Hey, guys! Welcome to my first ever Wander Over Yonder OC Fanfic named, 'Wander and Amble Over Yonder!'. I hope that you guys will enjoy the new story...anyway, I don't own anything except for my OCs, and the OC Dave belongs entirely to 9655.
NOW LET'S GET ON WITH THE STORY!
{Wander and Amble Over Yonder- Season 1, Episode 1: The Greatest}
Deep in space, we cue to a small pink planet placed in the middle of the stars as the planet was, strangely enough, bouncing around to some peppy music joyfully, and hearts fly off it as we zoom into the planet and see a small town currently celebrating what seems to be a small carnival as we a small montage of the citizens of the planet having fun and kissing each other as they were enjoying themselves. The creatures are named Binglebops, and they are small, multi-colored, pear-shaped, toy-like, peaceful alien lifeforms that seem to thrive on happiness and fun as they also seem to be very affectionate with each other as the citizens tend to hug and kiss one another every few minutes or so. Anyway, after the Binglebops had their fun, they all suddenly gathered around a small castle to address their king as an older male Binglebop stepped out of the castle and smiled at his citizens brightly as he raised his hands into the air cheerfully.
The Alien Being is a 1-feet-tall, 42-year-old Male Binglebop with black eyes that have girly eyelashes, two flowers placed on top of his head, white facial hair in the form of a mustache with a small mouth underneath, two little stumps for hands with no fingers, Purple Skin, a pear-shaped pudgy fluffy body, two little stumps for feet with no toes, and the only piece of clothing that he wears is a small yellow crown placed on his head. His name is King Bingleborp, the King of Binglebopolopolis.
"I, King Bingleborp of the Binglebops, declare this Bingleberry Festival the best in the history of Binglebopolopolis!" King Bingleborp shouted as all of the Binglebops cheered happily. "Hip, hop, hooray! What a wonderful...day!" King Biggleborp cheered while blowing kisses at the audience as they did the same before kissing each other as the Binglebops continued having their fun until suddenly a skull-shaped ship crash-landed onto the ground, destroying a few of their houses and nearly killing a few Binglebops as the skull ship suddenly flew back up and, weirdly enough, grinned at the scared alien creatures sinisterly as it laughed evilly.
"WRONG!" A loud scream erupted from inside of the ship as the ship suddenly opened up its mouth, and a huge, realistic-looking tongue popped out as it rolls down to the ground and the Binglebops trembled in fear as an eye-shaped creature appeared from inside of his ship as he glared at the Binglebops sternly.
The eye-shaped creature is a 2'2-feet-tall, 28-year-old Male Watchdog as he has a large eye with a red/purple iris that acts as his 'head', four-fingered hands, Pink Skin, a humanoid body with a muscular build, four-toed feet, and his outfit consists of a black uniform with a lightning bolt mark on it, a pointed black helmet, and red gloves/shoes. His name is Commander Peepers, Lord Hater's chief advisor, strategist, second-in-command, and the Leader of the Watchdogs.
"This planet is now under the control of...Loooooooooord Hater!" Peepers shouted while moving aside as a large skeletal alien appeared, and his cold glowing green glare sends shivers down the Binglebops spine as a flash of lightning roared in the background.
The Evil Overlord is a 6'2-feet-tall, 33-year-old Male Unknown Alien Creature with shrunken green eyes that has black pupils, two yellow horns planted on his head as they were in the shape of lightning bolts, two holes that act as a nose, ragged-looking shards for teeth, five-fingered clawed hands, a humanoid muscular skeleton body, five-toed feet, and his outfit consists of a red/black cloak with a hood covering most of his head as the cloak also has a dripping blood design on it, light brilliant gold raggedly forearm-length gloves, and wears black/white sneakers. His name is Lord Hater, the self-proclaimed 'Greatest in all of the Galaxy'.
"Hater to King Bingleborp. Hater to King Bingleborp. Come in, you royal bitchiness!" Lord Hater screamed mockingly while walking over to grab King Biggleborp as the Evil Alien Conqueror lifted him up into the air to glare into his eyes menacingly.
"And, without further delay, WATCHDOGS ROLL-," Commander Peepers yelled before being interrupted by Lord Hater as he roughly coughs at him, getting his attention as Lord Hater gave his second-in-command a brief glare and Commander Peepers flinched in fear before sighing in irritation as he realizes what his boss wants him to do. "But before we invade your planet, let me formally introduce Lord Hater's future successor in destruction and mayhem, Lady Loathe," Peepers says blankly, not as enthusiastic as he was when he introduced Lord Hater, as a young female teenage Skeletal being emerged from the ship and crossed her arms as she glances down at the Binglebops with an emotionless look on her face.
The young teenager is a 5'4-feet-tall, 15-year-old Female Unknown Alien Creature with shrunken red eyes that has black pupils, two pointy purple horns planted on her head as they were in the shape of lightning bolts, two holes that act as a nose, ragged-looking shards for teeth, a more outward chest, five-fingered clawed hands, a humanoid muscular, yet slim skeleton body, five-toed feet, and her outfit consists of a long-sleeved, black/red tank top with a hood attached to the shirt as it covers most of her head and a red skull symbol design planted on her shirt, small spiky black/red shoulder pads, light brilliant gold raggedly arm-length gloves, floor-length black/red skirt, and wears bloody red high heels. Her name is Lady Loathe, Lord Hater's future successor in villainy and, surprisingly enough, his real biological daughter.
"...Whatever." Lady Loathe says bluntly as she pulled out her phone and began texting someone, most likely her Alien Boyfriend as Lord Hater smiled down at his daughter and patted her head affectionately, much to Lady Loathe's annoyance as everybody sweatdropped by her nonchalant attitude toward the severe situation.
"She's quite the charmer, isn't she?" Commander Peeper asked the Binglebops sarcastically before regaining his composure as he glared down at the scared citizens of Binglebopolopolis. "WATCHDOGS! ROLL OUT!" Commander Peepers commanded as an army full of his people appeared and began marching out of the Skullship as they all slide down the large town and started making their way into the town as each of them held a weapon in their hands.
"HATE'S GREAT! BEST VILLAIN! HATE'S GREAT! BEST VILLAIN!" The Watchdogs, who all looked almost exactly like Commander Peppers except that they wore small helmets that have a single lightning bolt planted on them, chanted loudly as the terrified Binglebops screamed in fear at the sight of the Lord Hater's minions and ran away as the Watchdogs chased after them. "HATE'S GREAT! BEST VILLAIN! HATE'S GREAT! BEST VILLAIN!" Watchdogs chanted as they split up into multiple small groups and began raining down chaos and mayhem on the town as a few Watchdogs blew up a few buildings, burned a couple of houses down to ashes, and corraled the Binglebops together to either punch, kick, or blast them away.
"Meh, cool." Lady Loathe says while glancing over at the destruction that the Watchdogs have left behind amusedly as she, her father, and Commander Peepers stomp over to Binglebop Castle with Lord Hater roughly carrying around King Bingleborp by his flowers as Lord Hater turns over to grin at his daughter sinisterly.
"Yes, sweetie, this is mega cool, and soon you will see more cool stuff like this because I, Lord Hater, will soon have every single planet in the universe in my grasp! Even pathetic little specks like Banglebrop will be under the control of...LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORD HATER!" Lord Hater shouted with lightning flashing in the background as Lady Loathe's amused smile immediately disappeared after hearing her father's gloating as she sighs in annoyance and rolled her eyes as she went back to her phone.
"I-It's actually Bingleborp." King Bingleborp says weakly.
"...I'LL CALL MY NEW PLANET WHATEVER I WANT!" Lord Hater shouted childishly as they approached the castle, and the evil conqueror raises his foot as he used his superhuman strength to break through the wall and entered the building as Commander Peepers and Lady Loathe followed after him. "You see, sweetheart, when the entire universe is mine, then, and only then, will I finally be..." Lord Hater says before the scene paused as we zoom out and see Lord Hater's shadow standing on top of the distressed planet of Bingleborp as the title of the chapter appears. "...IN ALL THE GALAXYYYYYY!" Lord Hater shouted while laughing evilly as Lady Loathe stopped staring at her phone momentarily and gave her father a confused look as she turned over to Peepers.
"Why did he pause for a bit?" Lady Loathe asked Commander Peepers as the eye-shaped creature shrugged.
