Hey, guys! Welcome to the next chapter of Wander and Amble Over Yonder! I hope that you guys will enjoy the new chapter...anyway, I don't own anything except for my OCs, and the OC Dave belongs entirely to 9655.
NOW LET'S GET ON WITH THE STORY!
{Wander and Amble Over Yonder- Season 1, Episode 2: The Picnic}
"Muahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!" Lord Hater screamed evilly as we see him, Commanders Peepers, and Lady Loathe standing on top of a golden pyramid-like tower with a moon planet amongst several other planets slowly aligning themselves on top of them as a humanoid alien shark could be seen riding around on a giant green T-Rex, that could shoot fire and lasers, could be seen standing below them with an army of humanoid fists who wear blue/purple/white bodysuits with an 'A' on them as they are known as the Fist Fighters.
The Leader of the Army is really a 5'10-feet-tall, 26-year-old Male Sharkhead as he has the head of a killer shark with black eyes, a black fin on the back of his head, thick white eyebrows, red lips, a large mouth with a row of sharp white teeth, a pair of muscularly tanned four-fingered arms, a black/white color scheme on his head and a humanoid muscular slim body with tan skin, and his outfit consists of a golden crown, a royal blue cape with a white 'A' symbol planted on the back and a white/black furry collar, two purple-and-pink bands, a pair of black fingerless gloves, a black belt with silver spikes attached to it, long pink pants, and a pair of thigh-high white disco boots. His name is Emperor Awesome, one of Lord Hater's greatest rivals, and the Leader of his own army of minions known as the Fist Fighters, and the owner of his Battling Dinosaur.
"You're too late, Emperor Awesome! The universe will soon be mine at last!" Lord Hater exclaimed while glancing up at the planets aligning above him and laughs maliciously as Commander Peepers nodded stoically, and a bored Lady Loathe can be seen texting on her phone as Emperor Awesome merely grinned cockily and laughed mockingly.
"Yeah, right, bro. I'm takin' you all the way down to Awesome Town! And I'm taking your Hot Daughter with me!" Emperor Awesome yelled as Lady Loathe briefly raised her head to give him a flat glare.
"I'm underage, dude..."
"Oh, right, forgot about that. I retract that statement." A wincing Emperor Awesome says with everyone, including his army, giving him disapproving and annoyed looks as Lord Hater glares at him hatefully.
"Back up, muscle boy! Don't you see, once a millennium, the planets of this galaxy align, over this very spot! And today, the one most worthy to stand here, is none other than I, Lord-,"
"Hater! Is that you?!" A familiar voice rang out as Lord Hater and the others flinched in surprise as they slowly turned their heads and were shocked to see Wander, Amble, and Dave standing far away from them on the other side of the canyon. "It's us, Wander and Amble!" Wander yelled while waving at Lord Hater as Amble looked nervous, and Dave looked incredibly disbelieving and annoyed as he couldn't believe that Wander's talking to Hater right now and that he wanted to have a picnic near the battlefield.
"Hi, Lady Loathe!" Amble shouted while waving at Lady Lothe cheerfully as said person mindlessly waved at her before going back to texting on her phone as Commander Peepers and Emperor Awesome were bewildered by the Trio's sudden appearance as Lord Hater looked absolutely livid.
"Are you here to watch the planets align, too? Look! I even packed a piiicniiiiic!" Wander yelled with a sing-songy tone while briefly taking off his hat to pull out a picnic basket as the scene briefly paused, and the title of the chapter appeared as time then resumed.
"Oh, great, that stupid problem is back again." An irritated Lady Loathe says while looking around as Lord Hater grumbles angrily and walks to the left to cover Wander and Amble from view.
"Anyway...soon, at the precise moment, of the cosmic conjunction-,"
"Hater! You remember us, right?" An excited Wander asked while walking to the right as he waved his hands around to try and get his attention as Lord Hater narrowed his eyes at him irritably and reached over to grab his Daughter as he placed Lady Loathe beside him to cover Wander from view.
