wasn't Dracula, it was a different kind of stowaway.
"Monster!!", the man said, but the stowaway said, "Don't hurt me! I'm no monster, I'm a human, and I come in peace.". "I'm Morag!", Morag said, and when she looked at the man, she said, "You must be the legendary Abraham Van Helsing!".
"Yes? Why'd you ask?", Abraham said, to which Morag interrupted, "You're the most famous monsters hunter in history!", to which Abraham blushed a bit. "We don't allow stowaways on this cruise!", Ericka said, thinking that Morag is a bit weird.
"I came to ask a favor.", Morag said. "Do you know these kids!", she said, holding up the picture of the Loud Siblings. "Oh, that's the Loud Family.", Ericka said, "They are humans, well except for that one.", she said, pointing at Lucy.
"Yes.", Morag said sinisterly, "But what if I told you, that they are following Dracula's footsteps?". When Abraham heard this, he was shocked, "Really?!", he asked, to which Morag said, "Yes.".
"These two in particular, Lincoln and Lucy.", Morag said, "Are the most dangerous, as I truly hate them.". "And why's that?", Abraham said.
"They have allied with the Dracula family and are known as the 'Masters of the Dark',", Morag told Abraham, "Lincoln and his sister, Lucy, have foiled my plans to take over Loch Loud and destroyed the stone you gave to my ancestor.".
"Is that story even true?", Ericka said, to which Abraham interrupted, "Well, I think it is. And I have found the answer to solve both problems.". "After over 120 years, I have found a weapon so destructive, that it has destroyed the city of Atlantis, and now I have found both the city and the weapon.".
"Plus, why are you a cyborg,", Morag said, to which Abraham said that time passed, and he started to have his organs failing. "First my liver, then my spleen, followed by a kidney, or two.", he said, "And then, my golden locks. but I wouldn't let that stop me, as I replaced my organs with technology.".
"But your brain still functions, right?", Morag said, to which Abraham said, "Yes.". "But what about Lucy and Lincoln?", Ericka said, to which Abraham said, "Just follow my plan. We go to Atlantis and lure the monsters and the Loud family there, retrieve the instrument of destruction, trap them there, and then...". "We strangle them?", Morag said excitingly.
"Better.", Abraham said, "We wipe them out!". "But what about Dracula?", Ericka said to which Abraham said, "We will still kill him, but as of right now, don't kill him until we get to Atlantis.".
"Okay, I promise.", Ericka said, but Morag just whispered, "Don't trust him, I want to help. And I suggest we kill both Lucy and Lincoln first.". "But... but...", Ericka tried to say, however Morag said, "Do it or else.". "You're right.", Ericka said, "let's get rid of two Louds and Dracula.".