Chapter 3: The Perks of Deviance. (3/4)
"I literally thought that was your dad." Lydia admitted. "Like, what the fuck?!" She removed her hoodie and tossed on the floor. "The resemblance was uncanny." She wasn't exaggerating. Joshua was the spitting image of his uncle Michael, with the few differences being his pale skin, his right eye being emerald green, his hair being longer and him lacking the dimple in the middle of his chin.
"Lydia, my dad is a big, fat and ugly piece of shit." Joshua was quick to point out. "The only thing I even remotely resemble him in appearance is this." He lifted his emo hair and showed her his green eye.
"Wait, is that why you cover it?!" Lydia folded her arms after asking him that. "If so, that is so fucking lame." Unfortunately, she was right.
"Yeah, yeah, I have daddy issues, so what?" Joshua spoke sarcastically as he reached for something under his bed. Though it qualifies more as an oedipus complex, the end result is practically the same.
"So, what is this trip that you're going on with him anyway?" Lydia asked him as she approached him.
"Fuck if I know." He really didn't, his uncle just said that he would come to pick him up in the morning and that he will give him the details of what the hell is going on then. "But... I haven't seen him in a while and I really want to spend time with him." Joshua adored his uncle Michael and he really did want to spend time with him, even under less than stellar circumstances.
"Okay, Joshua, what the fuck?" Lydia was clearly confused. "By the looks of it, nearly everyone in your family is alive, so why the fuck were you in a orphanage?"
"I can't tell you, it's not that I don't want to, but it's like... super complicated and I promised that I wouldn't talk about it." Joshua explained to her as he picked a backpack up. He genuinely hated to keep secrets but he can't risk it.
Lydia sighed. "Fuck it, if you can't tell, you can't tell." And she understood.
"Thank you." He moved his head and gave her a chaste kiss on the lips. Lydia was a very understanding person, which was one of the things that he loved about her.
"So... The BDSM girl?" She was referring to Angela.
Joshua sighed. "Here's the deal, I'll introduce her to you as soon as I get back and we both get to play with her." He hasn't introduced Angela to Lydia yet. Mostly because he knew that Lydia would take full advantage of the girl's masochism.
"Do you think she would mind if we... spanked her with a belt?" She was already getting in the mood.
"Nope, she would actually gladly bend over and receive until her ass cheeks got completely red." He pointed out, he did spanked her a bit but not with a belt, but he doubts that she minds. "Actually, I think we should get a whip instead."
Lydia smiled in response to that. "Excelent fucking idea." She approved with a thumbs up.
"Ummm..." Suddenly, the two best friends heard something coming from the door of his room. Turning around, they realized that Erika was standing there, holding some type of gift box.
Joshua smiled and approached. "That's for me?" It was kind of obvious.
"Y-yes..." She blushed a bit while looking down.
Joshua approached her and moved her head up. "You didn't have to, but thank you." He said with a smile.
"It's your fucking birthday, you're supposed to be getting something." Lydia commented, despite the fact that she didn't bring him anything. Not that Joshua minded. "Is it something to eat?" She snatched the gift box from Erika's hands and opened. "Ohh Cake!" It turns out that there was a simplistic anniversary cake inside.
"W-white cho-chocolate cake." She revealed it to them. Joshua adored white chocolate
"Awesome!" Lydia wasted no time and immediately grabbed a slice of the cake with her hand. By the looks of it, Erika already cutted for him.
"Wow, thank you very much." Joshua sarcastically remarked as his best friend ate his cake. "Did you wash your hands at least."
"n'pe." She spoke with her mouth full.
"Fuck it." He extended his hand and also grabbed a piece for himself. "Mmmm..." It was delicious, really creamy, just like he likes it.
"D-did y-y-you like i-it?" Erika stuttered to ask what he did, anxiously awaiting his answer.
Joshua chewed his cake a bit more as he stared at Erika's lovely gray eyes. I don't know what this mission is, but if it involves the Unnameable.... He thought in deep worry. Despite having faith in himself, the Unnameable was just another level entirely. If I don't come back... That was the thing that worried him as he stared at a girl that meant a lot to him.
