Episode 29: A Space Race! (The Musical!)
Mew was wearing an astronaut costume.
"Do I have to wear this..." Mew frowns.
"Yes." Pumpkingking said offscreen. "It's a cannon even-"
"Fine whatever ugh.. so last time on Mew's Newest World Cruise! The final four did all sorts of challenges in Alola! Some did good while others were screwed over, should've picked better Vespiqueen haha!" Mew smiles as it shows scenes of Vespiqueen being angry at Tapu Lele.
"Afterwards Squirtle was voted off due to being a physical threat in the finale! Now it's down to the two geeks of the show to battle it out Eiscue and Numel! A newbie player and a veteran original player!" Mew grins showing scenes of Eiscue and Numel getting hurt throughout this season.
"Who will take home the Wish Prize and who will win nothing! Find out on this episode of Mew's Newest World Cruise!" Mew announces.
(MNWC Intro)
The cruise ship sailed across the ocean.
In the grand ball room only two players were sitting on separate tables.
"Wow to think this place used to be full feeding over 60 players at the same time, and now it's just the two of us huh." Eiscue smiles.
"...yea." Numel looked uninterested as he ate his food.
"You know Numel, I thought you'd be a bit more enthusiastic about reaching the finals and defeating over 62 other players." Eiscue looked at him oddly.
"I am... it's just I'm thinking what I'll use my Wish prize on... I was originally gonna use it on what my parents wanted me to use it on, but now that I think of it.. why do I even do what they say, I'm an adult already." Numel shrugged.
"Wouldn't had known with that tiny body..." Eiscue whispered to himself while looking away, however since the ball room was so quiet, Numel heard this barely.
"Says the grown ass man playing with teens." Numel rolled his eyes.
"Hey! I'm 24! I'm not that old, plus it has always been my dream to join a reality TV show, doing challenges, making alliances, it's all so exciting!" Eiscue smiles.
"Mhm.." Numel looked bored as he ate his food.
"I think I must've done something right in order to get this far... I have a lot of friends watching this show at home, so I hope I give them a good finale!" Eiscue looked proud.
"...that's cool... doubt my parents are even watching this thing..." Numel looked bored.
"What about your friends?" Eiscue asked.
"What friends? Only friend I ever had is Vespiqueen..." Numel shrugged.
"Wait you actually like her? I thought you were just using her as cover or like a tool for you to advance in the game, perhaps extra votes?" Eiscue proposed.
"...no... well.. originally she was that yeah... but spending a long time with her made me appricate certain things, the way she talks, the way she thinks, I don't know... she's very nice once she stopped being so spoiled... I think this show changed her for the better..." Numel looked thoughtful.
Pumpkingking teleported in.
"Yo Brian and Nohdy! Your final challenge is about to start... (snicker).. No D." Pumpkingking giggled
"For fuck sake... real mature Co-Host..." Numel looked angry and began to walk away.
"Excuse me how do you know our real names?" Asked Eiscue.
"I know everything." Pumpkingking smiles
"Oh.. uh okay..." Eiscue frowned and walked out to the room as well
The cruise ship kept sailing for a bit but eventually it landed on a small coastal town
(Ambrette Town - Kalos Region!)
"Welcome finalists to the Kalos Region! The land of love!" Mew smiled
"If the final challenge is me having to kiss Eiscue I'm quitting." Numel stated
"Am I that ugly?" Eiscue looked sad
"Your final challenge is easier than that! You will... GO TO SPACE!" Mew announces
Silence
"You're joking right." Numel raised an eyebrow
"First of all, he and I are geeks we aren't rocket scientists... second of all.. how would we even breathe in outer space!" Eiscue asked
"PumpKingKing will use his magic to give you uhhh space breathing invulnerability, or something..." Mew mumbled the last part.
"So will we get there by like using rockets or some sort of unidentified flying objects?" Eiscue asked smiling.
"Nah, we are too lazy and low budget for that... you just get your choice on which of these previously eliminated players you wanna ride to space with!" PumpKingKing snapped his fingers and three players popped into existence.
"What... why am here..." Solrock boredly looked around.
"And this is why being randomly teleported sucks!" Lunatone looked annoyed.
"MUFFLED HUMPF HMM MUMBLE HMMF!" Minior was muffled.
"Huh... I don't remember there being a Minior..." Numel frowned.
"Well you see here my camel buddy, Minior is a player from the old Alolan Olympics show! I watched that when I was a young lad." Eiscue smiles.
"Didn't ask." Numel growled.
"Screw you too then..." Eiscue looked angry.
