Author's Note: Here we are guys. The final chapter and epilogue. I think this one will be less heavy, but still sad. Honestly, Season 2 will be even more heavy. Well, at least the first few chapters. But you'll see when it's written. Let's begin! Or should I say...let's end! Oh! Disclaimer, I'm Bi in real life and so is Xandar. Why do I mention this? Keep reading!

Last time on Xandar's Helluva Adventures, The date and Ozzie's went horribly wrong. Roasts were made and heartbreak was in the air.

Now, Loona and Xandar attend the hound party separately, Blitzo becomes a shit show due to everything and Xandar has two shocking revelations.

Warning: Mild description of Gay/Bisexual intercourse.

Chapter Thirty-Two: Queen Bee

Loona's P.O.V:

I haven't cried in a long time. I wanted to believe Xandar would never cheat, but the proof was there. How could it be anything else? As I walked up to the party, Vortex smiled at me.

"Hey Loona!" He greeted. "What's up?" He asked but noticed my sad expression. "Woah. What's wrong?" He asked. "Where's Xandar?" He added.

"He...we're in a rough spot," I said sadly. "He cheated."

Vortex jaw dropped. "No way. It's not possible!" He gasped. I handed him the photo and he jaw dropped. "Wha-why?" He then thought of something and smelled the paper. "This wasn't a true cheat!" He shouted. Now I jaw dropped.

"What do you mean?" I demanded in shock. "The evidence is right there!"

Vortex sighed. "Look at the back. There's a tear drop. The demon who took this probably didn't want to," he explained.

I thought about it. A feeling of hope jumped in my chest. "Then there's still a chance! I can fix this!" I cheered.

"Yeah. But for now?" Vortex began. "Welcome to Bee's crazy hellhound party!" He announced as several hounds howled in agreement. I shrugged and howled as well.

ZZZ

Xandar's P.O.V:

I was at the hound party. But, I didn't want to be figured out. So I made a fake name and took a potion to mask my sent from...Loona. Now she won't know I'm here! But at least I'm here with her in spirit.

As I explored the giant building with gold and honey all around, I see a hound girl. She sees my hellhound disguise, walks towards me and she grabs my crotch area. "Want me to buy you a drink sexy?" She asks me licking her snout.

"Uh. No, thank you. I appreciate it though!" I say nervously and walk away uncomfortably. Man. Wait! What should my name be?

"Hey!" A tall, muscular Imp man says to me very seductively. "What's your name cutie?" He inquired.

"I'm...Paul!" I say hoping he bought it. He raised an eyebrow.

"You don't look like a Paul," he replied. I watched him as he looked down at my groin. "Heh. I think I'll call you Big Dick Larry." I jaw drop. "I'm Stephen. See ya around, Big Dick." He slapped my ass as he walked by.

"What the hell is wrong with these guys?" I ask myself exasperated. I then had to remind myself...this is a party. A party that's full of alcohol and lord knows what. I look at my reflection in a window. I look like a Dalmatian. A damn cute one too. Now I get it.

As I walk around, I suddenly hear a loud yell. I knew all too well who that was...

"-Maybe it's because I'm in the presence of a MASSIVE BITCH!" Loona roared. I shook my head. She's still angry. Fuck. Not going over there. I see Stephen look at me. He sticks his tongue out and places two fingers in front of it. He even wiggles his tongue a bit.

Well...it IS tempting. Buuuuut, I just had a breakup. Stephen walks towards me with two glasses of beer. Ah fuck it! I'm Bi and there's a first time for everything.

"Here ya go, Big Dick," Stephen purred.

I grab him by his shirt causing him to jaw drop. I smirk at him. "Just shut up and kiss me," I say pressing my lips against his. Our tongues mesh and I pull away for a second. Stephen looks confused. I then grab the beer and down it in one gulp.

He smirks as he pulls me into the bathroom. I look at him with a playful grin and reach to grab his pants. I unbuckle and pull down his pants and underwear. I'm greeted by 7 inches. "Well, well!" I say before putting his member in my mouth. As I go up and down he gasps.

"Fuuuuuuuuck," Stephen moaned.

ZZZ

Normal P.O.V:

As the party raged on, Loona was talking with Vortex and Xandar was...occupied. However, things were about to be VERY different.

"Ha ha! How are my dirty bitches doing toniiiight!" A voice announced. "Hell yeah, the honey is flowing tonight and this bitch about to get...fucking, wild! Let's get it started!" The female voice announced as the audience cheered.

Loona looked down at her beelzejuice uncomfortably, Vortex was smiling wildly and Xandar just left the bathroom with Stephen. Things were about to get interesting.

Chorus: Cotton Candy! Cotton Candy, candy, candy, candy!

Bee: Hey! I'm watcha need, I'm watcha want, I got it all! A carnival, I'll bring you up, I'll take you down. I'm sticky sweet, stuck in your teeth like cotton candy!

Chorus: Ah, ah, ah! Cotton Candy, cotton candy ah, ah, ah! Cotton candy!

Bee: I'm watcha want, not what you need!

Beelzebub winked at the audience encouraging cheers and making men and women faint. Xandar jaw dropped. "Who's that?" He asked in surprise.

