The students of ACME Looniversity have gathered in the sports hall.

"I hear weighting a new sports teacher today." Buster spoke out. "I wonder who it's going to be."

When Lola stepped into the room, there was a loud commotion. The male students were gazing at her and going crazy about her. Furrball was gazing at her too. She was certainly an attractive rabbit.

"Hey students." She greeted. "I've come to teach you all how to play basketball professionally."

The students were overexcited to hear that.

"I'm gonna slam dunk all over the place!" Plucky proudly proclaimed.

Lola pulled out a basketball from behind her back and spun it on her index finger.

"Alright, who wants to go first?" Lola asked.

Multiple hands shot up at once. The male students even held up two hands at once.

"I-I hope I'm good enough to impress her." Furrball thought to herself.

Each of the students took turns shooting baskets. When it was Furrball's turn, he was still holding onto the ball when shooting due to his nervousness, causing him to go flying into the air and through the hoop while holding onto the ball.

"Oooh." Winced Lola. "Give it another try."

He tried doing a normal shot, only to miss the hoop the first few times, and later it bounced off the hoop, and landed on Plucky's head while he was laughing at Furrball's constant missing. That was when the bell rang for the end of the day.

"Hey Furrball?" Lola called out. "Would you mind if you and I had a talk?"

At Lola's request, Furrball waited until every other student left until it was just him and Lola in the room.

"I decided to give you one-on-one lessons to maybe boost your skills." Lola explained.

Furrball looked excited and grateful.

"I saw how that green duck laughed at you." Lola continued. "If you can improve your skills, you can rub his beaky face in it."

The blue cat let out a little giggle at Lola's encouragement.

"Come on." Lola said. "As Michael Jordan once said, let's do some drills."

Under Lola's training, Furrball managed to score basket after basket. Before long, he was even doing slam-dunks, much to Lola's amazement.

"Wow." She said. "You're getting better already."

"I had a good teacher." Furrball smiled.

Lola walked over to Furrball and kissed his head, causing the blue cat to blush and giggle.

"I don't know why some of your classmates are against you." She said. "You're cool and cute."

Furrball started to make circles on the floor in an "Aw shucks" notion.

"Perhals you and I can schedule private one-on-one basketball lessons." Lola offered, winking at Furrball.

Needless to say, Furrball eagerly agreed.


The next girl is going to be Minerva Mink.