IZUKU SKIRT A WILD WIND
CHAPTER 1
AN: A WORD WITH '—' ON IT MEANS THEY ARE THINKING IT. A WORD WITH "—" ON IT IS THEM SAYING IT FOR OTHERS TO HEAR. IF THERE IS A '—' IN THE MIDDLE OF "—" THEN THAT MEANS THEY ARE PUTTING AN EMPHASIS ON SOMETHING BEING SAID. IE: "WHY ARE YOU WEARING THE 'FEMALE' UNIFORM PROBLEM CHILD?"
UA HALLWAYS
THIRD PERSON POV
Today Izuku Midoriya was running late to homeroom as his bus had arrived late today, on top of him sleeping in by accident. On the other end of the hallway was a girl from general ed with a unique quirk not really suited for combat. She too was running late like the previous mentioned student, as a result they collided. In the blink of an eye the clothes of the two students where swapped for all except their shoes. However neither had noticed and quickly apologized before running to their respective classes, with the girl having the more lenient teacher in the form of Present Mic. Izuku Midoriya on the other hand had the second toughest teacher in UA history as his homeroom teacher. He stalled for another few seconds as he had to give his apologies to a group of students he passed by carrying supplies.
While running a thought crossed his mind as for why he could feel the wind so clearly on his legs. However he had dismissed this as his mind was immediately refilled with thoughts of an angry Aizawa-sensei waiting for him. The girl was with similar thoughts as to why she suddenly felt almost no wind on her legs despite running her fastest to make it on time. Unlike the young man she had bumped into earlier she had pushed those thoughts aside for a different reason. It was not her teacher she feared but the ridicule of her classmates for failing to show up on time.
When she got to her class everyone was silent and just looking at her strangely as though she had something on her face. Her teacher began laughing for some reason unknown yet to the girl for nearly three minutes before finally stopping to wheeze for air. "That is the correct dress code… if you were a male student that is." Present Mic told the girl as she looked down realizing what she was wearing. 'I ACCIDENTALLY ACTIVATED MY QUIRK AGAIN!' She thought to herself before squatting down and covering her now probably red face.
When Izuku Midoriya got to class he was wheezing as his lungs were burning from over use. As he finally got some air he looked up to see the guys faces twitching with awkward smiles. The girls and a few of the guys were blushing with the girls covering their mouths, excitement rather than shock on their faces. He was confused until he heard his teacher groan drawing his attention to the hobo looking hero. "Midoriya… why the hell are you both late and crossdressing?" He asked his student making the young man confused. Izuku Midoriya looked down to see he was wearing not the clothes he put on this morning but the… FEMALE UNIFORM! "WHY AM I WEARING THE FEMALE UNIFORM" Izuku Midoriya shouted in confusion as he tried to hide behind his school bag in overwhelming embarrassment. He was sure his face was as red as Kirishima hair right now unsure of how he will explain it to All Might.
SHOUTA AIZAWA POV
I had started roll call only to see that problem child was not here… this worried me to say the least. Out of everyone here the only ones more punctual were Ida and Yaoyorozu. They had just barely survived the USJ incident and I was supposed to be telling them of the upcoming sports festival. It is to be taking place the first month after the being of the semester, so a little over two weeks from now. This made me worried for his safety as I was not told that my student would be missing school today. All the other students were also clearly worried as they were told last week that Midoriya was supposed to be fine.
I was about to call Nezu to check with him to see if he simply decided to worry me out of amusement by not telling me of his absence. Then the door swung open and I saw problem child come in out of breath with even if I would never admit it relieved me. It was a second later I noticed what he was wearing and was dreading what he would have to tell me. I was not the best with students in terms of emotional support, and if he was transitioning like Tiger from the Wild Wild Pussycats did when they were younger… I was screwed. Then again I could not help but hope I was completely wrong and this was the result of something else.