"And in the far, far, far, far, far, far, far, far, far, far, far, far, far, far, far, far, far, far, far, far, far, far, far to the future moment when I will eventually die, you will soon take my place as the..." Lord Hater says before the scene paused as we zoom out and see Lord Hater's shadow standing on top of the distressed planet of Bingleborp as the title of the chapter appears again. "...IN ALL THE GALAXYYYYYY AND RULE THE UNIVERSE AS MY SUCCESSOR OF VILLAINY!" Lord Hater shouted while laughing evilly again as an annoyed Lady Loathe turned over to her father and crossed her arms as she glared at him in irritation.
"Seriously, why do you keep doing that?" Lady Loathe asked as Lord Hater ignored his daughter and walks over to King Bingleblorp's throne as he sits down on it and laughs maniacally...but then abruptly stops as Lord Hater realizes that he was a little too big to sit on the throne and his butt got stuck onto it as Lady Loathe giggled at the sight of it.
Blushing in embarrassment, Lord Hater angrily stood up as he removed the throne from out of his ass and zaps it into non-existence with his cosmic lightning as Lord Hater then snaps his fingers and waited impatiently as a couple of Watchdogs walked in while bringing in a much bigger throne with skulls and spikes on it as they set it down and Lord Hater quickly sat on it as he continued laughing with lightning flashing in the background. A few minutes later, we see three Watchdogs sculpting a statue of Lord Hater in the middle of town as a few other Watchdogs were forcing a couple of sad Binglebops to walk across the town and into their new prison cells as one of the Binglebops was lagging behind, and an annoyed Watchdog zapped him to hurry up as the Binglebop screamed in pain and started bouncing away faster as two purple Binglebops popped their heads out of the bushes and glanced at their destroyed home solemnly as they turned to each other sadly.
"Oh, whoever will save us, now?!" One of the Binglebops cried out in anguish as he and the other Binglebop kissed each other and hugged each other in fear as a heart appears above them, and it promptly breaks apart as they cried.
~{Wander and Amble Over Yonder: Theme Song}~
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Wander and Amble Over Yonder!
In the deep vastness of space, we cue to the Yonder Galaxy, where we see a couple of happy-go-lucky Wander and Amble walking across various planets that they have traveled to in the past as they held hands and smiled at the readers as they continued visiting all types of amazing, weird, unique and exciting new planets.
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Wander and Amble Over Yonder!
But they weren't alone as their trusted companions, Sylvia, Dave, and Magic Carpet, appeared and grabbed their respective friends as they tossed them into the air, and Wander landed on Sylvia's back while Amble landed on top of Magic Carpet as Dave winked at them and the Zbornaks and the Magical Rug stood up straight and struck fierce battle poses as Wander took off his hat and waved it around with a cheerful smile as Amble smiled at the readers cutely and then held out her arms as she fired dual streams of ice from out of her hands that came together to form the words 'Hello!' in cursive.
Wander! Wander!
Amble! Amble!
Over! Over!
Yonder! Yonder! Wander! Amble! Yonder! Yonder!
After throwing a couple of punches into the air, Sylvia drops down to the floor with Dave doing the same thing as Wander realized what the Zbornaks were going to do and swiftly grabbed Slyvia's reins as said person and Dave let out a couple of loud neighs as the Zbornaks ran off on all fours while leaving behind a couple of dust trails in their wake as they ran off. Not wanting to be left behind, Amble grabbed her friend's tassels and squeezed them gently as Magic Carpet got the secret message, and he flew off after Wander, Sylvia, and Dave as Magic Carpet easily kept up with them as the Group began traveling across the wide and amazing galactic starry cosmos.
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Wander and Amble Over Yonder!
Amble giggled at the feeling of the wind hitting her face as Wander, Sylvia, and Dave appeared and ran beside her and Magic Carpet as the Star Nomad grinned at hearing his little adopted sister laugh while Sylvia and Dave smiled amusedly as the group ran across several planets before suddenly stopping as Wander spotted something that made him gasp in wonder and immediately told everyone to stop as they followed his demand and stared at the furry alien creature confusedly as an excited Wander turned over to his sister and pointed ahead as Ample looked to where he was pointing and smiles widely at what she sees as she began bouncing in excitement.
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Wander and Amble Over Yonder!
Standing before them were all kinds of different aliens of all shapes and sizes as Wander and Amble clasped their hands together and squealed in excitement at meeting new friends as the Adopted Brother and Sister jumped off of their respective friends' backs and ran over to introduce themselves to their new friends as Sylvia, Dave, and Magic Carpet shared a knowing look and rolled their eyes playfully as they followed after their friends.
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Wander and Amble Over Yonder!
After Magic Carpet had wrapped himself around Amble's neck like a makeshift cape, the small cat-like alien walked alongside her adopted brother and best friend as the group went over to the aliens and introduced themselves to their new potential friends as Wander, per usual, greeted them enthusiastically by tilting his hat and shaking their hand/tentacle/tongue while Amble beams at them cheerfully with her usual bright smile as she did a small curtsey, Dave nodded at them politely, and Sylvia and Magic Carpet simply waved at them casually from their respective places as the aliens smiled at their off-world visitors and greeted them back.
Wander! Wander!
Amble! Amble!
Over! Over!
Yonder! Wander! Yonder! Amble!
Once everyone had introduced themselves to each other, the gang was treated to a grand tour of all of the planets that they had visited as the native aliens showed off their respective planets, and Wander's eyes widen in amazement at what he sees as Amble looked around in pure wonder, and Sylvia and Dave had a calm smile on their faces with Magic Carpet wiggling around happily as the group enjoyed their visits to these amazing and glorious worlds.
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...And then their visits were immediately interrupted rudely by a familiar skull-shaped ship crashing down on the planets as Wander and Amble visibly flinched in surprise at Lord Hater's sudden presence while Sylvia, Dave, and Magic Carpet glared up at the Skullship as the mouth of the ship opened up, and its tongue rolled out as immediately numerous Watchdogs started piling out of the ship and began spreading chaos and mayhem as many of the planets' citizens could only look in horror as Commander Peepers stood on top of their planets' respective leaders and raised his hand in victory as Lady Loathe stood beside him with a bored look on her face as she was texting on her phone.
And if that wasn't bad enough, Lord Hater himself showed up on the scene as he hovered in the air and grins down at the terrified citizens below him sinisterly as his skeletal hands lit up with green electrical energy, and Lord Hater begins to laugh evilly as he began raining down giant green electrical thunder blasts down at the planet before him and smirked deviously at the destruction and misery that he's causing as he continued spreading his hatred and evilness onto the universe.
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Wander and Amble Over Yonder!
...Only to be blasted in the back by a huge ice beam as Lord Hater yelped in surprise, and, before he could react, his body was covered in ice, well except for his head, as Lord Hater screamed and started falling through the air as he crash-landed onto the ground. After recovering from the fall, Lord Hater groans lightly as he shakes his head and looks around as the self-proclaimed 'Greatest in the Galaxy' wonders what the hell just happened before his eyes widen in horror as a smiling Wander and Amble suddenly appeared and hug him as Lord Hater glared down at them furiously and tried to escape from his icy prison, but failed as Lord Hater groans in misery and hangs his head in defeat as his worst enemies continued hugging him.
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Wander and Amble Over Yonder!
Back with Commander Peepers, we see him getting tag-teamed by the Zbornaks and the Magical Rug as Magic Carpet wrapped himself around Peeper's slim tiny body and lifted him up high into the air as he held the eyeball-like alien upside down, and a smirking Sylvia and Dave began using Commander Peeper's body as a living punching bag as the Lovebirds continued punching his face left and right. After getting pummeled for a few seconds, a groaning Commander Peepers turned his head as he saw Lady Loathe standing in the background, doing absolutely nothing to assist him whatsoever as Commander Peepers glared at her in anger and ordered her to help him out as Lady Loathe blinked at him boredly before going back to her phone as Commander Peepers stared at her in disbelief and fumed as he was about to yell at her, only to get interrupted by the Zbornaks as they continued beating him up and Lady Loathe grinned at the sight of him getting his butt handed to him by two horses and a magical living rug as she laughs amusedly.
Wander! Wander!
Amble! Amble!
Over! Over!
Yonder! Yonder!
Wander! Amble! Yonder!
Lord Hater's eye twitched in anger as Wander and Amble hugged him tightly as he started trembling furiously and roared as Lord Hater used his cosmic lighting powers to escape from his icy bonds as well as sending Wander and Amble flying away as they crash-landed onto the ground and groaned in pain as the duo rubbed their heads and looked up as they saw a furious Lord Hater glaring down at them with his eyes glowing bright green as his hands glowed brightly with fierce electrical rage. After staring at a pissed-off Lord Hater for a few seconds, Wander and Amble turned to each other...and grinned as the Star Nomad grabbed the small Nebulan's paw, and they ran off as an angry Lord Hater chased after them while throwing multiple lightning bolts at Wander and Amble.
