Hey, guys! Welcome to my first-ever Futurama/Miraculous: Tales of Ladybug & Cat Noir Crossover Story, 'Miraculous: The Future Misadventures of Planet Express!'. I hope that you guys will enjoy the chapter...anyway, I don't own anything except for my OCs.
NOW LET'S GET ON WITH THE STORY!
~[Flashback: During Timetagger on the Miraculous Tales of the Miracu-League!]~
"Ha, ha, ha!" Timetagger screamed evilly as she spent the next five minutes gathering energy from any nearby startled civilians with the Miracu-League failing to capture her due to how fast she was rolling around the area as Timetagger skids to a stop and checked her Time Meter as she grinned. "Yes! I've finally got enough speed to go hardcore with these Miracu-Posers! Once, I get the energy from these three, I'll finally have enough to go back in time and save my necklace-,"
"Gang way!" Future Bunnix screamed while appearing out of nowhere as she raised her legs and kicked her surprised past counterpart face-first onto the ground as Future Alix then leaped up and twirled around as she landed beside her teammates. "Man, was I really monolaughing? That's such a cliche villain thing to do." Future Bunnix whispered to White Loup, who chuckled as Timetagger got up from the ground and glared at her future counterpart venomously as she ran forward and was about to touch Future Alix, only for a familiar yo-yo to appear and collide against her rollerblades, causing Timetagger to yell in surprise as she crashed landed onto the ground with a groan.
"Hey, Miracu-League, need a hand?" Past Ladybug asked the shocked Miracu-League cheekily while standing on top of the Trocadero as Future Ladybug, White Loup, and Future Bunnix grinned at the sight of her while Chat Noir looked flabbergasted.
"Thanks!" Future Ladybug says as Past Ladybug winked at her with a grin before jumping down to stand next to her teammates as Chat Noir hilariously looks in between the two Ladybugs in stunned surprise.
"Man, you guys weren't kidding on Timetagger being fast! I was barely able to tag her with my yo-yo earlier!" Past Ladybug says.
"Yeah, but the one thing that I noticed throughout this whole fight is that I...I mean, Timetagger seems to be a little slow on the reaction time." Future Bunix pointed out as White Loup hummed at this thoughtfully and placed his hand on his chin.
"Which means that while she can move fast, she can't think fast, and we can use this to our advantage!" A grinning White Loup says as the girls nod with equal smirks on their faces as Chat Noir continues looking in between the two Ladybugs in shock...before grinning widely as Adrien cheers.
"Two Ladybugs? I'm in heaven!" Chat Noir exclaimed excitedly while clapping his hands together with a big blush on his face as both Ladybugs blinked at what he said confusedly...before blushing heavily as they realized what the cat-themed superhero was thinking about and looked away shyly as Future Bunnix laughed and a very annoyed, angry White Loup lifts up his hand and proceeds to smack a yelping Chat Noir upside his head.
"Grr, change of plan! I gotta go back in time now when there is less of these fakers!" A frustrated Timetagger screamed as a glowing purple butterfly symbol appeared in front of her face.
"Don't fail me, Timetagger! I want those Miraculouses even if another past version of me has to get them!" Hawkmoth screamed as Timetagger grumbled under her breath but nodded as she turned around to skate away at high speeds.
"Shit! She's getting away!" White Loup screamed while pointing at the skating Timetagger.
"And I think she's planning to go back in time!" Chat Noir yelled while rubbing his bruised head as Future Alix scowled.
"We have to stop her before she leaves!"
"Right! Let's use the thing that always work! Lucky Charm!" Past and Future Ladybugs screamed in unison as the girls threw their respective yo-yos into the air, and dual swarms of ladybugs appeared as they both created slowly a-
"A bow and an arrow and an emerald necklace?" Past and Future Ladybug asked confusedly while grabbing onto the ladybug-themed bow, arrow, and emerald necklace as they turned to their team with bewildered looks on their faces. "What are we supposed to do with these?" Past and Future Ladybug asked in unison as Future Bunnix hummed, and her Carrot Vision highlighted the Lucky Charmed Objects, then at her past self, Future Ladybug, Chat Noir, White Loup, herself, and finally Past Ladybug as an idea popped into Future Bunnix's head and grinned as she turned to her teammates.
"Guys, I have a plan." Future Bunnix says as she begins whispering her plan to the Miracu-League.
"Alright, time to go back in time and save my necklace!" Timetagger exclaimed while skating through the ground with green/black energy forming around her feet as she was about to break the time barrier and go back in time but stopped as a familiar voice rang out.
"Yoo-hoo! Timetagger! Look what I got~!" Future Ladybug screamed, getting the Akumatized Villain's attention as she scowled and turned her head to face her foe...and gasped in shock as Timetagger saw the ladybug-themed heroine holding onto a ladybug-colored bow and arrow, but that wasn't the part that surprised Past Alix the most as the pink-haired teen was stunned to see her mother's emerald necklace wrapped around the arrow.
"My mother's necklace! How did you fix it?!" Timetagger screamed in disbelief/shock, unable to clearly see that what Future Ladybug was holding clearly wasn't her family's precious heirloom as Past Alix skidded to a stop, and her feet stopped glowing as she scowled at the future heroine. "Give that back!"
"If you want it, then go and get it!" Future Ladybug exclaimed while pulling back on the bowstring as she then fired it, and the arrow with the emerald necklace wrapped around it flew through the air.
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" Timetagger yelled in horror/surprise as she quickly composed herself and rushed forwards as Past Alix lifted up her hand to try and catch the emerald necklace, completely oblivious to the fact that she was skating towards the Miraculous Male Heroes as a grinning Chat Noir raised his hand.
"Cataclysm!" Chat Noir shouted as he infused his ringed hand with black destructive energy and leaped up into the air as Adrien then slammed his ringed fist onto the ground, causing it to crack violently as a wild tremor rang out and raced towards an unsuspecting Timetagger as the surprised villain was sent flying upwards by the shockwave of Chat Noir's Cataclysm Punch.
"Lunar Blessing!" White Loup yelled as he took a deep breath and threw back his head before roaring loudly as he sent out a big light blue soundwave from out his mouth that impacted Timetagger's body, causing her to wail in pain as she crashed down onto the ground so hard that a crater formed around her and a groaning Timetagger felt disoriented and dizzy by the double Miraculous attack as a Burrow Portal appeared behind her, and a grinning Future Bunnix and Past Ladybug stepped out as she bends down to grab onto her past self's rollerblades and took them off her feet.
"Sorry for breaking your birthday gift, Douggy." Future Bunnix whispered to herself quietly before grunting as she used her superhuman strength to rip apart the Akumatized Object as an Akuma flew out of one of the rollerblades.
"No more evildoing for you, little Akuma." Past Ladybug says while pulling out her yo-yo as she opens it up, and it glows brightly as Past Marinette begins twirling around her weapon. "Time to de-evilize!" Past Ladybug shouted as she threw her yo-yo at the Akuma, and it captured the Akuma as Past Marinette was quick to whisk her weapon back to her. "Gotcha!" Past Ladybug says with a grin while opening her yo-yo again as a white butterfly flies out. "Bye-bye, little butterfly." Past Ladybug says just as the arrow containing the emerald necklace flies towards them as Future Bunnix reaches up to grab it and hands the arrow over to Past Ladybug just as Future Ladybug runs over to them as both ladybug-themed heroines share determined smirks.