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Fuck it, it's about time anyway. Joshua thought as he swallowed his cake.
Erika was still waiting for his answer. "So-so...?" She really wanted to know.
Joshua's response. Was to touch Erika's cheek and without any type of warning, press his lips that were still covered in cake into hers in a surprise kiss. With the ginger girl widening her eyes in response and her face turning almost as red as her hair. Lydia also widened her eyes in surprise, since it was literally the first time he kissed Erika. Not for a lack of desire, but Lydia and Joshua had a deal which stopped him from taking the initiative.
The kiss lasted a minute. Until Joshua finally pulled back and said. "I love it." He answered her question in a low voice as he stared deeply into her eyes.
"I-I-I-I-I!" Erika stuttered loudly as she was having difficulty processing what just happened.
"What the fuck!" Lydia was quick to react. "We had a deal, asshole!"
The deal is that Lydia would get to kiss Erika first. "We did, but honestly you were taking way too fucking long and I'm tired of waiting." Including the fact that if something goes wrong, this might be his last chance of kissing her. "Actually, what the fuck are you waiting for?"
Erika was there, completely paralyzed and clearly still in shock over the fact that Joshua just kissed her.
Lydia frowned for a bit, but then she put the cake down and immediately made her way to Erika. Who stared at her blond friend in confusion. "Fuck it." She smiled and just like Joshua, she touched Erika's cheeks and pressed her lips into hers.
Joshua smiled at the sight, mostly due to Erika widening her eyes in deep surprise as Lydia hungrily kissed her. While Joshua was a simple chaste kiss, Lydia was giving her a french kiss, clearly having her tongue all over her mouth. Their kiss lasted much longer than the one he gave her, probably because Lydia wanted to overcompensate for the time she took.
However, the smile disappeared once he realized that watching the two kiss had an effect on him. Looking down, he realized that he had a boner as the bulge in his white boxers was quite visible.
Lydia eventually pulled back. "You have no fucking idea how long I wanted to do that." She revealed it to Erika.
"R-r-really?" Despite the fact that she was still in shock, she clearly was overjoyed to hear that.
"Yeah, Mr. Daddy Issues and I kind of made a deal that he broke." Lydia was clearly still mad over that. "Isn't that-" Then she moved her head to look at him, but she immediately stopped talking as her green eyes moved to look at the bulge in his boxer shorts. She chuckled a bit and said. "Just from some soft girl on girl action?" The blond girl asked with a smirk.
Erika made a confused face before moving her head and also seeing the bulge, with her widening her eyes and opening her mouth in response.
"Kind of..." He covered the bulge with his hands in a slight embarrassment.
But after he said that, Lydia gave him a look. Staring at him for a few seconds with her beautiful eyes, he could tell that she was contemplating something and he had a small theory of what it could be. She made a goofy face before taking a final look at Erika, who didn't seem to understand what she was thinking about. "Once again, fuck it." The blond girl then proceeded to remove the T-shirt that she was wearing, revealing her black bra. Then she took off her jeans and tossed on the spot where she tossed her hoodie earlier.
Erika widened her eyes a third time and her face became incredibly red as Lydia actually took off her black bra.
"Small, I know." Lydia commented as she cupped her small breasts in front of Erika. Who simply swallowed a bit of saliva as she stared at Lydia's breasts.
"Size doesn't really matter." Joshua decided to point out as he also stared at his best friend's breasts.
"Easy for you to say." She pointed out as she stood there wearing nothing but striped boxers.
"Don't be so sure about that." He commented sarcastically. "But seriously, what are you doing?" The boy with heterochromia had a pretty good idea, but he wanted confirmation.
"You want me to spell it out?" That was basically the confirmation.
"Yes." He really did.
Lydia rolled her eyes and said. "Let's fuck." She bluntly spilled it out.
Erika once again widened her eyes and looked at Lydia. "W-w-what?!"
"Alright." Joshua accepted and removed his tank-top.