Thankfully the alien adoptive duo was able to dodge all of Lord Hater's lethal attacks as Wander avoided his electrical blasts by bouncing around the battlefield as Amble did the same while also using her Frostonium powers to protect herself from Lord Hater's cosmic lightning as the siblings also performed several funny poses ranging from making smiling faces at the readers before making angry faces as they also blew a kiss at the readers, threw a heavy metal sign, made a heart gesture, pretending to hug each other in fear, and even switch each other's clothing as Lord Hater roared in anger and continued chasing after them.
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After messing around with Lord Hater for a little while, Wander and Amble decided that they had enough fun for the day as they called over for their trusted companions, and they were quick to heed their calls as Sylvia ran over to Wander and picked him as she placed him on her back and zooms while Magic Carpet swoops in as Amble used her snow powers to propel herself onto her best friend's back as Dave appeared beside them and the Group ran/flew off at high speeds with a furious Lord Hater, an injured Commander Peepers, and a bored Lady Loathe following after them as a great chase rang out.
Once they made enough distance from their enemies and friends, Wander pulls out a jar of Orbble Juice from his hat while Amble pulled out her own jar of Orbble Juice from out of her sweater as the siblings rapidly formed two separate sets of bubbles around them, Sylvia, Dave, and the Magic Carpet were quick to use the bubbles to fly out of the planet that they were visiting as they zoom off to space with Lord Hater and the others following after them in the Skullship as the scene paused a bit, and we see a smiling Wander waving at the readers cheerfully while Sylvia gave the readers a confidant smirk as she had her fist into the air, Dave grinned widely and flexed his muscles as a laughing Amble flew above them on Magic Carpet, and Lord Hater's Skullship angry face could be seen in the background as the title of the story appeared above them.
Do-do-do-do-do!
~{Wander and Amble Over Yonder: Theme Song Over}~
Unknown to the citizens of Binglebopolopolis, we see a couple of people standing/floating on a big mountain with the sun shining down on them as we zoom onto them and see a furry orange creature sitting on a blue horse-like alien as there was also a small purple cat-like creature sitting on top of what seems to be a floating rug and another horse-like alien stood beside them as all of them had serious, angry expressions on their faces...before a 'ding' sound was heard as the orange's creature's face instantly brightened up.
The orange creature is a small, 3'1-feet-tall, 10,000-year-old Male Star Nomad with large expressive white eyes that have black pupils, two small tuff of orange hair placed on top of his head, a small orange beard, four-fingered hands, thick orange fur, a humanoid lollipop-shaped slender body, five-toed feet, and his outfit consisted of a big floppy light green hat with a black stripe above the brim as it has a yellow star located on the black stripe, knee-high socks, and blue tennis shoes. His real name is unknown, but most folks call him Wander, Amble's older adopted brother and Sylvia and Dave's best friend.
"Wow!" Wander exclaimed with a big smile on his face as he looks around the nearly destroyed city of Binglebopolopolis, strangely enough, excitedly. "What a neat little town! There's a little park, and cute little buildings...games, and rides, and–,"
"Uh, Wander? I don't think you realized this, but Lord Hater and his Watchdogs are currently in the process of destroying this little town." The feline alien says while raising an eyebrow confusedly at her brother's demeanor as the floating rug holding her nods in agreement with her statement.
The cat-based alien is a short, 2'2-feet-tall, 10-year-old Female Nebulan with big expressive dark blue eyes that have light blue pupils and three eyelashes on each eye, large pointy dark-blue ears, a light blue nose, three whiskers on each side of her cheeks, a singular sharp canine tooth that hangs out of the corner of her mouth, two small fluffy paws with three human-like fingers, dark-blue fur, a humanoid cat-like body, a long dark-blue tail, three-toed little feet, and her outfit consists of a small light purple bow placed on her head, a large long-sleeved dark purple sweater that covers her entire body and has a symbol of a star planted on her chest, and light purple Mary Jane shoes. Her real name is unknown, but most folks call her Amble, Wander, Sylvia, and Dave's adopted little sister, and Nomad-In-Training.
The floating rug is a 10,000-year-old Male Magical Flying Carpet as he is mostly colored dark blue with black accents, a light blue floral pattern with a large yellow star design planted in the middle of the carpet, and has four black tassels planted on each corner of the rug. His name is Magic Carpet, Amble's best friend, guardian, and mode of transportation.
"Huh, really?" Wander asked while looking up at Amble as he looks genuinely surprised by what she said.
"It's true, Wander it looks like we stumbled upon another planet that Lord Hater is aiming to conquer and unless we want to spend the rest of our lives rotting in one of Lord Hater's cells we have to leave...again." One of the horse-like aliens says with an annoyed snort as the other horse-like alien growls in irritation while tightening his fists in anger.
One of the aliens is a 5'5-feet-tall, 29-year-old Male Zbornak with big expressive white eyes that have purple pupils, a big flippy tuft of red hair jutting upward from his head with a big flippy tuft of red mane underneath his neck that acts as a beard, a long neck, a pair of long muscular four-fingered arms, Purple Scales, a semi-humanoid horse/dinosaur-like body, a large purple scaled tail with a tuft of black fur on the tip of his tail, a pair of large muscular two-toed feet, and his outfit consists of black reins that was wrapped around his muzzle and a black/blue saddle placed on his back as it had red accents. His name is Dave, Wander, Amber, and Sylvia's best friend.
The second of the aliens is a 5'3-feet-tall, 28-year-old Female Zbornak with big expressive white eyes that have black pupils, a big flippy tuft of red hair jutting upward from her head, a long neck, a pair of long slim yet muscular four-fingered arms, Blue Scales, a semi-humanoid horse/dinosaur-like body, a large blue scaled tail with a tuft of red fur on the tip of her tail, a pair of large slim muscular two-toed feet, and her outfit consists of black reins that was wrapped around her muzzle and a black/red saddle placed on her back as it had yellow accents. Her name is Sylvia, Wander's noble steed/best friend.
"Grrrrrr, everywhere we go, he's out there conquering planets, takin' over towns, and just bein' a flarf narblin', no fun havin', JERK!" Sylvia yelled out in pure outrage as Amble gasped in surprise while Magic Carpet nodded in agreement to what Sylvia said as Wander remained silent.
"Sylvia! Swear!" Amble scolded while pointing at her as Sylvia flinched and sheepishly rubbed the back of her head as she turned to look down at Amble with a guilty look on her face.
"Sorry, sweetie, it's just that guy makes me so mad that I just wanna go up to his bony little face and-YAH! WOOH! WAH!" Sylvia yelled while punching and kicking the air rapidly before calming down as Dave reached over to place his hand on her shoulder.
"Sylvia, trust me, I get how you feel, I hate Lord Hater too, but getting angry isn't going to fix anything," Dave says as Sylvia takes a deep breath and chuckled bitterly as she crossed her arms with a huff.
"Yeah, I guess you are right. Besides, come on, you gotta be crazy to try and stop Hater. Huh, right, guys?"
"..."
"Guys?" Sylvia asked confusedly as she and Dave turns around and were surprised to see that the others had disappeared, including Amble as Magic Carpet was startled to see that Amble wasn't on his back anymore. "Wander? Amble, where did you guys go?"
"I don't know. They were literally just here a few seconds ago." Dave says while he and Sylvia looked around in confusion as he then turned to Magic Carpet. "Hey, Rugman, do you know where Wander and Amble ran off to?" Dave asked as Magic Carpet shrugged...before freezing up as he panicked and frantically pointed behind them as the Zbornaks whirled around, and their eyes widen in horror/shock as the Lovebirds spotted Wander casually walking over to the carnival while holding a confused Amble's hand as they approached the city.
"W-What?" Amble asked confusedly, wondering how the heck did she get there, as Amble looks around, and her eyes widen in fear as she realizes that her brother was leading her straight toward a group of Watchdogs. "U-Uh, Wander? I-I don't think it's a good idea to talk to them." Amble says nervously as Wander turned to look down at her with a reassuring smile on his face.
"Ah, don't worry, Amble, I know you're shy around new people, but once you get to know them, I'm sure you will get to like them and they will start to like you as well!" Wander says cheerfully, thinking that was the reason why Amble was so nervous as the small Nebulan frowned and shakes her head as Amble was about to correct him on the real reason why she was scared to confront the Watchdogs but didn't have time to do it as they approached the Watchdogs. "Howdy, fellas!" Wander greeted the Watchdogs gleefully as the eye-shaped aliens spotted them and immediately went into battle stances as an oblivious Wander continued smiling at them while a nervous Amble hid behind her brother.