"...at the precise moment, of the cosmic conjunction, a celestial star being, of infinite power, shall come forth and-,"
"My Little Sis, Friend, and I travel the galaxy, we're about this tall. I wear a hat, my friend has an obvious crush on Sylvia, and my Adoptive Sister here has magic ice powers, and sometimes I make this face...or this one...or this..." Wander says while putting on various forms of smiles as Lord Hater gets steaming mad. "Or sometimes, if I'm feelin' really crazy-,"
"A STAR BEING OF INFINITE POWER WILL COME FORTH, AND GRANT WHOEVER STANDS HERE THREE WISHES!" Lord Hater snapped with a red face as Lady Loathe had to nurse her nearly exploded non-existent ears from how loud her father yelled. "And one of my wishes will be, to control, the entire, universe and the other is to wish for my old beloved to love me again and my final wish is for a certain foe of mine to perish-,"
"Probably wondering where our best pals Sylvia and Magic Carpet are, huh?" Wander asked with a smile as Lord Hater cringed and took a deep breath.
"Quiet or I'll turn you into a suitcase." Lord Hater threatened Wander as he then calmed himself down and turned back to his rival and his army. "Anyway, the sooner the star being-No, wait, I said that already...GOH! WHERE WAS I?!" A frustrated and pissed-off Lord Hater yelled while facepalming as Lady Loathe laughed amusedly and Commander Peepers glared over at Wander and Amble.
"They wanted to come, but Sylvia had to go to the bathroom! Zbornaks go only once every like, five months? Crazy, huh? She took Magic Carpet with her to find a safe place to use the bathroom and told us it takes a while, and it's kind of embarrassing, and so she doesn't want everybody knowin' about it, so she said, 'Wander, I trust Amble and Dave to not say anything, but please for the love of Grob, don't go blabbin' like ya always do!'," Wander says while imitating Sylvia's voice as an annoyed Dave elbowed him. "Ow! What?!"
"Wander!" Amble screamed with a stern glare while pointing over at Lord Hater and the others as Wander blinked a couple of times before realizing what he said as the Star Nomad winced.
"Oh..."
"I DON'T FUCKING CARE!"
"Where? Well, I don't know where she's goin' to the bathroom, around here somewhere! Why do ya wanna know?" Wander asked before turning over to Amble and Dave as he did circle motions with his finger. "What a weirdo, am I right?" Wander asked before turning back to Lord Hater as he smiled at him. "It's okay though, 'cause I promised her I'd take pictures!" Wander shouted while taking out a camera as he took a picture of a pissed-off Lord Hater and Lady Loathe, Emperor Awesome, and his army started laughing loudly.
"Dude, text me that photo!" Emperor Awesome shouted as Lord Hater got madder and madder.
"Anywhoser, we're gonna get outta your hair and find a good watchin' spot! Later, Hater!" Wander says while reaching over to grab Amble and Dave's hands as he then leads them away with Lord Hater watching them go furiously as he shakes with anger.
~{Wander and Amble Over Yonder: Theme Song}~
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Wander and Amble Over Yonder!
In the deep vastness of space, we cue to the Yonder Galaxy, where we see a couple of happy-go-lucky Wander and Amble walking across various planets that they have traveled to in the past as they held hands and smiled at the readers as they continued visiting all types of amazing, weird, unique and exciting new planets.
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Wander and Amble Over Yonder!
But they weren't alone as their trusted companions, Sylvia, Dave, and Magic Carpet, appeared and grabbed their respective friends as they tossed them into the air, and Wander landed on Sylvia's back while Amble landed on top of Magic Carpet as Dave winked at them and the Zbornaks and the Magical Rug stood up straight and struck fierce battle poses as Wander took off his hat and waved it around with a cheerful smile as Amble smiled at the readers cutely and then held out her arms as she fired dual streams of ice from out of her hands that came together to form the words 'Hello!' in cursive.
Wander! Wander!
Amble! Amble!
Over! Over!