With Erika moving her head to look at him in surprise.
"Is this like... a birthday gift or..." Joshua was curious.
"You can call it that if you want, I don't care." Lydia responded sarcastically as she approached him. "Suck on my tongue." She instructed him as she stuck her tongue out.
Joshua smiled and happily complied. So he wrapped his arms around Lydia and began to suck on her tongue.
Erika just stood there, watching the two friends standing there wearing nothing but boxers.
Eventually, the tongue sucking turned into a tongue kiss, with the two nearly entangling their tongues inside their mouths. Lydia wrapped her arms around his neck while Joshua's hands found their way to her ass.
In truth, Joshua and Lydia never went all the way. They did some sexual stuff before, but never had actual sex. Mostly because Joshua was waiting for her to initiate it, and since she finally did, he gladly complied.
The two continued to kiss for a considerable amount of time, but eventually they separated.
"For a lesbian, you're really into it." Joshua commented as he cupped Lydia's ass.
"I told you, you're the exception." She reminded him. "Though, if we can get that cute Asian boy from the party into a cosplay, I may make an exception for him as well." Considering that Jun could be the poster boy of what a Femboy is supposed to look like, he can't blame her.
"Preferably a cat boy cosplay." The image of Jun meowing while wearing a cat boy cosplay appeared on his head, and hilariously, it seemed to have made his dick even harder.
"Ohh..." Lydia seemed to have had the same idea.
"Umm..." Suddenly, the two friends were snapped out of their perverted thoughts and moved their heads to look at their redhead friend, who they forgot was there for a second.
Erika just stood there, awkwardly staring at the two semi-naked friends, clearly unsure of what she should be doing. She was gripping her long skirt, clearly a little uncomfortable.
Joshua and Lydia stared at each other for a bit. Before Lydia moved her head back at Erika and said. "Erika, you have three choices." Erika widened her eyes as Lydia lifted her right fist up. "Either get out of the room and wait outside until we finish." She lifted her index finger up , and Erika clearly seemed hurt by that suggestion. "Stand there and watch." She lifted her middle finger and Erika seemed a little relieved, clearly contemplating taking that option.. "Or loose those fucking clothes and get over here." She lifted her third finger, and Erika widened her eyes in response. "What is going to be?" Lydia clearly wanted her to pick the third.
A very awkward pause began after Lydia gave her the choices. With Erika nervously standing there, clearly contemplating the choices that she was given. She was looking at the floor with her lips trembling and she gripping her skirt tightly.
"Hey." So Joshua spoke up. She moved her head up to look at him. "Don't feel forced to do anything that you don't want to do." He advised her with a smile. "We won't think less of you if you-"
"I-I want t-to!" Despite assuring her that she wasn't obligated, it was clear that wasn't the problem.
"Then what the fuck are you waiting for?" Lydia bluntly asked her. "I want you naked and standing right here so the three of us can finally fuck." The filter, if Lydia ever had one, was basically gone now.
Hearing Lydia's words, made Erika take a deep breath. "I-I... A-afraid that I-I'm go-gonna do something wr-wro-wrong." She admitted while looking at the two.
"What's there to do wrong?" Lydia asked in clear curiosity. "He's just gonna shove his dick inside of you." She then touched his dick after saying that.
"Hey..." He spoke as he felt her hand.
"Ummm..." Erika blushed once again and looked down embarrassed.
"Look, like I said, you don't have to feel obligated to do this." Once again, Joshua reassured her. "We can just forget about this if you want to." Lydia gave him a slight annoyed look in response. "But the truth is, it would mean a lot to me if I could do this with the two of you." He admitted.
"R-really?" Erika asked him while looking at him.
"Yes, I really don't care if anything goes wrong, because we could always try again." He was hoping this was the first of many times. "It would mean a lot to me if we did this today though." Because it could be his last chance.
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A small pause happened, with Erika simply standing there, digesting what Joshua just said.
