Review Responses:
Derick Lindsey: Scary Girl and Beth are the most irredeemable characters.
Dudidururoaid: Bro.
"Last time on Total Drama Island!" Chris said. "The teams merged, and the Final 10 had to clean my mansion! But no-one actually cleaned it, so we had to do a Part 2 of the challenge instead! In the end, Scary Girl won the ability to send someone home and she chose Caleb, our high-larious fart character! Who will go home next? Stay tuned to find out, on Total Drama Island!"
INTRO
Scary Girl was hiding underneath a bed in the Girl's cabin. Zee walked in for some reason and noticed her. "HEY SCARY GIRL WHY ARE YOU HIDING UNDER THE BED IN THE RIGHT CORNER OF THE GIRL'S CABIN!?" Zee asked.
"SHUSH!" Scary Girl hissed. "I'm hiding from everyone else!"
Suddenly, there was a knock on the door.
"Don't answer it." Scary Girl told Zee as she faded into the shadows.
Zee answered the door and saw the other contestants. "Hey, is Scary Girl under the bed in the right corner of the girl's cabin?" Wayne asked.
"Nah, she's in the boy's cabin." Zee said.
"Oh okay." Millie said as they went to look in the boy's cabin.
Once they had all left, Scary Girl left her hiding spot. "Thank god." She sighed.
"Why were they all looking for you anyways?" Zee asked.
"Because I got rid of stupid Caleb!" Scary Girl said. "Why does everyone like him anyways? His only personality trait is farting!"
Zee gasped. "YOU GOT RID OF CALEB!?" He yelled.
"Literally yes!" Scary Girl said. "Did you not see the elimination ceremony?"
"GUYS!" Zee called. "SCARY GIRL'S IN HERE!"
Everyone bust down the door. "GET HER GUYS!" Priya ordered. Everyone beat up Scary Girl.
Confessional - Scary Girl
Scary Girl was in a fully body cast. "I SWEAR TO GOD-"
Everyone was in the ampitheatre with buzzers in front of them. "Hello girlbosses!" Chris said. "This challenge is a quiz! The first person to three points wins immunity and gets to pick someone else to be immune with them!"
"I'M GONNA WIN!" Raj yelled.
"Question 1: Who got eliminated last episode?" Chris asked.
"Uhhh, Zee?" Zee said.
"Wrong!" Chris said.
"FUCK!" Zee said.
Priya buzzed in. "CALEB!" She answered.
"Correct!" Chris said. "Question 2: Is Nichelle alive?"
"No!" Bowie said. "She got the electric chair yesterday!"
"You're right!" Chris said. "Question 3: Give me a word that rhymes with race!"
"CHASE! CHASE! CHASE! CHASE!" Emma chanted.
"Correct!" Chris said. "Question 4: Who is the most high-larious person here?"
"THE FART FAIRY!" Everyone except Scary Girl said.
"You all get a point!" Chris said. "Am I (37M) the asshole for murdering my wife (23F)?"
"No because women are cringe!" Wayne said.
"Correct!" Chris said.
"True, eh?" Ezekiel said.
"Wha- Ezekiel you're supposed to be feral!" Chris scolded.
"I stopped eh?" Ezekiel said.
"Well, I'm getting bored of asking questions, so Part 2 of the challenge is to kill Ezekiel!" Chris said. "Emma, Bowie, Priya, and Wayne, you guys got the most points, so you will be the only ones competing in Part 2!"
"Slayyy!" Bowie said.
"I gotta get out of here, man!" Ezekiel said.
"GO GET HIM!" Chris commanded.
WITH BOWIE AND WAYNE...
Bowie and Wayne were making out gayly. Emma walked up to them. "CHASE WHY ARE YOU CHEATING ON ME WITH BOWIE?!" Emma yelled.
"I'm not Chase you idiot." Wayne said.
"SHUT UP!" Emma yelled as she started beating up Bowie and Wayne.
WITH PRIYA...
Priya had murdered Ezekiel. "HAHA! THAT SERVES HIM RIGHT FOR CHEATING ON ME!" Priya laughed.
"Priya wins immunity, and gets to pick one other contestant to be immune with her!"
"I choose Ripper, because fart jokes are based!" Priya said.
Ripper farted in celebration.
"Everyone else is up for elimination at the campfire ceremony later tonight!" Chris announced.
AT THE ELIMINATION CEREMONY...
"Welcome to the elimination!" Chris said. "You've all cast your votes and made your decision, so let's see who's out!"
"Ripper and Priya, you two won immunity so you're safe!" They caught their marshmallows.
"Zee, Emma, and Bowie, you guys didn't receive any votes!" They caught their marshmallows.
"Millie - One vote. Raj - Also one vote!" Chris tossed them marshmallows.
"How come I'm the only person who voted for Raj!?" Wayne asked.
"And how come I'm in the bottom two?" Scary Girl asked.
"Because you're both unlikeable." Chris said. Anyways, one of you received five votes, and the other received two! The last contestant safe is...
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Way-"
"WAIT!" Emma yelled. "I quit so I can be with Chase!"
"Oh okay." Chris said. "Scary Girl got the most votes, but she's safe now I guess.
"WHAT!?" Scary Girl yelled. "CALEB IS FUCKING MID GUYS!"
Confessional - Zee
"I'll get Scary Girl next time!" Zee pledged.
"Any last words, Emma?" Chris asked.
"CHAAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSEEEEEEEEEE!" Emma screamed.
"Okay lmao." Chris said as the Boot of Shame kicked Emma into the water.
"I'm not going anywhere!" Emma said, still hanging onto the dock. "This game's mine, eh? MINE!"
"What will happen next episode?" Chris said. "I don't know!"
Votes:
Scary Girl - Emma, Zee, Millie, Ripper, Bowie
Wayne - Scary Girl, Raj
Raj - Wayne
Millie - Priya
16th - MK
15th - Julia
14th - Damien
13th - Nichelle
12th - Axel
11th - Chase
MERGE
10th - Caleb
9th - Emma
Girls: Priya, Millie, Scary Girl
Boys: Bowie, Ripper, Wayne, Raj, Zee
Notes:
Emma got eliminated.
Also you might be worrying about Ezekiel dying, but don't worry, TDEE and TDI23A take place in different universes. Epic Edition Ezekiel is fine.