The mighty prince Vegeta and Nappa were wondering the wastelands of this worthless rock when his scouter detected several life forms headed his way. They outnumbered him but they had pathetic power rating compared to an elite like himself, it seemed this was the best this 'Earth' could give him.
"Prince Vegeta, it seems the little worms didn't get the memo, after destroying one of their cities and all." The overgrown baboon chuckled to himself as a group of Earthling came into view.
"Greeting pathetic Earthing!" Said the prince while putting his hands on his waist.
"If you give me the Dragon balls, then I'll shall consider sparing your planet and give you the pleasure of being my subjects." But after a few seconds none of them gave a response, only a weird look of confusion.
Wear they deaf? So they wanted to be funny ay?
"Don't play stupid! I know you worthless insects now exactly what Im referring too. Now hand them over or die!" He raised his voice but they still didn't react.
more seconds went by and the fuze to his already microscopic patience was lit. Clearly he'd have to destroy more cities to prove his point, something he had zero trouble in doing.
"Wa, anatahadaredesu ka?" Peeps a small bald child without a nose and dots on his head.
"Karera wa watashitachi no koto o rikai shite inai to omou, kuririn." Says a a man with messy black hair and scars across his face.
Nappa growled. "What type of game your playing? Don't act stupid!"
"Dō demo īga, karera wa mondai o kakaete iru yōda." The Namekien spoke up with a look of boredom mixed with contempt all while a human kid hiding behind him.
Now Vegeta was angry and gritted his teeth. These weak, primitive, unsophisticated creatures were making a joke out of him. He powered up a ki blast to send them a first class ticket to hell when Nappa opened his mouth.
"Prince, it seems none of these weaklings speak the Universal language let alone the mighty Saiyan language."
Vegeta right now was feeling kinda stupid at that moment, the mighty prince of the most powerful race the universe had ever seen hadn't taken into account the language barrier he'd have to face. Everyone under that Lizard's control spoke the Universal language, helping to counteract the fact that there were over seven thousand languages in the known universe.
But wanting to save his pride like a good Saiyan prince looks at Nappa with the biggest smirk and says, "It looks like these ants can't understand us." Before throwing the ki ball into a mountain side and creating a house sized crater much to the such of these Earthlings.
"But no matter for we can help them understand." Vegeta didn't want to destroy his new colony planet just yet without getting the Dragon balls so he hatched a plan.
He looked back at Nappa and made a small grin.
"Do you know sign language?"
Nappa switched from looking at his sovereign to the Earthlings and then back at Vegeta with a look of horror.
"Please Vegeta! My p-"
"You won't have any pride if your dead, now do it." His voice was cold and Nappa knew he had zero choice in the matter.
swallowing his pride the big oaf walked up the group and took a deep breath. The Saiyan then pointed to himself
"Nappa." Banging his chest. "Naaaappaaaa." Just so they got his name right before he killed them for this embarrassment.
Then with as much grace a seven foot, three-fifty pound, genocidal mount of muscle could muster began to dance. He was glad no other Saiyans other then the prince was here to see this.
Nappa got on his tippy toes and backed up to Vegeta who crossed his arms, so full of himself at the moment. Surely they could understand the art of dance.
He made a smooth gesture to emulate putting a crown on Vegeta's head before bowing. Then he swirled and spun in representation of their homeworld.
But Nappa stopped, the prince nearly cussing him out before he saw the bewildered looks staring right at him. "W-what?! They STILL don't understand?" He gasped with angry boiling in his tone.
The prince remembered very well the ballet performances he was forces to undergo under Frieza, throwing away his sacred pride in order to stay on good terms with the lizard. Nappa and Raditz weren't as good as he was but atleast he didn't have to go through that hell alone.
But it seemed Nappa wasn't doing so good so the prince would have to save his henchman.
slicking his hair back and thanking whatever god listening to him that his father wasn't alive to see this, he bounced to Nappa's side and the two began the ballet.
suddenly everyone looked up as classical music from Earthling instruments played out from the heavens, so much for blessings.
The pair poured their hearts in the ballet which told of the tragic fate of the mighty Saiyans. Vegeta jumped into the air and landed on the ground with grace fitting for a noble and rapidly twirled and twirled and twirled into a spinning tornado of colors. He smoothed bowed as he slowed to a halt.
After two minutes of embarrassment and reopening of old wounds, the bastards we're laughing!
He was a prince and they were LAUGHING at him!
"Nanite kotoda!" Spluttered the scared human who who laughed the loudest out of all of them.
"Kono hito-tachi ga akuyakuda na-"
"GO TO HELL!!!!!!!"
KABOOSH!!!!!
Without a moments notice he fired a ki blast at the man who dared to mock him, the smoke quickly cleared to see the human in a semi fetal position dead in a crater.
The Saiyan prince had learned a lesson.
Shoot first, ask questions later...