Before she slowly unzipped his long skirt. Causing Joshua and Lydia to smile as they watched her pull down the skirt and revealed her white panties. Then she slowly unbuttoned her top, revealing a matching white bra.
"Finally," Lydia let out a big grin. "Get over here and kiss me." She opened her right arm, inviting her for their embrace.
She shyly approached the duo, nervously but willingly.
"Wait.." Lydia extended her hand and pulled her white bra down. "Perfect."
"Absolutely perfect." Joshua spoke as he wrapped his left arm on Lydia's thin body, and his right arm on Erika's chubby body.
"I-I..." Erika wanted to say something, but she was having difficulty spilling it out. "I'm... R-really happy." She admitted with a smile.
"Happy for what exactly?" Joshua asked with a smile as he hugged her tight.
"Th-that I met yo-you two." Erika really meant what she said, he could tell.
"So am I." And Joshua felt the same way.
"Me too..." Lydia added, since she felt the same way.
With that, the three of them stopped talking and proceeded to simply begin to kiss each other while they stood in the middle of the room wearing nothing but their undies. They practically took turns in kissing each other, with Lydia hurgrinly shoving her tongue into their mouths and Erika giving a shy and unsure kiss in return.
Fuck this dying shit, I'm definitely not going down now. He thought as both of his hands found their way to their asses.
Despite being worried about what exactly this business involving the Unnamable is all about. He was far too happy to even think about that and he definitely doesn't plan on dying now that he finally got this far with Erika and Lydia.
Eventually, they ended slowly stepping towards the bed, nearly dropping the cake on the floor, but Lydia grabbed and placed it there before it did because she definitely planned on devouring it later.
"Umm..." Erika was still nervous as she laid on her back wearing nothing but white panties.
"Don't worry." Lydia laid beside her and kissed her face. "We'll be gentle."
"P-promise?" Erika asked as Lydia touched her left breast.
"I Promise." Joshua promised as he got on top of her and gave her a chaste kiss on the lips.
Once he separated, he simply began to press kisses on her. Her neck, collarbone, chest, stomach. All the way down until he reached her thighs.
With his face now dangerously close to her crotch, Joshua shot one final look at her with his blue and green eyes.
Lydia sat up and looked at Erika as well.
Erika just stared deeply into his eyes with her gray ones. Before she took a deep breath and said, "P-please be g-gentle." That was her only request.
Joshua smiled and asked. "Was I ever not gentle with you?" Before she could respond, however, he slowly pulled down her panties and tossed them on the floor.
"What a beautiful pussy." Lydia said with a smile, before she leaned forward and kissed Erika's privates.
"AH!" With her letting out a loud moan as a result. "Mmmmm..." Lydia didn't stop with the kissing, since she began making little circles with her tongue. "AHHH!"
Joshua could only smile at the sight, but then he decided to give Lydia space, so he moved out of the bottom of the bed in order to make his way to Erika's right side. Laying besides her and immediately moving her face to look at him before pressing his lips into hers.
Lydia moved to the bottom of the bed and began to perform cunninlingus on Erika.
Their tongues were practically wrestling each other inside their mouths with Joshua clearly winning the exchange. Probably because he was also fondling her left breast as they kissed.
"AAAHH!" Erika pulled back a let out a loud moan as Joshua began to press soft kisses on her cheek and gently pinched her nipple.
But as he did, Joshua moved his head back to Lydia, who was fully concentrating on pleasuring Erika with her mouth.
Giving one final kiss on Erika's cheek, Joshua moved away from her. Leaving the ginger girl confused as he moves towards Lydia and begins to caress her naked back. She only spared him a quick glance, before she went deep into Erika with her tongue.
"AHHHHH!" With her releasing a soft but loud scream.
Joshua smiled as his hand found it's way to Lydia's ass. Cupping it for a bit before he began to pull down her boxer shorts and tossed on the floor. Allowing him to see her nice looking ass perfectly.
Lydia clearly noticed what he wanted to do, so she got on her knees, putting her butt up as she continued to give Erika oral sex.
