(I am not affiliated with Fresh TV, Teletoon or CAKE Entertainment. I mainly made this for fun.)
(This might be extremely obvious but this is not canon to the actual story. This is set in an alternate timeline where there were different contestants and a brand new Total Drama Island.)
(Anyways let's continue! If you haven't seen the first part, go check that out it's on my profile!)
(The camera fades into Chris on the Dock of Shame recapping what happened last episode.)
Chris: Last time on Total Drama Island!
(The camera starts showing footage of episode 1 while Chris talks.)
Chris: 22 teenagers have signed up to stay at this old summer camp for this summer! With the chance to win one-hundred thousand dollars in cold hard cash through challenges, betrayal and elimination! Will they make it out of here alive?
DJ: Who knows, this might be an easy challenge!
(The camera cuts to the gigantic cliff from last episode and it zooms out.)
Heather: Thanks DJ...
(The intro begins to play.)
Dear Mom and Dad, I'm doing fine. You guys are on my mind, you asked me what I wanted to be and now I think the answer is plain to see, I wanna be, famous! I wanna live close to the sun, well pack your bags cause I've already won. Everything to prove nothing in my way, I'll get there one day. Cause I, wanna be, famous! Na na na na na, na na na na, na na naaaaa! I wanna be, I wanna be, I wanna be famous! I wanna be, I wanna be, I wanna be famous!
(The intro ends with the whistling of the ending.)
(The camera fades to the top of the cliff.)
Chris: So, your first challenge is threefold The first part of this challenge is to jump off of this 1,000 foot high cliff into the lake.
Brick: One thousand? Ok does anyone know proper safety when swimming?
Chris: It's in their contract, don't worry!
Chris: Besides that, there are two target zones below this cliff. The wider zone represents the area of the lake we have filled with...
(Sharks start jumping out the water as the contestants look in shock.)
Chris: Psychotic, man-eating sharks!
Chris: The other area of this lake is the safe zone, which we are pretty sure has no sharks.
(The camera cuts to Scott in the confessional.)
Scott: I never thought I would openly say this, maybe I have a extreme fear of sharks. Can you blame me?
Chris: This order will be randomised so one of you has to jump!
Tyler: Wow, so who's going first?
(Both teams are silent.)
Owen: Don't worry guys! I heard these type of shows make the interns do the challenge first to make sure it is survivable.
(The camera fades to Chris and Chef Hatchet on the cliff.)
Chris: We need to test the stunts first, you know that right?
Chef: Do I look like an intern to you?
Chris: Of course not, but the ones that we did have are all in the hospital.
Chris: Just jump it you chicken!
(Chris makes chicken noises at him.)
Chef: They don't pay me enough for this man.
(Chef puts on his swimming goggles and jumps off the cliff.)
(He lands in the wider target area.)
Chef: I made it, I made it man!
(The camera pans and shortly zooms in on chef.)
(Chef looks around quickly.)
Chef: Something just brushed by my foot!
Chef: Chris man! Something ain't right down here!
(Chef is dragged underwater.)
(Chef gets back up and screams before running to shore.)
(Chris writes down on a piece of paper.)
Chris: Looks safe to me!
(The camera cuts back to the contestants.)
(Eva walks over without saying a word.)
Tyler: Ok then..
(Eva dives off the cliff without saying a word.)
(She lands into the safe zone.)
(The Boat of Losers takes her to shore.)
Tyler: She made it! I'm going!
(He runs off camera before quickly running back.)
Tyler: Cowabunga!
(He tuck-jumps off the cliff.)
(He lands in the safe zone but hits something at the bottom.)
Tyler: Oh, ow!
(He hit a buoy when he landed.)
(The boat comes to pick him up.)
(Geoff prepares himself to jump off.)
Geoff: See you down there dudes!
(He jumps off.)
Geoff: Woohoo!
(Geoff makes it to the safe zone.)
(Izzy looks over the cliff.)
(The sharks wave up at her with a sinister smile on their faces.)
Izzy: If I can handle hand-to-hand combat with a polar bear. I can take on a few glorified dolphins!
