AERONAUTICS

"Hey kiddos!" Hawks spread his wings and said, "You know why we're here so let's start. Ochako, you're up."

"Okay!" Ochako patted herself, and she drifted upwards.

"You got the getting airborne part down, but how are you going to move?"

Ochako's cheeks bulged. She vomited a rainbow streak in the air and shot off into the horizon.

Hawks wiped rainbow smear off his face and said, "Okay then. Ojiro? Come on man, your Quirk's a tail. Not a feathery tail, or a gravity defying tail, just a tail. How are you going to fly?"

Ojiro whipped his tail around in circles. As it went faster and faster, his rear end hovered into the air. Ojiro waved as he helicoptered around the school.

"Did anyone else find that deeply disturbing? No one, just me? Okay then, next!"

Kaminari pushed a giant box at one of the school's metal fences. The metal fence popped off, glitching in the air and floating strangely. Kaminari grabbed it and shook it, until multiple images of it overlapped. When he let it go, four pieces of ethereal fence drifted around. He glued them together into a square loop, stood on it, and held a fan over his head. As the fan blew, the air pushed up on the metal fence, and Kaminari went floating off into the air.

"I would criticize that for using too much support gear if I had any idea what just happened."

"My turn!" Kirishima ran forward, hardened his whole body, and shouted, "I pledge my undying loyalty to the robot overmind."

Bakugo punted him into the horizon. Hawks squinted and watched Kirishima soar away.

"Good, that won't hit any international flights. Koda, your turn. Going to get the pigeons to carry you?"

Koda whispered into his hands. He opened them, and a tiny white moth drifted out. Hawks scoffed. "That's it? One moth's not going to cut it."

A shadow fell over U.A. Ponderous wingbeats beat the air, and the grass trembled under each gust of air. An enormous eagle landed, let Koda climb on its back, and took off.

"Note to self, never piss off one of those things."

Sato chugged six Red Bulls. Hawks raised an eyebrow and said, "You realize those things don't actually give you wings, right?"

Eyes bloodshot and veins bulging out of his head, Sato gave a guttural roar and flapped his arms. His body teetered wildly as he flapped into the air. Hawks scoffed and said, "Guess that proves me wrong. Anyways, looks like we have enough word count for one more, who's next?"

Shoji sprouted six giant hands out of his back. Eyes took the place of fingernails, and each palm had a mouth with pointed teeth. "Be not afraid," the mouths said in chorus.

"We did that joke already," Izuku said. "Though the internet says jokes are funny if they are done three times, so we need to do one more."

"Next time," Hawks said. "I need a therapist first."

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This has essentially me going 'How can these students fly? Wrong answers only.'