Wasting no time, Joshua got rid of his boxers and tossed them on the floor alongside the rest of their clothes. His dick was rock solid and he prepared himself to take Lydia from behind.
He grabbed her hips and touched the entrance of her pussy with the tip of his dick.
Taking one final look at Erika, who had her eyes closed, trying to keep her voice low, but it was a difficult task since it was obvious that she wanted to scream. But then, she opened her eyes and looked at him.
The moment she did, Joshua slowly entered Lydia, with her widening her eyes at the sight.
"Ah!" Lydia let out a soft scream. "Fuck!" Then she cursed as Joshua's dick entered her pussy.
"Shit..." Joshua cursed as well as it felt fantastic.
"Sssss... Shit!" Joshua began to move.
Joshua stopped for a bit, with his dick still inside of her.
"Sssss, fuck, fuck,fuck,fuck..." The blond girl continued to curse. "Okay..." She inhaled and exhaled. "Go on."
"Are you sure?" He asked his best friend.
"You're right, hold up a bit." She crawled a bit forward, with his dick coming out of her. Getting on top of Erika once again, Lydia spread her pussy. "Go on." She gave him permission.
Erika just stood there, motionless, completely unsure of what she's supposed to be doing.
Joshua on the other hand, was just way too horny and just did what Lydia told him to do, which was penetrate her pussy again.
"Mrmmm..." With her grunting in response.
"D-does it h-hu-hurt?" Erika asked, obviously because she was nervous since she was next.
"Just... A bit of piercing pain..." She responded to her as Joshua slowly took her from behind. "It doesn't... Hurt as much as you'll be led to believe." Lydia was being sincere, she wasn't the type to lie on someone's face, in this case, literally. "That's it, just like that..." Joshua apparently found the right speed and force that he was supposed to be using. "Hold me." That was for Erika.
Erika nodded before wrapping her arms around Lydia's torso and hugging her tightly. With Lydia once again, kissing Erika, shoving her tongue into her mouth as Joshua took her from behind. This... Was bound to happen eventually, though, I'm kind of surprised it happened during my birthday. Joshua though happily as he continued to fuck his best friend as she made out with his other best friend. Yeah, I made my decision, I don't give a fuck about how dangerous this mission is. Joshua leaned forward and began to press kisses on Lydia's back. I was waiting for our relationship to reach this level and I am not dying now that it finally did. He rested his cheek on her back as he began to thrust even harder. Though, I may be facing some supernatural shit, so I'm gonna have to be extra careful and Uncle Michael will be there too, which is good. Lydia was sweating and Joshua began to lick her back with his tongue.
As he did though, he noticed that Erika and Lydia were holding each other's hands as they made out. Causing him to extend his hand and hold their hands well. I think about that shit later. For now, he decided to ignore it and simply focus on making love to Lydia and Erika.
"Ahhh..." Lydia pulled back from kissing Erika and let out a moan.
"I guess... You're a moaner ..." Joshua pointed out as he kissed Lydia's cheek.
"Yup." Lydia confirmed with a smile.
With that, Joshua grabbed her hair and gently pull it, before he spanked her ass. Then he let go of her hair and spanked her a second time, harder. Before he began to go at full speed in a Doggystyle position.
"Ahhhhh." Lydia moaned as she placed both of her hands on the wall.
"Fuck... This feels..." Joshua grabbed her hips tightly as he began to deliver slow but very hard thrusts.
"Amazing..." With Lydia finishing his sentence for him.
Ten, twenty, thirty thrusts, was all that he could take.
"I'm close..." He warned her as he began to go at full speed again.
"If you knock me up, I'll fucking stab you!" She warned him before moaning a bit more.
Joshua heard her loud and clear, then he straightened up and thrusted ten more times, before he pulled his dick out. Thankfully, it was in time and he came all over Lydia's back. Leaving the two panting heavily with Joshua smiling at the sight of his cum all over her naked back. Until Lydia actually rolled to the right and laid on her back right besides Erika, staining his bed sheets with his cum. Giving him a middle finger with a smirk, showcasing that she did it on purpose.