"Miraculous Ladybug!" Past and Future Ladybugs screamed as they tossed their Lucky Charmed Objects into the air, and a dual swarm of ladybugs appeared as they spread across the area of Trocadero and fixed up all of the damages caused by the Akumatized villain, inc
"Pound it!" Past and Future Ladybug, Future Bunnix, Chat Noir, and White Loup, who had caught up with their teammates, all yelled in unison as they shared a fist bump.
"So, are we going to have two Ladybugs with us from now on? Because I'm extremely okay with that." Chat Noir says while walking over to place his arm around the Ladybugs' shoulders as he winks at them playfully, and both Ladybugs blush lightly as White Loup growls, and Future Bunnix laughs as she shakes her head.
"Sorry, kitty, but I have to do my job and fix up the timeline." Future Bunnix says, causing Chat Noir to pout cutely but nod as Future Alix pulls out her Rabbit Miraculous and stares at it curiously as she looks over it. "Now, how do I fix everything?"
"Oh, just press the top of your Miraculous, hold it out in the air, and then yell, Time Reset!" Past Fluff whispered while poking her head out from one of Future Bunnix's pockets as she nodded.
"Right." Future Bunnix says while pressing the top of her pocket watch as she and the others watch in awe as the Rabbit Miraculous opens up and glows with white magical time energy as Future Bunnix's jaws drop in amazement before grinning as she holds out her Rabbit Miraculous into the air. "Time Reset!" Future Bunnix screamed as huge amounts of white magical energy shot out of the pocket watch and washed over the whole area, briefly freezing time as Alix's new superpower swiftly fixed up the timeline by having the Future Marinette, Tiki, Fluff, and Alix's bodies being broken down into magical white energy...but, instead of flying over to merge with their past counterparts bodies, a glowing blue/black portal appeared as the four magical white energy orbs flew over to get suck into the portal as well as a fifth magical white energy orb as it went through the portal and it dissipated.
~[Flashback Over!]~
Inside a giant empty black dimension, we cue to a large black castle that was placed on the ground as we zoom into it and appear in what seems to be an ancient room as a glowing blue/black energy portal appears, and five magical white energy orbs flew out of it as they floated down into the ground and the portal behind them dissipated as the white energy orbs expand in size to create three humanoid forms and two small figure as, once the light died down, we see three adults lying on the ground and groned a bit as two magical creatures floated around them.
One of the Adults is a 5'10-feet-tall, 20-year-old French/Chinese Woman with bluebell eyes, short spiked-up black hair with blue reflections, a small dainty nose with light freckles on both sides of it, a nose piercing, a sharp chin, E-Cup Breasts, Light Skin, a tall slender hourglass build, a heart-shaped perky ass, and her outfit consists of a black beret, a black scarf wrapped around her neck as it reaches down to her waist, a long-sleeved red opened jacket, a black blue tube top underneath as it exposes her stomach, a black belt with a red belt buckle, long black pants, and a pair of red boots as she also wore her Ladybug Miraculous, which is a pair of black earrings. Her name is Marinette Dupain-Cheng, Douglass's Older Sister and Alix's Friend.
The Second of the Adults is a 6'5-feet-tall, French/Chinese 19-year-old Man with light gray eyes, long shaggy black hair with blue highlights as it reached past his shoulders, three earrings on his left ear, a big nose with light freckles on both sides of it, a small scar on his left cheek, a thin black beard, a sharp chin, Light Skin, a really tall muscularly slim build, and his outfit consists of a long-sleeved high-collared white opened jacket, a light blue tank top underneath, a white belt with a light blue belt buckle, long white jeans, and a pair of white shoes with light blue high light as, unlike the others, he wore no Miraculous. His name is Douglass Dupain-Cheng, Marinette's Little Brother and Alix's Childhood Friend.
The Third of the Adults is a 5'8-feet-tall, French-Arabic 19-year-old Woman with brilliant cerulean eyes, messy pink/red hair in the style of a pixie cut, piercings on her ears and nose, a small nose, a sharp chin, her arms are covered with lime green snake scale tattoos that were decorated with pink flowers and undersides, Light Skin, D-Cup Breasts, a tall muscular slender hourglass build, a big thick jiggly ass, and her outfit consists of a pair of black goggles over her head, a black vest with a sleevless pink shirt underneath as it has a black bunny-themed gear symbol planted on her chest, a pair of wrist-length black fingerless gloves, denim shorts, black leggings, and a pair of black high top shoes as she also had her Rabbit Miraculous, which is a silver pocket watch with a circular pattern engraved on the cover, inside of one of her pant pockets. Her name is Alix Kubdel, Douglass's Childhood Best friend and Secret Crush.
One of the Magical Creatures is a 4-inch-tall Female Kwami with a large head that has dark blue eyes, two antennas, a large black spot on her forehead/back/each side of her head, light freckles on her cheeks, a tiny brilliant crimson body, and a short tail with three tips aligned vertically. Her name is Tiki, the Kwami of Creation.
The Second of the Magical Creatures is a 4-inch-tall Female Kwami with a large head as she has blue eyes with pale pink eye shadow on the upper lids, big eyelashes, long white ears with rounded tips with light blue inner ears, two whiskers on her cheeks, two top front teeth with a gap in between them, a tiny white body, and a fluffy rounded tail. Her name is Fluff, the Kwami of Time.
"Ugh, what happened?" Marinette asked with a groan as Alix shook her head.
"I don't know, Wonderbug, but I feel weird." A moaning Alix says while rubbing her head.
"Tell me about it." A deep and gruff voice rang out as the Girls flinched in surprise and slowly turned over to glance at Douglass, only to see his waist as they slowly glanced up and were stunned to see a grown man standing before them as, while he looked drastically different, Mari and Alix were able to recognize who he is.
"D-Douglass, is that y-you?" Marinette asked as Douglass turned over to the source of the voice but couldn't see anything as he looked around confusedly.
"Uh, anyone there? Hello?"
"Down, here, Douggy." Alix's sly voice rang out as Douglass glanced down and was surprised to see the girls as he was likewise shocked by their appearance
"Marinette?! Alix!? What happened to you guys?!" Douglass asked, after being able to recognize who they were as he didn't see them at first due to not being used this tall.
"We could say the same to you, Douggy," Alix says seductively while going over to touch Douglass's muscular arms and then his pecs while giggling to herself excitedly as a stunned Marinette looks around and spots something that makes her gasp as she points ahead.
"Guys, look." Marinette says as Douglass and Alix glance over to where she is pointing and are shocked to see a set of mirrors placed in front of them as the Trio walks over to them.
"Whoa..." An amazed Marinette says while admiring not only her new clothes but her new body as she blushed at the sight of new assets and touched her hair as the Former Baker Girl gasped in pure shock.
"Oh, ho, ho, ha, ha, I look sick! I'm not only tall, but my breasts are bigger too! And I also got these sick tats!" Alix yelled while admiring and touching her D-Cup Breasts as she then ran her fingers across her tattoos and giggled.
