If Dot worked at Woolies

Customer #1: Excuse me, can you tell me where the liquid icy poles are? Do you know what I'm talking about?

Dot: Let's talk about us instead.

Dot kisses the customer. The customer just leaves.

Customer #1: Manager!

Liam: Oy! Dot! Did you just kiss another customer?

Dot: Yes!

Liam: That's fourteen in a row! I'm starting to hear complaints!

Dot: But he was very handsome.

Liam: You don't just go up to people, kissing them straight away, just because they're handsome.

Customer #2: Hey, can you tell me where the clearasil is?

Love hearts pop out of Dot.

Dot: Will you marry me?

Dot kisses the customer. The customer just leaves.

Customer #2: Some help you are.

Liam: Alright, that does it! I've had it! That's coming out of your pay!

Dot: Nooooo!