"So choose one of these losers to get you to space!" Mew smiles.
"Uhhhh Solrock looks the biggest and strongest, so I choose her." Numel shrugged.
"And why would I ever help you..." Solrock rolled her eyes.
"Because if you don't, once I win the race I'll wish for Druddigon to never exist." Numel glares.
"...k whatever." Solrock levitated next to Numel, who smirks.
"Well Minior looks tiny and unstable..." Eiscue frowns.
"MUFFLED HUMFP HMM HMM MUMBLE MUFFF!!!" Minior screamed but it was muffled.
"So I guess I'll choose Lunatone..." Eiscue shrugs.
"Awesome! This is why being picked doesn't suck!" Lunatone smiles.
"So hosts where are we even taking them.." Solrock looked bored.
"Oh right, you will take them at the end of this Solar System and back." PumpKingKing smiles.
"WHAT!?" The final 2 and their parents screamed.
"You got any idea how long that's gonna take!" Solrock glares.
"It's a distance of approximately 2.5 light-years away! We won't ever reach the end!" Lunatone spoke.
"Nerds, I'll just give you all boosted speed for it gosh..." Pumpkingking snapped his fingers.
"Wooo look how fast I am!" Lunatone began to levitate fly super fast.
"I'm not even gonna try that" Solrock deadpanned
"Now get on your assistants finalists the space Race is about to start!" Mew smiles
"Huh you'd think the space race challenge would've taken place in Almia, Oblivia, Kanto or Unova right?" Lunatone asked
"Please don't talk to me" Solrock side eyed him
Lunatone frowns.
Pumpkingking began talking to the helpers
"I'll boost all of your space rocks speeds up to Mach 8 for easier interstellar space travel, have fun and whoever reaches the soil of this planet last is automatically eliminated!" Pumpkingking grins.
"So T Minus 10, 9, 8, 7, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1; BLAST OFF!" Mew spoke.
The four pokemon began flying super fast.
"Woah! This speed is way too fast!" Lunatone yelled as Eiscue was holding onto him for dear life.
"Ugh you're both such babies..." Solrock rolled her eyes as Numel was struggling to grab hold of her spikes as she flew into the outer atmosphere, they were all now in Space.
"Hmpf muffled mumbled hmmp!" Minior spoke in earth with the hosts.
"You said you couldn't had gone huh Minior, maybe if you didn't SUCK you would've been picked." Mew grins.
Minior: MUFFLED HMFP MUMBLE MUFF! (headbutt Mews)
"Ow! You asshole!" Mew glares.
The finalists and their helpers were flying through space quickly when suddenly a musical jingle appeared.
Ding!
"What the hell was that?" Numel asked.
"It's a musical Ding! You must sing for this final challenge or you'll be automatically eliminated." Pumpkingking smirks as he was flying with them in space at hyperspeed.
"What singing?!" Numel looked disgusted.
"I mean I don't have a problem with singing if I have too I guess.." Eiscue looked unfazed
"You two meteor helpers must sing as well." Pumpkingking told them
"What why..." Lunatone frowns
"I'm not singing, it's cringe..." Solrock looked bored
"If you don't, I'll make your lovers Volcarona and Druddigon die in the most painful way possible." Pumpkingking looked angry
Lunatone and Solrock looked angry
"Fine..." They all groaned.
Music: Pokemon Omega Ruby/Alpha Sapphire - Vs Deoxys
(Space sounds of epicness)
Final Two: We have gone!
Eiscue: Where no~ normal pokemon usually goes!~
All Four: We have gone!
(Extremely fast rap part)
Numel: Flying through space, trying to get first place, I'm winning this race, so get out of my face!
Eiscue: Speed is too fast, the space is so vast, empty and aghast, Hope I won't get last!
Lunatone: Flying to a meteor, trying to reach its exterior, to show everyone we're the best and aren't inferior!
Solrock: Still singing poorly, doing this challenge boredly, looks like in all the time I was gone, still nothing has changed...
Lunatone: Gooooo, we are flying~ at a nice pace!
Numel: Get ready to be in last place!
Eiscue: Gooooo! We aren't about to lose when we're this close!
Solrock: Surely we'll be able to easily defeat those... (She glanced at Eiscue and Lunatone)
Numel: We are in Space! We're in a Space Race!
Eiscue: We are in Space! We're in a Space Race!
Lunatone: We are in Space! We're in a Space Race!
Lunatone and Solrock: We are in Space... We're in a Space Race!...
Eiscue: Moving real fast, I'm not getting last, you guys I almost get to pass!