"Huh, I guess Dad was right, I was going to hit a growth spurt." A shocked Douglass says while touching his beard as he flexes his muscles, but then stops as the French/Chinese Man feels some added weight below his waist and turns around as Douglass reaches down to grab onto his pants and boxers and pulls it enough to peer down to see a golden light emitted from his undergarments as Douglass flinched before composing himself as he looked through the golden light and gasped at the sight his flaccid nine-inch cock as the shaggy black-haired man with the blue highlights began closing and opening his pants repeatedly with the golden light turning on and off as the clouds outside of the castle turned white and angelic light rang out. "I can't believe it...once again, Dad was right, I really was just a late bloomer! Yes! I can't believe my dream has come true!" Douglass thought to himself in joy and relief as he cried endless tears, and Alix noticed this as she raised an eyebrow at this confusedly.
"Uh, anything wrong there, Douggy?" Alix asked curiously as Douglass flinched and laughed anxiously as he let go of his pants and turned back to his Crush.
"Oh, uh, nothing, nothing is wrong," Douglass says with an awkward tone as he then looks away with a glare. "She must never know my old shortcomings." Douglass thought to himself with a determined glare as he then composed himself and puts on a cocky grin as the tall man began flexing his pecs. "I have to say, while I'm heavily confused by what's going on, I'm absolutely LOVING my new adult body."
"Same, Douggy, baby~," Alix purred while going over to hug Douglass as she then began rubbing his chest and even raised her knee to rub it against his crotch as the pink-haired woman was surprised to feel some heavy weight resting upon it.
"Hey, keep it in your pants, Kubdel!" Mari yelled sternly with a firm glare as Alix turned to grin at her smugly.
"Oh, that's exactly where it's going on~," Alix says while smushing her large breasts against Douglass's chest as she was satisfied to feel him harden a bit in her thigh.
"Okay, guys, we need to get serious and find out what's going on." A glaring Marinette says while stepping forward. "What's the last thing we remember?" Marinette asked as Alix and Douglass hummed thoughtfully while rubbing their chins.
"Well, I remember defeating Timetagger and doing my Time Reset thing," Alix says while still hugging Douglass, who raises an eyebrow as he wraps his arm around his crush's waist.
"Was that after or before you brought me back?" Douglass asked curiously as his Older Sister turned to him in bewilderment.
"Brought you back?" Marinette asked with a raised eyebrow as Douglass nodded.
"Yeah, I figured that you use your Miraculous Ladybug to bring me back from the dead after Timetagger...well...tagged me," Douglass says awkwardly as Alix gasped in shock.
"W-What? B-But we weren't able to save you! W-We went back in time to save you!" Alix says while jumping up to land in Douglass's arms and burying her face into his neck as he reflexively hugs her.
"Wait, what?!" A surprised Douglass asked as Marinette looked around with a glare.
"Okay, first we were transported into a random room, we got turned into adults, and now this? We need to get to the bottom of this. Tiki, Fluff, do you guys know what's going on?" Marinette asked Tiki and Fluff, who were talking to each other anxiously as it was only now that Douglass noticed something.
"Wait a minute now, where's my White Wolf Miraculous? Where's Lupus?"
"And where's Chat Noir?" Alix asked curiously as the Kwamis finished talking and shared an awkward look as they were about to try and explain, but then-
"All questions will be answered soon." An ancient female voice rang out as a glowing blue/black portal appeared as three godly figures can be seen flying into the scene.
One of the godly beings is a 5'4-feet-tall, 100-Billion Female Moirai with a single giant emerald crystal 'eye', shoulder-length white hair, a small nose, a sharp chin, C-Cup Breasts, Light Skin, a short slim build, a perky butt, and her outfit consists of a long-sleeved dark blue robe with golden accents as it reaches down to her feet and a pair of golden sandals. Her name is Clotho, a personification of Destiny who is responsible for spinning the thread of human life, thus she is the Creator of Life and the Eldest Member of the Fates.
The second of the godly beings is a 5'8-feet-tall, 100-Billion Female Moirai with sunken eyesockets, wait-length blonde hair, a pointy nose, a sharp chin, F-Cup Breasts, Light Skin, a tall hourglass build, a thick bubble butt, and her outfit consists of a long-sleeved dark purple robe with golden accents as it reaches down to her feet and a pair of golden sandals. Her name is Lachesis, a personification of Destiny who is responsible for measuring the thread spun on Clotho's spindle and the Middle Child of the Fates.
The third godly being is a 6-feet-tall, 100-Billion Female Moirai who looks like a godamn MILF with sunken eyesockets, floor-length black hair, a big nose, cheekbones, a sharp chin, G-Cup Breasts, Light Skin, a tall curvy voluptuous slender build, a heart-shaped thick large ass, and her outfit consists of a skintight heavily revealing long-sleeved white robe with golden accents as it reaches down to her feet and a pair of golden sandals. Her name is Astropo, a personification of Destiny who is responsible for the 'inflexibility' or 'inevitability', and is the Youngest Member of the Fates.
"Hello Fates," Tiki says with a warm smile as the Trio Adults gave the Kwamim of Creation a confused look.
"What? Who are the Fates?" Douglass asked as the Kwami of Time turned to him.
"Well, Douglass, the Fates are the personifications of destiny...they are also basically my bosses." Fluff revealed casually as Clotho nodded.
"Indeed, we know everything..." Clotho started.
"...that ever is..." Lachesis continued.
"...and ever was." Atropos finished with a giggle, the three of them feeling a big sense of deja vu as Marinette gave them a stunned look.
"Seriously?" Marinette asked incredulously as the Fates nodded and flew down to surround the Miracu-League.
"I'm Clotho, the youngest of the Moirai and I'm responsible for spinning the thread of human life," Clotho says while casually reaching into her robe to pull out a random person's Life Thread as she stretches it out. "I'm in charge of making the major decisions, thus my power enables me to not only choose who or what is born, but also decide when Gods, Magical Creatures, or Mortals are to be saved or put to death. In short, I'm the God of Life."
"I'm Lachesis, the Middle Child of the Fates, and I'm responsible for measuring the thread of life with the help of my rod. Basically, I'm the apportioner, deciding how much time for life was to be allowed for each person, magical creature, or Godly Being. I can also choose a person's destiny after a thread was measured." Lachesis says while holding out her magic rod as she then measures the person's life thread and is able to decide how much time that person has to live, and it shows the person's Death Date, which is literally today with only a few seconds of life left.
"And I'm Atropos. I'm responsible for the 'inflexibility' or 'inevitability'. It means that I choose the mechanism of death and end the life of Mortals, Gods, or Magical Creatures by cutting their thread with my abhorred shears," Atropos says while pulling out her shears as she hovered it over to the person's Life Thread and cut it in half with her shear, causing said person to die as his soul was sent to the afterlife.
"Whoa...that sounds...dark." A stunned Douglass says with Alix nodding in agreement as Mari raises an eyebrow and points at them.
"So, I'm going to take a wild guess here and say that you were the ones who brought us here?"
"Ah, observant girl, yeah we did," Clotho says with a cackle as Douglass gives her a curious look and places Alix down on the ground as he then crosses his arms.
"So, why did you exactly bring us here?"
"Oh, that's easy. You see, you three were supposed to be erased out of existence from time, but we decided to save you." Lachesis revealed as the Miracu-League gasped in shock.
"Wait, seriously, we were supposed to be erased from time?!" A stunned Douglass asked as Fluff floated ahead.
"Well, to be specific, you were supposed to be one to be erased from time while the Girls simply get their memories transferred over to their past selves bodies, but yeah."
