This is just a short, one-shot story to get everyone pumped for both Alan Wake 2 and Big Mouth season 7, since they both come out in October, only a week away from each other. I'm so excited for both, and just thought I'd do a quick story to help relieve the itch a bit for both. In this story, Mr Scratch, aka Evil Alan, shows up at Bridgeton and causes trouble, and the real Alan shows up to save the day by writing a story involving the Monsters. Just a short, funny, one-shot fic.

Alan Wake is owned by Remedy Entertainment, and Big Mouth is owned by Netflix.

It was just another day at Bridgeton. The sun was shining, the birds were singing, everybody was in class goofing off while their hormones raged. That all stopped as the classroom door opened and a stranger walked in.

"Ok class, settle down. We've got a busy day. Let's get started.", the man said, as he walked to the blackboard and picked up a piece of chalk. He wrote on the blackboard. "My name is Mr Scratch." For emphasis he wrote the name on the blackboard. The chalked screeched loudly as he wrote, louder than usual, as if he were DELIBERATELY trying to deafen the children.

Andrew Glouberman raised his hand. "Um, sir, where is Miss Benitez?", he asked, referring to their usual teacher.

Mr Scratch smiled. "Miss Benitez has... taken a leave of absence. ", he said. Cut to Miss Benitez in the supply closet, hands and legs bound, with duct tape over her mouth.

"When will she be back?" asked Jessi Glaser.

Acting like he hadn't heard, Mr Scratch walked around class, handing out stacks of paper. " For your assignments, i want you all to write stories. I want you to write about the worst things you can imagine happening, right here, right now, on this day. Really use your imaginations. "

Missy Foreman-Greenwald looked at the paper in front of her. "But, sir, this is normally a SCIENCE class. We don't do creative writing here."

Mr Scratch finished passing out the papers and walked slowly back to the desk at the front of the class. "Well, today this is MY class, and we will do what I say. Now, everyone get started!!"

Connie, Jessi's Hormone Monstress, grabbed her by the shoulder. "Oooh, girl, i got a BAD feeling about this guy!! Something terrible about to go down!!"

Jessi looked out the window. "Yeah, and what's happening to the weather? Just a few minutes ago it was sunny outside, now it's gone dark!! There's clouds everywhere, and there's a strange fog. It started as soon as this guy arrived!!"

"EVERYONE START WRITING!!!!", Mr Scratch shouted. " I want you all to have written an end-of-the-world story by the time the bell rings, or ELSE!!!"

Jay Bilzerian was busy writing on his sheet of paper. "I'm going to write about evil magicians taking over the world!! You can't have an apocalypse without MAGIC!!! Oh, and what if Gordie from Gordie's Journey shows up to fight them, with a super-sexy non-binary magician sidekick? This is gonna be sick!!"

Lola Skumpy, meanwhile, was gazing longingly at Mr Scratch. "He's, like, so dreamy. Way hotter than Mr Keating. I wouldn't mind him giving me, like, some 'private lessons. '" She snorted.

Missy, meanwhile, had started writing. "Well, i suppose some evil aliens could come to Earth, and Nathan Fillion could come back to help. And Gustavo should come along. This could easily be the perfect sequel to the erotic fic me and Jay wrote."

Nick Birch, meanwhile, hadn't wrote a word. He just wasn't very creative. Besides, he'd been up all night taking care of his granfathers piss cans again, and was slowly nodding off.

Suddenly, the door to the classroom flew open again, and a man who looked just like Mr Scratch, except for longer hair and a beard, stepped into the room.

"EVERYBODY, STOP WRITING NOW!!! EVERYTHING YOU WRITE WILL COME TRUE!!!!"The man shouted.

As if to prove his point, outside under the dark sky, aliens and people in magicians clothes were fighting, while a spaceship blasted at them. Missy jumped up as she recognized the pilot. "Oh my God, Nathan!!!"

Mr Scratch jumped out of the chair. "Well well, Alan Wake!! You're too late. I KNEW you'd escape the Dark Place. So i found a NEW Place Of Power, full of young people with the power of writing, to write a new story. A story to end the world, and leave ME to rule what's left!!"

The man named Alan pulled out a gun and flashlight. He aimed the flashlight beam at Mr Scratch, who screamed as the light hit him. "No, YOU lose!! See, i wrote a story before i came here. A story involving these kids and their Monsters. You're about to be hit by a bunch of furry penises!!"

As if on cue, Maury, Andrew's Hormone Monster, threw a handful of his furry pet dicks at Mr Scratch. As he staggered back from the light of Alan's torch, he cried out as the dicks hit him in the face and chest. One pegged him in the ear, and finally one flew into his open mouth.

Connie, meanwhile, threw out her long red hair, which wrapped itself around Mr Scratch, tightening tighter and tighter like a giant snake. "What's going on?!!", she cried. "It's like i can't control it!!!"

Alan laughed."I told you, it's MY story. You are all just characters. I needed a way to finish him off once i escaped!!" Outside the window,the aliens and magicians had stopped fighting and were having ar orgy. Alan turned to Jay. "That will be quite enough of that, Jay."

Jay laid down his pencil. "Awww, it was just getting good."

As Connie kept Mr Scratch trapped in her hairlock, Alan walked forward and turned his flashlight to maximum. Mr Scratch screamed as his skin began to smoke. Waves of darkness melted off his body. His face started to change, became something inhuman. Finally, Alan pointed his gun and pulled the trigger. There was a bright flash as the bullet hit him in the head. With a scream of agony and a flash of light, Mr Scratch vanished, leaving only a handful of fading sparks, like a dying firework.

Outside, the aliens and magicians had vanished, along with the spaceship, and it was bright and sunny again.

The kids looked away from the window back to Alan, who put the gun and flashlight back in his pocket. "Sorry about that. I just needed to write a good ending to my story. I thought your Monsters would help with that. Now, let's all go to the school gym. I got my agent Barry to bring the Old Gods Of Asgard to do a show here!!! There's enough signed vinyls and T-Shirts for everyone!!!"

The kids all cheered and jumped out of their chairs and followed Alan to the gym to the music show. Missy sulked. "Damn it, i was THIS close to meeting Gustavo!!!"

The End

I know, it's short and a bit stupid. I'm just so excited for October, for the release of my two favorite things. Be sure to check out season 7 of Big Mouth on October 20th, and Alan Wake 2 on the 27th!!!