Caillou was dreaming about going to the circus. he dreamed he was whipping a baby pikachu in front of a cheering crowd. caillou then woke up and was very excited to go to the circus! he told gilbert he was going to the circus today! caillou then went to the bathroom to get dressed and brush his teeth. caillou's father boris walked into the bathroom and told caillou he did a good job. caillou told his father he was getting ready for the circus! boris then had to tell caillou the bad news; the circus was not today, but in fact tomorrow. caillou was not having it! caillou screamed and cried that no, it is today, the circus is today! boris told caillou to come downstairs and help him make toast like duckies. caillou screamed no, and then started playing with his toy car. the toy car then lost a wheel! caillou screamed, "silly car! silly!" then caillou threw the car onto the floor and started to throw a temper tantrum, banging his fists on the floor while screeching his fucking head off. boris then told caillou to shut the fuck up and that he woke up rosie. caillou kept throwing his temper tantrum. boris then gave up, and used his dark magic to open up a portal and he picked up caillou and threw him into the portal, never to see caillou again. caillou was transported into jimmy neutron world! caillou hoped to find a circus in this universe. jimmy neutron was kicking rolie polie olie babies in the face for fun. caillou asked jimmy neutron if there was a circus in this world. jimmy neutron decided to kidnap caillou by spraying his super retro spray at caillou and causing caillou to fall asleep. jimmy neutron dragged caillou to his laboratory. caillou woke up to find himself strapped to a wall as jimmy neutron did an evil laugh! jimmy told caillou that he was going to do experiments on caillou! caillou screamed and said no! suddenly, the walls crashed down and principal willaby threatened jimmy neutron to a duel. willaby got out his bubsy gun and jimmy got out his ray gun. jimmy shot first and willaby dodged the ray gun shot. then willaby shot his bubsy gun at jimmy and jimmy's big bulbous head exploded into a billion pieces of blood, guts, and brains! "guess that will be your last brain blast! ha ha" willaby said to jimmy while laughing at him. willaby then told caillou to fight him. caillou agreed! caillou used his fists to punch willaby in the face. willaby used his willaby fu to kick caillou in the nunchucks and caillou screamed. caillou's screams were so obnoxious and loud that blood sprayed out of willaby's ears. then billy the wizard popped out of nowhere with magic! billy the wizard zapped both principal willaby and caillou and they both exploded into blood and guts and thus died. billy the wizard was then eaten by captain falcon! captain falcon then ran around causing havoc all over retroville until he was shot to death by mickey mouse's strange world branded machine gun. mickey mouse then bought retroville and became the dictator of retroville, ruling it over with an iron fist.