"Folks call me Wander and this is my little adoptive sister Amble." Wander says while gesturing at Amble, who hid further behind Wander as the Star Nomad rolled his eyes playfully and turned back to a group of stoic Watchdogs. "Oh, don't mind her, y'all, she's just shy around new people, but once she warms up to you, you will see how much of an amazing person she really is! Anyway, we really like your town! What's your name?" Wander asked a Watchdog, only to yelp as the Watchdog grabbed him and pulls him into the crowd.
"Wander!" Amble shouted worriedly before squeaking in surprise as two Watchdogs grabbed her by the back of her scruff, and Amble's pupils dilated as she lets out one last small meow before going limp as the Watchdogs lifted her up into the air.
"Take him to Lord Hater!" The Watchdog, who grabbed Wander, ordered.
"And take this cat to Lady Loathe!" One of the Watchdogs holding a paralyzed Amble yelled.
"Yeah! She's been meaning to get a new pet after she zapped the last one to ashes!" The other Watchdogs shouted, causing Amble to shiver in fear as she tried to escape from their grip, but no matter how hard she tried, her body refuses to move as Amble moaned in annoyance and began being dragged away by the Watchdogs as Wander popped his head out of the crowd of Watchdogs and saw them dragging his sister away as he gasped worriedly.
"Amble!" Wander shouted while reaching out to try and grab her, but was pulled away by the Watchdogs as they tossed him out of the crowd and begin punching him around as they brought him closer and closer to King Bingleborp's castle.
"HATE'S GREAT! BEST VILLAIN! HATE'S GREAT! BEST VILLAIN! HATE'S GREAT! BEST VILLAIN! HATE'S GREAT! BEST VILLAIN!"
"Oh! Ow! Whoa! Ow! Uh! Oh!" Wander says while yelping in pain as he was continued being tossed around like a ragdoll by the Watchdogs as Sylvia, Dave, and Magic Carpet's shocked looks quickly turned into a more angry, determined look as they turned to each other and nodded as Sylvia and Dave raced down the tall mountain with lightning speed while Magic Carpet flew beside them as they glared at the Watchdogs.
"Oh, it's on, you little scuzzmonkeys! RRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHH!" Sylvia and Dave roared in anger as the Young Zbornaks ran towards a pack of surprised Watchdogs and began wailing at them as Sylvia used her immense strength to punch one of the Watchdogs away while Dave twirled around to tailwhip a Watchdog away so hard that he flew to a destroyed building as he crashed inside.
Huffing, Sylvia stoically stood up as she saw that several Watchdogs surrounded her and glared at her fiercely as Sylvia gave them an equally fierce glare and smacked her fists together as she gestured for them to attack her. Taking the challenge, one of the Watchdogs leaped up to try and strangle Sylvia into submission, but thankfully, Sylvia's battle instincts kicked in as she reflexively lifts her tail and used it to grab the Watchdog by his waist as Sylvia slammed him on the ground so hard that the floor cracked as the Watchdog was instantly knocked out and Sylvia tossed him away as five more Watchdogs appeared and leaped up to try and dogpiled on the angry Zbornak, only to receive a whirlwind of pain by Dave as he leaped over to use his martial arts to punch, kick, headbutt, tailwhip, and falcon punch every Watchdog away as a mild shockwave rang out from the sheer force of his punches alone and Slyvia stared up at him lovingly as Dave landed beside her and the Zbornaks stood back to back as they shared a grin and nodded as the Alien Lovebirds rushed over to continue attacking the Watchdogs.
"Let me go! Let me go, you one-eyed freaks!" Amble shouted while squirming in her enemies' hold as she tried to use her powers to escape, but after feeling them tighten their grip on the scruff of her neck, Amble froze up as she moans and went limp again as the Watchdogs continued dragging her away. Seeing this, Magic Carpet grew angry as he zooms across the battlefield and skillfully dodged each of the Watchdogs' grabs as Magic Carpet reaches the Watchdogs holding Amble and sweeps them off their feet as they yelped in surprise and fell down onto the ground as a screaming Amble was sent flying through the air and was about crashed onto the floor, but thankfully, Magic Carpet swoops in and grabbed Amble as the cat-like alien sighs in relief.
"Ah, man that was close. Thanks, Carpet." Amble says while smiling down at her friend as Magic Carpet raised one of his tassels and forms it into a thumbs-up as Amble beams before freezing up as she and Magic Carpet saw several Watchdogs surround them and pulled out their guns as they pointed their weapons at the duo. "Uh, oh," Amble says while raising her hands as she gave the angry Watchdogs a sheepish look. "Come on, guys, can't we talk this out? Is this because of the 'One-eyed freaks' comment? Because if it is, you guys should learn to chill out." Amble says, not noticing that her paws were radiating with icy blue energy as she had accidentally fired a wave of cold energy that froze multiple Watchdogs in thick ice and caused the remaining Watchdogs to jump back in surprise/fear as Amble blinks slowly at what just happened.
"Uh, okay, I know this looks bad, but I did not mean to do that-Eep!" Amble says before squeaking in surprise as the Watchdogs opened fire on her but was thankfully saved by her friend as Magic Carpet flew off and the Watchdogs continued firing on them as Magic Carpet started doing aerial maneuvers to avoid the laser blasts heading their way. "I guess we can't talk this out, huh?" Amble asked rhetorically while holding onto Magic Carpet as she turned around, and her paws glowed with icy energy as she began firing multiple ice blasts at the Watchdogs below, freezing them in ice as Amble also froze the laser blasts heading way too close to her and Magic Carpet' comfort.
"HATE'S GREAT! BEST VILLAIN! HATE'S GREAT! BEST VILLAIN! HATE'S GREAT! BEST VILLAIN! HATE'S GREAT! BEST VILLAIN!" The Watchdogs chanted as they continued passing a grunting Wander along with the crowd.
"Oh! Ow! Goh! Oh! Oh! Oh...oh, oh, ohhh, ho, ho ho ho! There, there, that's the spot, yeaaaah." Wander says with a relaxed tone as, at first, the Star Nomad was feeling pain from their punches, but his pain eventually changed to pleasure as Wander felt the Watchdogs punch away the aching pain in his back that he was feeling for a while. "Thanks, fellas, my back's been killin' me for days! But, travelin' through the universe will do that to you, right? You know what I mean, right? Right? Right? Right? Right?" Wander asked the Watchdogs repeatedly, only to receive blank stares as an oblivious Wander missed this and turned over to look at his friends. "Hey, Sylvia, Dave, right?"
"Right!" Sylvia and Dave shouted in unison while bolting toward a new group of Watchdogs at top speed as the Zbornak bombs into them and began wailing on them relentlessly. "Left! Right! Left! Right! Left! Right!" Slyvia and Dave screamed in unison while literally beating up the Watchdogs left and right as they continued fighting them.
"Hey, Amble! Carpet! Right?"
"Right!" Sylvia and Dave shouted in unison while bolting toward a new group of Watchdogs at top speed as the Zbornaks bomb into them and began wailing on them relentlessly. "Left! Right! Left! Right! Left! Right!" Sylvia and Dave screamed in unison while literally beating up the Watchdogs left and right as they continued fighting them.
"Sure, it's fun and all, but, phew! Sometimes, you just need to kick back and relax!" Wander says while lying down on the crowd of Watchdogs casually as Amble and Magic Carpet flew around him in the background while Sylvia and Dave continued beating up the Watchdogs as they slowly made their way over to him. "I mean, don't you just wish that sometimes the constant, 'Hate's great! Best villain! Taste cake! It's fillin'! Fix gate! Needs drillin'! Date Kate! She's willin'!'," Wander says while standing up as he imitated the Watchdogs chanting before growing annoyed by being ignored by Lord Hater's minions as Wander crossed his arms and glares down at them as he huffs.
"WOULD YOU JUST STOP!?" Wander shouted as the whole battlefield came to a stop and slowly turned to Wander as they were shocked by his sudden outburst, including Sylvia and Dave, who were in the middle of bashing someone's head in and choking someone to go unconscious, and Amble and Magic Carpet, who was flying above as the small Nebulan had her hands raised and was firing an ice beam at a couple of frozen Watchdogs as everyone turned to him curiously. "So you could finally, have a day off, and enjoy the fair!" Wander says more calmly as he pointed ahead, and everyone saw the fun-looking carnival placed before them as the Watchdogs turned to each other stoically before beaming as Wander smiled widely while Sylvia, Dave, Amble, and Magic Carpet slowly turned to each other with confused looks on their faces, but after noticing Wander gesturing at them to follow along with his plan, the Group shrugged as they decided reluctantly to join in on the fun.