(Izzy jumps off.)
Izzy: Yeah Ahahahahaha!
(Izzy lands in the safe zone.)
(Duncan jumps down without a word and lands in the safe zone.)
(DJ nervously looks down the cliff.)
DJ: I ain't doing it. I'm not jumping.
Chris: Scared of heights?
DJ: Yeah, ever since I was a kid.
Chris: That's ok big guy.
(Chris walks over to DJ with a chicken hat.)
Chris: Unfortunately, that also makes you a chicken!
(Chris puts the chicken hat on DJ's head.)
Chris: You have to wear this until the next morning.
DJ: Aw man.
(DJ walks down the cliff.)
(Ezekiel runs to the cliff and jumps.)
Ezekiel: Yee-haw!
(He hits a rock on the side of the cliff but still manages to land in the safe zone.)
Harold: Yes!
(Harold jumps off the cliff and lands in the safe zone but on his crotch.)
(Harold screams in pain as the others flinch.)
Sharks: Oooh!
(Harold sinks into the water.)
Chris: Woah...
Courtney: OK, I am not jumping. I have a condition
Chris: And what would that be?
Courtney: It prevents me from jumping of 1,000 foot high cliffs.
Noah: That's quite specific.
Chris: You can chicken out if you want, but it will cost your team this challenge.
Courtney: I'm looking at the remaining contestants, I don't think any of them will jump.
(The remaining campers step back from the cliff.)
(Chris puts a chicken hat on Courtney's head.)
Chris: Remember, take it off first thing tomorrow.
(Courtney walks down the cliff.)
Chris: That is 8 jumpers and 2 chickens.
(Lindsay is looking really worried and is very reluctant to jump.)
Bridgette: Lindsay? Are you ok?
Lindsay: No! I thought this was going to be a talent contest!
Bridgette: How about we jump together?
(Lindsay takes a deep breath and slowly nods.)
Bridgette: On 3!
(Lindsay and Bridgette get ready to jump.)
Bridgette: 1...2...3!
(They jump off in unison.)
(They both land in the safe zone.)
Lindsay: We made it!
Bridgette: We sure did!
(Dakota slowly walks away.)
Jo: And where do you think your going?
Dakota: Down this cliff to safety!
Jo: You are jumping.
Dakota: And why should I?
Jo: Because I assure that if you don't jump off, first one off the team!
Dakota: Knock it off Bossy Bruiser!
Jo: What did you just call me Princess Wannabe?
Dakota: Why are you telling me what to do when you just want to boss all of us around?
(The other contestants look in suprise.)
Jo: Going ahead and making assumptions, that just adds to your fame-hungry ghetto glamour famestar wannabe personality.
Dakota: At least I am popular, unlike you. If you're not popular, your life just has no meaning.
(The contestants gasp in shock.)
(Jo grabs Dakota as she tries to kick her.)
Jo: Hey Brickhouse! Help me!
Brick: I can't do tha-
Jo: Not you, the other one!
(Jo points to Owen.)
Owen: Yes ma'am!
(Owen walks over and helps Jo hold Dakota and they throw her down the cliff.)
(Dakota lands in the safe zone.)
Dakota: You're dead Jo!
Jo: Be thankful you aren't dead yet!
(Jo jumps off the cliff.)
(She lands in the safe zone.)
(She smiles at Dakota menacingly.)
Owen: I'm going!
Dakota: Uh oh..
(Everybody on the beach run into a nearby forest.)
(Owen jumps off, belly first...)
Owen: Nevermiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiind!
(Owen screams as he falls.)
(He lands in the water causing a huge tidal wave that caused the sharks to wash up on shore.)
(Owen pokes his head out of the water in the safe zone.)
(Everybody in the forest walk back on the beach.)
Trent: I guess I'm up..
(Trent jumps down into the safe zone.)
Staci: Did you know that cliff-diving was invented by my great great great great great great great-
Heather: Move it!
(Heather pushes Staci off the cliff and continues talking when she is falling.)
(She lands in the safe zone.)
Heather: Since I'm still here, I might as well jump.