Yonder! Yonder! Wander! Amble! Yonder! Yonder!
After throwing a couple of punches into the air, Sylvia drops down to the floor with Dave doing the same thing as Wander realizes what the Zbornaks are going to do and swiftly grabs Sylvia's reins as said person and Dave let out a couple of loud neighs as the Zbornaks ran off on all fours while leaving behind a couple of dust trails in their wake as they ran off. Not wanting to be left behind, Amble grabbed her friend's tassels and squeezed them gently as Magic Carpet got the secret message, and he flew off after Wander, Sylvia, and Dave as Magic Carpet easily kept up with them as the Group began traveling across the wide and amazing galactic starry cosmos.
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Wander and Amble Over Yonder!
Amble giggled at the feeling of the wind hitting her face as Wander, Sylvia, and Dave appeared and ran beside her and Magic Carpet as the Star Nomad grinned at hearing his little adopted sister laugh while Sylvia and Dave smiled amusedly as the group ran across several planets before suddenly stopping as Wander spotted something that made him gasp in wonder and immediately told everyone to stop as they followed his demand and stared at the furry alien creature confusedly as an excited Wander turned over to his sister and pointed ahead as Ample looked to where he was pointing and smiles widely at what she sees as she began bouncing in excitement.
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Wander and Amble Over Yonder!
Standing before them were all kinds of different aliens of all shapes and sizes as Wander and Amble clasped their hands together and squealed in excitement at meeting new friends as the Adopted Brother and Sister jumped off of their respective friends' backs and ran over to introduce themselves to their new friends as Sylvia, Dave, and Magic Carpet shared a knowing look and rolled their eyes playfully as they followed after their friends.
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Wander and Amble Over Yonder!
After Magic Carpet had wrapped himself around Amble's neck like a makeshift cape, the small cat-like alien walked alongside her adopted brother and best friend as the group went over to the aliens and introduced themselves to their new potential friends as Wander, per usual, greeted them enthusiastically by tilting his hat and shaking their hand/tentacle/tongue while Amble beams at them cheerfully with her usual bright smile as she did a small curtsey, Dave nodded at them politely, and Sylvia and Magic Carpet simply waved at them casually from their respective places as the aliens smiled at their off-world visitors and greeted them back.
Wander! Wander!
Amble! Amble!
Over! Over!
Yonder! Wander! Yonder! Amble!
Once everyone had introduced themselves to each other, the gang was treated to a grand tour of all of the planets that they had visited as the native aliens showed off their respective planets, and Wander's eyes widened in amazement at what he saw as Amble looked around in pure wonder, and Sylvia and Dave had a calm smile on their faces with Magic Carpet wiggling around happily as the group enjoyed their visits to these amazing and glorious worlds.
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Wander and Amble Over Yonder!
...And then their visits were immediately interrupted rudely by a familiar skull-shaped ship crashing down on the planets as Wander and Amble visibly flinched in surprise at Lord Hater's sudden presence while Sylvia, Dave, and Magic Carpet glared up at the Skullship as the mouth of the ship opened up, and its tongue rolled out as immediately numerous Watchdogs started piling out of the ship and began spreading chaos and mayhem as many of the planets' citizens could only look in horror as Commander Peepers stood on top of their planets' respective leaders and raised his hand in victory as Lady Loathe stood beside him with a bored look on her face as she was texting on her phone.
And if that wasn't bad enough, Lord Hater himself showed up on the scene as he hovered in the air and grinned down at the terrified citizens below him sinisterly as his skeletal hands lit up with green electrical energy, and Lord Hater began to laugh evilly as he began raining down giant green electrical thunder blasts down at the planet before him and smirked deviously at the destruction and misery that he's causing as he continued spreading his hatred and evilness onto the universe.
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Wander and Amble Over Yonder!