"Hater's Law 9,842: your new favorite TV program is Lord Hater's Torture Room and Fun Time Variety Hour!" Commander Peepers says to King Bingleborp firmly while reading from a giant scroll that had the title, 'Lord Hater's Laws', on it as a stoic Lord Hater sat on his throne and was still holding the scared king hostage as an extremely bored out of her mind Lady Loathe stood beside her father and was complementing teleporting out of the castle to alleviate her boredom as Commander Peeps continued dictating Lord Hater's rules. "Hater's Law 9,843: your new favorite band is Lord Hater and the Harbingers of Doom! Hater's Law 9,844: your new favorite food is Death by Chocolate! Hater's Law 9,845–,"
"UGH! I CAN'T STAND THIS ANYMORE! I'M LEAVING!" An irritated Lady Loathe shouted as she storms off with a huff.
"Young lady, come back here, immediately! It's important for you to know how the family business works!" Lord Hater yelled while standing up from his throne as he and Commander followed after an annoyed Lady Loathe.
"Yeah, fat chance, Dad! I may like seeing people suffer, it doesn't mean that I like being suffered-," Lady Loathe screamed while making her way to the exit as she was about to leave but then stopped in her tracks as she saw something outside that made her eyes widen in surprise.
"Sweetie? Sweetie, what's wrong?" Lord Hater asked concernedly as Lady Loathe turned to him and numbly pointed ahead as Lord Hater and Commander Peeps peeked outside as they were shocked to see that Planet Binglebop was bouncing happily again and all of the Watchdogs were having fun in the carnival by either riding the merry-go-round, playing Balloon Darts and Test Your Strength, riding a sea-saw like-ride, eating ice cream and doing lots of other fun things as the trio had their jaws dropped in disbelief at the situation.
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"...D-Do you think maybe I should, uh..." Commander Peeper says before yelping in fear as a furious Lord Hater swiftly turned his head over to him and glares at him in anger as lightning flashes in the background. "I won't let you down, sir!" Commander Peeps says while pulling out his blaster as he rushes off to stop the 'madness'.
"This should be fun to watch." Lady Loathe says, after recovering from her shock as she lay against a wall and watched Commander Peepers run off curiously as she wondered who managed to convince the Watchdogs to leave their posts and goof off as a still furious Lord Hater turned to his daughter and silently gestured her to go out and help Commander Peepers as Lady Loathe gave her father a disbelieving look. "Are you serious?" Lady Loathe asked as Lord Hater didn't say anything except glare at her as lightning flashed in the background, and a scared Lady Loathe jumped back in surprise as she raises her hand in surrender. "Sorry, Daddy, sorry, I'll go." Lady Loathe says fearfully as she ran off to help her father's second-in-command. "I hate it when Dad gets angry like that." Lady Loathe muttered under her breath in annoyance as she then decided that she had enough of walking and teleported herself over to the carnival with a flash of red lightning.
"That was so much fun!" Amble cheered while walking across the carnival with Wander, Sylvia, and Dave as Magic Carpet was currently wrapped around Amble's neck, acting as a makeshift cape as the others nodded in agreement.
"Yeah, that was a blast. Ha, ha, ha-Whoa!" Sylvia laughs before yelping in surprise as Lady Loathe suddenly teleported herself in front of them and looks around boredly as she spotted a startled Wander, Amble, Sylvia, and Dave standing before her and turned to them with an indifferent look on her face.
"Hey, are any of you losers responsible for any of this?" Lady Loathe asked the group casually while gesturing at the Watchdogs goofing off at the carnival as Wander smiled and nodded as he stepped up.
"Yeah, this was all me. I figured that the poor Watchdogs were tired from all of the workload that they have been through, so I decided to-Ughkt!" Wander says cheerfully before yelping in surprise as Lady Loathe suddenly appears in front of him and grabs him by the throat as she lifted him up into the air.
"Oh, thanks for telling me, dumbass. Now, that I know that this is all your fault, I'm going to kill you for stopping my Dad's conquest of villainy or whatever." Lady Loathe says while choking Wander slightly as she raised her hand, and it was covered by red electricity as Lady Loathe grinned sinisterly at a scared Wander and was about to blast through his stomach, but then-
"Hey, lady," Amble says as a confused Lady Loathe looks down at her stoically, and a scared Nebulan felt a shiver of fear crawl up her spine, but after seeing the mean lady hurt her brother, Amble steeled her nerves and decided to follow her brother's example by opening up a nice conversation with Lady Loathe. "I love your clothes." Amble complimented as Lady Loathe blinked in surprise at what she said.
"Oh, uh, thanks, but if you'll excuse me, I have to-,"
"Your powers look really pretty too." Amble praised as Lady Loathe's eyes widen in shock at what she said and blushed in embarrassment as she looks away sheepishly.
"Aw, thanks, girl. No one really complimented me before like that." Lady Loathe says while unintentionally losing her grip on Wander as the Star Nomad fell onto the ground and rubbed his neck as he stood back up.
"Really? I find that hard to believe, little miss." Wander says nervously while rubbing his neck as Amble nodded in agreement.
"Yeah, Wander is right. You're really pretty." Amble says while beaming up at her with her usual cheery smile as Lady Loathe smiled lightly at the little feline-like alien.
"Aww, thanks for telling me that, kid. People usually don't compliment me as they're usually running in terror whenever they come across me." Lady Loathe says as Wander and Amble tilted their heads curiously while Sylvia and Dave stared at the scene in shock as they were surprised to see their friends defeating the young villain without fighting or blasting her.
"Why's that?" Amber asked as Lady Loathe shrugged.
"Oh, you know because I'm usually trying to kill them with my awesome lightning powers." Lady Loathe says while casually blasting a Watchdog away with a red lightning bolt as she sends him flying away.
"O-Oh, okay, sounds neat, I guess," Amble says while hiding nervously behind an equally nervous Wander as the Star Nomad rubs her back to calm her down and was about to speak when suddenly Commander Peepers appeared in front of a surprised Lady Loathe and pointed his blaster at Wander and the others as he glared at them threateningly.
"Halt, in the name of Lord Hater!" Commander Peeps shouted while charging up his gun as a stoic Wander nonchalantly slaps his weapon away and grabbed him as he lifted him up into the air, and the Watchdog's eye widen in fear as he wondered what horrible, disturbing, thing that the Star Nomad would do to him-
"Aww! Look at you and your little hat! YOU ARE SO CUTE, I CAN'T STAND IT!" Wander gushed happily while shaking a surprised Commander Peepers around as Wander hugs him, and the Leader of the Watchdog grunted in pain at the fierce hug as an excited Amble suddenly pops up beside them.
"Hello, sir! I'm Amble, nice to meet you!" Amble says while hugging Commander Peepers as the Watchdog yelped in pain, feeling Amble's claws scratch up his back as the young Nebulan had accidentally unsheathed them.
"Ooh, ooh, I have an idea! Let's switch outfits!" Wander suddenly exclaimed excitedly as Amble lets go of a groaning Commander Peepers and beamed at Wander's idea as she nodded.
"Yeah, let's do it!" Amble says as she and Wander held hands and used their super-speed to swarm around a screaming and squirming Commander Peepers as after a few seconds of running around, the duo suddenly stopped as Sylvia was treated with an amusing sight of Amble wearing C. Peeps' helmet, and uniform while Wander wore Amble's sweater, Magic Carpet and bow as Commander Peepers was left with nothing but his underwear, Wander's hat, and his shoes.
"Ha, ha, ha!" Dave laughed with Sylvia covering her mouth to cover her giggle as Amble and Wander smiled at their reactions while Commander Peepers screamed in embarrassment as he realized that he was half-naked and covered himself with a blush as Lady Loathe blinked at what she sees in disbelief...before laughing hard as she rested her hands on her knees.
"Ha, ha, ha! Oh my, Grop! This is, ha, ha, this is too good! He, he, I so wish I can take a picture right now!" Lady Loathe says in-between laughs as Wander smiled at what she said.
"That sounds like a great idea! Shall we preserve the moment, guys?" Wander asked Sylvia, Dave, and Lady Loathe as the Trio turned to each other and smirked as they nodded.
"With pleasure," Sylvia says as Amble pulls out her camera and hands it over to Sylvia as she grabbed it and aimed the camera towards the trio as Lady Loathe and Dave did the same with their phones.