(Heather jumps off and lands in the safe zone.)
Justin: Hey team, watch this.
(Justin jumps off and intentionally lands in the danger zone.)
Zoey: Did he just land in the danger zone?
Brick: It looks like he did that out of his own free will.
Cody: But why would he do that?
Cameron: Wait, look what's he doing!
Justin: Hey sharks! Sharks!
(Two fins start poking out the water.)
Cameron: He's luring the sharks to him!
Cody: MOVE!
Zoey: He's not listening to us!
Dawn: Don't alert him, he knows what he's doing.
Brick: Are you really sure?
Dawn: Yes, just listen to me.
(They reach up to attack Justin but he quickly turns around.)
(The sharks immediately become infatuated.)
(They carry him to shore.)
(Everybody looks in shock.)
Chris: Impressive move!
Scott: Ok, I'm not jumping! I have a shark phobia!
(Chris pulls out a chicken hat.)
(The Ferocious Vultures on the ground start making chicken noises at him.)
Lindsay: That's so lame right?
Heather: Yeah, totally.
Cameron: Ok, here I go!
(Cameron reluctantly jumps down.)
(He lands in the safe zone.)
Zoey: Is this really safe?
Chris: We made the interns do it, remember?
(Chef growls at Chris.)
(Zoey screams as she falls down the cliff.)
(Noah jumps after but doesn't say anything.)
Chris: We have 2 people left on the cliff. Cody and Brick.
(Brick salutes and then jumps off.)
(He lands in the safe zone.)
Cody: Oh, so it's all down to me...
Chris: No pressure dude.
(Cody looks at Chris sceptically.)
Chris: Ok there's pressure.
(The camera cuts to Cody in the confessional.)
Cody: I haven't been to any lessons or anything so I am really nervous.
Geoff: I don't think the little guy is gonna make it.
Zoey: Hopefully he survives... what am I saying of course he will! I hope...
Chris: Take a good run at it...
(Cody walks back slowly.)
(He runs at top speed off the cliff.)
(Cody keeps silent as he falls down the cliff.)
(The sharks immediately swarm around the safe zone.)
(Cody lands in the safe zone.)
(The Ferocious Vultures on land cheer for Cody when he lands.)
Cody: I actually made it!
Chris: Ok, 1 person chickened out on the Sneaky Badgers and 2 on the Ferocious Vultures.
Chris: So Sneaky Badgers, there are wagons at the end of the nearby forest.
Chris: They will be really helpful in the next part of this challenge!
(The camera cuts to a hot tub with a huge sparkle around it.)
Chris: Building a hot tub!
Chris: All the major supplies will be inside crates.
Chris: The other team have to use their bare hands to carry.
(The Sneaky Badgers cheer.)
(The Ferocious Vultures sigh.)
(The camera fades to the Ferocious Vultures with them holding their crates.)
(They are singing 50 Bottles Of Pop On The Wall as they walk.)
Ferocious Vultures: 49 bottles of pop on the wall , 49 bottles of pop, if one of those bottles just happen to fall, 48 bottles of pop on the wall!
(The Sneaky Badgers are pulling their crates while Eva and DJ are easily holding theirs.)
Eva: For one of the people that chickened out, you're actually really strong like me.
DJ: Thanks Eva.
Eva: No problem.
Izzy: How are you holding these crates so easily?
Staci: Yah, my great great great-
Harold: Nobody cares!
Staci: You guys are just jealous of me.
Staci: Anyways where was I, my great great great great
All Ferocious Vultures besides Staci: NOBODY CARES!
(Staci gives them a surprised look and stops talking.)
Cameron: We need to get moving, we're already behind!
Tyler: This guy is right.
(They continue pushing their crates.)
(The camera cuts back to the Ferocious Vultures.
Ferocious Vultures: 43 bottles of pop on the wall, 43 bottles of-
Duncan: Uh, guys we made it to the camp grounds.
Ezekiel: That was fast, eh?
Scott: I guess it was.
Heather: Quick, open the crates!
(Chris walks onto camera.)
Chris: Wait, you have to use your teeth open the crates.