...Only to be blasted in the back by a huge ice beam as Lord Hater yelped in surprise, and, before he could react, his body was covered in ice, well except for his head, as Lord Hater screamed and started falling through the air as he crash-landed onto the ground. After recovering from the fall, Lord Hater groans lightly as he shakes his head and looks around as the self-proclaimed 'Greatest in the Galaxy' wonders what the hell just happened before his eyes widen in horror as a smiling Wander and Amble suddenly appear and hug him as Lord Hater glared down at them furiously and tried to escape from his icy prison, but failed as Lord Hater groans in misery and hangs his head in defeat as his worst enemies continued hugging him.
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Back with Commander Peepers, we see him getting tag-teamed by the Zbornaks and the Magical Rug as Magic Carpet wraps himself around Peeper's slim tiny body and lifts him up high into the air as he holds the eyeball-like alien upside down, and a smirking Sylvia and Dave began using Commander Peeper's body as a living punching bag as the Lovebirds continued punching his face left and right. After getting pummeled for a few seconds, a groaning Commander Peepers turned his head as he saw Lady Loathe standing in the background, doing absolutely nothing to assist him whatsoever as Commander Peepers glared at her in anger and ordered her to help him out as Lady Loathe blinked at him boredly before going back to her phone as Commander Peepers stared at her in disbelief and fumed as he was about to yell at her, only to get interrupted by the Zbornaks as they continued beating him up and Lady Loathe grinned at the sight of him getting his butt handed to him by two horses and a magical living rug as she laughs amusedly.
Wander! Wander!
Amble! Amble!
Over! Over!
Yonder! Yonder!
Wander! Amble! Yonder!
Lord Hater's eye twitched in anger as Wander and Amble hugged him tightly as he started trembling furiously and roared as Lord Hater used his cosmic lighting powers to escape from his icy bonds as well as sending Wander and Amble flying away as they crash-landed onto the ground and groaned in pain as the duo rubbed their heads and looked up as they saw a furious Lord Hater glaring down at them with his eyes glowing bright green as his hands glowed brightly with fierce electrical rage. After staring at a pissed-off Lord Hater for a few seconds, Wander and Amble turned to each other...and grinned as the Star Nomad grabbed the small Nebulan's paw, and they ran off as an angry Lord Hater chased after them while throwing multiple lightning bolts at Wander and Amble.
Thankfully the alien adoptive duo was able to dodge all of Lord Hater's lethal attacks as Wander avoided his electrical blasts by bouncing around the battlefield as Amble did the same while also using her Frostonium powers to protect herself from Lord Hater's cosmic lightning as the siblings also performed several funny poses ranging from making smiling faces at the readers before making angry faces as they also blew a kiss at the readers, threw a heavy metal sign, made a heart gesture, pretending to hug each other in fear, and even switch each other's clothing as Lord Hater roared in anger and continued chasing after them.
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After messing around with Lord Hater for a little while, Wander and Amble decided that they had enough fun for the day as they called over for their trusted companions, and they were quick to heed their calls as Sylvia ran over to Wander and picked him as she placed him on her back and zooms while Magic Carpet swoops in as Amble used her snow powers to propel herself onto her best friend's back as Dave appeared beside them and the Group ran/flew off at high speeds with a furious Lord Hater, an injured Commander Peepers, and a bored Lady Loathe following after them as a great chase rang out.
Once they made enough distance from their enemies and friends, Wander pulled out a jar of Orbble Juice from his hat while Amble pulled out her own jar of Orbble Juice from out of her sweater as the siblings rapidly formed two separate sets of bubbles around them, Sylvia, Dave, and the Magic Carpet were quick to use the bubbles to fly out of the planet that they were visiting as they zoom off to space with Lord Hater and the others following after them in the Skullship as the scene paused a bit, and we see a smiling Wander waving at the readers cheerfully while Sylvia gave the readers a confidant smirk as she had her fist into the air, Dave grinned widely and flexed his muscles as a laughing Amble flew above them on Magic Carpet, and Lord Hater's Skullship angry face could be seen in the background as the title of the story appeared above them.
Do-do-do-do-do!