"Say cheese," Dave says with a cocky smirk as Lady Loathe perked up and turned to the Zbornaks.
"Make sure to put on the flash in your cameras." Lady Loathe says to Sylvia and Dave while giggling mischievously as the horse/dinosaur-like aliens realized what she was planning and nodded with a smirk as Commander Peepers' eye widens in horror at what she says.
"No! Not the flash, not the flash, not the-!" Commander Peepers says before yelping in pain as the Group took the pictures and the bright lights from the cameras caused his eye to burn as Wander and Amble let go of him, and Commander Peepers wasted no time in falling down to the ground as he began rolling around on the floor while screaming in pain as he held his eye. "AHH! OH, MY EYE! I CAN'T SEE! WHOAHOAHOAHOAHOAHOAHOA!" Commander Peepers screamed as Wander, Amble, Sylvia, and Dave danced around joyfully/tauntingly with Magic Carpet flying around them happily as Lady Loathe continued laughing at Commander Peepers' misfortune while taking more pictures of him as the Watchdogs laughed alongside her.
"I think your Second-In-Command and Daughter may have let you down." King Bingleborp says to a quiet Lord Hater nervously as he looked up at him and was surprised to see that Lord Hater looks completely livid by what just happened.
"Dolts! Halfwits! Bunglers! Brainless idiots! They couldn't even beat a motley group of space hippies!" A furious Lord Hater yelled before teleporting away with a flash of lightning as he left behind a scorched King Bingleborp.
"Ha, ha, ha!" Lady Loathe laughed while taking a video of a screaming Commander Peepers as she smirked sinisterly and was about to post the video to the Extranet, but then, but then stopped as Lady Loathe felt a cold chill go down her spine and a large figure stood above her as the young teen looked up and gasped sharply as she saw her furious father glaring down at her. "Uh, h-hey, Daddy. I know this looks bad, but I promise you, I was going to destroy these losers, but then-,"
"Behind me...NOW!" Lord Hater ordered while pointing behind him as Lady Loathe yelped in fear and lowered her head down as she nodded obediently.
"Yes, Daddy. Sorry, Daddy." Lady Loathe says apologetically while walking to stand behind Lord Hater submissively as her father gave her a 'We will talk about this later, young lady' look before turning to his Watchdogs, who were startled out of their fun by the presence of their threatening boss as Lord Hater gave them a fierce glare and the Watchdogs whimpered in fear as they quickly composed themselves and went over to their boss as they stood behind him stoically with their guns out.
"Uh-huh, yeah, let's boogie! Break it down!" Amble says while dancing around with her eyes closed as she did the moonwalk and accidentally collided against something tall and hard as Amble yelped in surprise and opened her eyes as she looks around confusedly. "Huh, why did everyone stop dancing?" Amble says as she felt someone breathing down angrily on her head and looks up as she screamed in fear at the sight of a pissed-off Lord Hater and reflexively created an ice barrier between them to protect herself, but Lord Hater nonchalantly punched through her frozen barrier as the force of this punch collided against her small body at full force and sends her flying to the ground as she groans in pain.
"Huh? What's wrong, Amble?" Sylvia says, after she and Dave heard Amble groan in pain, as the Zbornaks and the Magic Carpet stopped dancing and turned over to look at Amble concernedly, only for their eyes to widen in shock as they saw Lord Hater standing over an injured Amble and their shock quickly turned into anger as they glared at him furiously.
"Hey! Get away from her!" Dave shouted angrily as the Zbornaks ran over to confront the galactic conqueror while Magic Carpet flew over to a scared Amble as Sylvia and Dave got into boxing stances and began bouncing around a stoic Lord Hater as they threw in a couple of fake punches.
"Put 'em up! Put 'em up! Wanna mess with my friends, you have to go through me first!" Sylvia says while swiping at the air a couple of times as Dave did the same.
"I like you, mister, you have a kind face."
"Oh, why, thank you." A surprised Lord Hater says with a smile.
"The kind that I like to punch!" Dave yelled with a glare as Lord Hater was shocked by this before growing angry as Magic Carpet swooped in and stood in front of a nearly frozen Amble protectively as he raised his tassels and formed them into fists as he got into a fighting stance.
"Yeah, that's right, Carpet! Protect Amble while Dave and I beat this guy's ass!" Sylvia screamed with a nod as she then turned to glare at Lord Hater. "He's not so tough if he likes beating up little girls! Come on, big man, fight us! Fight us if you have the balls-,"
"ENOOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHH!" Lord Hater shouted loudly into the heavens with his eyes glowing bright green in pure rage as he was covered in a menacing, green, electrical aura, and before anyone could react, sends out a huge green shockwave that sends a screaming Sylvia, Dave, and Magic Carpet away as they slammed against a tent and fell down as they groaned in pain and their bodies sizzled with heat as a really petrified Amble fell onto the floor as she crawls backwards over to Wander, who was until now dancing around joyfully as the experienced wanderer was completely oblivious to what was going on, but once he did, Wander was just as petrified as Amble as they huddled close to each other fearfully.
"You shall pay for your foolishness!" Lord Hater shouted while glaring down at a rather horrified Wander as a whimpering Amble hugs him in fear, and the young Star Nomad held her protectively as they began crawling backwards with Lord Hater following after them as he continued ranting."You shall suffer the full wrath of...LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORD HATERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!" Lord Hater shouted with lightning flashing behind him as Commander Peepers watched on with a sinister look on his face, and Lady Loathe stood beside him quietly, not wanting to anger her father even more than he already was as Lady Loathe made sure to stand back on the sidelines with her mouth shut as the Watchdogs began chanting for their boss.
"HATE'S GREAT! BEST VILLAIN! HATE'S GREAT! BEST VILLAIN!"
"I have mangled the minds of millions!" Lord Hater shouted as he continued marching over to a freaked-out Wander and Amble.
"HATE'S GREAT! BEST VILLAIN! HATE'S GREAT! BEST VILLAIN!"
"I have tempted forth, torrential tides of tears!"
"HATE'S GREAT! BEST VILLAIN! HATE'S GREAT! BEST VILLAIN!"
"I have reduced the richest of republics, to revel, and ruin!"
"HATE'S GREAT! BEST VILLAIN! HATE'S GREAT! BEST VILLAIN!" The Watchdogs chanted as Lord Hater had Wander and Amble cornered to a tent where their injured friends lay as Magic Carpet sits up and saw that his friend was practically shaking in fear as Magic Carpet was quick to comfort her and wrapped around her small frame as Amble felt slightly at ease by this and stopped shaking, but still looked petrified as Wander, Sylvia, and Dave shared a concerned look.
"Because I am..." Lord Hater says before the scene paused as we zoom out and see Lord Hater's shadow standing on top of the distressed planet of Bingleborp as the title of the chapter appears. "...IN ALL THE GALAXYYYYYY!" Lord Hater shouted while laughing evilly as Lady Loathe opened her mouth to ask why he keeps pausing mid-sentence all the time before deciding to bite her tongue as she knew it wasn't the smartest idea to interrupt her father when he gets like this.
"Wander, we need to come up with something quick," Sylvia whispered to Wander with a serious look on her face as an oddly quiet Wander turned to her and Dave curiously.
"Amble looks like she's about to have a panic attack, Carpet can't fly us out of here without being burned to a crisp, we can barely move, there's a tone of Watchdogs surrounding us with guns, and Lord Hater is about to fry us! You have to come up with a plan before we bite the dust!" Dave says as Wander glanced over at Amble and frowned worriedly as he saw the poor thing still cowering in fear and his big brother instincts kicked in as Wander began figuring out a way to get them out of this mess before a genius idea popped into his head as he smiled widely and gave the Zbornaks a small wink.
"I have an idea, guys, just sit back and recover while Amble and I handle Hater," Wander says quietly as Sylvia and Dave frowned concernedly at having Amble involved in the plan but nodded stoically as Wander turned over to his sis. "Hey, Amble, I know you're scared and have every right to be, but trust me, I will get us out of this safely if you follow my lead, okay? Think you can do that?" Wander whispered to Amble as the cat-like alien didn't know what he was talking about, but after seeing her big brother giving her a reassuring look, Amble frowned as she sighed and nodded reluctantly as Wander beamed. "Great, watch this," Wander says to the small Nebulan before standing up as he rushed over to Lord Hater...to hug him as everyone stared at him in shock at his actions, and even Lord Hater was stunned by what he did as he didn't know how to react to the situation. "Wow! Congratulations, that's amazing, Hatey!"
