A/N: Last chapter time! This story was published in 2017 and is finally coming to a conclusion 6 years later! Also forgot I added a pairing to this ahahah. Let's see what I can do. Some characters might be a bit more mean-spirited than they actually are so sorry about that.
So enjoy the last chapter of a half-assed romance and a half-assed ending!
Soon enough, the blond girl who had 3 fairy godparents, walked across the street to to house of her best friend, who just so happened to be the boy who sacrificed everything for everyone.
Timmy Turner, age 12, had just lost his fairies.
If you knew Timmy, this wasn't an uncommon series of events. In fact, there were a number of times that irresponsible boy had lost the greatest gift given to him. But this time was different. This time, he gave them up willingly, not knowing if he would ever get them back. For once, finally owns up to the consequences of his actions.
Chloe knocked on the door of the Turner residence.
"You can come IN! The door is ALWAYS OPEN!" the iconic voice of Mr. Turner exclaimed.
"Uhm. I don't think that's something you should randomly blurt out loud Mr. Timmy's Dad..." Chloe said as she turned to open the door. As soon as the door was open she was suddenly swept from under her feet, and in a matter of seconds dangling over a randomly placed spike pit in the middle of the living room.
"Hmm. Well, excuse my language but WHAT THE HECK?" Chloe exclaimed. "Get me out of here this instant!"
"Honey, did you finally catch him?" A feminine voice rang out. Had to be Ms. Turner, who was most likely smarter than her husband, but not by much.
"Ugh. No." Mr Turner pouted. "It's just the tiny girl across the street. What a lame find. One day I WILL catch you Dinkleburg..."
Chloe blinked several times before coming back to her senses. "I don't have time for this right now. Can I be untied and taken to Timmy's room?"
"Whos' Timmy?" Mr Turner asked.
"Your SON?" Chloe exclaimed. She kept it a bit short cause she could begin to feel the blood rushing to her head.
"I don't remember a "Timmy" living with us, let alone having a son. Do you recall anything dear?" Mr Turner asked his wife, who just shook her head in confusion.
"Oh come on! An average kid who no one understands? His Mom, Dad, and Vicky always giving him commands?" Chloe paused for a second. "Ooo, that rhymes. Someone should make a song out of that... wait getting sidetracked."
"Are you trying to trick us into thinking we have a son so we can pay child support? I'll have you know not a single nickel is coming out of my paycheck!" Mr Turner proclaimed.
"No! What? No! That's bad you should always pay child support." Chloe argued back.
"Not where I come from." Mr Turner muttered.
"Maybe I can jog your memory. He has a loveable, adorable silly little pink hat on his head that matches his almost exquisite and perfect pink shirt. Not to mention those overly sized buck teeth, that to the average person might be a questionable choice of genetics, but to me, it's all I could ever dream of and-" Chloe caught herself and literally zipped her lips. She said way too much for her liking. Although she seemed to get the point across.
"I don't know what half those words mean." Mr Turner bluntly said.
"Buck teeth huh... Oh, you must mean the beaver that lives upstairs!" Mrs Turner exclaimed.
"Oh, Bartholomew! I guess you can see him, but no touching!" Mr Turner added as he untied Chloe from the spike trap. "But be careful, I'm sure he could bite off your hand if he tried."
"You two are a bunch of weirdos. And that's an accomplishment, even for Dimmsdale folk." Chloe said as she walked away. As soon as she got some distance, she signaled Cosmo, Wanda, and Poof over.
"Timmy's parents don't even remember him being their child! This must be some result of this weird parallel world..." Chloe speculated.
"Actually I think they're just always like that." Wanda sighed.
"I can't wait to meet Bartholomew," Cosmo added. "I know Timmy is our priority but he can wait right... I really love beavers."
"Dad, Timmy IS Bartholomew. Or actually, Bartholomew doesn't even exist!" Poof exclaimed.
"Can we stop talking about Bartholomew?!" Chloe and Wanda said in unison.
Eventually, the group of 4 had reached Timmy's room.
"Okay here's the plan." Chloe started. "I'll try talking to Timmy, under no circumstances should you pop in until I tell you to. I don't know if Da Rules still apply to people who've lost their godparents due to parallel universe shenanigans."
The three fairies nodded together. Well, more like two, Cosmo was already in the room.
"Heeey Bartholomew, want a carrot? I think beavers like carrots. Timmy did anyway."
