Giant women try to eat Johnny. WARNING!: CONTAINS VORE

Johnny has to capture a 900lb gorilla beacuse his colleague is blackmailing him.

Johnny goes to get a tan, but something goes horribly wrong...

Johnny and Mama Bravo decide to go on a road trip to Utah. Mama would rather spend time with friends and family while Johnny did his normal thing - chase girls.

Okay some of you won't like the couple in this, and some of you will. The title is pretty much the summary or I will give all of it away. Johnny get a girlfriend that will actually tolerate his way of women. Not to long of a oneshot. There is a good reason why it is 'M' rated. XD

'Little Suzy' isn't so little anymore. What are her feelings towards her friend? Oneshot

'Cause who wouldn't want to dance with Johnny, come on now.

Johnny Bravo, womanizer and failing at it, despite fitting all marks on the shallow woman's checklist. A more realistic alternate take on how such a character would fare in the world.