"You knew this was going to happen?" Alix asked while pointing at Fluff as she nodded.
"Yep, the Fates gave me a vision of what would happen, although I'm surprised that it happened in this timeline."
"Wait a minute, what about Chat Noir? Why isn't he here?" Marinette asked worriedly as Atropos gave her a sorrowful look.
"Sorry, sweetheart, but we weren't able to save him in time. We were barely able to save Douglass here." Atropos says while gesturing over at Douglass, who blinks in surprise as he gasps.
"Wait, so is that why Lupus isn't here?"
"Exactly, we weren't able to save him, sadly enough." Clotho says as Douglass lowers his head somberly, missing his Miraculous and his Friend as Alix goes over to rub his arm to comfort him.
"So, why did you bring us to live again?" Marinette asked while crossing her arms as she and the others also felt great somberness and empathy for the death of their comrade Chat Noir, they were never even able to learn who he was under the mask.
"Because we need you all for a special kind of mission that we had in mind," Lachesis says as she turns over to Clotho, who takes off her Crystal Ball as she holds it out, and it shows off a vision of what seems to be a futuristic city.
"You see, this is the alternative future of the Prime Cannon Multiverse and, in this timeline, the Miraculous hasn't been used for thousands of years, it's been so long that they have been used that everyone forgot about the Miraculous, and the actions of the past Miraculous Users." Atropos says while showing a vision of other versions of Marinette and her team fighting against Hawkmoth and such, but after a few thousand years or so, the number of Miraculous Users has been dwindling until it was non-existent.
"And due to the incompetence of the Former Guardian of the Miraculous, he had lost all of the Miraculouses and they have been scattered around," Clotho says while showing the vision of a shadowy figure carelessly tossing the Miracu-Box away and all of the Miraculous were tossed away and scattered across the world and universe of the future timeline. "As you already know, the Miraculouses are pretty powerful, but all of you have no idea how powerful they really are and evil forces are already planning on using these Miraculouses for evil purposes."
"So, we decided to come up with a plan to have you three go into this future alternative timeline and capture all of the Miraculouses." The Fates said in unison as the Trio gave them a surprised look.
"Wait, really? Why us?" Alix asked as Atropos shrugged.
"Honestly, because you three have some knowledge of the Miraculous and are the perfect candidates for our mission. Your Primes Timeselves can't go on this mission since it's going to take a long while to finish this mission and they have their own destiny to face, and we can't send any of our other comrades since they are busy, so we figured that you three will be able to help us."
"But...why did you turn us into Adults?" Marinette asked with a raised eyebrow as Douglass grinned while hugging Alix.
"Not that we're complaining," Douglass says while placing his hand on Alix's ass as she placed her hand over his crotch.
"Definitely not complaining~,"
"Ugh, guys. Gross." Marinette gagged as the Fates smiled amusedly.
"Well, the reason why we aged you up is that this mission will require you three to be at your full power, so we decided to get around that time limit of yours by aging you three up to adulthood," Lachesis explained as Alix gasped in shock.
"So, wait, we can use our powers how many times we want without worrying about timing out? Wicked!" Alix cheered while sharing a high-five with Mari as Douglass raised his hand.
"Uh, excuse me, but I don't exactly have a Miraculous, remember? How can I help?" Douglass asked with a frown and crossed arms.
"Don't worry, sweetheart, we are sure that you will find a way to fix that problem soon," Clothos says ominously as the Fates then narrow their eyes at the Miraculous Adult Users stoically.
"So will you three accept this mission?" The Fates asked in unison as the Trio turned to each other, and Douglass and Alix held hands as they shared a nod with Marinette, who nodded back as she turned over to the Fates with a determined look on her face.
"Well, while we are a bit overwhelmed by what everything happened, we are still the Miracu-Legaue and we still want to help out," Marinette says as the Fates share a nod before snapping their fingers as a blue/black portal appears in front of them.
"Then step forward to your new destiny and remember, find those Miraculous." The Fates said as the same time as the Miracu-League nodded before running forward as they went through the portal and were warped away as the Trio was sent flying out of another blue/black portal, and they landed on the ground just as the portal behind them closed up as the Miracu-League looked around and were shocked to see themselves in what seems to be the middle of the ruins of the city that looked like the city from Beneath The Planet Of The Apes with collapsed buildings and rubble litter the streets and holes in the roof let in a few shafts of light.
"Whoa, where are we?" A surprised Alix asked as Douglass narrowed his eyes suspiciously.
"Yeah, this doesn't look like the futuristic high-tech city that we saw on the Fates Crystal Ball," Douglass says while placing his hands on his hips as Mari nods.
"True, but I'm pretty sure that they won't send us to the wrong alternative future universe or whatever."
"They are right, this is exactly the right place where we are supposed to go. We are just currently underground in what seems to be the ruins of New york City." Fluff says as Tiki nods while looking around somberly.
"Yeah, it's truly sad."
"Where are we even supposed to go now?" Alix asked with a raised eyebrow as Marinette hummed thoughtfully.
"Not sure, but we shouldn't just stand here, I think it best that we walk around and-,"
"Good lord, what's this?"
"It's the decaying ruins of Old New York...Welcome home, pal!" Two male voices rang out as the Gang turned their heads and went over to peek through the ledge of the roof of the building as they glanced down and spotted a Young Man and a Robot walking through a ruined street.
The Human is a 5'10-feet-tall, 25-year-old Man with black eyes, pompous red hair with two spikes at the front and back, a pointy nose, a sharp chin, Fair Skin, a tall build with a small noticeable gut, and his outfit consists of a long-sleeved high-collared red opened jacket, a short-sleeved white shirt underneath, long blue jeans, and a pair of black sneakers with gray soles and white laces. His name is Philip J. Fry, a native of the 20th century who was cryogenically frozen seconds into the year 2000 having fallen in just as 1999 ended and was subsequently revived in the year 2999.
Fry's Companion is a 6'1-feet-tall, 4-year-old Robot with a cylinder-shaped head, a light gray binocular-shaped device attached to his face with a pair of oval-shaped yellowish-greenish eyes inside as they have black square-shaped pupils, a small dark gray antennae, yellowish-greenish rectangular-shaped rows of teeth that move every time he talks, a pair of dark gray striped arms with light gray three-fingered hands, a humanoid light gray body with a door attached in the front, and a pair of dark gray striped legs with clamps for feet. His name is Bending Unit 22 AkA Bender Bending RodrÃguez, a bending unit created by a division of MomCorp in Tijuana, Mexico, and his serial number is 2716057.
"It's my old neighborhood. Man, this brings back a lot of memories." Fry says while looking around in shock as Bender rolls his eyes.
"Keep 'em to yourself, Pops."
"Huh? Who is that guy?" A bewildered Mari asked as Alix gasped sharply with starry eyes.
"And is that a real robot?!" Alix asked as Douglass hummed.
"What are they doing here?"
"Not sure, but they seemed to be friends and don't seem evil. Maybe we should talk to them?" Marinette suggested as the Lovebirds turned to her in shock/confusion.
"What? Why?"
"No, Mari's right, we don't know our way around the land, it's best to get some help." Tiki says as Mari nods.
"Indeed, so let's get close to them and find a way to talk to them without having them think we're weirdos or whatever." Marinette says as the others nod, and after the Kwamis hid inside of their Miraculous Holders' person, the Gang began making their way down the building as they landed on the ground and poked their heads over to see Fry and Bender walking over to the Ruins of Rockefeller Center Skating Rink.