Numel: Singing a tune, we passed the moon, you're a complete loon, if you think I'm getting out soon!
Lunatone: Let's be less aggressive and all work together, so maybe we can win better!
Solrock: We are quickly zooming through these planets, some made of granite, don't know what your plan is, but I'll carry you through this...
Numel: We have gone.. up... to space..
Solrock: Get out of my face, or you're going down in this race!
Lunatone: Zooming through space trying to not get last place-
Numel: Why are we even doing this craze..
Solrock: Whatever.. I'm dashing through space, picking up my pace, I'll leave you all behind, my trace!
Lunatone: This speed is to the max, I can't even relax, I'm speaking facts, I wish coming here I'd take backs!
Eiscue: Gooooo! We are almost out of our system!~
Lunatone: Don't you think we should assist them? (He glanced at Numel and Solrock)
Eiscue: No, they aren't really our problem aren't they?
Numel: Ugh can't you go any faster! (Glares)
Solrock: Whatever you say master... (rolls eyes and goes faster)
Solrock and Lunatone: We are in Space! We're in a Space Race!
Lunatone and Solrock: We are in Space! We're in a Space Race!
Eiscue and Numel: We are in Space, We're in a Space Race!
Everyone/All: We are in Space! We're in a Space Race!
Solrock: Ugh nerd stay on the tracks, I'm trying to win, so I hope skills you don't lacks!
Lunatone: Traveling to a meteor, I will break it's Interior, to show everyone I am superior!
Eiscue: Passing through asteroids, dodging black hole voids! I'm literally just trying to avoid those...
Lunatone: Rapping so fast, my voice can't keep up, zooming through lyrics 'till I get that mic drop!
Solrock: We have gone...
Numel: Where no~ pokemon ever goes!~
Eiscue: One small step for penguins of all kind, who can't fly and now in space i myself find!
Solrock: Very amusing to take such a leap, but let's win this show and the victory rewards reap.
Lunatone: We're getting closer, and I'm not gonna be a Loser! So we're gonna try to lose em! (pushes Numel who's still on his meteor)
Numel: Hey enough, watch your tone, because i aint afraid of a lone moon like you..
Eiscue: Gooooo, I see the end of the finish line! (They see the edge of the solar system)
Solrock: Looks like you've run out of time..
Numel: Noooo, do not think you've won, after I'm done with you... you'll be gone!
Solrock: We are in Space! We're in a Space Race!
Eiscue: We are in Space! We're in a Space Race!
Numel: We are in Space! We're in a Space Race!
All/Everyone (Numel, Solrock, Eiscue, Lunatone): WE ARE IN SPACE! WE'RE IN A SPACE RACE!
(Song Ends)
The finalist were riding on top of their meteors and did a U turn on the edge of their solar system, now they were returning back to Kalos at a mach speed of 27.
"Come on Solrock, we are almost back to earth!" Numel grins as he was riding the large orange rock at super speeds.
"...yea sure whatever..." Solrock just boredly flew.
"Oh man we are a tiny bit behind!" Eiscue looked worried.
"Mysteries of life..." Lunatone spoke.
"Actually.. we are behind because you kept smashing asteroids and meteors to break them!" Eiscue looked angry.
"I had to show my dominance as the superior rock, I ain't inferior to these common space stones..." Lunatone rolled his eyes.
"Oh my fish... let's just hurry up Lunatone, we almost make it back to earth!" Eiscue was holding tightly into the crescent moon shaped pokemon.
Lunatone began to focus and think of how proud Volcarona would be if he reached before Solrock and Numel, so he began to go faster, but it was only enough to catch up to the other finalists.
"Give it up already, I won, Solrock blast them." Numel grins.
"...fine..." Solrock shot a psychic blast at them, Lunatone tanked it but looked annoyed.
"Hey! Rude! Lunatone shoot them!" Eiscue glares.
"This is why kicking your ass doesn't suck!" Lunatone shot a psychic blast at Solrocks face.
She now looked pissed off.
There was an epic space battle where the two asteroids kept shooting psychic blasts at eachother, sometimes they were able to dodge but they usually got hit.
By the end, they ran out of PP and both Lunatone and Solrock looked tired and hurt as they were approaching earths atmosphere, they entered its orbit and all four began to be engulfed in flames!
The four screamed in pain as they were above the Kalos Region and they were approaching Ambrette Town yet again!
The screen went black as the four crashed, the episode ended.
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Finalists:
Nohdy Gravels (The Realist)
Brian Koch (The Fan)
Helpers:
Sunny Roca (The Schemer)
Herald Doris (The Know it all)