Pilot Episode: Lemon Expansion

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"Mmmhn, this is unacceptable!" A high pitched voice echoed through the woods as the three people stood still. The person appears to be a humanoid lemon wearing royalty clothes, and he appears to be livid about something.

"MaY I AsK WHy, YouR HIgHnesS?" A hoarse voice inquired beside the royal lemon. This person appears to be a skeleton with two horns with the right horn being broken, and is wearing gray ragged clothes that a hobo would wear.

"This needs to be done right now. The Lemon Children demand more space for the kingdom. Which is why if you don't finish this in a day, I will sentence both of you to prison for 1,000 years!" He pointed at the people who are supposedly the "heroes" of Eee. But mostly for the Lemon Kingdom.

The royalty lemon, or The Prince of Lemon, jumps on the back of a lemon camel and proceeds to leave the two. The two contemplate if they should leave this royal ass or not. They decided to not leave because they are obligated to finish this work.

They are a long way from home and are here already, so why not finish the job. "LaNCaSteR, yoU cUT tHe TreEs OveR THerE. I wILl HANdlE tHE TrEeS oN ThiS SIdE." The skeleton pointed at the left side for the red skinned person that has six eyes whose name is Lancaster while he pointed at the right side to emphasize that it is his job to cut down the trees over there.

"HmMMm. DesTRoyInG LiFE, oR TrEeS in ThIS CaSe… BRinGs a SMilE tO My fACE. Ah, I, NaTE, lOVe DeSTRoYinG LiFE."The skeleton identified as Nate expresses his joy and happiness through the destruction of life… for the betterment of the Lemon Children and the Lemon Kingdom, of course.

"STiLL ThoUGh, tHAt rOYalTy iS SOuR… bECaUSe hE Is A LEmOn. HAhahAhAhAHA!" Meanwhile Lancaster, the six eye red skinned person, does not laugh, does not show any emotions, and does not probably have human emotions. Both of them continue to cut down multitudes of trees at a rapid pace.

They cut down the trees in their own way. For Lancaster, he uses chaos and disorder to rip the roots from the earth into oblivion. As for Nate, he uses the unholy powers such as casting green flames at the trees to burn them out of life; the inevitable death of all living things. As they were doing their job, Nate heard something rustling in the bush. Possibly an enemy.

Arrows flew out of the bush and were about to hit the two, but Lancaster used the power of disorder and made the trajectory of the arrows sick and dead. Nate threw green fireballs at the bush, burning it out of life, but something jumped out before it could burn with the rest of the bush. "CeASe." With one powerful word, the enemy stopped moving.

Nate walked closer to see who the enemy was. "InTRIgUiNG. A wOoD NYMpH. MaY I AsK WHy yOU dID ThaT?" The wood nymph is clearly struggling, but it is futile as Nate's ability is more powerful than anything this world has to offer. "Dude, you're destroying the forest. You can't do that!" Nate raised an eyebrow.

"The ORdeRs Of The LeMOn PrINce iS abSOluTe. CeASe aND DeSIst aT ONcE." Nate was being careful not to let the wood nymph escape from his slight mind control, but she somehow got away by exploding into a pile of leaves that distracts the two. Lancaster does not care, but Nate though… "ShE lACks exPERiEncE. THat wILl bE HEr fINAl miSTaKE." It is all according to his plan.

The wood nymph jumps over a large root and onto a tree to get an eagle eye over what is happening near the Lemon Kingdom. "They are destroying nature. I can't let that happen." Suddenly! Nate jumpscare! "I foR OnE thINK whAT You ArE DoINg iS IlLEgAl. DIsRuPTing LeMoN OfFIcIAls iS pUNIShaBle bY DEaTh." Nate tracked her down using his telepathy.

"Augh!" The wood nymph immediately jumped out of fear and instantly summoned arrows to fire at them. Nate used his rotting ability and made the arrows rot. She dived into the ground and was one with the dirt. She launched a surprise attack from Nate's behind. Nate got stabbed to death by a sharp stick. Lancaster just watched his friend die… sike!

Nate did not die, but instead—CRACK!—turned his head 360 degrees to face the wood nymph, which scared her because of the neck cracking. "YouR DEaTh is InevITAblE." Lancaster smacked her head with his right hand and knocked her out. "I diD SaY DIsRuPTing LeMoN OfFIcIAls iS pUNIShaBle bY DEaTh, bUT wE STiLl nEed To HeAR THe orDER frOm The PriNCe hiMSelF."

They, by "they" I mean Lancaster, dragged the body of the wood nymph and walked back to the Lemon Kingdom. Few minutes of walking later. "Mmmhn, what is this?" The Lemon Prince demanded an answer. "ThiS Is ThE One WHo meSSEd witH oUR LeMON ExpanSIon OperATIon, your HigHNEsS."

Hearing this, The Lemon Prince instantly became furious. "UNACCEPTABLE!" This shouting goes on for five minutes before he calms down. "To the dungeon with her. 1,000,000 years. NOW!" Before Nate and Lancaster leave and drop the wood nymph to the dungeon, Nate delivers the good news. "YoUR HigHNeSS, wE ComplETeD tHE DefoREStaTiOn."

"Mmmmhn, that is… acceptable. I, Lemongrab the prince of the lemon kingdom, bestow upon you two, Gionnathan Omon Lancaster Bartholomew and Nate the Lich, a good job. Now leave!" Both of them leave after locking the enemy in the dungeon. Nate asked Lancaster a simple question. "WhAT Do WE Do NoW?" As usual, Lancaster did not say anything. "AgreED."

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A/N: This is a pilot episode. Meaning it is only a one shot thingy. If this story does well, then I will continue it. Now I will give the rundown based on this pilot episode. This is a reimagination where GOLB and The Lich are "heroes" Eee (an alternate counterpart name for Ooo). Lemongrab got the role of Princess Bubblegum, well, close to it anyway. The wood nymph (if you know her name, then good job) replaces Ice King. I know this alternate universe is bonkers, but I'm trying to get the characters as close to canon as possible. I think.