I decided to bite the proverbial bullet and just ask him hoping I do not cause him anymore mental anguish than already experienced. "Midoriya… why the hell are you both late and crossdressing?" I asked him seeing he was clearly confused by my question. It was an odd reaction but better than him being hurt or scared by my usual temperament I put on for most people. Problem Child looked down as though to just now see he was wearing female uniform. "WHY AM I WEARING THE FEMALE UNIFORM" my student shouted in confusion as he tried to hide behind his school bag in what was obvious even to me, to be overwhelming embarrassment. At least this meant that he did not do this on purpose, though it did make things a bit more complicated now that it had.
"Midori you look so cute!" Ashido exclaimed standing up leaning over her desk.
"D-D-D-DEKU-KUN WAS A GIRL THIS WHOLE TIME!" Uraraka shouted as she cupped her face with both her hand floating to the ceiling with what I swear was steam coming out of her head.
"Why did you not tell me you liked to wear girls clothes? I would have loved to invite you over to try on some of my clothes!" Hagakure asked him and exclaimed what her response would have been if she had known.
"Wh-Wh-Wh-What are you! Some kind of cute pervert?" Jiro asked him while letting it slip that she was attracted to him to some degree.
"This is quite improper… but I do agree those stockings do a really good job of showing how well toned his leg muscles are." Yaoyorozu said making that two confessions now that I need to make keep focused on their training.
"I know this might be a little wrong to ask, but am I the only one getting tingly between their thighs? Kero." Asui said awkwardly rubbing her thighs together as bluntly as always. This made three I had to worry about with her being a legitimate worry for Problem Child virginity. Up till now I had to worry only about Mineta going after the girls, now I needed to worry about the girls going after Problem Child.
Deciding to defuse the situation as quickly as possible before I could be interrupted again I walked over to kneel down to his eye level. "Calm down, you are not in any trouble I just need you need to give me an explanation of this morning so far." I asked him as he stopped shaking and took a deep breath. After about twenty minutes of him explaining how he bumped into a girl Mic had told me about from his class I sighed. At least now I know what had happened, though the aftermath would be difficult, at worse Midoriya might need to visit Hound Dog again. And right after he was just given the ok from Hound Dog to join class again after the USJ incident.
Deciding that the only thing that can be done would to get the female student to come and use her quirk again on my student. I dialled Mic on my phone to get an earful of his eardrum shattering laugh to top off the morning of worry such far. "I take it your student has made it to class in my students uniform." I said as he laughed again causing me to wince. After a brief conversation that followed it was unfortunately decided that due to her quirks unfortunate time limit between uses. The two students had to go to Recovery Girl at the nurses office and get changed there which was embarrassing for both.
PRESENT MIC POV
I did roll call for my thirty students as per usual when one student was not here when I called her name. It was not unusual as she was known to be a rather unlucky girl with a hard to control quirk. After about ten minutes she arrived out of breath in the male uniform, looks like some poor guy got the worse end of this. While all her classmates sat in their seats silent and just looking at her strangely I however could not stop myself from laughing. After nearly laughing into unconsciousness I checked the clock to see that three minutes had passed before I finally needed to breathe again wheezing hard. "That is the correct dress code… if you were a male student that is." I told the girl as she looked down only now seeming to realize what she was wearing. Needless to say I felt bad when she began to squat down and covering her now probably tomato red face. After some minutes had passed with me just barely managing to get my act together. I had successfully apologized for laughing so hard, but I still felt I needed to do something for the student as she was probably feeling humiliated right now.
Then my phone started ringing and I saw it was Shouta calling me, that must mean it was his student she caught in this mess. When his call came through I could not help but laugh my ass off at the fact that he had to deal with this extra work. "I take it your student has made it to class in my students uniform." Shouta said not asked me in an exhausted sounding tones. This caused me to begin laughing again as I was confirmed to be right about the victim.
"Yes she did Shouta, I assume you want her to come to your class and activate her quirk again?" I asked already know he would say yes. So to save him the trouble of waisting any more of his time as he dislikes that I continued. "Unfortunately her quirk has a time limit in between uses." He said as his friend sighed loudly on the other end.
"Then we need to send them to Recovery Girl in the nurses office to get changed there." He said as I had no objections and sent her down. "Also let Recovery Girl know about this." Shouta told me as I expected him to get back at me somehow. With a heavy heart I dialled Recovery Girl number and braced myself for the earful to come from her.