"Wha wah wah WHAT THE HECK ARE YOU?" Timmy exclaimed in his room.
Everyone else facepalmed.
"Why did I marry an idiot again." Wanda sighed.
Chloe, Wanda, and Poof slipped into the room.
"Hiiii, Timmy... " Chloe said. "I know this might be quite the shock but-"
"Fairy godparents are real?" The boy with the pink hat finished.
"Fairy godparents are real- wait what?" Chloe said after.
"I dunno. Crocker always goes on and on about them. Especially in class. He was always on to you and I guess he was right." Timmy explained.
"Wow, I uh. Hmm, this is going a little differently than I expected it." Chloe left herself to ponder.
"Oh sport how I missed you, bring it in," Wanda said coming in for a hug until Timmy swiftly dodged it.
"Woah uh, stranger danger? Ever heard of it? You all kinda of just barged into my room and started spouting things. I kinda want some answers first."" Timmy said defensively.
"He has a point," Poof added on.
"The only thing he has a point on is his TEETH," Cosmo said while bursting into laughter. "Get it? Cause sharp buck teeth! Bartholomew sucks. Timmy would've found it funny.
"He IS Timmy," Wanda, Poof, and Chloe said in unison.
After that mishap. the 4 explained everything that happened that led to Timmy losing his fairies.
"Wow, so I wished my own fairy godparents away? That's hard to take in. Did I get a cool medal of honor or something?" Timmy asked.
"Uh, no," Wanda said after.
"Missed opportunity, to be honest," Timmy said.
Chloe was unsatisfied. "So that's it? You just learned you gave up your fairies in an ultimate sacrifice and you're not gonna try and get them back?"
"Well... My parents treat me like a pet beaver, my babysitter is pure evil, and my teacher who's drunk on fairy conspiracies fails me at every second. Wow, that does down horrible when I say it out loud." Timmy started. "But, I assume the old me knew all of that when he made that wish. He believed he could deal with all the problems in his life, as long as his friends would be safe. Me trying to get my fairies back after his sacrifice kind of undermines his whole 'thing' you know? I have to keep at this, for his sake, and I assume all of yours."
No one could believe what Timmy had just said. The most selfish and irresponsible godchild of all time just gave one of the most thought-provoking, logical, and redeeming speeches of all time.
"I never thought I would say this, but I think, Timmy is responsible..." Poof said in disbelief.
"What a time to be alive. I guess that wish really changed him." Wanda added.
"Aw. I'm gonna miss the weekly world-ending wishes." Cosmo said in disappointment.
The one person who really couldn't believe all this was the girl who initiated this trip in the first place. Chloe Carmichael was not going to accept this outcome. One might say what she was about to do was a bit irresponsible.
"Well, I'M not letting it end this way!" Chloe exclaimed.
"Chloe, what are you saying?" Wanda asked.
"Timmy, the whole time we were sharing godparents, you were the selfish one. But now, it's my turn to be selfish!" Chloe asserted grabbing Timmy's arm.
"Uhh. What do you mean? Help! The crazy girl is grabbing my arm and won't let go!" Timmy pleaded.
"Can't help you there big bro," Poof stated.
"Maybe Bartholomew can," Cosmo added.
"For once, you wanted to be all heroic, at the cost of everything! Your life, your friends, and even me!" Chloe said getting a bit flustered. "So no, I'm not letting that happen. Cosmo, Wanda, Poof, charge up those wands because we're about to make a big wish."
"But what are you going to wish for? Under the probation, we're still not allowed to unwish any of Timmy's wishes! We can't unwish his wish to not have fairies!" Wanda exclaimed.
"We're not. You'll see." Chloe laughed a bit to herself.
"I WISH I NEVER HAD FAIRY GODPARENTS-"
"ENOUGH," a loud boom voice echoed before Chloe could finish her wish. In an instant, Jorgen Von Strangle appeared with a POOF.
"I-I didn't know fairies could come out this big..." Timmy said to himself.
"You better hope he didn't hear you say that," Poof added.
"Chloe, just WHAT ARE YOU TRYING TO DO." Jorgen boomed.
"If Timmy was going to live his life without fairies, then I was going to as well!" Chloe said.
"But I need ONE of you two to have fairies," Jorgen explained.
"Then it's the both of us or nothing," Chloe said crossing her arms.