Since it was dirty already, he used the bed sheet to clean his dick before approaching his face and pressing his lips on hers.
They made out for a minute, that kiss was something else. It simply felt right in every way possible. Their tongues enthralled for a minute, until Joshua separated and pressed his forehead on hers.
Both laughed a bit before speaking.
"Would you really stab me?" Joshua asked with a cheeky smile.
"Yup." Lydia answered with an identical cheeky smile.
After smiling at each other, both moved their heads to look at Erika, who was staring at the two.
"Ummm..." She didn't know what to say, though she seemed a bit shaky over what just happened.
"Your turn." Lydia announced, causing Erika to widen her gray eyes once again. "What?" The blond girl asked. "Change your mind?"
She opened her mouth to speak, but closed right away and simply shook her head in response.
The moment she did that, Joshua slowly moved away from Lydia and got on top of Erika, whose face became completely flushed in response. Lydia curled up to her side and began to stroke her hair while holding her hand. "Don't worry, you'll love it." Lydia assured her before kissing her.
"Is that a confession?" Joshua asked her with a smirk.
Lydia simply gave him a goofy face in response.
Joshua then moved his head to look at Erika, before he gently caressed her cheek and gave her a soft and tender kiss on the lips. "It might hurt a bit, but I'll be gentle."
"O-okay..." She was willing.
Joshua then placed the tip of his dick on her entrance while Lydia held her hand tightly and gave her a quick kiss as she continued to stroke her hair.
"AAAHHHH!" With Erika letting out a considerably loud scream as Joshua penetrated her.
"Oh shit..." She was tighter than Lydia, as it was a little more difficult for him to enter.
"MMMMM!" Erika was in visible pain. Which prompted Joshua to stop for a bit just like he did with Lydia.
"Shhhh..." Lydia gently strokes her hair. "Breath..." She instructed her.
Erika was grinding her teeth, but he obeyed Lydia and took a deep breath. Joshua then proceeded to plant very soft kisses on her face while caressing her cheek with his thumb. Lydia also planted kisses on her cheek in order to get her to relax. It worked, because he sensed her breathing improving.
"I'm gonna move now." He warned her.
She simply nodded and braced herself.
Joshua took a deep breath, before he actually got to his knees and grabbed both of her ankles. With Erika and Lydia watching as he lifted her legs up and opened into a "V" shape. "Mmmm..." With him moaning as he began to thrust.
"AAAHHH!" Erika let out another scream, but the scream was different from the scream of pain that let out earlier.
"Easy..." Lydia moved her head and kissed her on the lips once again, while she moved her hand to cup her right breast.
"Aaaahhhhhh..." Her scream became much softer as Lydia pulled back from the kiss and began to kiss her neck while pitching her right nipple.
"You're amazing..." Joshua spoke as he gently thrusted. "This feels great..."
"Ahh.. ...R-r-really? .Ahhh." She asked him in between moans.
"Yeah, as fantastic as Lydia's." He admitted, the Doggy style that they did earlier was great and so is the Eagle position that he's doing now.
"Aaaaaahhhhh..." She let out a soft scream as Lydia began to suck her left breast while gently pitching her right one.
Joshua bit his lower lip as he began to thrust a little harder. Looking down, he could see a bit of blood down there, but that was to be expected.
"Ahhh!" Erika's screams became much softer. "MMMMM!"
"Do you want me to go slower?" Joshua asked just to be sure.
"Ahhhhh... No-no..." She refused. "D-do as you pl-please... AAAAHHHHH!" A loud scream escaped her lips as he went deep into her.
"You're so cute..." Lydia told her in a low voice as he gently kissed her cheek. "And sexy..." Then she began caressing her torso.
"No-no..." Erika tried to tell Lydia to stop as her hand went all the way to her cunt. "W-w-wait... AAAAAAAHHHHH!" With Erika letting out a very loud scream as Lydia began to gently rub her clit.
Causing Joshua to go even harder as Erika actually tightened up as a result.