RECOVERY GIRL POV
I was shuffling through some paperwork making sure to file it and noticed Midoriya paperwork was next to file away. Despite this being the nurses office both me and the principal receive copies of any paperwork from Hound Dog therapy sessions. I decided to give his a read for Toshinori, as he was not the greatest of teachers and I was worried he would be bad at addressing such things as mental health. It was clear that Izuku was distraught after the fight at the USJ seeing how useless his quirk was when he faced an actual villian. Hopefully he did not suffer anymore, the upcoming sports festival would be stressful enough on him.
Then I got a call just as I was about to put his record away to see I had received a call from Present Mic, I had a bad feeling about it.
"What are you calling for exactly?" I asked him getting a nervous chuckle from him on his end.
"My student is coming down again due to her quirk swapping clothes again." Mic said as I held back a sigh of frustration at this being the fifth time this had happened so far.
"Who was the girl she swapped clothes with this time?" I asked him getting an unusual and uncomfortable silence from him. After a few minutes I decided that it must have been worse than I thought it was this time around. "I repeat myself. Who. Was. The. Girl!" I asked empathizing each one of the last four words shouting the last to get an answer out of him.
"It was a boy… specifically Izuku Midoriya." He said to me pausing before saying the name as I heard a short growl.
I looked around for Hound Dog to realize that it was coming from me, though I do try not to play favourites I can't help but feel like Izuku as a sort of grandson. Toshinori feels like a son of sorts to me and Grand Torino due to how Nana asked us to take care of him back then if she ever passed away. So as a result, his successor felt like family as well, so to hear he just underwent even more mental stress made me a tad upset to say the least. "I will have you and Aizawa give me reports at a later date as to how you two handled the situation when the students arrived, understood?" I said not asked despite the end of my sentence sounding more like a question. I heard an audible gulp and a "Yes M'am!" from him before I hung up.
When the students arrived both were embarrassed and I had them go to two different beds. Pulling up a sheet to separate the two I began giving them instructions. "I will have you two strip and hand me your clothes, and I will hand them back to the right owners." I said as they nodded quickly hurrying to get behind their respective sides. However a minute in I got a question from Izuku that made things more awkward than they already were.
"How do I take off a bra?" He asked me in clear concern of his lack of knowledge on this subject.
"I will come in and help you get it off." I said sighing as to how embarrassed he must have felt. His face was red as he was down to panties and a bra, so I quickly helped him with the bra. After that it went relatively quickly as both were now dressed properly and bowing giving me their thanks for the help. "I hope you will try to stay out of trouble boy." I said giving him a stern warning, despite this circumstance not being much his fault.
"I promise I won't grandma." He said causing a silence between everyone as a look of shock came over the female student face. He quickly covered his mouth with his hands shocked himself at what he just said to me now.
"You are not to speak of this to anyone… understood?" I told the female student making a similar threat I did to Mic earlier. She went pale as I patted my cane against the palm of my hand making my message clear. They shook their head vigorously and ran out back to assumingely their class as I turned to Izuku intercepting his apology he was about to give me. "I understood you did it by mistake, and I will admit I have similar view of you my boy." I said patting his currently shaking shoulders.
"Thank you… I never knew my grandparents as mom said they had passed away when I was little." He said blushing lightly with a small smile. I sent him on his way after that and letting him know this was not something to be embarrassed about. But it was something he might not want to tell others, considering the attention he might get from their most likely wrong and blown up interpretation. After all, if he struggles to speak in front of his class, then he will definitely be overwhelmed by the thousands questions he would get sent his way.
After he left I got to thinking of my own grand daughter who hates me, even now. When my daughter died I threw myself into my work despite the pain she was clearly in. Now I regret my decision to put my career before my family, however I do not have her contact information now. Last I heard she married a man who works over seas in America "What was his name again?" I asked myself out loud unable to remember his last name. The only thing I remember is that his first name was Hisashi and that his quirk was something to do with fire, a powerful one at that.