Stephen looked at him and chuckled. "That's the Queen Bee. Beelzebub. Also!" He added kissing Xandar on the cheek. "That's for a fun time." He handed Xandar a slip of paper with a phone number. "Call me!" He said before walking away.

Xandar chuckled holding the paper. "That was...kinda hot." He then sighed. "I cannot get drunk enough to mentally erase this. But then again...I did break someone's heart. Fuck..."

Bee: Cotton candy skies! Sweet as apple pie! I can't help but shine! Brighter than the starlight in the sky!

Everyone was dancing to the beat. Even Xandar was dancing! Nothing could ruin this night! Loona though, switched between anger, awe and annoyance in a matter of minutes.

Bee: I'm watcha want! Not whatcha need! So what you want? Ya hungry? Take a bite! Get FUCKED tonight! Your Queen Bee brings the sweet stuff. So keep making me that mother fucking honey!

Chorus: Cotton Candy! Ah, ah, ah! Cotton Candyyyyy! Ah, ah, ah!

Bee: Cotton Candy skies! Sweet as apple pie, I can't help but shine, brighter than the starlight in the skyyyyyy!

There was an explosion rocking the room which sent cotton candy falling from the ceiling to the floor. Xandar grabbed a piece, shrugged and took a bite. Eyes widening in pleasure, He moaned at the taste. He then grabbed a glass of Beelzejuice and gulped it down in three sips.

The Queen Bee in question flew up to two certain individuals. That being, Loona and Vortex. Things are about to get interesting for sure. "Vortex!" Bee cheered. "The party is buzzing now, FUCK YEAH!" She then dusted herself off. "I feel I went a little too hard on the confetti this time though. I have like a rainbow, in my vagina right now."

Vortex raised an eyebrow while Loona jaw dropped in disgust. Vortex then realized something. "Oh Bee this is Loona! Loona, this is my girlfriend Bee!" He announced. Loona felt a pang in her heart.

Sometime Later

Blitzo was drinking and Loona was cheering him on. Loona originally wanted to leave and called Blitzo to pick her up...but then changed her mind when others revealed they knew Blitzo.

Xandar was starting to get drunk. Like, horrendously drunk. He had fucked two women and of course Stephen. He was about to be balls deep in another woman when Bee flew up to him. "Well hey there!" She began happily. "You're new here aren't ya?" She asked.

Xandar smiled. "Nice to meet ya, I'm...hiccup...Paul," he replied staggering. He then grabbed another shot glass and downed it before grabbing another martini glass.

"Really?" Bee asked in confusion. "You don't look like a Paul. You look more like an Alex. A Lee," she trailed off. As Xandar sipped on his Martini, Bee added, "Or a Xandar." Xandar gasped causing him to spit out and choke on his martini. "Wait a minute," Bee thought. "You're Xandar aren't you?"

"Xandar?" A familiar voice asked in shock. Xandar's blood turned to ice as he turned around. It was Loona.

"N-no...stay back!" Xandar shouted before running.

"Xandar! Wait!" Loona yelled running after him. Xandar, using a strange crystal, summoned a portal and jumped inside.

Loona fell to her knees. "Fuck..."

"Yeah!" Blitzo cheered. "Fuck him! Glad I fired that dick cheese," Blitzo slurred. Loona gasped in shock and began to cry. "What did I say?" Blitzo asked in genuine confusion.

ZZZ

Blitzo lied on the couch while Loona was pouring him a cup of water. She carried it to him and handed him the beverage. After taking a sip Blitzo sighed drunkly and hiccuped. "I had a really shitty day," he mumbled loud enough for Loona to hear.

Loona sighed. "You and me both." She then pulled out the photo. "Me and Tex found out that Xandar didn't cheat on purpose," she explained causing Blitzo's eyes to widen. "There's a tear drop on the back, meaning the cheat was not out of malice. But a trick."

Blitzo gasped softly. "Fuuuuck...I should have listened to him," he sobbed.

"I should've stayed to hear him out," Loona replied guiltily. "Tomorrow, I'm going to his apartment to apologize. Maybe even rekindle with him."

Blitzo nodded. "Do it Loonie. Do it." Blitzo placed his face on the pillow.

Loona smiled. "I love you, dad. Goodnight," she said going to her room. Taking a look back she sighed and closed the door.

Blitzo lifted his head up...and vomited all over the floor. "Fuuuck. Yeah, I needed to throw up."

ZZZ

Xandar placed a hand on his luggage. He was going to leave hell. He couldn't stay. Besides, he needed answers. He then saw his pants on a closet door. He hadn't worn it since he got to hell and got hired.

Sighing, he grabbed it and pulled it off the door. He then heard a flick sound as something hit the floor. Raising an eyebrow Xandar saw a slip of paper and picked it up. Upon seeing it he kicked himself in the ass. The paper read, "Arthur Damon, Crossroads Demon Extraordinaire."

Gasping in shock, He placed it in his pocket and ran outside. In the morning, he'd begin his journey. Not just to find his mother, but to find the demon who brought him here. He was going to find him, no matter what.

Author's Note: And thus the season is over. However, there is an epilogue next. So prepare for the end of this story and emotional shock in season 2! Thank you all so much for reading! See you next time!