"...And this is where I brought my girlfriend on our very first date." Fry explained while pointing over at the ice rink with said ice being gone and replaced with murky green waters inhabited by a green tentacled creature. "My God...she's gone...everyone I ever knew or cared about is gone."
"Wait! There's someone you know!" Bender yelled while pointing ahead as Fry turned his head and gasped in shock as he spotted a one-eyed woman standing in front of them with an implant gun in her hand.
Standing before them is a 6-feet-tall, 25-year-old Female Mutant with a single large eye that takes up most of her head, long purple hair that is tied up into a ponytail as it has a long cow-lick that hangs from her forehead, a small bulbous nose, a sharp chin, E-Cup Breasts, Cacuasian Skin, a tall curvaceous slim build, a huge thick ass, and her outfit consists of a long-sleeved high-collared black jacket, a white tank top underneath, long black stretch pants, and a pair of gray knee-high boots. Her name is Turanga Leela, the Cryogenic Counselor at Applied Cryogenics.
"Oh, why can't you leave me alone? I'm miserable enough already." Fry says with a glare and a somber tone as Leela frowns and closes her singular eye as she sighs heavily.
"Whoa, look at that freak. She has one eye and purple hair." A stunned Alix says as Marinette narrows her eyes at Leela.
"I don't know, but those two don't seem to like her and she has a weapon. She must be some kind of Mutant Supervillain." Marinette says as she then turns to Douglass. "Now, Bro, I know you hate to hear this, but I think it's best that you sit this one out."
"Yeah, Douggy, you don't have a Miraculous, so let Wonderbug and I handle this," Alix says as Douglass sighed heavily in disappointment and slight anger but nodded as he then yelped in surprise when a devilishly grinning Alix briefly slapped Douglass's tight ass with a wink as Tiki and Fluff flew out of their Miraculous Holders person.
{Marinette Dupain-Cheng's Transformation Sequence}
"Tiki! Spots On!" Marinette exclaimed heroically while brushing back her short spiked-up black hair with blue reflections as Tiki giggled lightly, and her tiny body morphed into red magical energy as she flew over to inhabit one of Marinette's earrings and activated it as it glowed brightly and magically changed in appearance as it was now red with five black spots in a quincunx pattern.
Raising her arms, Marinette waved her hands in front of her young face as a red mask appeared, and it has five black spots in an asymmetrical design with the waterlines on her eyes being colored black as, after grunting softly, a smiling Marinette thrusts out her hand as a wave of magical red energy appeared, and the young woman laughed as she twirled around and the magical wave of red energy washed over her whole body as her outfit was now replaced with a long-sleeved opened red jacket covered in black spots, a sleevless red skintight tube top underneath covered in black spots with a black collar/turtleneck and a boob window, a pair of black gloves, a red utility belt covered with black spots that have her red yo-yo attached to it, long black pants, and a pair of red boots with black spots on it.
With her transformation sequence nearly complete, Marinette then closed her eyes as she raised her arms and brushed back her hair, causing it to slowly turn dark red and gain black reflections as her hair grew in size and reached down her shoulders as two pairs of red/black antennas popped out and her nose piercing disappearing as the French Woman twirled around and a pair of giant red wings with black spots on them popped out of her back. After her skin turned light red, Marinette opened her eyes as she winked at the readers and began doing a rather elegant, graceful dance that ended with the young woman slamming her foot onto the ground firmly as Ladybug gave the readers a confident smirk.
{Marinette Dupain-Cheng's Transformation Sequence Over}
Once her transformation sequence is done, we see that Marinette has now transformed into her Miraculous Superform, which consists of her having shoulder-length dark red hair with black reflections, two pairs of red/black antennas on the top of her head, no nose piercing, a pair of giant red wings with black spots on them as they were planted onto her back, Light Red Skin, and her Miraculous Supersuit consists of her having a red mask with five black spots in an asymmetrical design as the waterlines of her eyes are colored black, Marinette's Ladybug Earrings are now red with five black spots in a quincunx pattern, a long-sleeved opened red jacket covered in black spots, a sleevless red skintight tube top underneath covered in black spots with a black collar/turtleneck and a boob window, a pair of black gloves, a red utility belt covered with black spots that have her red yo-yo attached to it, long black pants, and a pair of red boots with black spots on it. Marinette Dupain-Cheng has now transformed into her Miraculous Superform...Ladybug!
{Alix Kubdel's Transformation Sequence}
"Fluff! Clockwise!" Alix exclaimed with a determined look on her face as she held out her Rabbit Miraculous in the air, and a giggling Fluff morphed into pure white magical energy as she flew into the pocket watch and activated it as it glowed brightly and changed in appearance as it was now blue with a white design in the center as it has five black circles and, on the top of it, has a blue cone as, in the middle of the cover, a clock face could be seen with the hands on the clock face are arranged to look like the ears of a rabbit.
Giving the readers a big cocky smirk, Alix raised her arm as she swiped her face with her hand as a big mask appeared and covered the top half of her face as it was blue at the top and white at the bottom as it has small sapphire-colored circles at the corners of the mask and, after grunting lightly, Alix turned around as she held out her arm daintily, and a small wave of white magical energy appeared as it washed over her arm and was covered by an indestructible white cloth as Alix then twirled around gracefully, and another bigger wave of pure magical white energy washed over her body as her normal clothes were replaced by a baby blue/white skintight jumpsuit that has a black turtleneck with a white cotton ball attached to it and has a large boob window that barely hid her large breasts, a pair of arm-length white gloves, and a pair of thigh-high boots.
With her transformation sequence nearly complete, Alix hid her Rabbit Miraculous in one of her front pockets as the pink-haired girl brushed back her hair and giggled amusedly as a pair of realistic white rabbit ears popped out of her head as they had black lining and baby blue insides as she then whirled around briefly and gained a white rabbit-like tail placed above her butt as her skin turned snow white. After she stopped spinning, Alix smirked confidently and then held out her hands as a magical white energy spiral appeared on her hand and twirled around a bit before the extremely short girl grabbed it as it magically transformed into a white umbrella that had baby blue insides and a white handle as Alix grunted and began swiping the air with her new weapon as she then opened up her umbrella and placed it above her head as she gave the readers a wink and playfully sticks out her tongue as Bunnix threw a peace sign.
{Alix Kubdel's Transformation Sequence Over}
Once her transformation sequence is done, we see that Alix has now transformed into her Miraculous Superform, which consists of her having a pair of realistic white rabbit ears that were planted onto her head as they had black lining and baby blue insides, Snow White Skin, a white rabbit-like tail placed above her butt, and her Miraculous Supersuit consists of her wearing a big mask that covered the top half of her face as it was blue at the top and white at the bottom and it has small sapphire-colored circles at the corners, a baby blue/white skintight jumpsuit that has a black turtleneck with a white cotton ball attached to it and has a large boob window that barely hid her large breasts, a pair of arm-length white gloves, and a pair of thigh-high boots as she also carried around a white umbrella that has baby blue insides and a white handle that was attached to her back. Also, her Rabbitt Miraculous, which was hidden in one of her front pockets, had changed in appearance as it was now blue with a white design in the center as it has five black circles and, on the top of it, a blue cone as, in the middle of the cover, a clock face could be seen with the hands on the clock face are arranged to look like the ears of a rabbit. Alix Kubdel has now transformed into her Miraculous Superform...Bunnix!