~{Wander and Amble Over Yonder: Theme Song Over}~
"Sir? Sir! SIRRRRRR!" Commander Peepers exclaimed, getting Lord Hater's attention as he turned to him.
"Oh, sorry, Peepers, got distracted by the interruption of the Theme Song. What's the matter?" Lord Hater asked as Lady Loathe pointed ahead dryly, and he turned his head to see Emperor Awesome and his Fist Fighter's Army racing towards them.
"I'm comin' for ya, Hatey! Fist Fighters, battle mix, track 17! Pump it!" Emperor Awesome exclaimed as a Fist Fighter could be seen holding a boombox and began playing a song as they all started running down the canyon.
"Peepers! Daughter! Flaming Skulls and Thunderbolts now!" Lord Hater ordered as Lady Loathe sighed heavily but put away her phone as she raised her arms and got covered with cosmic red electricity as Peepers held out a black remote with a red button on it.
"Already loaded, Sir." Commander Peepers says while pointing down at a set of flaming green skulls placed on three large brown catapults.
"Eeeexcelleeeent." Lord Hater says with a sinister grin as Commander Peepers turns to him.
"Now Sir, the trajectory is locked, so you need to hit the trigger exactly when Awesome's troops reach the bottom of the-,"
"Peepers! Are you telling me what to do?!" Lord Hater snapped with a glare as his body was covered with cosmic green electricity.
"Of course not, sir! Carry on!" A nervous and shaking Commander Peepers says while handing him the remote as Lord Hater turned to glare down at Emperor Awesome and his Fist Fighters Army.
"10...9...8...7...6...5...4...3...2...1-,"
"Whoa." Wander's voice rang out, stopping Lord Hater from his countdown as he and the others turned their heads as they spotted Dave rolling down the canyon with ease while Amble rolled down and crashed near her friend as Wander can be seen trying to get down the canyon as slow as he can. "Whoa-oh...ohhh...ohhh...eh...eh...eh...eh...eh...eh...eh...eh...eh...eh...eh..." Wander says before finally coming to a stop at a bump in the crater and putting his basket on it. "Here we go! Picnic time!"
"Yay! I'm so hungry!" An excited Amble says as she, Wander, and Dave go over to sit down on a rock as the Star Nomad begins trying to open the basket but is unable to do so since he and Amble can't seem to see the locked lid as Wander frowned and began pulling on the basket and shakes it.
"The latch. Oh, what are you-Oh come on just undo the freaking latch." An annoyed Lord Hater says as Wander hums a bit and hands the basket over to Amble, who grabs it, and she begins trying to bite on it. "No, you fucking morons, it's so obvious, you-Arrrrggghh!" Lord Hater growled angrily as Wander pulled hard on the basket handle while his feet pressed up against it as Amble leaped onto the basket and began trying to pull the lid as hard as she could as Dave watched on incredulously.
"Hey, Dad, are we going to do this or what?" A blank-faced Lady Loathe asked, snapping Lord Hater out of his thoughts as he turned to her and his Daughter pointed down as Lord Hater was shocked to see that Emperor Awesome's Army was getting closer.
"Ah! 10, 9, 8 7, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1! Go!" Lord Hater screamed while pressing a button on his remote as the catapults released the flaming green skulls as Lady Loathe fired dual bolts of red electricity, but both attacks missed as Emperor Awesome laughed mockingly.
"Ha ha! Brick!" Emperor Awesome exclaimed as all of the Fist Fighters and the Watchdogs confronted each other and began fighting...although the Fist Fighters are able to beat the Watchdogs the fuck up since they are literally giant humanoid fists and things didn't get any easier as Emperor Awesome's Battling T-Rex tailwhipped various Watchdogs away and blasted them with streams of fire and lasers as Lord Hater looks seriously ticked off.
"Guys, the picnic basket has a latch."
"Oh, right! The latch! Silly us!"
"SERIOUSLY?!" A pissed-off Lord Hater snapped as Commander Peepers walked up to him while holding a black/red case that held a black headset and a pair of red power gauntlets.