Zoey: Our what?
Chris: Yes, your teeth.
Trent: What is the point of that?
Chris: I just thought of it and that is the only reason.
(Trent rolls his eyes at Chris.)
(The Sneaky Badgers despite having wagons are still behind.)
Dakota: Hey Jo.
Jo: What is it?
Dakota: Sorry about what happened last time, you're really strong you know that?
Jo: Really? Well sorry for pushing you off the cliff.
Dakota: I needed a push anyway, truce?
Jo: Sure.
(Jo and Dakota shake hands.)
(Dakota walks away.)
Bridgette: Did you actually mean what you said?
Dakota: Are you crazy of course not! She is the weakest person I have ever met.
Bridgette: If you think all those things about Jo, why did you truce with her?
Dakota: You haven't seen a reality show before? Keep your friends close and your enemies even closer.
Bridgette: Ok then.
Bridgette: Are we friends?
Dakota: I guess I can call you my ally.
(Dakota walks away.)
(The camera cuts back to the Ferocious Vultures opening their crates.)
(Owen takes the rope by his mouth walks back far and then let's go flinging himself into the crate taking the lid off.)
Owen: Wait, I think I got mine open!
Courtney: What's inside?
(Owen pulls out from his crate.)
Owen: I found a lot of pieces of wood. We're getting somewhere!
Dawn: Uh, excuse me Owen. Can you help me?
Owen: I'll try!
(Owen walks over to Dawn's crate and does the same strategy he did to open his crate.)
(Dawn pulls out from her crate.)
Dawn: Tools, and is this a pool liner?
(The Sneaky Badgers make it to the camp grounds.)
DJ: We made it.
Brick: Finally.
Harold: We have no time to lose, start building!
Justin: Sorry, you guys have to use your teeth to open the crates.
Cameron: Are you just messing with us?
Heather: We wouldn't joke about this, look what we have to resort to doing.
(Owen is still using the same strategy for the other crates.)
Lindsay: How is that possible?
Brick: I don't know.
Geoff: Hey everyone, gather at the cabin.
(The team run towards their cabin and Geoff pulls a crate over and stands on it.)
Geoff: So dudes, it's not too late. We can win, we just need to try.
(Harold looks tired, Tyler doesn't have a reaction and Staci is thinking.)
Staci: My great great great uncle John actually invented motivational speeches, before that, whenever somebody said something like that, no one felt anything.
(Geoff starts to cover his ears.)
Izzy: That was cool but looks like no one's reacting.
Geoff: Yeah this was a waste of time.
Izzy: How about I become team captain?
Geoff: Sure, I don't see any problems.
Izzy: First I need something.
(Izzy walks over to Chris.)
Izzy: Hey can I borrow your megaphone.
(Chris throws the megaphone to Izzy.)
(Izzy walks on top of the crate.)
Izzy: EVERYONE OPEN THEIR CRATE.
(All members of the Sneaky Badgers look really surprised and immediately get a crate.)
(The camera cuts to Eva in the confessional.)
Eva: How did I get scared of something like that?
Geoff: Woah...
Duncan: This is the last set of buckets we need!
(Duncan gives a bucket of water to Zoey and passes it to each teammate to fill up the hot tub.)
Scott: Just hammering in the final nail!
(Scott hits the nail on the board.)
Scott: All done!
Owen: The Ferocious Vultures rule!
(The entire team cheers.)
Cameron: They are way ahead of us, grab anything you find and make it into a hot tub!
DJ: Take these pieces of wood and a hammer try and make something out of that.
(DJ throws the tools towards Cameron.)
(He quickly puts the hot tub together with the wood and hammer but the boards are now skewed.)
Harold: Uh this doesn't look right...
Jo: It's better than nothing!
(Izzy runs up with a giant bucket of water.)
Izzy: Take this!
(Izzy pours the bucket into the tub.)
Bridgette: Just in time...
(The contestants hear whistle blow.)
Chris: Time's up campers! Time to see these hot tubs!
(Chris walks to the Ferocious Vultures hot tub and inspects it.)
Chris: I have to say, this is awesome!