"Look, I don't want to-Whoa!" Leela says before yelping in surprise as a red yo-yo whizzed and wrapped around her body as she was yanked up into the air and a shocked Fry and Bender turned around to see the Mutant crashing down into the ground as Ladybug can be seen holding onto her yo-yo as Bunnix stood beside her with her umbrella in her hands.
"Whoa, what's with the cosplaying weirdos?" Bender asked as Fry shrugged.
"I don't know but they look badass and are helping us."
"What the hell are you two doing?!" Leela asked with a glare as Ladybug glared back at her.
"Stopping you from hurting those innocent civilians!"
"So, why don't you do us a favor and stay down, One Eye!" Bunnix yelled as Leela gasped sharply before narrowing her eyes as a furious glare appeared on her face.
"No one makes fun of my nose!"
"Wait, what-Whoa!" Ladybug asked confusedly before yelping in surprise as Leela reached up to latch onto her magic yo-yo string with her feet and used her natural Super Strength to send Marinette flying over to her as the Female Mutant delivered a mighty kick that sent her flying backward.
Narrowing her eyes, Bunnix front flipped over to deliver a kick at Leela, who was able to unwrap herself from Ladybug's magic yo-yo and leaped backwards to avoid the attack as she then raised her arms to cross them just as Alix rushed over to swipe her umbrella at her with the Mutant Womn being able to block the attack, but was sent skidding back as Leela was then forced to jump out of the way as a recovered Ladybug was able to wrap her magic yo-yo around a nearby broken and old police car as she flunged it over to her, but missed as Leela dodged the attack.
Surprised by how strong and agile their foe was, Ladybug and Bunnix then turned to share a serious glare and nodded as they then ran over to Leela with Mari spinning her magic yo-yo around rapidly until it turned into a glowing red energy whip and began whipping at Leela, forcing her to move side to side to avoid the attack as things didn't get any easier when Alix skids to a stop and held out her umbrella as she fired multiple white energy blasts at Leela, who was unable to avoid or block the attack as it collided against her chest and sends her flying back as she crashed down into the ground.
Groaning in pain, Leela then sat up from the ground and glared over at the Miraculous Heroes as Ladybug charged over to then jumped up into the air and swung her magic red yo-yo down at the Female Mutant, who rolled across the ground to avoid the attack as Bunnix fired multiple white energy blasts at Leela with said person rolling and jumping around to avoid the attack as Bunnix growled before exclaiming, 'Burrow!' and created a white time portal beside her as she went through it and disappeared from sight.
Surprised by this, Leela then yelped in surprise as multiple white time portals began appearing all over her and a grinning Bunnix ran/leaped through it as she began punching and kicking Leela all over her body with said person getting steadily angry as she tried to counter her attacks, only to miss as Alix continued fighting her before disappearing from sight after jumping through another white time portal as it dissipated and a glaring Ladybug rushed over to deliver a powerful punch across her jaw that sends Leela flying over to crash down into the ground.
Rubbing her jaw, Leela turned to glare at the Girls as she then leaped back into her fight and lets out a loud battle cry as she ran forward with Ladybug exclaiming, 'Lucky Charm!' as she raised her magic red yo-yo and Mari was able to summon gatling gun with a swarm of ladybugs as it landed down in his hands and Marinette was shocked to be able to summon something that she actually wanted before grinning slyly as the Young Woman began firing bullets at Leela with said person bouncing around to avoid the attack as, unknown to the Girls, Douglass can be seen walking over to Fry and Bender, who was watching the fight in awe and shock as the tall muscular man tapped their shoulders to get their attention.
"Huh? Who the heck are you?" Fry asked Douglass in surprise as he glared at him and Bender.
"I'm a friend of those Girls. Come on, let's get out of here before that purple-haired woman does something." Douglass says as Fry and Bender perk up and nod as they are about to leave, but Leela, who spotted them, narrows her singular eye angrily as she holds out her hand.
"WAIT, I DON'T WANT TO ARREST YOU GUYS!" Leela yelled, surprising everyone as Ladybug and Bunnix paused a bit at what she said.
"Wait, arrest them? They are criminals?" A surprised Bunnix asked while she and Ladybug glared over at Fry and Bender, who flinched as Douglass glared at them as well.
"Well...errr...not exactly. We're more like fugitives since we decided to quit our jobs." Fry says awkwardly as Douglass glances at everyone and sighs heavily as he steps forward.
"Okay, clearly, we have a huge misunderstanding going here, so let's just all calm down and sit down and talk?" Douglass suggested as everyone shared a look and nodded as we then fast forward in time, and we see everyone crowding around in a circle with Marinette and Alix transformed back to normal since the Gang already spotted Douglass as they all shared curious looks with each other.
"Alright, so do you three mind explaining who you all are?" Fry asked with a raised eyebrow as Marinette and the others shared a look before sighing heavily as they turned to the others.
"Well, how about we all introduce each other first? My name is Marinette Dupain-Cheng. This is my Younger Brother Douglass Dupain-Cheng, and this is our friend Alix Kubdel." Marinette says while pointing at herself and the others as Douglass narrows his eyes at the others suspiciously.
"My name is Philip J. Fry, but you can just call me Fry."
"My name is Bender Bending RodrÃguez, remember it, meatbags," Bender says while pulling out a cigarette as he smokes it and breathes out a big black cloud of smoke at them as the Dupain-Cheng Siblings begin coughing a bit.
"Hey, do you mind if I have some of that?" Alix asked hopefully as Marinette turned to glare at her.
"Alix!"
"What? I'm old enough to smoke." Alix says while holding out her hand as Bender shrugs and hands her his cigarette as the pink-haired woman proceeds to breathe it in deeply and begins coughing loudly as she breathes out a huge cloud of black smoke. "Holy shit, that was some good shit."
"I know right?" Bender asked while pulling out another cigarette as he and Alix began smoking with each other.
"And I'm Turanga Leela." Leela says as Douglass turns to her curiously.
"So, uh, I don't know this sounds insensitive, but what's with the-,"
"Big nose? I was born that way." Leela says with a nod as Alix raises an eyebrow and is about to speak up, only to be elbowed by Marinette, who then gives the Mutant an apologetic look.
"Well, I just want to say that my friend and I are sorry for attacking you earlier. We thought you were trying to hurt the Boys."
"It's alright, I don't mind. Besides, it's been a while since I got in a good fight, but I have to ask, what's up with those powers you used?" Leela asked with a raised eyebrow as Fry nodded.
"Yeah, you guys were like real-life Superheroes out there." An excited Fry says as Alix chuckles amusedly after taking a whiff of her cigarette.
"That's because we are. We're all Superheroes."
"Oh, nice. What's your powers?" Fry asked Douglass, who flinched as he sweated nervously.
"Oh, uh, I used to have powers, but I lost mine."
"Hah, you don't have any powers but the girls do? Ha, ha, loser." Bender says with a laugh before yelping in surprise as a glaring Alix walks over to deliver a powerful kick across his chest that sends him crashing down into the ground.
"Don't insult my Douggy," Alix says with a deadly glare as Marinette then turns back to the others.
"Look, we will explain everything later, but basically, we're all Superheroes who were sent here on a mission and we were wondering if any of you can help us guide our way through this city."