"Sir, don't worry. We still have Defense Protocol Epsilon X0973 Tesseract." Commander Peepers says as Lord Hater perks up and puts on the headset and power gauntlets as they glow with green electricity and begin flexing his muscles before firing down two green electrons from the gauntlets and hit a giant robot in Hater's likeness as it comes to life, and imitates every motion Hater does as Emperor Awesome rolled his eyes with a scoff.
"Let's dance, fish man!"
"Bro, do you even know how hard I slam? Dinosaur Charge!" Emperor Awesome exclaimed as his Battling Dinosaur and Lord Hater's Giant Robot charged over to attack each other and began grappling as they growled angrily.
"I can't believe Sylvia's missing this!" A shocked Amble exclaimed while staring at the battle in amazement and awe with Dave as Wander was taking pictures of their picnic.
"I know, right?" Wander asked before noticing the fight as he frowned and placed his hands on his hips. "Well, that is just awful...we almost ate without offering to share!"
"Wander, I don't think-,"
"Come on, guys," Wander says while reaching over to grab Amble and Dave's hands as he leads them over to the fight just as Lord Hater's Giant Robot began giving Emperor Awesome's Battling Dinosaur a noogie as he laughed mockingly. "Hey there, mister robot man!" Wander screamed, getting both their attentions as the Duo glanced down at him and the others as Wander held out a sandwich. "You want a sandwich? They're really good!"
"He ain't lyin'," A Watchdog says while sharing a sandwich with Amble and a Fist Fighter as a weirded-out Dave wonders how in the hell can they eat.
"It's light yet filling." A Fist Fighter says as Amble nodded in agreement.
"Wander's cooking is really great."
"Awww, thanks, Ambs," Wander says with a sheepish blush as he then glances up at Lord Hater's Giant Robot. "Come on, I only have turkey left, but I'll let you piiiick! Do you want mustard or mayo? Mustard or mayo? Mustard or mayo? Mustard or mayo? Mustard or mayo? Mustard or mayo? Mustard or mayo? Mustard or mayo? Mustard or mayo? Mustard or mayo? Mustard or mayo? Mustard or mayo? Mustard or mayo? Mustard or mayo? Mustard or mayo? Mustard or mayo? Mustard or mayo? Mustard or mayo? Mustard or mayo? Mustard or mayo? Mustard or mayo? Mustard or mayo? Mustard or mayo? Mustard or mayo? Mustard or mayo? Mustard or mayo? Mustard or mayo? Mustard or mayo? Mustard or mayo? Mustard or mayo? Mustard or mayo? Mustard or mayo? Mustard or mayo? Mustard or mayo? Mustard or mayo? Mustard or mayo? Mustard or mayo? Mustard or mayo? Mustard or mayo? Mustard or mayo? Mustard or mayo? Mustard or mayo? Mustard or mayo? Mustard or mayo? Mustard or mayo? Mustard or mayo? Mustard or mayo? Mustard or mayo? Mustard or mayo? Mustard or mayo? Mustard or mayo?"
"GGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" Lord Hater exclaimed in rage and anger as he proceeded to push away Emperor Awesome's Battling Robot and turned to Wander and the others. "YOU PATHETIC PAIR OF PITIFUL PINHEADS! HOW CAN I MAKE THIS ANYMORE CLEARER! I DON'T! WANT! THAT! STUPID! FUCKING! SANDWICH-GAH!" Lord Hater screamed before yelping in surprise as a scared Amble squealed and raised her hands as she fired a massive blast of ice that covered Lord Hater's Robot in ice completely.
"Oh, sorry, I accidentally use my powers when I get scared." A guilty Amble says as Wander patted her back.
"Don't worry, it's okay. Hey, Dave, you want the Turkey Sandwich?"
"Sure with Mayo," Dave says as Wander smiles cheerfully and nods while handing the sandwich with mayo to him as he then takes a picture of them before they walk away as Lord Hater watches them go with a disbelieving and pissed-off glare.