(The Ferocious Vultures look at Chris really excited.)
(Chris walks to the Sneak Badgers hot tub.)
(Chris inspects it but water sprays in his face.)
(Chris quickly wipes off the water.)
(The hot tub collapses and the water spills everywhere.)
Chris: Well we have a winner, the Ferocious Vultures!
(All of the Ferocious Vultures cheer.)
Chris: Since you won, you get immunity from this vote along with 2 prises.
Chris: You get this hot tub for the rest of the summer and a wicked hot tub party tonight!
(They cheer even louder than last time.)
(The Sneaky Badgers all sigh at their lost, except for Staci.)
Staci: Yah, my great great uncle Louis invented hot tubs, before that people sat in boiling water getting burned.
(They stare at her with nothing but annoyance in their eyes.)
Staci: And my great great great aunt Luna invented parties. Before that nobody had fun, ever!
(The camera cuts to the Sneaky Badgers in the cafeteria discussing who is being eliminated.)
Tyler: It's really sucks we lost our first challenge.
Lindsay: It really does, but we might win next time.
Jo: Hmm...I like your attitude.
Eva: Anyways who is the first to go?
Jo: Well, Dakota was being a pain during the first part of the challenge.
Dakota: At least I jumped off!
Staci: What about...
(Staci points to Izzy.)
Staci: Her?
Izzy: I'm team captain, you can't do this to me!
Geoff: She's right, I let her be captain.
Staci: But who are we supposed to vote off?
Brick: I think we have already decided that...
(The camera fades to the campfire with the Sneaky Badgers sitting on the logs.)
(Chris picks up a marshmallow of a metal plate.)
Chris: Campers, at a usual summer camp, a marshmallow is supposed to be a delicious treat you roast by the fire. But here, marshmallows present life. I have 11 marshmallows on this plate. If you do not receive a marshmallow, you must immediately go to the Dock of Shame, catch the boat of losers and leave this island for good.
Chris: Our first marshmallow goes to...
Chris: Brick.
(Brick lets out a sigh of relief and walks to collect his marshmallow.)
Chris. Tyler.
Tyler: Yeah! Place at the table!
(Tyler walks to collect his marshmallow.)
Chris: Dakota.
Dakota: Yes!
(Dakota walks to collect her marshmallow.)
Chris: Lindsay.
Lindsay: Yay!
(Lindsay walks to collect her marshmallow.)
Chris: Izzy!
(Izzy quickly runs to collect her marshmallow.)
Chris: Harold.
Harold: Yes.
(Harold walks to collect his marshmallow.)
Chris: Cameron.
(Cameron lets out a smile and collects his marshmallow.)
Chris: Bridgette.
(Bridgette walks to collect her marshmallow.)
Chris: DJ.
DJ: Yeah!
(DJ walks to collect his marshmallow.)
Chris: Jo!
Jo: As expected
(Jo walks to collect her marshmallow.)
Chris: Eva!
(Eva lets out a smile and collects her marshmallow.)
Chris: Now it is down to Geoff and Staci. Whoever doesn't receive a marshmallow is the first one to leave Total Drama Island.
(Chris picks up the marshmallow and is ready to point.)
(Geoff and Staci look extremely nervous.)
(Chris soon points at Geoff.)
Chris: Geoff.
(Geoff lets out a sigh of relief and collects his marshmallow.)
Staci: Aw, I was doing so good!
(Staci sighs.)
Staci: I guess it is the Dock of Shame for me then.
(Staci walks away from the campfire pit and onto the Boat of Losers.)
(The boat leaves camp.)
Chris: Enjoy your marshmallows, your all safe, for tonight...
(The camera cuts to the Ferocious Vultures in their hot tub.)
(Owen raises a juice carton.)
Owen: To the Ferocious Vultures.
Cody, Heather, Dawn, Noah, Duncan, Courtney and Zoey: To the Ferocious Vultures!
(Dakota walks by the camera.)
Dakota: Are you recording this? Good. Those Vultures can enjoy their hot tub all they want, I will win this competition. No one is getting in my way.