"H-Hatey!?" Lady Loathe and Commander Peepers asked in shock with their eyes twitching in disbelief as Amble was confused by what her brother was doing, but after seeing him gesturing at her to play along, Amble worked up the courage to stand up with Carpet still wrapped around her as the Nebulan ran over to hug a shocked Lord Hater's leg.
"Y-Yeah, Mr. H-Hater, that's a pretty big accomplishment! Y-You should be proud of yourself!" Amble says nervously as she and Wander separate from the still-stunned planet conqueror, and the Star Nomad smirked at him coly as he tilted his head innocently.
"Buuuuuuuut, if what you said was true, and you really are the 'Greatest in all the galaxy', then can you do...this!" Wander says while wiggling his arms around like an octopus as he rolls his eyes widely. "Rooproopwhoop! Oohoohroop!" Wander says as everyone stared at the young Star Nomad with bewildered looks while Amble blinked in confusion at what Wander was doing before snorting as she began giggling at her brother's goofy antics. Seeing this, Wander grinned as he decided to continue with his act and stopped wiggling as he looked up at a stunned Lord Hater with his usual cheery smile. "Have you ever rolled your tongue?" Wander asked while sticking out his tongue as he rolled it. "Have you ever done a ditty? Dididi duhduh diddiduhduhduhduh." Wander says while doing a strange dance as Lord Hater, Lady Loathe, Commander Peepers, and the Watchdogs continued staring at Wander in disbelief while Sylvia and Dave smiled at their friends amusedly as Amble lets out a cute laugh, feeling a lot better thanks to her brother as she stops being scared and decided to play along with Wander's plan as Amble smiled up at Lord Hater brightly.
"Hey, Hatey! Can you create an ice sculpture of all of your friend's faces in a couple of seconds?" Amble asked as Lord Hater and the rest of his team turned towards her as Amble felt a little bit intimidated by their stares, but after noticing her older brother and friends giving her a supportive look, Amble gained enough confidence to lift her hands as she fired dual ice beams that came together to form a giant ice sculpture of her and her friends above her head before swiftly destroying it as Lord Hater and the others' jaws dropped by the casual use of her Frostonium abilities.
"Have you ever stood on one foot?" Wander says while standing on one foot as he bounced around a confused Lord Hater.
"Have you ever flew around on a Magic Carpet?" Amble asked, feeling more confident as Magic Carpet disconnected himself from Amble's shoulders and levitated in the air as Amble jumped onto him, and Magic Carpet instantly took off as the two flew around Lord Hater and whirled him around rapidly before flying off as a disoriented Lord Hater fell onto the floor.
"Outrun a kitten?" Wander asked while running around an airborne Amble rapidly with his Super Speed.
"Skated around in an ice rink?" Amble asked cheerfully while jumping off from the Magic Carpet as she created ice skates and started skating around cutely.
"Found a penny?" Wander asked while holding up a penny as a groaning Hater got up from the floor.
"Ate a hundred hot dogs?" Amble asked while holding up a bunch of hotdogs in her arms.
"Have...you...ever..." Wander trails off while walking over to tap his finger on Lord Hater's chest as he then takes off his hat and began feeling around inside of as the Star Nomad then pulls out a big gold trophy with a star on it. "Won a trophy for the Greatest in the Galaxy Contest?"
"Huh? Have ya, have ya, have ya?" Amble asked immaturely while jumping down excitedly as Lord Hater roared in rage and annoyance.
"Guess not," Slyvia says to Dave with a smirk as he chuckled, but then the Zbornaks and the Magic Carpet flinched in fear as Lord Hater reached down to grab Wander and Amble by the front of their furs and sweater as he lifted them up into the air to glare into their eyes hatefully.
"Oh...it's...on!" Lord Hater screamed with him, Wander and Amble smirking widely as Lady Loathe and Commander Peepers looked stunned that their Father/Boss had actually accepted the Nomads' offer.
~{Hot Dog Eating Song}~
Hot dog eatin', hot dog eatin'
Ring tossin', ring tossin'
A big montage of the 'Greatest in the Galaxy Competition' occurred as we see Wander and Lord Hater in a Hot Dog Stand with the Watchdogs cheering at them as Wander is wolfing down every hot dog at high speeds, but Lord Hater struggled to keep up and even choked on a hot dog as a deadpanned Lady Loathe was forced to give her Father the Heimlich Maneuver.
At a large Ring Toss Stand, Lord Hater tossed a couple of rings into the air but was only able to get two of them in the bottles as a smiling Amble grabbed ten rings and tossed them up into the air as they all landed down on the bottles with great accuracy.
What's next?
It's balloon dart throwin'
Baseball pitchin', baseball pitchin'
Standing near the Balloon Dart Booth, Wander can be seen confidently throwing multiple darts into the air to blow up various water balloons with ease as Lord Hater keeps missing each balloon, even the one that is literally one foot away from him.
Playing around near a Ball Toss Stand, a grinning Sylvia tossed the ball forward, and it flew over to collide against several milk bottles, being able to knock them down with her superhuman strength as Lord Hater tossed his ball...and the milk bottles didn't even budge an inch by his ball toss as he gritted his teeth.
Boop-boop-boop-boop-boop-boop-boop-boop-boop-boop-boop-boop
Arm wrestlin', arm wrestlin'
Rubbing his hands with a big grin on his face, Lord Hater walked over to take a shot at a Test Your Strength Game...only for it to barely move at all as a smirking Dave took his turn and slammed his hammer down at the pressure plate as he sends the ball flying up to collide against the bell and sends it flying up into space as Lord Hater's jaw dropped in shock.
Wander and Amble cheered as they and their Enemy can be seen playing around in a sea-saw ride, having the time of their lives as a green-faced Lord Hater struggled to not puke...even though he doesn't have any guts, so he shouldn't be able to get sick, but whatever.
At an Arm Wrestling Match, Lord Hater struggled to beat Magic Carpet, who had wrapped himself around his arm as, after a few seconds of 'struggling', Carpet was able to slam Hater's arm onto the table but was able to somehow pluck off Lord Hater's arm as Dave and Sylvia laughed in the background while Wander frantically ran over to administer medical help.
Sack racin', sack racin'
Tug o' war
Unicycle
Push-up contest
Boop-boop-boop-boop-boop-boop-boop-boop-boop
Laughing amusedly, Wander rode around on his unicycle as he was able to balance on it easily while a nervous Lord Hater immediately lost his balance on his unicycle and fell forward.
Amble cheered loudly as she and Lord Hater can be seen doing a Sack Race with each other as the Cat-like Alien was able to easily take the lead while the Skeletal Alien Creature tripped on his legs and crashed down into the ground with a pained moan.
Gritting his teeth in effort, Lord Hater struggled to pull back his side of the rope as he and Sylvia can be seen playing tug-o-war with each other as the Female Zbornak laid down on a lawnchair and was casually sipping on some lemonade as she held onto her side of the rope with her tail and easily pulled Lord Hater forward as he crashed down into the muddy ground with a startled yelp.
A grinning Slyvia was doing some push-ups with only one finger as Lord Hater fails to do even a girl version of push-ups and fell face-first into the ground with an embarrassed groan.
Glaring into the living rug 'eyes', Lord Hater grunted as he struggled to do a staring contest with Magic Carpet but failed to do so due to needing to blink as Magic Carpet crossed his arms smugly.
~{Hot Dog Eating Song Over}~
"RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG!" Lord Hater roared in frustration and anger while gripping his hood as he struggled to keep it together.
"And-a now..." A familiar voice rang out as Lord Hater gasped and turned his head as he spotted the Judge of the competition standing in a gazebo with a scroll in his hand as the Judge is actually Wander wearing a black top hat, a monocle, and a blue ribbon that says 'Judge' in white letters. "...the winner, of the Grrreatest in the Galaxy Contest. Drrrumroll, please." Wander says while speaking with a phony English Accent while turning to Amble, who stood beside him and was wearing a cute Marching Band Outfit.
"Ooh, I'm so excited." An excited Amble and Wander stood beside Lord Hater, who cringed with fear as a faraway Sylvia and Dave wonder how Wander and Amble can appear in different places at once.
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! I'M SO NERVOUS!" Wander shouted happily while grabbing Lord Hater's stomach as he shook him around.
"You!" Judge Wander yelled while pointing over at the Greatest in the Galaxy Competitors as Lord Hater cheered loudly while Wander and Amble sulked.
"No, the other two, the one with the hat and the cute cat girl." Judge Wander says as Marching Band Amble continued drumming.
