"Doctor, who's that woman under the TARDIS?" Clara asked. "Oh her, well, she, " the Doctor scratched his head, finding nouns and appropriate adjectives. How do you describe River to a normal person anyway? "She's a TARDIS troll. " I keep coming up with these scenarios on how Clara would meet River. Ever wonder what would happen then?
Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,795 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/8/2013 - 11th Doctor, River Song/Melody P. III