"Well, sorry about that, but there's not much that we can help out on that since I'm not from this time. I'm from the 20st Century." Fry says apologetically as Marinette and the others give him a surprised look just as Bender gets up from the ground and glares at Alix, who cracks her knuckles at him as he stumbles back in fear.
"Wait, really? Wow, that's crazy because we're from the 21st Century." Douglass says as Fry blinked in shock.
"Wow, small world. We are all far away from home." Fry says somberly with the others feeling the same way as Leela frowns apologetically and turns to him.
"Look, I know it's not much consolation but I understand how you feel."
"No, you don't." Fry snapped with a glare as he slumped down into the ground. "I've got no home, no family-,"
"No friends," Bender added before yelping in pain as Marinette kicked him away with a small glare on her face.
"...My whole world is gone. You can't possibly understand what it feels like to be so alone."
"...I understand." Leela says somberly as everyone turns to her confusedly. "I'm the only one-eyed alien on this whole planet. My parents abandoned me here as a baby and I don't even know what galaxy they were from. I know how it feels to be alone." Leela says as Fry frowns and lowers his head in defeat as he sighs heavily.
"Look, Leela, I don't understand this world but you obviously do, so I give up. If you really think I should be a delivery boy, I'll do it." Fry says while holding out his hand to Leela, who gets the implant gun ready as Fry cringes and Marinette and the others wince as they look away as they hear the gun clicking but are confused on not hearing Fry scream in pain as the Gang turns their heads and were surprised to see Leela dropping her own chip on the floor. "Your chip. What are you doing?"
"Quitting."
"Why?" Fry asked cluelessly as Leela smiled warmly and reached over to place her hand over Fry's hand.
"Because I've always wanted to. I just never realized it before I met you." Leela says as she and Fry share a cute moment with each other.
"Do you guys have any idea what's going on?" Douglass asked with a heavily confused look as Marinette shook her head.
"No, but let's not interrupt the moment." Marinette says as Douglass nods just as Bender gets up from the ground as he walked over to place his hand on top of Fry and Leela's hands.
"What is the matter with you?!"
"I just wanted to be part of the moment," Bender says while taking out his hand as Leela pauses a bit and glances down at her hand as she gasps in shock.
"Hey! He stole my ring!"
"And my Miraculous!" Alix added after checking her pockets as the Girls glared over at Bender, who sighed heavily as he handed them back their ring and pocket watch.
"Sorry. Well, that solves the mystery of the missing ring and Miraculous. This calls for a drink." Bender says while reaching into his chest cabinet as he pulls out six bottles of beer...and drinks them all himself as Marinette rolls her eyes before turning to the others.
"So, what do we do now?"
"Well, first off, we have a huge problem right now. Fry, Bender, and I are all job deserters now and Marinette, Douglass, and Alix never had jobs in the first place nor enlisted in Cryogentics, so that's just made things way more complicated. We're unemployed and we have nowhere to go." Leela says as everyone groans in misery and defeat, but then Fry perks up as a sly idea pops into his head.
"Correction: We're unemployed but we have a doddering old relative to mooch off of." Fry says while holding up a newspaper showing the face of Professor Farnsworth as Leela perked up, and Mariette, Douglass, and Alix looked heavily confused while Bender didn't give a shit as he continued drinking his six beers.
An hour later, we cut to the surface and we cue over at the Planet Express Building, which is located in New New York, as the building is built above a limestone cavern and is divided into two sections as the smaller part comprises multiple floors and houses offices and laboratories and the larger section of the building is a hangar containing Planet Express Ship and has an automatic opening roof for takeoff and landing as, after zooming inside of the building, we see an old man fast asleep in his chair with the TV on in the Planet Express Headquarters Lounge, but then woke up abruptly as the doorbell rang.
The Old Man is a 5'6-feet-tall, 160-year-old Man with a triangle-shaped head as he has small black eyes, a bald head, a big pointy nose, Pale Wrinkly Skin, a short weak build with a port belly, and his outfit consists of a long-sleeved white lab coat, a short-sleeved turtleneck pale greenish-gray shirt, long dark gray pants, and a pair of cyan slippers. His name is Professor Hubert J. Farnsworth, the chief executive officer and shareholder of Planet Express as he is also Fry's Nephew thirty times removed.
"Huh? Who's that?" Professor Farnsworth asked groggily while briefly hearing something on the TV about a special year 3000 edition of New Year's Rockin' Eve or whatever as he got up from the chair and made his way through his building as Hubert was able to arrive at the front door and opened it as he was surprised to see Marinette, Douglass, Alix, Fry, Bender, and Leela standing in front of him. "Who are you?"
"I'm your dear old Uncle Fry." Fry says with a smile as Farnsworth gives him a bewildered look.
"But I don't have an Uncle Fry."
"You do now," Bender says with a glare as Alix nods.
"Yeah, so get us in already, old man," Alix says snarkily as Farnsworth flinches in surprise but nods as he leads everyone inside, and we fast forward in time as we see everyone residing inside of the Planet Express Lounge with Farnsworth and Fry sitting on two couches and are hooked up to a machine as Leela and Marinette stood near them while leaning against a wall as Bender was drinking some beer from a nearby Mini Fridge and the Lovebirds sat on the couch with Alix sitting on Douglass's lap as they could be seen rubbing each other sensually.
"By God, I am your nephew!" A shocked Professor Farnsworth yells after the machine dings and a red light flashes. "This is absolutely incredible!"
"Can we have some money?" Bender asked as Alix perked up and stopped touching Douglass's chest as she turned to him.
"And give us a place to stay?"
"Oh, my, no." Professor Farnsworth says with a smile as the Duo grumbles in annoyance, and we then fast forward in time to see the Gang walking into Farnsworth's Lab. "Now, let me show you around. That's my lab table and this is my work-stool, and over there is my intergalactic spaceship." Professor Farnsworth says while pointing at a lab table, his work-stool, and a huge green spaceship in a huge hangar next to the lab as Leela and Bender look indifferent while Marinette, Alix, Douglass, and Fry gasp in shock and awe. "And here's where I keep assorted lengths of wire," Farnsworth says while opening the drawer as Marinette turns to him incredulously.
"Whoa, whoa, whoa, can we please talk about the fact that you have a freaking spaceship?!"
"Oh, yes, I designed it myself." Professor Farnsworth says casually as Douglass whistles and places his hands on his hips.
"Damn, you build this thing? Impressive."
"I can't believe it. First, we met a real-life robot and now we seea real-life spaceship? This is the greatest day ever...you know except for what happened earlier," Alix says with a wince while sharing an awkward look with Marinette and Douglass as, before they could react, someone began slamming their fists against the door.
"Attention, job deserters! Come out with your hands up! We have you partially surrounded!" A New New York Officer yelled from outside of the building as Mari narrowed her eyes, Leela and Douglass gasped, Fry whimpered nervously, Alix gritted her teeth, and Bender literally shits a brick.
"...Well, we're boned," Bender says with a shrug as Fry turns to Alix.
"Quick, do you think that you can teleport us away somewhere to safety? Like when you made those white portals when you were fighting with Leela earlier?"
"Maybe, but it will be a bad idea since I'm not as familiar with this place as I am with Paris. We could get lost." Alix pointed out as Leela looked around and spotted Farnsworth Spaceship as she gasped and pointed at it.
