This one is the Doctor arguing with the TARDIS about Clara
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'Now go stand in the corner and think about what you did
Ha, time for a little revenge'
"I know she died in the Dalek Asylum." The TARDIS makes a noise. "Yeah, she died again. She was a governess." More noise. "I know, I know you are worried. You should be happy that something has interested me since I lost the Ponds."
The Doctor looks at the screen as a picture pops up showing both Oswin Oswald and Clara.
'The story starts when it was hot and it was summer, and
I had it all, I had him right there where I wanted him
She came along, got him alone, and let's hear the applause
She took him faster than you can say "Sabotage"
I never saw it coming, wouldn't have suspected it
I underestimated just who I was dealing with
She had to know the pain was beating on me like a drum
She underestimated just who she was stealing from'
"It's not a snog box for the billionth time," the Doctor tells the young woman.
"Want to turn it into one," she flirts back.
"No." The TARDIS makes a noise that the Time Lord chooses to ignore. "Want to join me and see the universe, Clara?"
"I would love to," she feels uneasy as the TARDIS jerks around. "For some reason this ship doesn't want me."
"Just ignore her."
"Her, what is she sentient?"
"Very much so."
"Now come on Clara." The Doctor takes her by the hand and shows her around the TARDIS.
'She's not a saint and she's not what you think
She's an actress, woah
He was a moth to the flame
She was holding the matches, woah
Soon, she's gonna find stealing other people's toys
On the playground won't make you many friends
She should keep in mind, she should keep in mind
There is nothing I do better than revenge, ha'
As she meets more of herself she gets the message that she isn't welcome here. The TARDIS starts showing the companions again. "Man she was young."
"Who was young?"
"Half of the people you traveled with before were all women. Are you sure this isn't a snog box."
"I only snogged Rose and River."
"River?"
"Nevermind them. I didn't only travel with young girls. Ian was my Susan's teacher, as well as him and Barbra. Other men I traveled with were, Steven, Ben, Jamie, Brigadier Lethbridge Stewart, Sergeant Benten; though for Benton I was mostly stuck on earth. Harry, Adric; Adric died saving earth, Turlough, Kamelion, Glitz," the Doctor says that name with anger. "Chang Lee, though with him he didn't really do much. Mickey, Captain Jack, Wilfred, Rory Pond, and Strax."
"So not only women?"
"No but remember there has always been someone I can trust and most got along with my ship. My ship seems to not like you for some reason."
"Well she needs to get over it. I am not stopping anytime soon." The Doctor smiles at her, and helps her to her room.
'She looks at life like it's a party and she's on the list
She looks at me like I'm a trend and she's so over it
I think her ever-present frown is a little troubling, and
She thinks I'm psycho 'cause I like to rhyme her name with things
But sophistication isn't what you wear or who you know
Or pushing people down to get you where you wanna go
Oh, they didn't teach you that in prep school so it's up to me
But no amount of vintage dresses gives you dignity
(Think about what you did)'
"I hope Clara doesn't remember anything I said to her about thinking she's impossible." The Doctor strokes the TARDIS. "She saw my name. No one is supposed to know my name."
'She's not a saint and she's not what you think
She's an actress, woah
He was a moth to the flame
She was holding the matches, woah
Soon, she's gonna find stealing other people's toys
On the playground won't make you many friends
She should keep in mind, she should keep in mind
There is nothing I do better than revenge, ha'
"How come you never told me that you were married, I thought we had something?"
"I try and not to get into human relationships anymore. I may be able to be a friend; right now I can't do anything else." River is watching them as they argue and can feel the TARDIS humming at it.
'I'm just another thing for you to roll your eyes at, honey
You might have him, but haven't you heard?
I'm just another thing for you to roll your eyes at, honey
You might have him, but I always get the last word
Woah, woah-ah-oh'
As the Doctor lays Clara down on her bed knowing his past selves are safe now and forever, including his future selves. He walks about to the console room. "I said goodbye to River." The TARDIS hums. "Clara saved me from being taken over by the Great Intelligence. That is why she has been showing up all over my timeline. You can like her now." More noise. "What why?" Noise again a hum he doesn't recognize, "what do you mean you still don't trust her?" He gets no answer.
'She's not a saint and she's not what you think
She's an actress, woah (She deserved it)
He was a moth to the flame
She was holding the matches, woah
Soon, she's gonna find stealing other people's toys
On the playground won't make you many friends
She should keep in mind, she should keep in mind
There is nothing I do better than revenge'
After going through the whole regeneration process the Doctor and Clara head back into the TARDIS. "Clara."
"Yes Doctor," she hopes he doesn't know .
"Thank you for getting me somewhere safe."
"I," the TARDIS hums, "wasn't going to take credit you piece of metal gpt you here."
'Do you still feel like you know what you're doing?
'Cause I don't think you do, oh (No, no, no, no)
Do you still feel like you know what you're doing? (No)
I don't think you do, I don't think you do
Let's hear the applause (Come on, come on)
Come on, show me how much better you are
(So much better, yeah?)
See, you deserve some applause
'Cause you're so much better
She took him faster than you could say "Sabotage"
As Clara calls the Doctor about what just happened to Danny, he puts her to sleep. In her dream she dreams of throwing the TARDIS keys into a volcano. Days later after seeing Kate being saved by her long gone father. Seeing Clara leave. "You have her gone now. I hope you're happy."