"What..." Erika widened her eyes and she grabbed Lydia's wrist as she continued to rub her clit. "AH!" Then she began to tremble and grind her teeth. "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" Before letting out the loudest scream yet.
Causing Joshua and Lydia to stop for a second and stare at her with dumbfounded faces.
"Ah... Ah..." She was panting and sweating considerably.
Both Joshua and Lydia looked at one another, only to smirk in response. She actually came. He was not expecting that.
Shit... His dick was still inside of her and he really wanted to continue.
So he did.
"Ahh!" Erika let out a soft scream. "N-no wait!" She tried to say it. "Arhhh .." But she immediately stopped talking after Lydia licked her cheek and said.
"Don't worry," She reassured her. "He's almost there.'"
She was right, it was quite impressive that she was able to tell.
Erika moved her head to look at him as he continued to fuck her. "A-are you're-really abo-" She tried to ask him.
"Yes!" Joshua confirmed as he went as deep as possible.
"AH!" And she felt it.
"Shit... Ahhhhh..." His climax came as sudden as a storm. With him nearly being too late to pull it out. Thankfully, he was able too and ended up shooting his cum all over Erika's chest.
The redhead girl widened her eyes as his cum landed on her chest, mostly on her boobs.
The blond haired girl smiled at the sight of her boobs covered in cum.
The black haired boy smiled at the sight of the two naked girls, who just gave him their virginities as a birthday gift.
"Best birthday ever!"
Q AND A:
Awesome!
AWERSOME!
Well firstly hope our serial killer can enjoy his birthday
Also judging from the news Joshua had a productive evening or week depending on how spaced out the killings where do appreciate the news telling us about his kills
With Angela nice to see her being happy haha and yep fully expecting Joshua to dress her up as dog girl soon also nice of him to off her bitch of a mother to while he was at it and Angela now knows he's actually killed for her
With the incoming cuddle pile seems like he should definitely enjoy his birthday
Okay got a laugh from Daniela likely thinking a dozen scenarios when she saw Joshua on the bus but he was just like oh yeah it's her again neat haha
Got to admire the efficiency of getting one scum bag to help him in prison another scumbag before killing the helper scum bag to
Liked the little reference to Guild Wars 2 played that game a bit myself back when it first came out mostly played as a Charr Warrior and a Norn but had a character for each race with different classes and couldn't ever get into really as I could only play it on a lap top at the time with all the settings set to the lowest they could be so everything looked quite shit hence why I never truly got into it
Might as well ask out if the five races what one did Joshua go for
Huh I thought Joshua's attraction to Jun was a single exception to his preference for woman similar to how Joshua is Lydia's exception despite her liking girls sort of like while Joshua is attracted to Jun he realises other boys don't do anything for him unlike girls hence he dubs Jun the exception to the rule when it comes to his preferences and yeah don't think it will be long before Joshua and Lydia have Jun in a cat boy outfit and they'd have Erika is cosplay to
Nice to see Joshua has a nice bond with his uncle
He did ;)_
I think it creates an interesting effect when you don't actually show the murders. (S7VEN being a perfect example.)
She has no idea that it was Joshua. She just thinks that her mother got herself killed by falling as sleep with a ciggarete in her mouth.
He would love to screw her again, but he kind of promise that he wound't bother her again.
Basically.
I played as a Sylvari, but I admit, I didn't got into the game that much.
Norn
Pretty much, the only guy that Joshua will actually be attracted to will be Jun. (Though, he does believe that he developed a taste for Femboys, which kind of qualifies him as Bisexual.)
He's close to everyone in his mother's family.