"Sir! SIR! SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!"
"WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT?!" Lord Hater snapped while turning to glare at Commander Peepers as said person pointed upwards.
"THAT!" Commander Peppers screamed as Lord Hater glanced up to see that the planets were almost aligned. "AND THAT!" Commander Peepers yelled while pointing downwards as Emperor Awesome's Army was running up the golden tower.
"I'm comin' for ya, baby! Whoo!" Emperor Awesome cheered as Lord Hater narrowed his eyes stoically and turned to Lady Loathe.
"Daughter?" Lord Hater asked as Lady Loathe sighed heavily but nodded as they held up their arms, which were covered by green/red electricity as they proceeded to conjure up a giant green/red forcefield that blocked Emperor Awesome and his army from entering. "Ha ha! Got forcefield? Boo-ya!"
"Bro, seriously, can we wrap this up? I have a tanning session in like, fifteen." An annoyed Emperor Awesome says as Lady Loathe nods while turning to her Father.
"And my shows will almost be done, so we can end this quickly, Dad?"
"Oh, we will, Daughter. Trust me since the cosmic conjunction is nearing its end. Soon, the celestial being will grant me my wishes! And the universe, will, be, mine-,"
"My, oh, my!" An amazed Wander says as Lord Hater and Lady Loathe turn their heads as they spot Wander, Amble, and Dave standing in front of them while eating popcorn. "Hater, you found the perfect spot to watch the planets align! We're gonna have front-row seats!"
"GET OUT OF HERE!"
"We can't, there's a forcefield around us," Dave says with a smug grin while pointing over at the red/green forcefield in front of them just as Commander Peepers appeared as he brushed past the Fist Fighters and began banging on the forcefield furiously.
"Sorry... I...cannot...give...you...any...popcorn! There...is...a...forcefield!" Wander yelled while speaking very slowly as an extremely angry Lord Hater let out a loud and long scream as he then deactivated his and Lady Loathe's forcefield as a slightly terrified Wander handed his popcorn to Amble.
"Stay here, Amble. I will be right back," Wander says before zipping away with Dave as a furious Lord Hater chases after them.
"RAAWWWWWWW! GET OVER HERE, YOU FURRY FOOL! SLOW DOWN! I JUST WANT TO DESTROY YOU!"
"Sorry Lord Hater, did you want the mayo?!"
"Wander!" An annoyed Dave yelled as he and the others began running around the canyon with Wander and Dave being able to easily outpace Lord Hater before they finished around the crater cliff from earlier as Wander sat down while Dave got ready for battle as a panting Lord Hater crawled up to them.
"You know what, Hater? I was wrong. This is the perfect watchin' spot. You can see everything from up here." Wander says with a smile as Lord Hater stalks over them and raises his glowing green electric arms sinisterly as a glaring Dave puts up his fists. "The pyramid, the planets, that shark guy about to receive some sort of ultimate cosmic power-,
"Huh?!" A shocked Lord Hater says while turning his head as he saw a laughing Emperor Awesome standing on the tower with Lady Loathe not bothering to put up her own forcefield as she was busy watching her show with Amble. "No, no, no, nononononononononononononooooo!" A panicking and angry Lord Hater exclaimed as he then ran off with the speed of lightning.
"Ugh, okay, go, but I still think this is the best watchin' spot," Wander says with a pout and a glare as Dave rolls his eyes in irritation and reaches over to grab him as they then zoomed off.
"Nooooooooooooooooooooo!" Lord Hater screamed while plowing through the Fist Fighters as he ran up the tower and flew up to grab Emperor Awesome's Battling Dinosaur's tail and lifted him up into the air with his Super Strength as Lord Hater began slamming him up and down on the ground repeatedly before throwing him up into space as he somehow blows up. "No! No! Noooooooooooooooooo!"
"Yes! Yes! Ye-e-e-es!" Commander Peepers exclaimed while running up behind Lord Hater as he cheered.