"Can't we get away in the ship?"
"I suppose it is technically possible...though I am already in my pajamas."
"That's good enough." Douglass says while going over to grab onto Professor Farnsworth as said person was face-level with his abs.
"Whoa, you can grind meat on those."
"I know right? Momma like." Alix says while slapping Douglass's ass as Marinette rolled her eyes playfully before the Gang made their way over to the Planet Express Ship as they made their way through it and were able to arrive at the cockpit as a grinning Fry runs in and sits down in a seat in front of a control panel.
"Don't worry, guys, I'll get us out of here." Fry says confidently while pressing a few buttons and pulling a lever as, instead of the Spaceship taking off into the air, a little hatch opens in the control panel, a paper cup comes down, and the machine fills it with coffee.
"Farnsworth, do you think that you can fly this Spaceship?" Marinette asked as Douglass placed down the old man and turned to give her a disbelieving look.
"Do you really trust him on flying this Spaceship?"
"...Does anyone else know how to fly a Spaceship?" Marinette asked, after realizing that her Little Brother had a good point as Leela raised her hand.
"I can. As long as I don't have to parallel park." Leela says while taking off her coat as she then goes over to sit down in the pilot's seat and pushes down a lever as, in the Planet Express Hangar, klaxons begin beeping loudly, and a huge piece of machinery lifts the Planet Express Ship to a 45-degree angle as the entire hangar roof retracts so it is open for the ship and, unknown to them, Peace Officers armed with laser rifles could be seen stationed outside, ready to give them all an assfull of laser. "Prepare for lift-off," Leela says while still sitting in the Captain's Seat as Fry sits near the controls and Mari, Bender, and Farnsworth go over to sit down on the chairs planted in front of the Gang as Douglass and Alix go over to sit down on the chairs placed near Leela.
"...Ten..."
"...Nine..."
"...Eight..."
"...Seven..."
"...Six..."
"...Five..."
"...Four..."
"...Three..."
"...Two..."
"...One..."
"...Blast-off!" Leela, Professor Farnsworth, Alix, Douglass, Marinette, and Fry exclaimed in unison as the Planet Express Ship took off into the air and everyone in Times Square cheered loudly in the new millennium as fireworks exploded all over the city and the number '3000!' is projected onto the Moon as the Planet Express Ship flies between the fireworks with the Peace Officers trying to shoot them down with their laser guns, but was unable to hit them due to the fireworks as the altitude of the ship increases and laser bolts narrowly miss it as the Planet Express Ship clears New New York airspace, flies through the atmosphere, and heads through the solar system as everyone cheers.
"Ha, ha, ha, that was awesome!" Douglass cheered while sharing a high-five with Alix as Fry frowned somberly.
"What's wrong, Fry? We escaped and are safe." Marinette says confusedly as Fry sighs heavily.
"Yeah, I know, but I guess, without jobs, we'll be fugitives forever."
"Not necessarily." Professor Farnsworth says with a grin, getting everyone's attention as they turn to him. "Are you six, by any chance, interested in becoming my new spaceship crew?"
"New crew? W-What happened to the old crew?" A bewildered Bender asked as Hubert shook his head solemnly.
"Of those poor sons of-But that's not important. The important thing is I need a new crew. Anyone interested?" Professor Farnsworth as Bender shrugged.
"Eh, I'm down with whatever."
"Hmmm...well...we do need a job to pay for a future apartment, food, clothes, and whatever, so...yeah, we're in. What about you guys?" Marinette asked while turning to face Douglass and Alix, who were too busy staring at each other lustfully as the Ladybug Miraculous User proceeded to facepalm in annoyance.
"Yes! Yes! That's exactly the job I've always wanted!" A grinning Fry yelled as Leela walked up to the Group and gave Hubert an apologetic look.
"Thanks for the offer, Professor, but we don't have the proper career chips."
"Oh, that won't be a problem. As luck would have it, I saved the chips from my previous crew." Professor Farnsworth says while reaching behind him to pull out an envelope marked 'Contents Of Space Wasp's Stomach' as he empties the career chips out of it.
"This is awesome! Are we gonna fly through space fighting monsters and teaching alien women to lurve?" Fry asked with a sly grin as Leela and Mari rolled their eyes in annoyance while Bender, Douglass, and Alix nodded in approval.
"If by that you mean 'transporting cargo' then yes. It's a little home business I started to fund my research." Professor Farnsworth says as Fry nods in understanding.
"Cool, so what's my job gonna be?"
"You will be responsible for ensuring that the cargo reaches its destination." Professor Farnsworth says as Fry's smile fades from his face.
"So, I'm gonna be a Delivery Boy?"
"Exactly."
"...Alright! I'm a Delivery Boy!" Fry cheered while waving his hands in victory as Douglass chuckled amusedly and turned to his Older Sister and Crush.
"Well, guys, it looks like we're going to be off to a great adventure." Douglass says with a smirk as Marinette and Alix beamed and nodded as the Planet Express Ship continued soaring through the cosmos.
And done. I hope you guys enjoyed the new story, and I can't wait to write the next chapter. Also, here's the Schedule List for the Miraculous: The Future Misadventures of Planet Express-Season 1:
1) Space Pilot 3000-Part 1
2) Space Pilot of Tomorrow-Part 2
3) The Story Has Landed
4) Timber Panther
5) I, Roommate with Legacy
6) Love's Labours Lost in Space
7) Fear of a Bot Planet
8) Champions
9) A Fishful of Dollars
10) The Owner Of Mars Attacks!
11) A Big Piece of Garbage
12) Fear Factory
13) Hell Is Other Robots
14) A Flight to Remember
15) Amazon Women in the Mood
16) Monkey Sea, Monkey Doom!
17) When Aliens Attack
18) Mars University
19) Lightning Storm
20) Attack of the 500ft Amy
21) I Second That Emotion
22) A Head in the Polls
23) Xmas Story
24) Brain Drain
25) Cyber House Rules
26) The Cure for the Common Clod
27) The Lesser of Two Evils
28) A Bicyclops Built for Two
29) Anthology of Interest I
30) The Knight Owl Beyond
31) The Rise of a New Majestia!?
32) Rumble in the Jungle
33) A Clone of My Own
34) Heist on Donbot House
35) Mother's Day
36) DOOP The Right Thing!
37) Black Out
38) The Deep South
39) The Problem with Popplers
40) Curse of Werebunny
41) The Monster Virus
42) War is the H-Word
43) Bendless Love
44) The Cryonic Woman
45) The Luck of the Fryrish
46) Golem
47) The Birdbot of Ice-Catraz
48) The Day the Earth Stood Stupid
49) Time Keeps on Slippin
50) Simpsons/Miraculous: The Future Misadventures of Planet Express Crossover Crisis Part 1
51) Simpsons/Miraculous: The Future Misadventures of Planet Express Crossover Crisis Part 2
52) Dead Man's Hand
53) Freaky Fry-Day
54) Disappearing Inque
55) The Duh-Vinci Code
56) Planet X-Press Men
57) Kickin' It Old School
58) Where The Buggalo Roam
59) The Chain of Command
60) Miraculous: The Future Misadventures of Planet Express-Season 1 Finale-Part 1
61) Miraculous: The Future Misadventures of Planet Express-Season 1 Finale-Part 2
That's about it. Anyway, as always, I will catch you all later.