"Hey, I have a hat!/Hey, I'm a cute cat girl!" Wander and Amble exclaimed in unison with big happy smiles on their faces as Lord Hater lowered his head in defeat as a hot female model with long blonde hair and a long red dress, also Wander in disguise, appeared out of nowhere while carrying around the trophy from earlier and holding a bouquet of pink flowers as she walked over to hand Wander and Amble their trophy.
"Wow! This is such a surprise! I am so happy!" A beaming Amble shouted as Fan Amble, who was wearing a baseball hat that says, 'WANDER AND CRYSTAL'S #1 FAN!' in red letters and a yellow and red foam finger.
"Thank you, thank you, thank you! Thank you, thank you, thank you!" Wander says gratefully as he jumped up and down while rubbing the trophy and flowers in Lord Hater's face as said person gets steaming mad and screamed in outrage as Lord Hater waved his arms around childishly.
IT'S NOT FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIR! I SHOULD'VE WON THE TROPHY! I'M THE GREATEST IN THE GALAXY! I HATE YOU, I HATE YOU, I HATE YOU, I HATE YOU, I HATE YOU, I HATE YOU!" Lord Hater screamed while lifting up the bottom of his robe as he skips off and cried like the little bitch boy he is as Dave shakes his head with a glare.
"Throwing a temper tantrum? Pathetic." Dave says with a scoff while crossing his arms as Sylvia nodded.
"Well, he is a lot less scarier than I thought," Amble says with wide, shocked eyes as she was surprised that the person she was deadly afraid of turned out to be a crying baby.
"I like your sneakers!" Wander says with a smile as he and the others spotted Lord Hater trying to board his ship but failed to do so as Commander Peepers and the Watchdogs ran over to help him.
"It's okay sir, it's okay! We got you, sir! We got you, there we go!" Commander Peepers yelled reassuringly as he and the Watchdogs helped lift up Lord Hater to his ship as Lady Loathe turned to smirk at the others cockily and waved at them.
"Later, losers. This has been fun. Let's do this again sometime." Lady Loathe says with a laugh, loving seeing her Father lose so badly that he cried as she then teleported herself into Lord Hater's Ship just as the ship's 'tongue' rolls up as it takes off into the air.
"Later, Hater! Sure was fun playin' with you!" Wander yelled with a smile while waving at Lord Hater's Spaceship goodbye as he then noticed Amble and the others smiling at him proudly/excitedly. "What?"
"That was awesome! You were so cool out there, Wander!" A happy Amble exclaimed as she ran over to hug Wander.
"Yeah, that's not exactly how I would've handled it, but good job, Wander," Dave says with a grin and crossed arms as Sylvia nodded while raising her hand.
"Yeah, come on, up top!"
"You put that filthy thing away!" An angry Wander yelled while pointing up at Sylvia's hand as he then smiled happily. "And gimme the good stuff!" Wander shouted as he, Amble, Sylvia, Dave, and Magic Carpet went over to hug each other with the Binglebops joining in on the hug as well as they all sighed contentedly...but then everyone yelped in surprise as lasers start firing everywhere and everyone turned their heads as Amble and the others were stunned to see that the lasers were coming from Lord Hater's Spaceship as the Binglebops scream and run away in terror while Wander jumped up to land on Sylvia's saddle as Amble jumped onto the Magic Carpet as they and Dave instantly ran forward.
"WHO LOOKS STUPID NOW?!" Lord Hater asked aggressively while banging his Spaceship on the ground to try and squish Amble and the others, who frantically used their Super Speed and Flying Abilities to avoid each attack. "WHO'S NOT SO GREAT NOW?! AH, HA, HA, HA, HA, HA, HA, HA, HA, HA, HA, HA, HA, HA, HA, HA, HA, HA, HA, HA, HA, HA, HA, HA, HA, HA, HA, HA, HA, HA, HA, HA-AARRGGGHHHH!" Lord Hater laughed mockingly before yelping in surprise as his Spaceship hits a tree and got stuck as the Zbornaks and the magical rug skidded to a stop and glanced up as they all spotted Lord Hater's statue.
"Heeeeey. Gotta be crazy to try and stop Hater. Huh, right, guys?" Sylvia asked while sharing a smirk with Amble, Wander, and Dave as they all nodded just as Lord Hater's Spaceship broke free of the tree as the Evil Alien Conqueror chased after the Nomads, who immediately ran/flew forward at high speeds as Lord Hater continued firing down lasers at them.
"PLEASE, SIR! JUST LET THEM GO! THE PLANET IS OURS!" A panicking Commander Peepers screamed while being bumped around by Lord Hater's crazy flying as Lady Loathe cheered and laughed as she rode around in her seat while being buckled up tightly.
"SHUT UP, PEEPERS! FORGET THE FLABBERGARNET PLANET! I WANT THAT TROPHY BECAUSE I'M THE GREATEST IN THE GALAXY!" Lord Hater screamed furiously while leaning a pencil on the 'FIRE' buttons in-between his fingers and repeatedly pressing the ends as he fired various lasers down at the Group, who suddenly whirled around and ran forward with Lord Hater's Spaceship zooming past them as it gasped and stopped in mid-air as it turned around to face Amble and the others.
"WAAAAAAHOOOOOOOO!"
"HEY, HATEY! FINAL CHALLENGE FOR THE WIN!"
"LAST ONE TO THE TOWN IS A ROTTEN EGG!"
"UNLESS YOU ARE TOO MUCH OF A CHICKEN TO TRY AND BEAT US!" Amble, Wander, Sylvia, and Dave all screamed in unison as Lord Hater froze, and an emotionless look appeared on his face as he turned over to his Daughter and Second-In-Command.
"PLEASE, SIR, NO!/PLEASE, DADDY, YES!" Peepers and Lady Loathe exclaimed in unison as Lord Hater smirked devilishly and pulled down a lever, causing it to beep loudly and the flames on the ship to heat up as Hater presses the gas pedal so hard that it breaks through the ship's wall and the Spaceship starts blasting out of control.
"LOOOORD HATER, NUMBER 1 SUPERSTAR! WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" Lord Hater cheered as his Spaceship blasted past Amble and the others as, unbeknownst to Lord Hater, his Spaceship is heading right for his statue. "I'M...THE GREATEST...IN ALL...OF...THE...GALAXYYYYYY!" Lord Hater screamed with a maniacal laugh just as his Spaceship slams against Hater's Statue as it was sent flying up into the air and flies out of the Planet's atmosphere and crashed down into a Moon Planet in the distance, exploding as it lands and Lord Hater's Statue breaks, revealing Binglebop Castle as a rainbow forms and the sun begins to set as King Bingleborp and all of the Binglebops cheered loudly just as Amble and the others appeared as the Binglebops crowd them and begin tossing them into the air.
"Wow...what a...neat...little...town!"
"True that, Wander. True that." Dave says with a smile as the Binglebops kiss Wander and Amble all over with hearts appearing above them as they chuckled and giggled as we then cue over to the moon planet, and we see Lord Hater's broken ship lying in the ground while steaming as an annoyed Lord Hater and Peepers could be seen walking alone across the moon, burnt and charred with Hater's back on fire as Lady Loathe could be seen walking behind them with a smirk, the only one unhurt by the crash-landing since she was smart enough to put up her forcefield as the Group suddenly stopped in their tracks as Amble and the others appeared in front of them while coming out of nowhere.
"Hi, sorry to bother you guys. We just wanted to stop by, and give you this." Wander says while taking off his hat as he feels around the inside of it, and pulls out the trophy.
"Congrats, you won that race fair and square," Amble says with a taunting tone as Wander handed the trophy over to Lord Hater, and the Nebulan iced it up to his hand.
"Later, Hater!" Wander, Amble, Sylvia, Dave, and Magic Carpet exclaimed in unison while turning around to walk/float away with an annoyed and frustrated Lord Hater smashing his iced-up hand on the ground to get rid of the stupid trophy, but ended up detaching his arm again as Peepers facepalmed with a groan while a giggling Lady Loathe went over to grab her Father's arm.
And done! I hope you guys enjoyed the chapter, and I can't wait to write the next one. Anyway, before I go, here are the voice actors for OCs:
1) Lady Loathe's Voice Actor: Olivia Olson, specifically the voice that she uses for the character Vanessa Doofenshmirtz from Phineas and Ferb.
2) Amble's Voice Actor: Alyson Stoner, specifically the voice that she uses for the character Isabella Garcia-Shapiro from Phineas and Ferb.
3) Dave's Voice Actor: Christopher Judge, specifically the voice that he uses for the character Kratos from God of War (2018) and Ragnarök.
That's about it. Also, this story won't have any lemons whatsoever. Anyway, as always, I will catch you all later.