Answering question from another review:
By the way so happy to see a Hazbin Hotel/Helluva Boss story idea
If I might offer a suggestion for a tweak that could be made instead of Lu going "missing" and wanting to start anew somewhere else after who knows how many hundreds of years being a active hands on ruler of Hell instead of wanting to get away Lu after doing so much work just decided one day you know what fuck it I'm taking a break got his retinue so his bodyguards like Millie and Sallie Mae and the like and just shouting out on his way out of his work place I'm on vacation bitches bother me about work at your peril
Essentially after centuries of working hard here there and everywhere being one of Hells top celebrities/rockstars/rulers/guy ensuring his family is respected and influencing hell to his liking etc etc Lu finally decided he wanted a break helped along by hearing advise from his friends and family to well take it easy for a time
Hence why he could hang around I.M.P not only as their sponsee but also helping out on some jobs and what not it's entertainment for him similarly he hangs around Charlie's hotel out of curiosity to see what she does with the place
Again just think it's worth considering the fact that Lu as the Crown Prince of hell really could do whatever the fuck he wanted so if he wanted to avoid work he could take however long he wanted off to unwind and recharge his batteries and the only two people above him in the hierarchy ( but not in terms of power ) would be Lucifer and Lilith his loving parents
Plus as a fairly prideful being Lu shouldn't feel the need to hide away by going seemingly missing haha if he wants time off work he will take time off work no need to escape or anything like that he just decides I'm on holiday I'm going to do what I want and I'll get back to work whenever i dam well feel like it but for now I'm just going to have fun spend time with my girlfriends and spend time with my friends
By the way little two cents of what Lu and Charlie's views on helping the denizens of Hell are with Charlie of course she wants to help hell by redeeming the sinners and sending them to Heaven sort of laser focused on that where Lu differs is he'd rather just make Hell itself a bit better of a place not just for the sinners but the species of Hell to finding
the idea of living in Heaven boring as shit compared to the fun that can be had in Hell
Oh wand while he did do a lot of work that's not to say he didn't have the time for fun going to Beelzebubs parties, visiting Asmodeus and hanging out etc etc this would just be his biggest break from work
This is basically Lu in a nutshell:
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As they expected, this gathering has turned sour as quickly as possible. Stolas and Octavia were equally awkward in the presence of both Stolas and Stella's families and associates. Having no other choice, father and daughter could only silently comfort each other in their annoying predicament.
A loud sigh escaped Stolas lips. With him eating a nice tasting rat and subconsciously wishing for something, anything, to happen to put an end to that unpleasant gathering.
Fortunately or unfortunately, that came in the form of someone literally breaking through the wall that was right next to the table where they were all sitting down. With everyone moving their heads to see who it was.
The vast majority clearly didn't recognize him, but Stolas remembers seeing him at I.M.P, being Blitzy's new employer.
"Who the fuck is that!?" Stella asked in clear confusion.
"Isn't he that new guy working for the weird red dickhead?" Octavia asked Stolas, as she was there when they saw him.
"Yes." Stolas confirmed it. "What does he want?"
Suddenly, the one that broke through the wall whom Stolas forgot the name, disappeared in a strange puff of blue fire. Only to reemerge right in front of their table, specifically, in front of Stolas and Octavia's seat.
"Ummm... What exactly do you want, sir?" Stolas asked Blitzy's employer in deep confusion, though a small part of him is hoping that he was sent to kidnap Stolas under Blitzo's request.
To answer Stolas' question, the tall sir that was standing in front of them, shot a very... Seductive look... Towards Octavia. Who widened her eyes in confusion. "What?!"
The tall man then approached her ear and whispered something that no one else was able to hear.
"YOU WANT ME!?" Thankfully, Octavia spoke out loud.
Causing everyone in the room to widen their eyes in deep shock.
"B-but..." Octavia tried to speak in response to that, despite blushing completely.
But the tall man simply clicked his fingers and Octavia disappeared in a puff of blue fire and reappeared in the air. Falling right into his arms.
Stella and Andrealphus both dropped their glasses in response to what was happening in front of them.
"Shall we go?" The tall man asked the girl that he was carrying in his arms in a bridal carry.
"Umm..." Octavia seemed paralyzed. "Y...yes..."
With that, the tall man clicked his fingers once again, and the two of them disappeared in a puff of blue fire.
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"AAAAAHHHH!" It took a minute for Stolas to realize what just happened.
"WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT, STOLAS!?" With Stella having the same reaction he did.
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