"...So this show is about a guy named Monkey who wants to become lord of the Pirates and find this legendary treasure known as the Two Piece?" Amble asked Lady Loathe curiously as she nodded with a smirk.
"Exactly." Lady Loathe says just as the planets are fully aligned with each other as, once they do, they start glowing, and white pixels get sent to the golden control unit on the tower.
"You lose, Hatey! Ha ha! The universe is-," Emperor Awesome says before getting absolutely knocked the fuck out by Lord Hater, who teleported himself over to him with Commander Peepers by a flash of green lightning and he then delivered a powerful punch across his face, sending an unconscious Emperor Awesome out of the planet as he sailed through the stars.
"Yeah! Lord Hater, number one superstarrrrrrr!/Ruler of the entire universe!" Lord Hater and Commander Peepers cheered just as the tower's control unit glowed and opened up, revealing a screen as, after several seconds of waiting, a computer face appeared on it.
"Hey there, so, uh...I'll be the one granting your three wishes today, okay?"
"Yes! My first wish is to-,"
"You know, Hater? When you're right, you're right." Wander says while appearing on the temple with Dave as he takes out a camera and starts taking pictures. "Best spot ever," Wander says just as a roaring Commander Peepers charges over to attack him as Dave merely tailwhipped him away as he crashed down the steps of the golden tower.
"...Soooooo, these wishes, are they a thing you're still wanting, or not?" The Celestial Being asked dryly as a distracted and pissed-off Lord Hater snapped back to reality and nodded.
"Of course! My wish is-,"
"Whoa, look at that guy, Dave! He is just out of this world! Literally!" Wander says while taking pictures of Celestial Being as he begins smiling each flash.
"I wish-,"
"Okay, now, me and you," Wander says while going over to climb up Lord Hater's body as he sits on his shoulder and takes a self-picture.
"I-I wish-,"
"Now for this next one, make your silly face! Ya always have to take a silly one, 'ca-,"
"I WISH YOU WOULD LEAVE ME ALONE FOR TEN SECONDS!"
"Man, after watching these episodes from this cool show, I wish that I also had the ability to stretch like Monkey."
"And I wish for water powers." Lord Hater, Amble, and Dave said in unison as the Celestial Being nodded.
"Yeah okay, I can swing that." The Celestial Being says before his eyes begin to glow as he proceeds to zap Wander, Amble, and Dave at once with celestial blue magic.
"Whoa! Cool! I can stretch now!" An amazed Amble says while stretching one hand and twisting it around as her other hand got covered in ice as Dave held up his hand, and a ball of water appeared as he grinned.
"Wicked," Dave says with a chuckle as Wander is frozen in place.
"Huh? No, no, no, I mean-uh-that is not what I meant!" A panicking and worried Lord Hater yelled as Commander Peepers proceeded to facepalm, followed by the Watchdogs and Fist Fighters. "Uh, do-over! DO-OVER!"
"Sorry, uh, maybe next millennium." The Celestial Being says with a shrug before the screen turns off and the planets disalign.
"...3...2...1." Commander Peeper counted down before pointing over at a frozen Wander as he proceeded to unfreeze.
"...'Cause a silly photo shows you're havin' fun, and you always want to remember how much fun you had on a day like today. Don't cha, Hater?" Wander asked while getting in front of a stunned Lord Hater and Commander Peepers as he then took one final picture of them, leaving their eyes red and steaming as they then fell backwards down the tower just as a loud flushing sound rang out as the Trio turned around and spotted a restroom on the back of the tower's control unit as Sylvia comes out of it while holding a newspaper as Magic Carpet can be seen waiting boredly for her.
"Glorn all mighty. Sure are some fancy bathrooms they got here. So, what'd we miss?"
"Well..." The grinning Trio says as Wander holds up all of the pictures that he took, Amble stretches up her arms, and Dave fires a stream of water into the air as Sylvia and Magic Carpet look comically shocked by this.
And done! I hope you guys enjoyed the chapter, and I can't wait to write the next one.
Anyway, as always, I will catch you all later.