Jorgen punched the wall out of slight annoyance. "You puny humans and your puny values of friendship. FINE. You both can have fairies again. And just for the heck of it, Timmy can have his memories back."
"Yippe," the 4 shouted in unison.
"Wait a minute. Wait a minute." Timmy waved his hands. "If I get my memories of the old timeline back, what would happen to this timeline and my memories of this one? Are you going to revert the time to before I wished to lose my fairies? Wouldn't that cause a paradox? Wouldn't you erase an entire timeline full of people? And wouldn't that put us where we started-"
"Ugh. I hate PUNIER humans who ask PUNIER questions." Jorgen said. "We're fairies. It's magic. It'll work out." Just like that, Jorgen waved his wand and just like before, a bright flash of life shone over the entire world.
Once the light show had ended, Timmy, Cosmo, Wanda, Poof, and Chloe were all seated outside in the grass as if it was just another day.
"So THAT happened," Poof said to break the silence.
"What an adventure," Wanda said as she finally got to relax.
"I'm going to miss Bartholomew," Cosmo said on the verge of tears.
"Oh, you big oaf. We can go pick out a beaver for you at the pet store.
"But it won't be the same," Cosmoe whined.
Wanda looked at Timmy and Chloe. "If you need us, you know how to reach us."
"No, we don't." Timmy and Chloe said in unison.
"It works out regardless," Poof said as the fairies POOFEd away.
All that was left was Timmy and Chloe to reflect on what happened.
"I can't believe you were about to wish your life away over me," Timmy said to Chloe.
"Well, of course I was. You did the same thing," Chloe replied.
"But then there would be no way we would've met each other and become this close." Timmy bluntly said which shocked Chloe a bit.
"I'm sure we would've eventually. The world works in mysterious ways." Chloe said.
"Not without us bickering back and forth. You forget I hated your guts back then cause you seemed perfect. But you're far from it" Timmy laughed.
"Yea yea. Hey! That was slightly mean. Take it back!" Chloe retaliated.
"Nuh-uh." Timmy snickered.
The two lay in the grass in silence for a while, in a bit of awkwardness.
"Sooo. What was that thing you were going tell me."
"What thing?"
"You know, on our 12th birthday, right before we were about to get attacked by crazed hobos?"
"Oh yeah. It's not that important anymore."
"What no. Tell me."
"Well, it's cause I think I have my answer. But I don't know yours."
"Is there ever a time you're not cryptic?"
"I like you, Chloe."
Chloe instantly sat up in disbelief at what she just heard. She did hear correctly, right? And this wasn't someone parallel world again, right?
"Wow, that was really easy to say. Here I thought I would've had to wish myself to say it." Timmy said to himself.
"You're not real," Chloe said, still in disbelief.
"Uh, ouch? Still not the worst reaction I had in my head." Timmy concluded. "You don't feel the same way, do you? After all, I've been chasing Trixie basically my entire life. It's pretty much a shock."
Chloe shook her head furiously. "No, it's just... I never thought I'd hear you say that. You really did become responsible huh?"
"I was always responsible."
"Nice lie."
The two looked at each other and started laughing. Chloe eventually closed in with a hug. "Well, luckily I feel the same way. So you don't need to wish to forget me again, okay?"
"That definitely didn't cross my mind. Okay, that was another lie, yes it did." Timmy admitted as he returned the gesture.
"Finally it happened," Wanda stated.
"So does that mean I win the bet?" Poof asked.
"Not really, only that Cosmo lost," Wanda replied.
"So not only did I lose 5 cents, I now have this STUPID BEAVER," Cosmo yelled.
"It's not cool to eavesdrop guys." Chloe scolded the fairies.
"Yeah like what the heck. That was like my top 5 coolest moments. I hope you got it on tape." Timmy asked
Poof gave a thumbs up as Timmy clenched his fist in approval.
"So what now sports?" Wanda asked.
"I know I just had my character development and everything... But, I wish for a huge pet space dinosaur!" He paused for a second. "Who can breathe fire."
"Back with the world ending wishes again." Chloe facepalmed. "Oh well."
"Ooo oo, can I name it Bartholomew?" Cosmo asked eagerly.
"Yes, you can." They all said in unison.
"Never change Timmy, never change," Cosmo stated as the three fairies waved their wands. The adventures of godparents and godchildren continue.
