*Backstage*

Wow I love touring but I'll be so happy to be back home in my own bed. Sleeping on the bus in a bunk is starting to make me feel cramped and confined. And someone has a major snoring problem "Kendall says as he looks at James"

Don't blame me on this! You're the one always up until 2:30 in the morning watching hockey videos! "James says"

Says the guy who spends 30 minutes in the ONE bathroom on the bus working on his hair like he's a 13 year old girl! "Kendall says"

Punk! "James says"

Diva! "Kendall says"

Moron! "James says"

Jerk face! "Kendall says"

Por favor deja de discutir! Nosotros tenemos un concierto para terminar! Tiempo de fiesta! "Carlos says glaring at both of them"

He's right "Logan says"

Are you siding with Carlos?! "James says"

Yes cuz he is very upset of how you guys have been arguing this entire tour "Logan says" I've got to call Camille before we go back on stage *Dials her number* Hey Cami. We're almost done with this concert. Why do I sound exhausted? Mainly cuz I have to keep breaking up fights between Kendall and James. They just had one and Carlos stopped them from arguing. I'm glad this is only a five day tour. If I hear them yell at each other one more time over something pointless and childish I'm gonna pull my hair out! I'll be bald before I graduate high school! *Hears them arguing again and sighs* I've got to go. Love you *Hangs up* What's wrong now?

He took my pretzels from the snack table! "Kendall says"

They're not yours! I didn't see your name! "James says"

You mean this name?! "Kendall says holding up a card with his name on it" I found it under the bowl! You put it there! You food stealer!

Guys stop it! "Logan says" If Gustavo catches you guys arguing he'll punish all of us! And Carlos clearly is about to pop a vain cuz you're stressing him out! You know this makes him sad!

*Kendall and James glare at each other but nod in agreement*

Ok dogs. Grab your mics time to sing Boyfriend then it's back on the busses and on the road to California! "Gustavo says loudly over all the backstage noise of the crew members packing up the heavy equipment"

Do what you do best guys "Kelly says high fiving all of them"

*The guys run out to the screaming crowd and perform the fan favorite song*